The reaction to the character of Blonde Blazer is a fantastic insight into how damaged society is desu. Explains why 60% of Gen Z men have never asked a girl out, and just over 70% have never had intercourse. Back in the 60s or 80s she’d have been seen as boring, predictable, the safe “good girl” trope guys tolerated but didn’t crave. An ideal on paper, maybe, but lacking fire, edge, or real passion. Back when men weren’t scared of intensity, when they could handle a woman with depth, chaos, and unfiltered desire.These blazerfags don’t want a real woman—they want a mommy. Someone to gently guide them, validate their feelings, and shield them from anything challenging or uncomfortable. Blonde Blazer is their fantasy: soft, nurturing, endlessly patient, never pushing them out of their comfort zone.I really see people saying there’s zero chemistry between her and Robert… Like, I’m just lost at that point. These people are beyond saving. The real chemistry explodes with Invisigal—the raw tension, the push-pull, the late-night confrontations and obsessive longing. Anyone who says there’s no spark there is clearly someone who’s never had a moment like that with a woman. The kind where emotions run hot, boundaries blur, and every interaction feels dangerously alive. So many damaged men that never grew up properly and can’t relate to the thrill of complicated intimacy and human connection like that because they’ve only chased safe, surface-level stuff—or never chased at all.Broken boys. Broken boys everywhere. Even in fiction, they can’t trust and connect with a magnetic, flawed girl like Invisigal. It’s sad. Their comfort zone is blandness. They pull back into their shell of polite distance, emotional repression, and passive avoidance. And Blonde Blazer supplies that. It’s what’s familiar to them—sterile, low-risk, no real stakes, just mommy’s warm embrace. It’s very deeply saddening.
Didn't you make this thread already
>>729454484Explain to me how OP is wrong
https://youtu.be/YpO90vQwoyY?si=fX1ERA241eCt_FZM&t=37
Get your AI slop OUTTA here, coomer tomboy closetfag
>bbfag makes a shitty thread falseflagging as a Courtney Chad so that he can try to take the moral high groundSad, it won't work though. Far too transparent
>>729454614You always bite
Fuck BBfagsFuck VisiniggersThis game is gay as shit and so is its fanbase
>>729454748HydroGAWD....
>>729454557According to science all women want to be raped. To be dominated. It’s just buried deep in their subconscious.
This one ain't gonna work out the same way, chief. You took a factual copy pasta, and you seethed about it.Now, you get to be a laughing stock.
>>729454805It’s the same retarded phoneposter you retarded faggot
>>729454854That is op.
It turns out that the popularity of a given game entirely depends on how hot and desirable the fictional womenz are lulz
>>729454782Robert can't rape Courtney, it's impossible to rape the willing.
>>729454884You’re probably right. OP is a persona fagging falseflagger cunt.
Haven’t even played this game yet I’m just Lol’ing at these threads.
>blazerkeks still seething a month later that the brown tomboy is still more popularjust let it go
>>729454484FpbpHang, draw and quarter all pasta threads
>>729455141It ain't gonna work the same as last time though because it's not a truth nuke. It's clearly just copypasta seethe bait.
>KICK THAT INVISIBITCH OFF THE TEAM!>SHE PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE!>EXCUSE ME I'M A REAL HERO I CAN SAY INVISIBITCH ANY TIME I WANT!
>>729454427
>>729455272Doesn’t matter it’s pasta tier now and the visi fags can only seethe at it
>>729454931Honestly no.I mean sexual appeal exists, but if it was just waifubait much less people cared about the game (since it's not a datesim and have only 1 horny scene)
Mandy would be a good mom. Not sure about Courtney.
>>729455782It literally is pasta. That was the third I've seen itRemember to sage
>>729455807>Honestly noHonestly yes. Sex sells. You’re in denial.
>>729454427>*sucks your cock*>*gulp**gulp**gulp*
Blonde Blazer in Indiahttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z-kYGagd2sw&pp=ygUVQmxvbmRlIHdvbWFuIGluIGluZGlh
>>729455943
>>729456040Why are they like this?? Do they not understand social etiquette at all???
