>Make one mistake>Get banned from the speedrunning comminity foreverIsn't this way too harsh?
>have 1 heart attack>dieerm
>>729489939cheating isn’t a mistake. it requires planning
>>729490025him getting caught was the mistake not the cheating. All speedtrooners cheat.
>>729490149regardless of if that is true or not, they all claim to not cheat. Once that veil is broken and cheating is proven that person can never be trusted again.
>>729490149damn. you have bested me
Mistake implies something was an accident, this was very deliberate
He won btw
>>729490370his ass crack was on international television
>>729490370Chibi is up there with Susan now as one of the weird speedrunners that everyone makes fun of, but also they live in GRORIOUS NIHON
>>729490498THE NAME IS SUCCINCT
Chibi isn't in Japan anymore. He's back where he belongs
>>729489939QRD famalammylams?
>>729490884lolcow speedrunner, but he deserves everything that happened to him because he's a retarded egoistical sex pervert
>>729490884I like that jump
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>>729489939guys how badly do you wanna suck his dick, we literally found the most autistic speed runner on planet Earth and /v/ can’t stop jerking him off in these threads for 10+ years, you know he has a Twitter you could just DM him and probably fuck him very easily.
>>729490884He liked that jump!
>>729490884>Guy cheats a glitch jump in Paper Mario 2 to fake a personal best (not even world record)>Autistic insane man watching instantly knows it’s cheated because Mario is like one frame off where he should be>Immediately calls him out on stream and promises to prove it later, which he does
>>729492356Waitñit wasn't even an actual official speedrun, just the guy lying about how good he is?
>>729492545He was streaming for whatever number of audience members, but it was known he wasn’t elite enough to seriously threaten the world record. People just watched to see impressive playing at work and the one in a million chance that he’d get lucky and finish faster than expected. He was trying to cheat a personal best, possibly because he wanted to build up eventually to a cheated world record, though that’s just speculation.
I LIKE THAT JUMP
>>729489939>something didn't seem right about thatit's crazy bc how do you even refute that in chat. like you know everyone watching is just THAT autistic about the game you're speedrunning lmao
>>729489939Chibi was/is a good example of someone who's way too autistic for normies but just normal enough that autists don't like him.
>>729493181he's literally me
>>729492356Shouldn't have cheated then
>get banned from speedrunning community foreverThis is like saying you aren't allowed to hang out with the retarded autistic kids who shit themselves. Or that you got kicked out of a cesspool.
Whatever happened to that one guy who got banned from AGDQ because he was making weird comments about killing himself every other time he talked?
>>729493661>one guy there's been a few of those kekon a similar note, speedrunner duke_bilgewater was banned from all future GDQs when this leaked:https://web.archive.org/web/20200530214411/https://pastebin.com/6XUraAze
>>729493661Probably still alive threatening to kill himself because people like that never follow up
FYI He was on a JP show I think it was called "You! Why Japan?". Where they interview people at a Japanese airport. He went to Japan to be an English teacher. Unsurprisingly he makes a fool of himself and even gets mocked. He even shows his buttcrack by accident and has to be told by the female reporter about it.
>>729493769You could have at leasted linked the videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9RQeSa5fFM&pp=ygUTWW91IXdoeSBqYXBhbiBjaGliaQ%3D%3D
>>729493706what the fuck is the context of this
>>729493857And I think my life is embarrassing. Jesus.Also>falling for the Japanese English teacher memeThe most brutal case of autism ever documented.
>werster gets donated $1000 dollars to say "fucking niggers" on stream>while both SpikeVegeta and Trihex are on the couch (both shitskins)>absolute no remorse for doing it>still speedrunning pokemon games in a literal closet 20 years later
>>729490370What did he win?
>>729489939Most of these people don't even speedrun, they cheatrun by skipping parts of the game that wasn't intended by the developers. A real speedrun is about getting through the game as fast as possible, while following the rules set by the developers and not bypass portions of the game.
>>729495919Based and correct opinion.
>>729489939low effort bait, OP knows he made many mistakes
>>729493108well if you're a cheater you can't refute it. If you're not a cheater you just say "I look forward to seeing your analysis because it'll show I'm legit".
>>729495919if you weren't a casual you wouldn't need to be told that almost any game has categories like glitchless for specifically that, and they tend to be the most popular to speedrun so the strawman you are attacking is only in your head.
>>729489939I think it's that plus him repeatedly creeping on underage teenagers and showing his dick to them.
I would really prefer if you didn't cheat.
