jannies deleted the last thread for no fucking reason
I'm in the Epstein files but nobody knows who I am
>>729463978I bet Ubishit is glad they have such a diverse work force. POC folx should have everything fixed and back online pronto.
>>729463978tldr for picrel: 3 separate groups got into ubisoft, one fucked around with rainbow six siege using ban messages to shitpost, one claims to have stole all their sourcecode, and one claims to have stole a bunch of userdata
>>729463978kek
>>729464063were you raped by trump
>>729463978>>729464097> 3 separate groups got into ubisoftThat is amazingI love this
lmao
>>729464097I hope its true
>>729464097>We might actually finally get Assassin's Creed Jade released by hackers so we can see how bad it is.
I just bought fkin for honor for $1.49 and theres been problems with the servers and all sorts of shit happeningIt's fine, looks like theres smurf accounts because as a noob im going against pretty good players fairly oftenI'm lucky to get 2 kills in a dominion match in some lobbies
>>729464097this is what you get for fucking with The Crewbros, ubisoft. mess with the bull and you get the horns!
>>729463978>>729464097Oh fug, I bought Far Cry 3 and The Division like a decade ago. It's over.
>>729463978
>>729463978uhhhh will I be okay?Do I have to reset my passwords for the ubisoft launcher?
>>729468084you're probably fine
>>729464097>multiple groups got in>they're all so thirdie that they start trying to screw each other over>infightinglol, browns are so subhuman
>The second last Ubisoft game I bought was Rayman 2 for the N64 when it was new>The last Ubisoft game I bought was Scott Pilgrim for PS3 when it was newUbisoft I fucking kneel. I busted out the PS3 instead of rebuying a 15 year old game on their dogshit launcher with Denuvo and my reward was not losing my personal data to hackers.
>>729468426I've thought about buying Assassins Creed whatever the Greek one is, but I'm waiting for it hit like 2 bucks.
>>729464097it sucks that nobody will actually work with the actual source code because they'll get sued into oblivion. ubislop games deserve better treatment but their legal team will never allow it
>>729464097Just release the Black Flag remake so we can see how anti-white it is
>>729464097let's set up a truth table and get to the bottom of this
>>729471275
FUCK YOU DEDSEC
>>729471275JANNY ARE YOU OKAY??
>>729471275Absolut TOP LEL
>>729464063Are you this guyHow did you get his email
>>729463978>jannies deleted the last thread for no fucking reasonYou realize most of the moderation staff is being paid by babel media or whatever the fuck that (Indian) PR company was called
>>729466310>tfw never bought an ubisoft game
>>729471842>4chan jannies>Paid
>>729471842they're getting a lot out of their 0$ investment
>>729472025It's an honor system really, just don't shitpost
>>729471275>Thread Themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi_XLOBDo_Y
>>729471275deserved for playing ubishit
>>729471275ebin
>>729472216I really, really, really like this image. Mind if I save it?
>BE UBISOFT>PIECE OF SHIT COMPANY>LETS GET OUT SHIT STOLEN AGAIN>FREE MONEY IN A BUNCH OF WAYSYEAH IDK
>>729464295I wouldnt say raped... Unrelatedly as this is 100% real, but when will AI bring this kind of quality to vidya?
>>729468342The funniest thing is that the groups who got in didn't even fight each other, it's the fourth group (who didn't even hack anything) that's accusing them of lying and causing infighting. Kinda based actually
>>729464063I have a filter that changes "epstein files" to "snyder cut" and it has made discourse hilarious. Lefties were all like "release the snyder cut you fascists!" and now they're all like "I can't believe Trump wasn't actually in the snyder cut, what a let down!"
>>729473170kek
>>729463978Grim for people still holding ubi stock
>>729464097>3 seperate groups
>outsource your code jobs to jeets with fake degrees >this shit happens Been in the tech scene since 98, outsourcing goes in cycles and stops when shit like this starts to happen. Even thought it's happened about 8 times now since the 90s, fat cats never learn.
>>729463978the natural result of ubisoft nerfing defences so much in R6.
>>729473320Not since the 90s but 03 for me. Can tell this cycle is coming to an end, expecting a lot of tech openings after the new year when budgets are approved. Not that it matters since they will try this shit again in another 4 or 5 years
>>729468084You should do it anyways. Ubisoft is retarded and gave your shit to the chinese.
>>729471275>UK born citizen simulator
>>729473320>Been in the tech scene since 98Bro how did you not jump ship? I got out a couple years ago and it feels like I dodged a fucking bullet. I'm genuinely terrified you must have "serial killer" levels of patience.
>>729471275HEE-HEE
>>729473680Im not sure I follow? Unless you're talking about the dotcom crash in which case I worked as a barman while I waited for things to go back to normal because I knew they would.
>>729463978Its ubisoft. Literally no one cares but maga chuds.