>The reaction to the character of Blonde Blazer is a fantastic insight into how damaged society is desu. Explains why 60% of Gen Z men have never asked a girl out, and just over 70% have never had intercourse. Back in the 60s or 80s she’d have been seen as boring, predictable, the safe “good girl” trope guys tolerated but didn’t crave. An ideal on paper, maybe, but lacking fire, edge, or real passion. Back when men weren’t scared of intensity, when they could handle a woman with depth, chaos, and unfiltered desire.>These blazerfags don’t want a real woman—they want a mommy. Someone to gently guide them, validate their feelings, and shield them from anything challenging or uncomfortable. Blonde Blazer is their fantasy: soft, nurturing, endlessly patient, never pushing them out of their comfort zone.>I really see people saying there’s zero chemistry between her and Robert… Like, I’m just lost at that point. These people are beyond saving. The real chemistry explodes with Invisigal—the raw tension, the push-pull, the late-night confrontations and obsessive longing. Anyone who says there’s no spark there is clearly someone who’s never had a moment like that with a woman. The kind where emotions run hot, boundaries blur, and every interaction feels dangerously alive. So many damaged men that never grew up properly and can’t relate to the thrill of complicated intimacy and human connection like that because they’ve only chased safe, surface-level stuff—or never chased at all.>Broken boys. Broken boys everywhere. Even in fiction, they can’t trust and connect with a magnetic, flawed girl like Invisigal. It’s sad. Their comfort zone is blandness. They pull back into their shell of polite distance, emotional repression, and passive avoidance. And Blonde Blazer supplies that. It’s what’s familiar to them—sterile, low-risk, no real stakes, just mommy’s warm embrace. It’s very deeply saddening.
>>729455849She probably had a shitty childhood and an awful maternal figure (if she had one at all), but despite that I think she would do her best to be the best mom possible and would love her kids.
>>729454427>Visichads>"Wow, she's really cute and vulnerable, I love her...">Blondeblazerfeminists>"We live in a society... billions of men must die"
>>729456132Indians are for whatever reason the single most insufferable people on the internet. Even in places like Africa where you have 50 iq Pygmies you don’t see them acting like this. You don’t see 50 iq Pygmies coating their meat in literal shit. At best they bury their meat in hot sand to cook it. Indians will literally rub shit on their fish and chicken.
>>729456206She would be a great mom because she knows what its like to have a hard childhood, and wants Robert Robertson to have a great life
I am so fucking glad that I’m not invested in this game because if I was my options for discussion would be normalfaggot central sites or psychotic shipperfaggots clogging up the threads.
>>729456283I meant to say planet* not internet but my point remains the same. The most schizo shit you see online is 9-out-of-10 times typically from a retarded Indian nationalist.
Fuck ALL of you……
>>729456040How is she not gagging from the stench
>>729456313Based and correct.
why do people especially on reddit seethe so much if you choose visi?
>>729456275>>"Wow, she's really cute and vulnerable, I love her..."
>>729454427damn that’s crazy but 1. not reading all that and 2. used-up IRL whores dont deserve my attention
This is why we needed a third romance option. It would have mitigated all of this.
>>729457156I wonder if they'll add a third romance option in season 2? Truthfully I hope they don't and instead just focus on the preexisting two.
I just think blazer is cuter
>>729455938I've never denied that sex sells. However the most touchy Visi's scenes aren't related to sex much even.
I don't care about your schizofaggotry, I just want to post cute BB
>>729454427FFVII literally tells players 27 years ago the kind of girl that would be good for the protagonist is basically a slightly older girl who can put you in your place whenever you go astray.The same kind of character is not a generational thing. Its just someone's perspective and opinion taken to audience reception. You're just overreacting.
The fourth Robert will be a woman. That of Roberta. Daddy’s little girl.
>>729457341Robert looks like a rapist with the mask on.
>>729457328Solid opinion but Malevola grabbing Bob's dick was cuter and more funny
>>729454427BPD does not make good life partners
Boys with no experience go for CourtneyMen with experience go for MandyIt’s that simple
>>729454427Counterpoint: Invisicow has a nose ring.
