Are you man enough to beat up a 6 year old rabbit woman?
>6 year old >woman
>>729500206Out of ten.
>>729500206that's 80 in rabbit years
>>729500206That's the part you have an issue with?
>>729500959Yes.
>>729500959No.
>>729500298The entire concept of "animal years" is a myth and objectively retarded.
>>729500959Maybe
>>729501045What is there to not understand about animal years? It's just a way to relate lifespan to human timescales.
>>729501119Because that's not how their development and growth OR timescale works. You think about anything beyond maximum lifespan the entire thing immediately collapses in on itself. Pigs are sexually mature after six months, does that mean one pig year is 30-40 human years? Or do we look at the twenty year lifespan and say it's four years? The pig became sexually mature at 2 pig years old? What about animals that never truly stop growing like lobsters, or go straight from larva to adult like many insects?The entire concept is fucking retarded and falls apart if you give it any scrutiny.
>>729501471Hey here's a better question are dog years different in Nigeria with its life expectancy of 54?
>>729500143what happens after you beat her up and got her pinned down?
>>729501471Again, these concepts are fine for pet animals. Nobody is going "oh, what's that in lobster years?".You're getting irrationally upset at something invented so old women can go "oh, my dog is an old man now!". It is not that serious.
>>729501593She pulls out a gat.
>>729501670We can already say that about dogs that are in their teenage years without multiplication.
>>729501045>>729501471>anon discovers wive's tales aren't realNext thread I'm hoping to see someone figure out that men use hyperbole for every story they tell, then I can call bingo.
>>729501719When people talk about her "panty shots" do they mean she uses her panties as a holster?
>*stare*
>>729501045I always thought that some puritan came up with animal years. They could never properly explain why some animals can reach sexual maturity at a few years old while humans take way longer. So they needed a quick and easy way to explain it to kids so they can avoid a difficult conversation.
>>729500143I'm knocking her up
