your favorite vidya character weary from travel, has taken refuge in a local tavernupon entering the character notices a lone knight muttering to himself about something.as he approaches him, the knight turns to the character and says>"GOOD EVENING, YONDER THERE BE ALICE! BUT YONDER THERE BE YONDER HERE, AND YONDER HERE BE YONDER AHEAD, AND YONDER AHEAD BE YONDER THIS WAY, AND YONDER THIS WAY BE YONDER THAT WAY! COULD YOU HELP US FIND THERE AMIDST HERE AHEAD THIS WAY AND THAT WAY?"as he points to a map. the map is a jumbled mess of lines, signs, and roads intertwining and contradicting one another.how does your favorite character solve his problem?
i posted Alice so hard this Christmas i gave myself an aneurysm
Alice shows the way
>>729505490Simplicity itself.I get ye flask and venture forth dennisward
>>729505490the Dodo outside the tavern can probably figure this out
>>729505490Maps are for chumps, the path less trodden is much more exciting and any which way is a path with enough elbow grease. She simply takes the Knight's hand and leads him straight down the middle, singing happily all the way.
Alice!
the Alice way is the only way
i'm gonna Alice tonight
:D
Nyalice~
Nyal-ice
do not make such derogatory remarks about my lover
but what if Alice was that way instead of there?
she could be here, she could be ahead, she could be this way, she could even b
Fucking Alouses
Alice owes me Alice.
i long for Alice
how can one remain Alive without his Alice?
Alitree
but is Alice really yonder there?
Alice
I like my Alice Mad
>>729507138
>>729507078No. Alice is all ice.
>>729507220all ice? All... Ice...Ah, she's in Antarctica!
>>729507161Like mad as in madness not pissed off
>>729507289sure
DO YOU LIKE MY SWORD SWORDSWORD MY ALICE SWORD SWORDYOU CANNOT AFFORD FORDFORD MY ALICE SWORD SWORD
>>729507254Alitarticace!
>>729507498what subspecies of albino penguin is this?
Post Alice music
>>729507586ftfy
>>729507581i would, but searching for Alice gives me youtube kids MKultra shit for some reason
>>729507581https://youtu.be/MYSVMgRr6pw
i wonder if this has something to do with the Epstein or pissagate fiasco, i'm certain the jews are somehow involved.
>>729507581Alice???https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rwoq0_-2T_Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ke4ydDwp7c
>>729507532
>>729507581https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saoH-4SvzXE
For me it's
Kill yourselves
>>729508002>K*reanBegone with ye Jian, this is a culter board
Cancerous attention whores
>>729508083nah
i'm not giving you a (you) if thats what you were hoping for
I don't even know what you meant by that post
>>729508224not you, Dodo!
*BEEP* *BEEP*PULL UP PULL UP*BEEP* *BEEP*PULL UP PULL UPRETARD. RETARD. RETA-
>>729508083Just break his legs.
>>729508338Dodo has lvl10 cyberlegs
>>729508261pretty sure that was for dodo though
>>729508429no, it was for that guy over there by here ahead this way and that way!
>>729508491huh?what way??
>>729508535over here there this way that way ahead behind left right up down backwards forwards
>>729508574uh
>>729508598a True self proclaimed servant of Dodo should know this! otherwise, ask dodo.
CAM OOOOON ALICESCORE SOME FARCKIN GOOOOALLLSSS
>>729508332Wine can't melt through steel beams.
>>729508660>ask DodoI didShe spun 3 times
Alice and her subconscious
>the koishi thread on /jp/ died
*Boing*
I think Alice STINKS she should take a bath.
>>729505490An AliceAnulis
>>729509384She stinks goodi want to sniff
>>729509384i like the way she stinks, but lorina is stinkier>>729509437i want to try that game, rec me on it.
>>729509461Astlibra. It's pretty fun.
>>729509542How fun?
>>729509569I enjoyed it. It's a side scrolling action RPG.