Boys with no experience go for MandyMen with experience go for Courtney It’s that simple
>>729457568>There's only one way you can redeem yourself for blowing up my mech
Mandy is the perfect wife. It's time for visifags to grow up and accept it instead of constantly trying to drag her down to their level
>>729458265Wow. Are you that ass mad about the other thread, still?
>>729458060....and she looks very cute with it!
>>729457990>>729458475What do you think about Mandy rebounding after so soon after her breakup
>>729454427Is this a false flag operation to make people hate Blonde Blazer because OP gets triggered by her for whatever reason?
>>729458491>post your rewarded >this is okay>someone reverses the names>Omg ur so butthurt about last threadLmao
Nobody wants your BPD asian unc
>>729458475>you just want a sexy woman with big ass and tits to love you and feed you and be your comfort and light!!!!!Yes.
>>729458583I think you're a secondaryfag trying to start shit and not realizing the whole story takes place over months
>>729457156>>729457238
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BA7X1mZ_i24
>>729458838Episode 3 and 4 can't be far apart, Robert gets pranked by Malevola or Punch-up during the start of episode 4, so it makes sense that they happen right after another. I think the timeskip is between 4 and 5, not 3 and 4. Dumb secondary.
>>729458961dumb fujo
>>729458961Brilliant fujo.
>>729458961average fujo
>>729458961stinky fujo
Robert owes Courtney love and sex.
>>729459069>proto pulse test number seven: failureSure thing kid. Sure thing. The time skips are between 3-4, as well as between 4-5 and 5-6. 1/2/3 and 6/7/8 are all back to back.
>>729458961fragrant fujo
>>729459356Not 5-6, scratch that. It's 3-4 and 4-5
>>729459356You know what, you're right, I forgot about that. I guess it's a failure of writing then, doesn't make much sense that Mal or Punch-up decides to not cooperate weeks after their buddy was cut.
>>729459254Wrong.
chatgpt went nuts holy
>>729457437You should make a non-pozzed thread
>>729454427>60s or 80sAIDS weren't invented yet
>>729459609*Correct.
https://files.catbox.moe/1wo8ui.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/9toe30.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/p6ndfr.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/4d8nv7.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/6yrpow.webmhttps://files.catbox.moe/irbusb.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/9toe30.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/l343ql.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/b4q6cj.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/e6xbzt.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/xjbjqe.mp4
she's so ugly in every way lol
>>729459762
she's so perfect in every way lol
>>729459762Based CourtneyGOD
>>729458651>Is this a false flag operationYes
>>729459254For what? Planting a bomb on him? Disobeying his orders and getting someone hurt? Spying on him for the man who killed his father?
>>729459951>1 CHA>2 INT>Still won the Robertbowl
>>729459762My collection grows bigger. AMVisichads, I kneel.
>>729460069She took a bullet for him which overrides all of that and now puts Robbie in her eternal debt.
>>729460069If Mandy can forgive Courtney, you should too.
>>729460342Non-jeet hands typed this post.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nm3KAirJeC8
>>729460419>Eli, never had the makings of a Brave Brigade member.
>>729460257Which she wouldn't have to take if she didn't work for Shroud in the first place.>>729460342I can forgive her, but Courtney and Rob are at most even if she's not still on the way of making up to him for her fuckups.
>>729460625>Your friend, Shroud, whatever happened there?
>>729460559
>>729460683>Which she wouldn't have to take if she didn't work for Shroud in the first place.All that matters is that she took a bullet for him and the only way Robob can ever pay that back is through a lifetime of love and devotion.
>>729456819
>>729460929>transactionalNot how heroism works
>>729456313Tomboy tummy.
>>729461096Yes
>>729461025>Courtney, are you a Filipina? >Maybe. Do I look like a Filipina?>It's hard to say, you look vaguely....ethnic.
Courtney and Mandy are both bi. In season 2 if you don’t pursue either, they will instead pursue each other.
>>729460929Aging twink tummy…
>>729461096>>729461165
>>729461059That's how it works this time.
>>729454427what's bro yapping about?
