Ok whats up with Swede game devs?why are they all lazy?
>>729497387100 bombings a year btw
thinly veiled /pol/ thread
how did america overtake sweden in producing the most cucked wokeslop
>>729497436Not true
>>729497387they cook woke kino
>>729497946that's a Norwegian game
>>729497436truealso swedish men have surprise anal sex to fight racism>>729497997where's the difference?
>>729497387
>>729497997You're not getting away with this so lightly: It's a secret Swedish Game. Einar Tørnkvist(The director/creator) is a product of two Swedes who just happened to move to Norway. The kike was already in them.
>>729497387Labor laws and worker protection is now considered laziness?
>>729497387Swedes are so fucking lazy they just make unfinished live service slop and then finish it over the next few years with extended holidaysWell there's only two real examples of this but TWO TOO MANY
>>729497924Actaully 174https://www.svt.se/datajournalistik/sprangningar-i-sverige-ar-for-ar/
>>729498048Norway has 1000 jews, Sweden has 20 000 jews.The amount of asylum seekers are proportional to the amount of kikes in a country.
>>729498075people who do analysis on the frequency of the static during live streams were vindicated
>>729498119Yes, it's more than 100
>>729498086That's a Norwegian last name. Did they change th spelling?
My favorite game developer is Matgeek goes gaming
>>729497387>>729497997How come tiny countries like Sweden, Norway and FInland can produce so many popular games but nations with billions like India can't make anything?
>>729497387Because you keep paying for it, you dumb animal.That'll be $60 + tip
>>729498238They probably changed the th to just t, and changed the ö to ø.
Swedes are incapable of not ruining something good with repeated bad decisions.
sw*des need to be rangebanned.
>>729498276Indians are a literal slave race of people. The only reason why they keep getting hired is because they'll tolerate being treated like shit until they get at least a middle-manage position, then they'll just hire more of their own until the company eventually collapses.They literally cannot create anything unless they have a non-Indian clean up the mess.There's a reason why they call it 'Code Diapers' when Indians are involved in projects.
>>729498315too bad for you i'm not in sweden
>>729498276did you know sweden has fika and allmansright?
>>729498315Indians need to be range-banned.They create 90% of the anti-marketing and demoralization threads around here.
>>729498086Not even the right namehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ragnar_T%C3%B8rnquist
>>729498276India's making that one rather shitty looking soulslikeIt had a really funny name
>>729498075its wild how she get doxxed by elonbut I guess her being lazy is kinda on brand if she is swed
>>729498470The Q actually makes it non-Norwegian.Thanks for proving my point.
>>729498315>>729498429Everyone except me needs to be rangebanned. I am the ONLY person who should decide who is allowed to use MY website, and I decide that only I can.
>>729498086Pretending there is a difference besides Swedes having an empire.
>>729498572go back to sucking dicks on reddit
>>729498276>ultrakill>noita>barotrauma>fear and hunger>cruelty squad>baba is youFinnish people are genetically incorrect in the head, they are not a model to emulate
>>729498315swedenyesI hate that Åland is range banned
>>729498849Coffin of andy and leyley is made by a finnish woman
>>729497838it didn't, ZOGmerica was always way ahead
>>729498894same,
>>729498894>Åland is range bannedthat true?for what purpose?
>>729497838Sweden like the rest of the west exists in the same cultural sphere as America so when the zeitgeist moves in one direction everyone follows. When America started making movies promoting miscegenation, Sweden was still 99% white.
>>729498849We had some finns visit my kenkyushitsu in northern japan. They seemed a little like autistic distant relatives. They REALLY liked the onsen and fish, but had problems understanding that we couldn't "turn up" the heat on a natural geothermal spring. Language problem I guess. They can't handle the population density though. I think they're short a few anime artists from going weird japan games.
>>729497387As a Swedish dev I'm offended by your baseless accusation. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to my winter vacation that started in November, and then when we're all back on office in February we won't actually release an update for the game until May because it takes time for us to get back into the swing of things, and then in June the studio will be closing for our 3 month summer vacation. Thank you for supporting our Early Access game that was supposed to hit 1.0 years ago!!!
