your favorite vidya character weary from travel, has taken refuge in a local tavernupon entering the character notices a lone knight muttering to himself about something.as he approaches him, the knight turns to the character and says>"GOOD EVENING, YONDER THERE BE ALICE! BUT YONDER THERE BE YONDER HERE, AND YONDER HERE BE YONDER AHEAD, AND YONDER AHEAD BE YONDER THIS WAY, AND YONDER THIS WAY BE YONDER THAT WAY! COULD YOU HELP US FIND THERE AMIDST HERE AHEAD THIS WAY AND THAT WAY?"as he points to a map. the map is a jumbled mess of lines, signs, and roads intertwining and contradicting one another.how does your favorite character solve his problem?
i posted Alice so hard this Christmas i gave myself an aneurysm
Alice shows the way
>>729505490Simplicity itself.I get ye flask and venture forth dennisward
>>729505490the Dodo outside the tavern can probably figure this out
>>729505490Maps are for chumps, the path less trodden is much more exciting and any which way is a path with enough elbow grease. She simply takes the Knight's hand and leads him straight down the middle, singing happily all the way.
Alice!
the Alice way is the only way
i'm gonna Alice tonight
:D
Nyalice~
Nyal-ice
do not make such derogatory remarks about my lover
but what if Alice was that way instead of there?
she could be here, she could be ahead, she could be this way, she could even b
Fucking Alouses
Alice owes me Alice.
i long for Alice
how can one remain Alive without his Alice?
Alitree
but is Alice really yonder there?
Alice
I like my Alice Mad
>>729507138
>>729507078No. Alice is all ice.
>>729507220all ice? All... Ice...Ah, she's in Antarctica!
>>729507161Like mad as in madness not pissed off
>>729507289sure
DO YOU LIKE MY SWORD SWORDSWORD MY ALICE SWORD SWORDYOU CANNOT AFFORD FORDFORD MY ALICE SWORD SWORD
>>729507254Alitarticace!
>>729507498what subspecies of albino penguin is this?
Post Alice music
>>729507586ftfy
>>729507581i would, but searching for Alice gives me youtube kids MKultra shit for some reason
>>729507581https://youtu.be/MYSVMgRr6pw
i wonder if this has something to do with the Epstein or pissagate fiasco, i'm certain the jews are somehow involved.
>>729507581Alice???https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rwoq0_-2T_Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ke4ydDwp7c
>>729507532
>>729507581https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saoH-4SvzXE
For me it's
Kill yourselves
>>729508002>K*reanBegone with ye Jian, this is a culter board
Cancerous attention whores
>>729508083nah
i'm not giving you a (you) if thats what you were hoping for
I don't even know what you meant by that post
>>729508224not you, Dodo!
*BEEP* *BEEP*PULL UP PULL UP*BEEP* *BEEP*PULL UP PULL UPRETARD. RETARD. RETA-
>>729508083Just break his legs.
>>729508338Dodo has lvl10 cyberlegs
>>729508261pretty sure that was for dodo though
>>729508429no, it was for that guy over there by here ahead this way and that way!
>>729508491huh?what way??
>>729508535over here there this way that way ahead behind left right up down backwards forwards
>>729508574uh
>>729508598a True self proclaimed servant of Dodo should know this! otherwise, ask dodo.
CAM OOOOON ALICESCORE SOME FARCKIN GOOOOALLLSSS
>>729508332Wine can't melt through steel beams.
>>729508660>ask DodoI didShe spun 3 times
Alice and her subconscious
>the koishi thread on /jp/ died
*Boing*
I think Alice STINKS she should take a bath.
>>729505490An AliceAnulis
>>729509384She stinks goodi want to sniff
>>729509384i like the way she stinks, but lorina is stinkier>>729509437i want to try that game, rec me on it.
>>729509461Astlibra. It's pretty fun.
>>729509542How fun?
>>729509569I enjoyed it. It's a side scrolling action RPG.
>>729509645i saw a screenshot from it here, and it had a girl mention stuffing her used socks/undergarments into my mouth, can you confirm?
>>729509461It's ugly as sin but it's fun to play IMO
>>729509005Her shuffle while bragging to the druggie is cuter
>>729509707Yes, that's from it. If you are interested it's cheap or you can just pirate it.
>>729509763>YesIm Sold!
>>729509761dodo is always cute
>>729509865>I am evenly matched against that in Chess.comi should be ashamed
2hu redditcord level of obnoxious cancer and tumir fagging
one buzzword two buzzword red buzzword blue buzzword
*Peeks from behind the veil*
>>729509949this (You)?
stop posting my blobs and alices.
>>729510218yes but only half as dumb as maymay
>>729510296YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
>Thousands of dodos could return within a decade according to Colossal Brosciences, a ‘de-extinction’ company – but experts warn of ‘moral hazard’I don't understand the downsides. What kind of a moralfag you have to be to try to prevent this from happening?