>>729461096>>729461165gawd dayum
Blonde Blazer is the paragon of the story. Her nickname is the Radiant Luminary, and her amulet derives its power from Light. She represents the Golden Age of superheroes, from a time when people have not been caught up in the cynicism of the modern world. The only hero that Shroud himself respects. Throughout the story she is kind and supportive to the people she cares about, offering Robert a job and a purpose outside of Mecha Man, creating the Phoenix Program, vouching for Invisigal and refusing to cut her in the beginning, etc.One of her flaws is that she has a savior complex ("I'm not done saving you yet", "I see you in trouble and I just can't help myself", "Blazer's always had a soft spot for helpless losers"). In the story she is a perfect foil to Invisigal, who is depicted as deeply flawed, selfish, and abrasive. Blonde Blazer is also just a persona she's adopted to be a superhero, because the real person behind the power is Mandy. She's self-conscious about that because the public only knows her as Blonde Blazer, but her deepest desire is being able to eventually retire as a superhero and live a normal life as Mandy. This is why she's attracted to Robert, whom she sees as a reflection of herself in how they are both just regular people drawing their power from an external source (astral pulse vs true heroes amulet), and she envisions a future with him where they can sit on a couch and watch trashy reality tv while drinking a beer like normal people do.
>>729460342Forgive Courtney =/= stick your dick in crazy.
>nonstop waifu wars and schizopostingSeason 2 can't come soon enough to save us from this fate
>Forgive Courtney>Stick your dick in Wabi-SabiThe Mecha Man way.
>>729461815Season 2 will only make it worse
>>729461869Based.
>>729455849Courtney would drown her kids
>>729461869Robert deserves a woman who can fix him. He's been through enough shit
Hello I am entering this thread to that Waterboy is my nigga
>>729462108Waterman*
Robert doesn’t want kids.
>>729462086They can fix each other, tomboy love is a powerful thing.
>>729462241BB bought him a couch She'll fix up his home like she'll fix up his heart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpoOKwndlZ0
Grats for all the BBfags for making Invisifans look well adjusted by comparison.
Robert wants affection
>>729462157He said this.
>729462439Not taking your bait, schizoI just wanna post Mandy
>>729462540BAAAAAAAASED
>>729462378Courtney set him up a housewarming party, next she'll help him set up a bedroom and help him break the bed in.
>>729462421>Wahbut, I whanuh fwute.
>>729462679Bro she got Chase fucked up and then stole his astral pulse in the same night, the only thing she'll be breaking is his spirit
>>729462875Chase made his own decisions. She never asked him to go. He's a grown man who makes his own decisions. That's not on her
i just started this and i cut batman from the team, should i reload and cut the black girl instead
>>729462875>Chase fucked upHe'll get better, in the meantime he gets to fly around and do superhero shit again.>then stole his astral pulse in the same nightBobert got it back, all's well that ends well.
>>729463015no one asked her to try to steal the astral pulse alone either
I lost a lot of respect for this game after finding out how many of the VAs are e-celebs
>>729463102Me too, I was so incredibly triggered I deleted it and tore up all of my fan art.
>>729463096And she was willing to do it alone and risk her life to make up for her mistakes. The heart of a hero, selflessly risking your life to make up for your own mistakes
>>729454427>men fantasize about and expect their women to be kind and nurturing>expect their women to exhibit the attributes of a good mother>r/gaymes seethes about thisI love itpost more crying, queers ;)
>>729463164I can't even find the jokes about sex funny anymore ;(
>>729463251The original pasta makes 10 times more senseThe reaction to the character of Blonde Blazer is a fantastic insight into how damaged society is desu. Explains also that 60% of Gen Z men have never even asked a girl out in their lives, and just over 70% of them have never had intercourse. Back in the 60s or 80s she’s have been iconic, a beloved, praised character. An ideal of what to be. Back when men weren’t scared of women, when they could talk to them. I really see people saying there’s zero chemistry between her and Robert… Like, I’m just lost at that point. These people are beyond saving. Ep1 alone was such a stellar introduction. The entire time at the bar and later on the billboard, anyone who says there’s no chemistry there, is clearly someone who’s never had a single moment like that with a woman. Just a simple talk at a children’s playground at 1AM, or sitting near a lighthouse or some other high place at night after having a drink together. So many damaged men that never grew up properly and can’t relate to the simplest forms of intimacy and human connection like that because they’ve never experienced it.Broken boys. Broken boys everywhere. Even in fiction, they can’t trust and connect with a perfect girl. It’s sad. Their comfort zone, is discomfort. They pull back into their shell of creepy behaviour, stalking, verbal and physical abuse. And Invisigal supplies that. It’s what’s familiar to them. It’s very deeply saddening.