>>729464097Remember when wd3 leaked with internal software and 900gb of data? Nothing came of it
I wonder if someone at that godforsaken company thinks if the Yasuke game was worth it.
>>729473320>and stops when shit like this starts to happenThey double down, drop the blame on a scapegoat and repeat.
good I hate ubishit
>>729473759Yeah I misread that. Thought you were sitting in a tech job where you got outsourced to a bunch of jeets that can't do anything right.I handed in a two week notice when one of the finance faggots said they would be "taking advantage of the HI-B situation" during a meeting.>mfw they begged me to come back 4 months later
>>729473813I want to see some email or something explaining why the fuck they ruined one of the most oft-requested settings for an Assassin's Creed game by shoehorning a nigger into it.
>>729473320it's not about the money
>>729473989Like most retarded decisions, it was probably some coke fiend, crayon eating nepobaby that came up with the idea and forced everyone else to deal with it.
>>729464295That's not how it works.It's mostly a blackmail tape factory where bill clinton just happens to fuck everyone at a grabbing distance.
>>729474208It was more than just one person. They had big buy in with the Floyd riots. This goes all the way to their creative director down.
>>729473978It's what happens man. Company's go through this in batch cycles, it never pays off or works and they ALWAYS try it again a few years down the line. At my newest company we run DB maintenance and administration for cash register applications. Manager started outsourcing a few roles, first jeet she hired was getting paid 45k less than me (I asked him). Within his first week he deleted the entire DB for a stores cash registers, sent the case to me, and "went offline" (he turned his phone off but was still connected to the company VPN and we found out he watched 12 hours of netflix after this) and tried to claim his Internet went down
>>729474214What range does Clinton have on his command grab? And also I wonder how hillary felt when she saw the pics.
>>729474292>Within his first week he deleted the entire DB for a stores cash registers, sent the case to me, and "went offline"See that's why I said I'm scared of how patient you are. If I had to put up with that shit I would have spent an entire day seeing how flammable my entire office building is.
>>729474068im about 50/50 on this being a humorous edit vs what the person said actually
>>729464063Why did you abuse her nipples so hard
>>729474378Same as guile on the original street fighter 2 arcade
>>729471275>I was banned for TOS Breach.
>>729471275A true legend. >>729474809Holy shit. I bet he has a serious air grab, and of course we've seen the pics of his water game.
>>729474447nta but also work in tech: I just find it hilarious when this happens, simply because it was inevitable. Management are the joke that keeps on giving.
>>729463978Ubi has had extreme security issues for almost a decade. There were people trading active 2FA protected accounts years ago and Ubi had no way of stopping them.
>>729464063I know its you Dershowitz
>>729464097KEKRAPED AND GAPED
>>729474447Don't be stupid anon. It's not YOUR money that they set on fire. And think of Boeing. That took a full decade of non stop tearing down all their institutional knowledge, and now we the death count is in the 3 digits.
>>729471275Imagine if your account name is "Billie" or "Jean". KEK
>>729476195Buenos dias Mandy?
>>729464097>3 separate groups got into ubisoft,
> 3 separate groups got into ubisoftDEI toll: paid
>>729464063Steven Pinker?
Does this affect me if I bought Armored Core: For Answer back in 2009? That game was technically published by Ubisoft, and I don't want hackers stealing my AC designs and emblems.
>>729464097>They gifted roughly $339,960,000,000,000 worth of in-game currencyThis is the first time in years that a AAA game had players have access to all of the game's content
the absolute state of ubisoft
Zoom out stockmarket bros, I want to see this
>>729464063Donald we're in the middle of a fucking round of counter strike, quit throwing.
>>729463978Guys I'm scared what if 4chan gets hacked next?
>>729471275brilliant
>>729477030LOL
>>729477612Would mean even you newfags get downloads to all pirated software we linked on here since the 80s, can't you read?
>>729477868Maybe they can still try and sell the RAM modules from their office PCs?
>>729477612Oh no! Then we'd find out sensitive information, like how much 4chan jannies get paid.
>>729471275I refuse to believe this to be real
>>729472025
>>729464097Ubisoft ended The Crewand the crew ended Ubisoft
>>729472025RapeApe actually does get paid
>>729478336he's not a janny, the mods are seperate
>>729464097Please be real
>>729464097REVENGE OF THE MOLD
what is this meme that jannies don't get paid? have you seen their IRC? people pay them with fucking ETH and other cryptos to ban/let certain threads stay, etc how naive do you have to be to say that?
>>729478752>I get paid in monopoly money, I'm practically the next bill gates
>>729464097>separate groups got into ubisoft>poor little Ubisoft
>>729471275UBI(soft) ARE YOU OK?