>>729510348If you create thousands of dodos you will need thousands of butchers to eat them. And if you have thousands of butchers they will rape countless beavers. Think of the beavers anon.
>>729510348>Thousands of dodos could return within a decadeAT LAST, MY VERY OWN DODO!
>>729510431Sopa de Dodouma Delicia
I need more Dodo in my life.
I need more Dodo in my stew
I Love Alice
why is dodo so tasty
>>729510669ask the pirates that ate them to extinction
???
>>729510669It's like chicken but with extra stupid.
>>729508332drunk moron has her butt on the controls!
100 and Alice Alices me this Alicenoon>99th post>55 images>6th pagewhat did Alice mean by this?
Alice is noting compared too...
>160what? 160? Alice what does 160 mean???
>>729511360160 dodo burgers
>>729511352SHANGHAI SHANGHAI SHANGHAI SHANGHAI
Alice a Cute
acute Alice syndrome
>>729509718not as ugly as Alice's game>>729509707but don't expect much lewd
>>729511771>not as ugly as Alice's gamebut Stock RPGmaker assets are Z0V|_!
Pocket Alice
Alice socks
>>729511469hourai...?
>>729512215HOURAI HOURAI HOURAI
>>729512205I don't care about the socks but Alice's boots give me a boner.
>>729512292THEN I'VE GOT THE PERFECT IMAGE 4 U
Alice booting leaf...
tealice
Hold on, that thread, those exact replies and images...Déjà vu!
*Gulp* *Gulp* *Gulp* *Gulp* *Gulp* *Gulp* *Gulp* *Gulp* *Gulp* *Gulp* *Gulp* *Gulp* *Gulp* *Gulp* *Gulp* *Gulp* *Gulp* *Gulp* *Gulp* *Gulp* *Gulp* *Gulp* *Gulp* *Gulp* *Gulp* *Gulp* *Gulp* *Gulp* *Gulp* *Gulp* *Gulp* *BUUUURP*NlGGER!*Gulp* *Gulp* *Gulp* *Gulp* *Gulp* *Gulp* *Gulp*
how will she explain herself in court?
yelling racial slurs and antisemitic statistics
going to the Alice art exhibit
>>729513161no amount of modern minecrap trash will ever match bibliocraft
>>729505490
i wonder how Alice is doing
i wonder where Alice is going
i wonder what Alice is planning
do-do-do-dodo chi-chi-chi-chicken
>>729512876brat
>>729513936What is that fried monstrosity?
>>729513936DO NOT THE CHICKEN!
>>729514895The Dodo (Fried Form)
>>729515021NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Time to write another maymay fanfic with the joke being she's racist
It was the night before Christmas, you and mabel were drinking together before a warm fireplace under the tree.Mabel was wearing her Christmas dress she ordered for this festive season.as you both conversed over trivial topics she brought out her wine bottle and asked if you wanted to share it with her.she pours you a little cup, then downs the entire bottle.then another.and another.and by the time you were finished with your cup she had already drunk five whole bottles.Maymay gave a lush look, pouting her cheeks and stared at you with a naughty glare as she edged closer to you.she then pressed her body onto your shoulder, and whispered something in your ear that you could not understand.you were certain she muttered to you in some incomprehensible eldritch tongue, or perhaps she was just speaking french.but when you asked what she meant, her eyes widened as she gave a sudden rise>"WHAT DID I MEAN? I MEANT I FUCKING HATE NlGGERS!"said mabel calmly.she then spends the rest of the night sprouting racist conspiracy theories until she became too drunk to remain conscious, and node had to carry her back home.
I'm such an excellent author, Nintendo should hire me.
Not Cannon, she'd never do this or say that.
>>729515198>*beep* *beep* *beep*
>>729516863Alices!
>>729512876>>729514485>>729515851>Sex with Nigguraths
>>729516863now draw Snailice and Snabel Snail molesting Sneaf
Dodo Jockey
>>729516972never ask a racist the last name of her wife
>>729517052
>*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*
>>729517104>that Star of Remphan on her headwhat are the odds the jews worship her or the concept of shub to some degree?
>>729517104>>729517187i see Maymay is following the example set by lovecraft
Alice?
>>729517914Yes, your dear Alice is here.
Soon.
>>729517967is that hinting the new IQ test captcha?
>>729517967what's this?
>>729518130the new 4chan captcha
>>729518130Yandex.
PUTTHEMINASITUATION!!!!!!
>>729518381I'd send them to Meat World
>>729518538
>>729513936No wonder that Jubjub and the Duchess are so stacked when they keep eating dodos.
>>729518887>Dodo is stored in the Dodos
bridal carrying mabel out of the liquor store