>>729463231Robert's invisible wife is so heroic...
>>729463335>I think my pasta is better because i wrote it ;)
>>729463380I didn't write it.
Is the hatred towards Blazer and obsession over Invis being pushed by Indians?
>>729463435Oh right, you got it from a youtube comment
>>729463460SEA.
>Make terrible movie game>/v/ eats it up because it has a handful of attractive drawn womenevery fucking time
>>729463231If you genuinely cared for her you wouldn't be trying to make excuses for her mistakes. Whether her intentions were good or not she fucked up and almost got someone near and dear to Robert killed. Her true redemption is when she finally used her powers to protect a life at the very end, not when she tried to steal the pulse (which she didn't even give back to Robert in the first place).
>>729463460Jeets love Blazer. Look at the playtesters names, they're all jeets, and they all loved Blazer, so much so that they convinced ad hoc to go harder on Courtney. Which worked out because the animation team loved Courtney
>>729456819>randomly gave him soibeard and soiglasseskill all millenials (except me)
>>729463231She's a real human bean, and a real hero.
>>729463574Of course she fucked up, but she never asked chase to risk his life, so no, you cannot put that on her. That was HIS decision as a grown ass man who knew the consequences. Chase is a hero as well, which is why he did it. The exact same sentiment, he has a heart of a hero too, as for the pulse, she was always going to give it back. Even in her villain end she gives it back, she always wanted to make up for her mistake. She didn't give it back, because giving it back comes with the locker room confession, which she thought would be too much for Robert to ever forgive. You can see her short circuit when he does.
>>729463620>Which worked out because the animation team loved CourtneyWe love Igloo Studio in these threads.
>>729463620peak projection
>>729463571I apologize for nothing, tell the industry to take note.
I love Blonde Blazer because I'm White and I like White girls, sorryyy haha I know you all like that 'brown tomboy' meme but I'm just not going to choose her, ahaha sorry just not doing it I KNOW I KNOW I'm just not doing it is all
>>729455943Didn't expect such a good post ITT damn
>>729455414>Keep up.
>>729463949
>snotring and monkey brancher, with metrofaggy cover arthow enticing
>>729463571>make game i personally don't like>throw a shitfit and whine that other people like itHow do you survive every day seeing people liking things you don't everywhere you go?
what kind of game is this? i see like three of my friends posting screenshots of it on steam
>>729464079interactive cartoon
>>729464079CYOA FMV game. There's a police dispatch style mini game where you level up heroes and dispatch them to handle various missions/tasks.
>>729464079It's a Telltale game mixed with This is the Police.
>>729464206WHAT THE FUCK
>>729464079Decent idea, mediocre execution. Nothing you do actually matters aside from like 3 choices and I'm fairly certain you can fail all the dispatch missions and nothing will come of it. There are multiple writers so sometimes you'll get good dialogue that advances the narrative and sometimes you'll get juvenile millenial writing.
>>729464239The main character gets raped by best girl, and he deserved it.
>>729464206>I tried to kill you teehee, do u forgive me??>oh u do?? noooo, ok now i will kiss u>"okay lol">not really actually, goodbye teeheeI'm convinced that this behavior only appeals to extremely, extremely mentally ill people. You would never, ever want this to happen to you in real life unless you have a brain worm.
still seething
>>729464453She's autistic, be nice.
>>729464079The Joke Is Sex: The Game
>>729464185>that moment when you're about to fail a dispatch and she comes in to clutchAbsolute kino That's why she's the GOAT
>>729464519Courtney will turn Robert into a chain smoker in season 2.
>>729464541
>>729464736Robert's invisible children will be so stupid...
>>729454427Invisigal was a smoker, that's a deal breaker for me
>>729464584>>729464736>7 INT>7 MOBIt's....it's not fair.....
