When does it get good? I'm ten hours in and so far the gameplay is terrible, the story is boring, the characters are uninteresting and the bloom/art style is annoying.
>>729498491Did you fall for the shill campaign? This industry plant never gets good. It is the.most overrated game in history.
>>729498491Not realising it was gonna be utterly dog shit before you even finished the parry tutorialNGMI
>>729498491You're a faggot.Neat
>>729498491For a chagpt written story, it's not half bad. It's impressive how it comes off as human written at certain parts.And the gameplay isn't terrible and I think it's the only fully human made aspect of the game and it shows.
>>729498491Is your IQ over 110? If so it never gets good
>>729498491>I'm not brown or a simpletonSorry, anon. This game is not for you.
you learn the dodge/parry timings by trial and error, but I do dislike how some timings are "when the projectile is touching your body" and other times it's "when the projectile is 10feet in front of you." Wouldn't been nice if they made it consistent.
>>729498491where in the game are you right now?
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>>729498491Just the ending is good but it is really good.
>>729498491you have shit taste
>>729498491>When does it get good?You are meant to masturbate to the female characters, particularily that underage one.If you are not a gooner, this game holds no value to you. Play a real game instead.
>>729498491Any pregnant images of this bitch? I don't care about the game.
>good game comes out>/v/ loves it>game becomes popular>/v/ now hates itTale as old as time.
>>729498491If you don't like it so far, I'm afraid to say it only gets worse. The gameplay becomes stale in Act 2 when you've figured out the shallow battle system and hinges entirely on parrying increasingly more elaborate combos for any kind of challenge. The characters don't become any more interesting, they do not develop in any way, and while there's a decent twist near the end it's not good enough to justify everything before and after. If you aren't enjoying it'd just drop it.
>>729498491Broo, Gustave died and now I have no fucking damage. I was entirely relying on his fully charged overpower ability to 1 shot bosses. Wtf do I do now. I built Lune as a pure fire mage because I like those, but she's trash.
Unc got filtered af and crashing out skull emoji wilted rose
Post the gameplay
>>729499548Maelle can solo everything from the beginning.
>>729499548You can always use Verso's move that does more damage the less health he has, once you learn the timing for a boss you can keep him low and mash the boss with it
>>729499390It's a fools gambit to ask /v/ for video game recommendations because of this.
>>729499390>good game comes outThis thread is about Expedition 33 however.
>>729499965They'll just recommend good but not super popular games like blue prince
The widescale fellation of E33 is, I must confess, a laughable phenomenon to observe.An "indie" game made on a $10 million budget, with a star-studded voice cast and the backing of wealthy investors, while making use of Unreal Engine stock assets - and all propped up by an emotionally manipulative storyline that anyone who's read a book or two beyond the shallow end of contemporary fiction will recognize is trite and mawkish - sweeping every award in 2025 is perfectly fitting.Mechanically, the game completes the illusion. It is a JRPG designed for normies who hate (or rather, are embarrassed to be associated with) JRPGs and are far more interested in an "accessible and immersive" experience. The result is a combat loop that flatters the player’s sense of participation while asking almost nothing of them beyond rhythmic compliance: press the button, watch the spectacle. It's Pavlovian.The narrative is less a story than a checklist of affective cues, engineered to provoke recognition rather than reflection. It's all handled with the kind of solemn obviousness that mistakes earnestness for depth. It insists upon emotion as a substitute for thought.That this design philosophy is rewarded so thoroughly speaks less to the game’s individual failings than to the current critical ecosystem surrounding games. Awards culture increasingly favours works that resemble prestige television. E33's critical success rests almost entirely on an aggressively curated emotional register. Of course, to question the shallowness of such experiences is to risk being framed as elitist, even as the industry openly celebrates projects engineered to offend no one and challenge nothing.Don't mistake my point. E33 is not a catastrophe. It is worse than that: it is exemplary. It represents the logical endpoint of a medium desperate for cultural legitimacy, chasing validation by mimicking the least demanding forms of "serious" art while hollowing out what once made its genres distinct.
>>729499659I have no idea how to build her and my damage with her is shit. I want to make Lune a glass cannon fire mage, but I heard she's mainly good as a support/ress bot.>>729499728That sounds like a good idea. I was also using the gambling pictos on Gustave that does either 50% or 200% damage on hit, so I'll put it on Verso and see how that goes.
>>729498491I don't even know what this game is about, i only see people post about this chick. When i see people play it they're running round on a bunch of logs in a giant empty like an asset flip game like "going up". Also it has some turn based thing 3 guys in a row thing. That's all i know. I'm going to assume its popularity is some kind of collective hysteria like Bioshock Infinite or Undertale
>>729501003I heard she's mainly good as a support/ress bot.She is.You could have some synergy with Maelle's fire skills, I recommend having Maelle (marking + stances for optimized damage) and Verso as your main DPS while keeping Lune and Sciel in support positions.
>>729501357play the first hour
You people are still butthurt about E33, huh?
>>729500982Assertions: check Reasons: missing
>>729498491>When does it get goodIt started with the menu music to me
>>729501545AI will be the death of me and my dick.
>>729498491>When does it get good?It doesn't
>>729501357According to >>729500982, you're fucking retarded because E33 is completely overt.
CHANGE IN OUR PROGRAMMING/v/ hates E33 now that it came out that they used AIUPDATE YOUR OPINIONS
>>729502075AI is based though since it gave us this>>729501545
>>729501545tight french PUSSY
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>>729502258>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3WHa1gDNQM
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