>>729499464based
>>729499464based and workers' rights pilledlet the kikes suffer
It's crazy because the average work time in Sweden is around 7-16(with 1h of unpaid lunch and maybe 30min of unpaid breaks) or even more.So lets say you need like 1h to get to your job, that means you need to get up at like 5am in the morning and are not home until 5pm.
>>729499283For dodging shitposting tax
>>729497946that was an eu funded meme to make criticism of government look gay
this is now a yoey thread
How come Sweden got all the GODgamers?
>>729497387I saw this just yesterday>>729497436Also true. It's mostly immigrants victims though, so no-one really cares
>>729500425common Swedish W
>>729499283it happens from time to time, rumors has it that there's but hurt finnish mods
>>729498849>>729500425>sweden makes slop for the masses>finland makes niche shit for autists
>>729501697Imperial overlord vs subject dialectic.
Are finns still forced to learn Swedish in schools?
>>729497387Middle eastern work ethic
>>729501697Dominions series alone is worth more to niche autism than the entire finnish industry.Finns are way too enthused with meme games.
>>729501818yes, but only some, near the coast
>>729499995if your job requires more than 20min commute you need a new job
>>729497436Hand grenades are easier to smuggle than guns. In thirdie countries it would be 500 shootouts instead.
>>729501818I should hope so since Finnish isn't a real language >two hundred years of drinking and still no use found for aausläämaatoonisinni>yes I would like 5 ömaa siima oosulleinnen>want to say things in less than one word? We have that it's called sentences They must be stopped
>>729499995Why would anyone willingly work a job that requires one hour of commute to one direction?
>>729497997Norway isn't a real country.
>>729501818Yeah. And it's still pretty much useless unless you live in Western Finland or the capital region, especially so because practically all Fenno-Swedes are bilingual anyways while Swedish visitors are educated enough to use English as lingua franca. You're much more likely to hear English, Slav or Middle eastern languages in comparison to Swedish where I live. I finished the last mandatory university level Swedish course like 10 years ago and haven't used it once since.
>>729502331Turpa kii, vammane
>>729498849Linus is an ethnic Swede
>>729502465Fennoswede =/= "ethnic swede"Next you claim mexicans are spaniards.
>>729497436anything explosive counts as a "grenade attack" or "bombing" in sweden, even throwing firecrackers at someone.
>>729497387i have sex with swedish devs
>>729501697What do Norway, Denmark and Iceland do?
>>729502640Nothing lol
>>729502640>dustborn>deep rock galactic>eve onlinei'd say they make transsexuality
>>729502445At this point, I feel like you Finns get off on maintaining a certain sense of oppression and/or inferiority
>>729502640The Hitman devs are danish I think.
>>729502640Norway produces oil and cheese slicersDenmark produces pork and Deep Rock GalacticIceland produces cod and acts as a landing strip for NATO
>>729502640Oil, drinking and powerlifting/poverty, in order
>>729502519His family are more like Mexicans living in the US: they are still Mexicans but living outside Mexico
>>729502807Too bad they still aren't spaniards lol
>>729500324>washed up sellout idolised purely by a handful Stockholm (lol) syndrome retards that pay him for being insulted and a tide of sea monkeysI'll admit he was enjoyable at some point
>>729502793>Denmark produces pork and Deep Rock GalacticI didn't realize DRG is from Denmark. Makes sense they'd make a game about dwarfs, I guess, they know drunk and hairy
>>729502894denmark is the decadence capital of EU
>>729500324>How come Sweden got all the GODgamers?
>>729502756>>dustbornSo prolonged exposure to raw oil does have a negative effect on the brain, then? I'm glad we got a case study
>>729502987are they like brothers or somethinglooks like a photoshop with how similar they are
>>729497387Note how this one didn't get deleted but make a similar thread about a certain country will get you banned
>>729500425norge-bros, when is it our turn
>>729503379didn't you guys make that one uh, the one with the.. ah you know the.. no that was sweden but oh you did make that cool ahhh that was sweden too... b.. wait now i remember, you definitely did that super popular g.. shit, sweden again. conan exiles. you guys have conan exiles.