>>729464736what does the CBT stat do
>>729464821The solution is for Robert to help her kick the habit (or start smoking with her).
>>729464673>season 2No thanks, just to reduce the workload from three possible routes they'd probably start the game with a timelapse involving a break up or something
>>729464854Cock and Ball Torture, hence the icon being that of grabbing a testicle
>>729464942>they'd probably start the game with a timelapse involving a break up or somethingIf they want the game to flop they'll do this.
>>729464854Combat
>>729464881hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
>>729463991Chase was a great character with the perfect voice actor.
>>729465065You have to think less about what you want and more about the workflow and planning process of a studio that wouldn't even add meaningful branching choices to a game that has no gameplay apart from making choices
https://files.catbox.moe/60xyr3.mp4
The only way I'd accept Robert breaking up with Mandy is if there is somehow an even better girl in Season 2.
>>729465262which there isn't because Mandy is genuinely the type of girl you'd put a ring on as fast as you could run to the store and buy the thing
>>729465376Yep.
>>729465204There's no way they'd start the second season with an off screen breakup, including some different dialogue and scenes involving the different romances will take some additional labor and effort. But not an insane amount.
>>729464736Literal superman goddess
>>729465253P-Man needs to get an asexual GF who is also obsessed with MTG.
What's the point of these threads? Adhoc isn't retarded and will give both love interests time to shine in S2. Especially since they straight up said they only really pay attention to the initial stats and Visi dominated that. Even a month later she's still ahead, so people thinking they'll throw her to the side to give Blazer more screentime are coping hard.
>>729465637Waifuwars, what else?
>>729464806too cute, shame about that nosering
I'm a fag, my name's OPSuch a fag, whose name is OPI'm a fag, yeah I'm a fagI'm such a fucking fagI have no job, pay no rentAnd live in Mom's basementAnd I'm never gonna leave it anywaybecauseihaveautismandadhd
The only person coping hard is the one who gets upset and lashes out every single time someone posts positively about Blazer
>>729465637what race is this
>>729465705Filtered.
>gonna play the game soon after watching episode 1 on youtubeWho should I romance?https://strawpoll.com/XOgOVoYx2n3
>>729465840American
>>729465880Flambae.
>>729465880Pick who you feel like, both girls completely mog every other western vidya love interest for the last like 15 years.
>>729465880She'll never do you wrong and her light will stay behind you the entire way, all the way to the end. You will feel wonderful by the end.Just have some patience and don't get scared by Phenomaman.
>>729465575Season 2 will introduce his female counterpart from the same planet and they will bond over the most mundane shit possible
Funny how in these threads Visibros are just posting art, screenshots and memes while Blazerfags are constantly posting essays about how they're Better Men™ for picking her. Not sure what caused this inferiority complex but it's kind of sad to watch.
>>729466082>>729465637>can't stop shitposting>won't stop shitposting>"why are the BBfags XYZ???"
>>729466049That'd be cute, but it'd also be funny if it turned out he's autistic as shit even for his species.
>>729465880Visi's going to win the popularity contest but if you genuinely don't have a preference for either I'd say give Blazer a chance. Her romance pays off closer to the end of the game while Visi's moments are mostly frontloaded
>>729466082This but with visifags
>>729466289They literally can't stop with the "Better Mecha Men" thing. It's so weird how almost no matter what they do, it's always some sort of projection.
>Sonar was in prison? I-It wasn't for touching kids, was it?
BB concept art.
>>729466463>honorably courageous>generous spirit>corporate approved dorkiness>old soul>classic and contemporaryShe's everything I want and more
>>729454427She is a whore, and invisi is pierced stupid cow. Miss me with that shit
>You have alerted the Courtneylingshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDbIDKel-O4
I haven't played this, but damn Aaron Paul voices the main guy? Is he any good as a voice actor? I only really know him for doing Todd in Bojack Horseguy. And also>Laura BaileyI might be retarded because for some reason I thought she retired from voice acting entirely
>>729466672*solos her effortlessly*>>729464736
>>729466736People forget that before he was Jesse Pinkman he originally did voiceover work. And yes he's pretty good in the game too
>>729466745>So preoccupied with fighting them Mandy didn't notice a small group of them dragged Robert off to a janitors closetThey've already won.
