What would be the first thing you do if you woke up in post-apocalyptic Washington D.C.?
Kill myself, I don't want to live in a third world country.
Genuflect
>>729490825Look for something to eat
>>729490825Make sure I can tame the mutant chickens. So I can make wasteland omlettesHope no one blows them up
>>729490825Go homeFuck your shitty concrete jungle.
>>729490825I'd be amazed at how much it's improved.
>>729491087Aren't wasteland omelets made out of deathclaw eggs?
>>729490825She looks like dr cox's wife from scrubs
>>729491242that's the joke I think
>>729490825Do I have all my knowledge of Fallout 3? If so then I go to meet my wife Moira Brown. If not then I would probably die quickly while exploring.
>retards posting anything but dying or starvingyou won't be special
>>729491539If not this, the only real answer is join a gang. You're not courier or the sole survivor; you aren't going to turn into a one-man cyborg army.
>>729491539>>729491628I'd be elevated to king of the world for the simple reason that I know how to build homes out of wood and clay and can mix cement. No more sheet metal shacks for the capital wasteland
>>729491793That information isn't lost. It's just most people are uneducated barbarians. Scientists and doctors still exist.
>wokeyeah no thanks
Scream "NIGGER" and kill troons. What are you gonna do, cancel me?
>>729491242That's the joke retard. Chickens were dinosaurs.
>>729492150Deathclaws are dinosaurs?
>>729490825Grab Lincolns rifle love that fucking gun.
>>729492214No they are chickens
>>729490825Go rig an election and get the best rifle in the game
>>729490905OP said post-apocalyptic with most people dead it should be slightly improved
>>729491793Where are you going to get good wood at?
>>729492291>get Lincoln's Repeater>barely touch another weapon for the remainder of your lifeYep, it's gaming time
Have sexual intercourse with the stealth suit.
>>729492467>>729492230How the hell would you get ammunition for a four hundred year old rifle?
>>729492558Uses magnum rounds which are pretty rare but around.
>>729490825i miss when games just let you do senseless evil shit.
>>729492596Devs looked at so few people taking the 'evil route' and cut it not understanding that just having the option there was half the appeal.
>>729492934as a young youth, i wanted to be a heroin my wizened old age, i want to kill everyone
>>729492998Well you're a faggot then, because I've always wanted to an hero.
>>729492558Look inside every trash can in the world
>>729492934They cut it because so few players actually did evil routes
Install a Krystal Mod.
>>729492558You make it.Goddamned no guns shitters. People have no idea how easy it is to make guns and ammo.It's why gun control is so laughable.
>>729490825I dunno.
>>729493678>People have no idea how easy it is to make guns and ammo.it's not easy at all, where the fuck would you find gunpowder that isn't inert in a post-apocalypse
>>729493940Brotherman, you can make gunpowder with manure. It's that easy. And disgusting.
>>729494097>fire a round and back blasted by shit gasno thank you
>>729494172Imagine the smell
>>729494097>It's that easyNigger you have never made gunpowder out of cow shit. Who are you trying to fool?
>>729494336>world goes to shit>Anon is running around with brap guns that he madeyou've thought about this before
>>729494667Of course not.It's nasty as hell.Nobody sane would ever try to do this.Not when there's better options available.But post-apocalypse? An era or country where those options don't exist?You bet your ass that's how it's getting made.
>>729490825fent
>>729490825is this an AI sloppa of a GTA loading screen?
>>729495230that image is older than you
can’t believe no one’s posted
>>729490825Rape women and children that survived, naturally.
>>729490825Probably bury the dead. How the fuck are there so many skelingtons just lying around inhabited areas?
>>729492375Oasis my nigga
>>729490825do a fart
>>729491793There are no trees you fucking idiot. What do you think "wasteland" means?
>>729491425Based
>>729490825Look for vault dwellers in bikinis and party like it's 1959.
>>729497678so plant some>but duh raheashunplenty of trees around Chernobyl, and nukes arent any where near that dirty. so it stands to reason that the wasteland is only a wasteland because everyone in it is a retard.
make a harem of supermutant chicks(the r34 kind) and die by snu snu
>>729496997>Fallout: whothefuckcares>new guy>some Ghoul>has spent 200 years just walking around>digging holes>somebody has to bury all these skeletons>he's nowhere near donegrim
>>729490825>What would be the first thing you do if you woke up in post-apocalyptic Washington D.C.?>If I am myselfBreak down in anxiety and cry.Then recollect myself.Look for a weapon, food, clean water, a temporary safe shelter, a backpack and tools while keeping an eye out for raiders and other threats.>If I am the main characterLook for a weapon and then kill all hostile raiders and mutants. Help other people in need. Clear out a raider base and make it my home. Hoard all the loot.
>>729497225I'm pretty sure you can't defeat them.
>>729490825Fuck a child
>>729490825woke? WOKE?
>>729492291Just shoot Daveretard
>>729501481>Shoot legs>Shoot groin>Shoot arms>DON'T shoot head>Leave them to bleed out in agony
Touch her butt and check how soft it is.