>>729503379>oh we're so safe and rich woe is us why don't we make bing bing wahoo?!
>>729503379You made The Secret World, if nothing else. Haven't played it myself, but it's supposed to be pretty fun
>>729503379you already peaked with dustborn>we're the new porn
>>729502519>Fennoswede =/= "ethnic swede"
>>729504317amazing that this guy made an alliance with hitler
>>729503541>>729503763>>729504275>>729504294s-shut up
>>729504614just be happy we declined to buy into your oil
At least, the legacy bring the best girl.
>>729504294>this game is stillborn
>>729497838Sweden has always just followed America's leadership in these areas
>>729502640Norway is too busy counting their oil money to work, and Denmark is is too busy spying on the EU for their US overlords.
>>729504546beggars can't be picky
>>729497387swedoids have an INSANE game output, good industry base, good indie scene, good AAA scene and everything inbetween
>>729497946I thought this was canadian, or maybe that was the dinosaur game that 4chan devs completed for them
>>729502640>Norwayimporting somalis>Denmarkkamelåså>Icelandbeing poor
>>729497387Socialism makes people lazy
>>729507684>>Norway>importing somalisThat's all of Scandinavia, sadly. Only Denmark seems to have started resisting
>>729508269Danes are the most based of the Scandinavian people.
>>729507684>importing somalisthat's sweden toothey even imported them to the parts of america swedes emigrated to, i think it might be genetic
>>729497387muslims are pretty lazy yes
>>729497387Native Swedes are too busy hiding their children from MENA niggers to make games. Sweden is the perfect example of immigration gone wrong. They have child gangs throwing grenades at each other and committing contract killings throughout Scandinavia. All muzzies, of course.
>>729508589>All muzzies, of course.Not true. Assyrians are christians and they take part in the tribal wars too.
>>729508589>All shitskins*, of course.Fixed.
>>729500215ojojojoj
>>729508589Gangs are only a problem if you live in a city, and by that point, you probably deserve getting fragged by a nigger.
>>729508804There are babbar in rural small towns too now.
>>729502108>>729502356It's a suburbs thing. Americans do it in order not to have to live around niggers and to send their kids to (mostly) white schools.
>>729500215https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6_fhKI0lPo&t=12s
>>729500215yumping of yoey
>>729508993Can confirm. Nearest gas station from me is 25 miles away. Living out in the boonies is the best way to stay away from urbanites.
>>729509006>Arne Weise RIP
>>729509006joel kom skype
Is sweden doing better now? Or do they need a s0thport type deal to say finally enough
>>729509454you're posting on an american webzone nigel, you dont need to censor yourself
>>729498315success breeds jealousy
>>729498315but the little geezer...
>>729509509Force of habit
>>729498315Die, you worthless nigger. Get raped to death. You piece of fucking nigger trash
>>729498048Swedes have thousands of inventions and discoveries including the celsius scale, our modern taxonomic system (homo sapiens), 20% of the periodic table, seatbelts, dynamite, etc. Norwegians have invented the cheese slicer.
>>729510095ah so norwegians are the gods of the scandi bunch
>>729502640Eat rotten fish
***^2
>>729499464Thanks, fatshark
>>729510385so shall man not sit he coming sheep incelneck ;_;
>>729510171They're jealous of Norway's wealth.
>>729502807Not really. Fennoswedes, despite larping as some sort of purebloods at time, are heavily mixed with us Finns. Hell, some even descend from just Finnish tradespeople that adopted Swedish as their tongue due to it making trading easier on the coast etc, back when we we were part of Sweden.Fennoswedes are best understood as basically Finnish/Swedish mutts that maintain the Finnish Swedish (a sort of more archaic form of Swedish that has differnces in pronounciation to Swedish proper, actual Swedes will instantly spot you if you try to speak fennoswedish to them) as the core pillar of their identity, and via that try to avoid being absorbed into the Finnish masses.