>>729454427Didn't read, but I do find it hilarious how /v/ obsesses over the swearing, septum piercing, flat, villainous tomboy who betrayed you TWICE.
>>729466736>>Laura Bailey>retired from voice acting entirelyNah, she still does VA work. She voices Invisigal/Courtney.
>>729466736He's excellent. I actually didn't even know it was him for a decent portion of the game because it doesn't sound like him and I didn't know his name and just knew him as the Jessie guy. My only minor complaint is that the voice doesn't *quite* fit the character model's boyish face. He sounds more like a 40-something divorcee.
>>729466912>swearing, septum piercing, flat, villainous tomboy who betrayed you TWICE.>'She's perfect.'
>>729466910that's ok, she's tracking his phone and knows his exact location at all times
I hate the threads todayYou're so bad to me, I know, but I can't changeTried to tell you but you look at me like maybeI'm a schizo underneathDiscontent and conceitYesterday I cried(This is the jeet in the song not me)You must have been relieved to see your shitposting riseI can understand how you'd be so damn bruisedI don't really like youI'm a little bit of everything all rolled into oneI post shit, I'm a botherMy wife is mid, better than no otherI want you to fuck my loverI do not feel ashamedI am unwell, I follow streamsI'm everything that seethesYou know you wouldn't want it any other waySo take me as I amThis may mean you'll have to shitpost like a fagRest assured that when I start to think its a disserviceAnd I'm going to extremesTomorrow I wont change and today won't mean a thingI post shit, I'm a niggerMy wife is mid, and good for brazzersI want you to fuck my loverI do not feel ashamedI am unwell, I follow streamsI'm everything that seethesYou know you wouldn't want it any other way(Cool guitar solo)Just when you thinkyou got mefigured outThe IP is already changingI think your a foolTo like who you doAnd don't try to save meI post shit, I'm a faggotMy wife is mid, better than no otherI want you to fuck my loverI do not feel ashamedI am unwell, I follow streamsI'm everything that seethesYou know you wouldn't want it any other wayI'm a schizo, I'm a jeetI'm a manchild huffing blazers feet!When you insult her, i get tougher!I'm falseflagging undercoverI've been dumb, I'm deprivedCan't say that I'll surviveYou know I wouldn't want it any other wayYou guys are going to have to get a new z teamer, im about to open for Taylor
>>729466912It's funny because she is literally the biggest walking red flag like ever but somehow I still love her to death.
>>729466890>People forget that before he was Jesse Pinkman he originally did voiceover workGuilty as charged lol>>729466993Then I definitely misremembered. There were at least a couple times where I'd heard she'd been recasted (mostly in videogames), but that was a while ago>>729467101From the handful of clips I've seen I didn't recognize him either, but then I kept seeing his name pop up whenever the game was mentioned
>>729467281A phone tracker won't unrape Robert and unimpregnate the Courtneylings.
>>729467140that's not robert. fans making drawings of robert looking like a fuckboy and their headcannon doesn't make it any more real. that's not robert, idk who that is, it might work for you in your stupid faggot fantasy world, but that isn't what the character is and never will be.
>>729458990I do think this is the actual best licensed track in the game.Radio gets overrated because the scene itself is kino.
>>729467140>>729467634btw notice these fucking faggots only talking about Visi in a sexual way, no other way they can talk about her because even themselves deep down know that her personality is trash, that her morals are trash, that there is nothing in there, so they just have to think in a pure carnal sense with absolutely no depth or emotion other than 'muh dick'eat shit
>>729466623They went out of their way to say that Phenomaman can't have sex because he doesn't have a dick (which I thought was dumb) and people still call BB a whore. lol>>729467457It's called being young and horny. You usually grow out of it, or you become a 40 year old simp.
>>729467650Is Primer MtF? I can't tell, voice feels deep for a woman and her jaw looks quite sharp
>>729467650>I do think this is the actual best licensed track in the game.Based
>>729467853No, she's just a dyke.
https://files.catbox.moe/f4tfyq.mp4
>>729456926Huh? What is this bs narrative? I chose Visi and apparently so did like 80% of people. Please don't turn us in DS2fags and make it like Visifags are some persecuted victims, we're not jewish.
