>Try Shantae because /v/ says it's good>can't complete first level without jerking off
>>729459369i enjoyed pirates curse but when i moved on to half genie hero i got kind of bored. Are Advance and Seven Sirens any better?
>>729459369>he didn't play the original on gameboy colorNever going to make it
What CAN you do without jacking off?
>>729459369>because /v/ says it's goodNever saw anyone say that.It was always called an average series that people only give a damn about because of hot girls.
Pirates curse is the only kind of good game in the series. Rest are mediocre.
>>729459628How did Nintendo even allow this on their console
>>729459489PC is the only good one sorry. The transformation gimmick is just fundamentally bad
>>729459369They should've never abandoned this artstyle, it is clearly objectively superior to every other style they ever used.
>>729460564true
>>729459628I played it and it sucked.
>nintendo games are so made for children a little bit of navel gets these retards foamingI hope one day you get a gaming pc and can play a real game for actual adults.
>>729459369I will not consoom your sexporn slop, Shekelberg the jew.
i am owed sexy young brown women
>>729459369where's the fat art that's the only thing i'm here for
>>729460636Contemplating to buy rance games off jast in hope that it will encourage their translation of daiteikoku.
>>729460756I just want showdown to be released it's been like 10 years, they're just going to AI slop the rest of it at this point anyway
>>729460607I played it and it was alright. Really only held back by the small screen size necessitating a lot of leaps of faith in the overworld. But for a game boy color game it has a pretty big scope and I enjoyed the original transformation mechanics
>>729460756>literally paying a rancesom
>>729460636>>729460756>>729461000It's personally very much hate the special kind of autistic faggots that invade random threads to go>No, talk about MY game insteadI will not play your game out of spite now.
>>729461330>rancesomThat's pretty good fucker
>>729461568The fuck do you want, op was literally like "I tried playing a video game, BUT I GOOOONED INSTEAD"Like damn nigger have some self control you dumb banana brained monkey.This thread has nothing to do with video games it was degeneracy from the beginning because anon couldn't keep his dick in his pants over a 13 year old's navel
>>729459369Why the fuck did you find the need to share that you subhuman faggot. Kys op
Risky is pure fucking sex>>729461681Fuck you too
>>729459369Did you try completing the first level without jerking off?
>>729461745>Risky is pure fucking sexHer and Skye completely mog Shantae so hard it's not even funny.
>>729461745>Risky is pure fucking sexshe is underratedi can't wait to see what they're doing with her in the new game and have no interest in shantae herself
>>729461658Can you really blame me?
>>729462426Yes, your tastes are trash, what is this loony toons garbage, why not just jerk off to recess rule34 at this point.
>>729462743Not everyone has ruined their heads with hardcore pornography, for some hips and nice midriff is enough
>>729463182Really? this is a thread about sexualizing a minor who looks like she belongs in a saturday morning cartoon and I'm the porn degenerate?Maybe if you played a little bit more Sengoku Rance and a little bit less bullshit you'd have the self-control to mash skip through the porn to get back to the important duties of marshalling an army.
>>729459489The original GBC game is kino for a GBC game, which is to say, it's rough but a well-made game and the limited graphics are charming.Pirate's Curse is like the perfect culmination of the first 3 games, it controls the best and feels like the one where the characters get more depth while still taking into account everything that came before.
>>729459369Then complete it WITH jerking off, what's the problem?If anything that improves the experience
Don't worry, theres parts without Risky.
shantae is wife material in every way
Shut the fuck up, Boco.
>>729459369That's why no fap any% is considered a legitimate shantae speed run category
Roppytops is SEKKKUSOOOOOOO