>>729510523what about laplanders what are they
>>729497436Here's one of the biggest self burn by one of our leftists though kudos to him for leaving it up and running: https://la.stnight.in/Sweden/
>>729510634A finnic tribe that is far less mixed with germanics than most other Finnic peoples are. Thus they retain more of the sort of asiatic element of their genes hense them having a slight oriental look to them.Make no mistake though, they are still Finnic, and belong under the protective, paternalistic overlordship of us Finns.
>>729501697Swedes gave me this, so they're ok in my book
>>729510523
>>729497946>>729506528The game just feels so NA coded. I don't think I've ever seen or heard someone use "alien" to refer to foreigners before hearing Trump. Maybe Americans did use it before, but it never reached me. Now it makes me wonder if Brits ever used it.But even if that were the case, I don't think ESLs would really pick it up without being deep into American politics desu. We already have it in our own languages and it means the same everywhere, so we already have a strong definition for the word ingrained in us.
>>729510868Accurate
>>729498276Take a peek at an IQ chart, once Sweden, Norway and Finland is full of Arabs and Africans, you won't be seeing any popular games release from there.
>>729510245
>>729510868AI-slop
>>729502108Unless you're a tradie that can get a job in every bumfuck village or a wizard with no family, that's not possible
>>729510879>The game just feels so NA coded.The main dev is lefty who wrote generic "white people bad" posts in 2016. He is obsessed with American politics and stuck in the past.
>>729498546>>729498201can a nigga get a tl;dr?>>729499464>unionized workers with humane breaks produce some of the greatest games everWho would've thunk, American goy wageslaves could never
As a swede i kinda wanna make a game based on 90s death and black metal albums but i cant code for shit
>>729510953Those are all real people in Finland
>>729503379Because you're a useless people outside of winter sports(ice hockey not included). I can't even name a norweigan brand or corporation on top of my head but I can think of several Swedish, Danish and Finnish brands
As a swede I want to make a game about Norrland where you drive a snowmobile and get wasted
>>729497946why is sweden the only nordic country to ever become a world power even if only briefly
>>729510879European culture and especially Scandinavian culture is fully americanised.
>>729511080I can name oil and fish brands.And Kvikk lunsj.
>>729511113As a Swede I want the Finn Toplessgun to get off his mämmi filled ass and release My Winter Car
>>729511136Sweden made a lot of innovations when it came to managing their tiny population and army organization. They were essentially able to use their population far more effectively than their rivals, plus they also had a series of very good warrior kings leading those armies. Their time as a regional power was always going to end though just because their time of strenght was largely based on exploiting the weakness and disorganization of their enemies (the Holy Roman Empire, Poland and Russia). Once those enemies got their shit together and tag teamed Sweden it was over for them.
>>729511136Regional power in Europe* Mainly through centralization and military reforms that led to taking the most fertile areas from Denmark in Scania. Available terra nullius for further expansion into the east and north. Lots of wood, copper and Iron.
>>729511080Equinor, Telenor, Orkla>>729511160Kvikk lunsj is GREAT. Marabou used to sell kvikk lunsj flavor, it was my absolute all time favorite. No chocolate comes even close ever since
>>729511136World power is a bit much. Sweden was a regional power that pulled ahead a bit in military doctrine. Sweden never had a serious chance at colonization for example. They could never hope to influence countries in southern Europe.
>>729511308>Once those enemies got their shit together and tag teamed Sweden it was over for them.Not really. Sweden beat the coalition early in the war. Sweden ended its own empire by Carolus ambition and overextending by trying to march into Russia instead of agreeing a very good peace treaty the Russians were suing for. The classic mistake.
>>729510634>>729510749Laplander is an old way of saying Saami but people stopped doing that because apparently it's a slur. That's news for everyone involved, but hey, what are you going to do?
>>729500425Maybe I should emigrate to sweden. How do you guys deal with the lack of vitamin D? Are you racist towards Italians? Can I get away with knowing only English if I live in a big city or do I need to know swedervegian too? How is the femdom scene?
