You wake up as the last videogame character you played asHow fucked are you?
>>729474627>Chun-lihehea lot
>>729474627knowing what happens, I think I'd shoot myself in slow motion
>>729474627Oh no, I'm a cute japanese girl now, I totaly don't want that!
>random Hunt: Showdown hunter>cursed with some weird semi-zombie state>constantly exposed to a corruption that will poison me if I stay in it too long>some sort of weird outcast who can't function in regular society so has to hunt monsters out of necessity and glory>stuck in bumbfuck swamps and mountains for work all the time>have to have my ears split by screaming creatures>will likely be sniped in the head by another hunter I didn't see every other week only to painfully come back to life to try and get awayAt least I look cool a fuck though.
>senseiimpregnate Yuuka
>>729474627>AKI from street fighter>crazy chinese assassin bitch with poison and claws/whipsWhat could possibly go wrong?>>729474880yes
>>729474627The last game I played was Postal Redux. I'm absolutely fucked.
>>729474627>Caleb from BloodYour faggot asses are gonna get the dynamite
>>729474627Uh, I'd probably be okay.
>>729474627hagrid from lego harry potter
>>729474627A Malkavian so lots of fun.
>>729476374A male malkavian, right?
Apparently I can somehow still drive at least
>>729474627>Arstotzka's Border Inspector in fucking Oriental GrestinExtremely so no matter what I do