>>729495919Sometimes they make the game more interesting, then theres srm, wrong warping, and back in time.OoT/MM speedrunning has to be the most cucked shit ever
>>729497376>open metroid prime 2 speedrun>entire game is spent out of boundsSad
I absolutely love that modern /v/ seethes about tricks, warps, and glitch exploits because it's "cheating" in their casual scrub eyes. Literally crying and throwing a tantrum over shit like Link bomb hovering or Mario long jumping past the endless staircase.Extremely retarded behavior, laughable. Obvious seething that random tranny autists can beat games faster and in ways that their small, likely brown minds can't comprehend. Makes you feel like casuals, which deep down you know you all are. It's like crying about the kid in class using Missingno to get Rare Candies, you'd get called a retard by all the kids too.
>>729489939He's not banned forever. Most cheaters who confess early (like chibi did) are allowed back eventually.You'll only be banned forever if you wrongspeak.
>>729489939Him being super cringe is what ended his “career”The cheating was a convenient excuse
>>729489939It wasn't a mistake though, it was deliberately
chibi got a gf. wheres yours?
>>729497603trannies live their lives and fulfill themselves with hobbies they enjoy, /v/ just seethes in their basements because they forgot how to have fun. explains a lot.
>>729493181Aspergers
>>729489939Wait until you hear about Pete Rose
>>729489939>community has one rule>break it>"so harsh"I'm sure AA is cool if you want to pass out some free bottles of vodka at the next meeting. Rules schmules. Do whatever, there's no consequences.
Once a cheater, always a cheater. To keep your community free of cheaters, you have to exile them permanently, it's the only way to keep a high-trust community.
>>729493706>Do you know that for the last 4 months of your life, on a regular basis, I was fucking Melanie's throat in the moments when you were comatose, breathing heavily, with your body straining just to stay alive? After we put you to sleep on the sofa, with chicken soup and a blanket, shaking and weeping and begging us to stay with you? >Were you ever awakened, some Sunday morning, shaken from your stupor on the couch, just for a moment, by the sound of her in the bed that you shared, choking on my cock? Was that why you did this? If so, I'm glad. And proud.Holy fucking shit kek. Which game's speedrun can make someone so unhinged?
>>729497376OoT has been boring for years, even without getting into the tranny infestationAfter they shaved any% down to 5 minutes with credits warp, there's nowhere left for it to go. Every category is arbitrary (but kys cosmo), so all that's left are "any% no warp" "mst no major glitches" "100% source requirement" and all these other random restrictions which will likely get another revision every year.
>>729493706What the fuck is even the context hereHoly shit
>>729493706Fucking brutal, who was this aimed at? My memory of /srg/ lore is long faded.
>>729497583Its mostly whatever because theres always glitchless, but it especially hurts for TAS. Watching insane tas only movement can be really fun
>>729490956>Driving to Denver for #SGDQ2014 #roadtrip
>>729493661The crash run lol
>>729489939Saved him from trooning out
>>729498509a Humongous Entertainment Games speedrunner let it take over his life, playing constantly and taking it way too seriously all the time, eventually drinking heavily when he couldn't keep improving his PBs. his friends tried to get him to drop speedrunning and enjoy life, but he dug in and just acted like a 4chan manchild that replied to bait and can't stop themselves from replying the 20th time in a row. he died early because he drunk himself into an early grave while playing putt putt and spy fox like 18 hours a day, and that post is from someone that was once his friend.
>>729493706This guy wanted to fuck that Nick guy so goddamn bad its unreal.
>>729497603Kek, whatever, dude. You're the one defending cheaters here.
>>72949370631 lines of kwab
>trannies live their lives and fulfill themselves with hobbies they enjoy, /v/ just seethes in their basements because they forgot how to have fun. explains a lot.
>>729493706I can't find any trace of this elsewhere online.>>729498712But that pastebin said he had an illness and was fearing death and hung himself, not that he was a speedrunner and drunk himself to death.I smell bullshit.
>>729499075Not a big fan of troon but like my (100% girl) wife out of this.
>>729493706Actually thinking about it, wasn't he banned from gdq following REMOVE HORROR remove horror?
>>729499137>but like my (100% girl) wife out of this.GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODMORNINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>729499328
>>729498562QRD on these two?The image looks pretty innocent
>>729499253Im typing with one hand
>shartyniggers falseflagging go back pls
>>729498339Who the fuck is Melanie?And is she hot?
>>729499571If you read the pastebin it says she was the gf of the guy that killed himself. I don't know who the speedruner is, the seething bull or the terminally ill cuck
>>729499791More like raging bull haha :D
>>729499129Gonna let you in on a secret here: he's been posting this every GDQ for at least ten yearshttps://arch.b4k.dev/_/search/text/6XUraAze/
>>729489939Good
>>729497603The only reason I pay attention to speed runs is because they know all the cool tricks to skip the parts of the game I don't like.
>>729500357what the fuck kind of schizophrenia is this
