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This game was released and then immediately forgotten about because it's crap.

The term slop is being done to death but slop really is the word for it. You take every dark souls game and put it into a blender and what you get is this. Formless, meaningless, pointless, passionless sex in the missionary position where you slash a bunch of 20 foot tall orc demons and they spout expository dialogue before tipping over.
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whatever dude
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>>729485856
>and then immediately forgotten

There are three Elden Ring threads on this board right now. It released almost four years ago.
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It's like they wanted to have their cake but couldn't eat it
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>>729486310
>food analogy
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>>729485856
>immediately forgotten about
Not by you apparently. Here's to another 4 years of seething
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>>729485856
>immediately
nigger where the fuck were you? this shit ruined the board for more than a month.
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>immediately forgotten
Almost four years after its release date, a (mostly) singleplayer game is still the 34th most-played game on Steam.
Since this is an obvious bait thread, let me just ask instead: what build is the best in terms of fun?
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there is no scientific evidence that black people are genetically different than white people.
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>>729485856
Lol I reinstalled it for the fourth time the other day for a new playthrough. Just as kino as day 1. Your mother must have taken thalidomide while you were in the womb.
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>>729485856
Bait.
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>>729485856
rent free 4ever
Elden Ring won
Miyazaki won
George RR won
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shouldn't have been open world, but then again that's literally the only thing stopping it from being even more shamelessly recycled than DS3
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>>729485856
>This game was released and then immediately forgotten about because it's crap.
Is that why you've been whining about it non-stop for the past three years?
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>>729485856
Yeah it was so forgotten that people like you still seethe about it 2 years later
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>>729489491
I made one other thread 6 months ago. I think that's literally it. I can't remember because this game is just formless slop to me.
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>>729485856
But I love the inventive names they came up with
Smithing stone 1
Smithing stone 2
Smithing stone 3
Smithing stone 4
Smithing stone 5
Smithing stone 6
Smithing stone 7
Smithing stone 8
Smithing stone 9
Smithing stone 10
Somber smithing stone 1
Somber smithing stone 2
Somber smithing stone 3
Somber smithing stone 4
Somber smithing stone 5
Somber smithing stone 6
Somber smithing stone 7
Somber smithing stone 8
Somber smithing stone 9
Somber smithing stone 10
And then there are the golden runes..



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