>>729464097>>729471275Fucking beautiful
>>729464097>The hell Takeshi gon d->gets buckbroken
whats the epstein meta right now? last time i asked lefties they told me it came out but is comically redacted.
retards downloading malware as usual
>>729479142you could copy and paste the redacted info and it would come out 100% clean and Trump is mentioned a bunch of times after that i haven't been that engaged on the whole thing because of 3/ayyymaoas
>>729479142one of the files is just entirely backed out except for a single instance of "Epstein" lmao
>>729479142It’s all fake and gay lies
>>729479142>comically redactedNot even, whoever redacted it didn't use the redact tool, but just highlighted everything in black. You can just copy paste the text into word or a text file.
>>729479307that comet thing had 5 orbs and after passing the sun had 4 orbs around it btw real life evangelion shit
>>729479573Call me when it hits the earth or little green men fly out of it. Otherwise fake and gay.
>>729479648indeed, but the information around it at least serves as entertainment i guess
>>729479307>>729479472>parroting random garbage off of social mediadumb nigger. go on the DOJ website where the files are hosted, and try it. it literally doesnt work.
>>729480038Anon...
>>729480137yes, shithead?
>>729464063Did you manage to fuck emma watson when she was a loli? Like hp 1 - 2?
>>729463978honestly couldn't have happened to a better company.
>>729480316Tencent exists
>>729480038that's becaused they FIXED it after people found out, retard
>>729480372>source: dude trust me
>>729480464
>>729464097i hope this is real
>>729471803jeetproject
>>729471275lol
>>729471275Qrd?
>>729464097>you chose to shut down our game? we will shut down your life
I wish one of those groups could do a reenactment of the April 25th hack here
>>729481381*April 10th
>>729471275based mj
>>729481462huh?
>>729473989I'm going to come out and say it. Yasuke is actually a fun character and all the anti-shills are just pirating the viewpoint. It's the rest of the game that's mid as fuck
>>729481689I don't think they're talking about Yasuke Simulator anon
>>729477868This is actually way worse than it looks, because the dollar in 2000s was worth much more than the dollar of 2020s.
>>729471275Took me a while kek
>>729463978Ubibros... it's over.
I was intrigued about the modding possibilities we could see after a source code leak like this but then I remembered I don't even like any ubisoft games anyways
>>729471275>(hoo)
>>729479142A glowie insider lazily "redacted" a bunch of old and discredited allegations to make Trump look guilty.
>>729464097This reads like the plot to a Metal Gear game.
>>729473989They thought it would sell like crazy, because Americans were rioting over a black guy.
>>729483171
>>729483346
>>729479173Looked into this quickly, Aherys isn't even remotely related to ubi, this looks like someone making shit up
>>729483814Because it was an election year, Covid, and other countries taking advantage of an easy way to destabilizing the US.
>>729464097devastatingly pwned.Third group might be full of shit and trying to use the chaos of the actual breach to trick Ubi into giving them neo-shekels which would be equally hilarious. Have they posted any sampler platters yet?
>>729471275(Hoo!)
>>729481204Ubisoft in it's entirety got super turbo raped by three different groups and hackers are running amok in their servers. Two of them seem to be doing it for the lulz and the third are data ransomers claiming to have extracted a shitload of account data to extort the frogs.
>>729483091>to make Trump look guilty.He is THOUGH.
total ubishit bankruptcy
>>729471275took me a moment to realize.oustanding
Cybersecurity majors get paid millions of dollars to let this happen btw.
>>729466310Same here
>>729477868How do I go from having nothing setup to putting money into shorting this tonight.
>>729471842Janny getting paid.Anon you know the jannies here spent Christmas alone cleaning this board up removing any threads for the paid advertising ones
>>729477868>In the past 5 years Ubisoft has lost more than 92% of it's share value
>>729482112I think that number is inflation adjusted.
>our game has a feature where no matter what's happening a little box pops up and tells you when someone was banned from the gameliterally the most pathetic, servile, small-souled bugman redditor urbanite """feature""" imaginable.you can smell the impossible whopper through the screen.
>>729485279They aren't getting paid and hired that's why it happens
>>729471842And yet they still fail to delete futa cock threads on /v/ for 30+ minutes despite being paid. Curious.
>>729464097>gifts worth nine times americas sovereign debtMerry christmas lmao
>>729474486wew lad, they do the "fellow white people" schtick all the time
>>729485503no, stock graphs are pretty much always nominal. sometimes they include an index comparison for context.
>>729483091was wondering what /pol/'s new cope would be
>>729479648>oh you're gonna rape me?>Call me when I have a dick in my ass. Otherwise, fake and gay.
>>729485841It literally has a bunch of shit from a woman claiming to know the king of gnomes or some shit.And despite them being out all this time and having thousands go through it, nothing has happened.Face it, you lost, you wanted every single page to say Trump did a thing and didn't get it.3 years left of him btw.
>>729486195i don't give a shit lmao
>>729471275https://youtu.be/e62M-5-7ajY?si=Ti6do4XplThTGuB5