>>729468168Jeets are just a very vocal and very annoying minority
>>729454427NTR character
>>729467749Bloody benchod....
>>729462540Meds
https://files.catbox.moe/l343ql.mp4
>>729458475>he went for the girl that was openly cheating in a committed relationship at your first interaction while also shitfacedNGMI. But if you're just into cuckoldry then you do you I guess.
>>729467749>sex only exists with penetrationcuckcel
I see the NTRfaggot has entered the thread
>>729455943why does she like popsicles that much
>>729464736Those are just starting stats. Late game Visi is a beast.
>>729467725BAAAAAAAASED
I think Blonde Blazer is more attractive in terms of looks but I went with Invisigirl for other reasons in my playthrough. Invisigirl is a more interesting character and her chaotic personality makes her more interesting to talk to. Invisigirl has more of a need for Robert. She's the former villain who needs Robert's help and guidance to stay on the good path and not go back to being a super villain while Blonde Blazer is already an established hero and paragon of virtue who already has a boyfriend at the start. The story also focuses more on Invisigirl while Blonde Blazer only gets a little bit of screen time after the first episode. In a nutshell Invisigirl makes for a more compelling romance because of the way the story is structured and her having a greater need and desire for Robert than Blonde Blazer.
>>729469484Let's see it
>>729467634HOLYBAAAAAASED
>>729454427Nigger thread
>>729469850Is that why it's just a false flag? The niggers, the jeets, oh my?
I think Robert should try finding a nice girl outside of work
>>729469957Not one normie is ready for Mecha Man problems
>Courtney when Robert tries to tell her having sex at work isn't a good idea and they should just wait until they get back to his apartment: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URnVyzPkrCg
>>729469957>>729470030having to keep your identity secret around someone you're around all the time sounds like a real painThat's why Mandy is the perfect girlfriend, he can be both around her
You must bang the tomboy
>>729470486No I don't think I will.
>>729454427>waah waah why does nobody like the unstable septum-pierced psycho with no loyalty
>>729454427>"Teehee, I have no regrets about sending my ex into manic depression. It was the right thing to do because I'm a empowered woman who the universe revolves around. Whatever, let's shake shit up at work too and ruin the lives of my workers trying to reform themselves because I’m bored." >That new guy Robert’s going to be this month’s fling until I get bored of him. But that bitch Courtney is eyeing him up, maybe I can convince him to fire her for me.">Break up with the best possible choice of man in the world>Go fuck someone else because somehow being with Phenomaman isn’t enough and she needs more (of course she does)>Realize that she can’t find any other man with a higher status and makes up with Phenomaman after having "finding herself"Many such cases
>>729470594Dumpy, you're off-route
>>729470486>'You don't have to tell me twice.'
>>729454427Schizo ramblings.
>>729470425>she is the Twinkie, his comfort, solace, and faithful symbol of golden age heroismI love her so much it's unreal. She has changed my life
>>729470790>faithful>the girl that in the first scene of the game is shitfaced and trying to get in Robert's pants despite being in a committed relationshipOnly cucks go for the Stacy.
>>729470486This guy was so fucking based. I would have watched an entire show of him.
>NOOOO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HATE THE WOMEN WHO YOU HAVE AN INSTANT CONNECTION WITH>SHE'S LONELY IN A SEXLESS RELATIONSHIP? THAT MAKES YOUUUU THE KEK!!!!Invisible hands sure are getting desperate
>>729454427Wrong, mommy posters didn't even play Dispatch. We played Uma masume instead.
>>729471885do butts really show like that through yukata's?
So is Phenomaman a cunt boy or something
>>729470958little cuck is mad
>>729454427>nooo you must like garbage womenYWNBAW: you will never be a wife, roastie.
I haven't played the game and you sold me on Blazer, thanks
>>729456313Nobody with a septic ring would make even a passable parent.
Total Courtney Impregnation.
>>729454427Those chaotic women turn into the tame, boring types if you beat them long enough.
