I AM CALYPSO, AND I THANK YOU FOR PLAYING TWISTED METAL!
>>729505991>David Jaffe's daughter approaches Calypso.>"I wish to become a real man."How would Calypso grant this wish?
>>729505991Is that Hank from Barry?
>>729505991Mildly surprised at how this isn't talked about more on /v/. Old franchise sure, but it's the most ridicilous shit and weird in how it's almost like a direc translation of vidya to series. It's great.
>>729505991Is season 2 any good?
>>729508480Seeing as it gets to Calypso and the tournament I'd say yeah
>it's a prom episode
>>729508480First 2 or 3 eps are a chore but once the tournament starts it gets much better.
>>729505991why didn't they cast Billy Mitchell for this role?
>>729509416Too fat
>>729508480I thought it was better, but that's most because things are actually happening since we are done introducing characters.
>>729505991Ten points from gryffindor!
>>729508480It's really fun but the very last episode sucks IMO. I think if you stop watching at the big shock twist in the second-to-last episode the season is perfect, but the final episode kinda spoils the whole deal by being too much pudding, so to speak. I do think this is the best plot-related thing ever done for TM. There are parts that are cringe as fuck in a nu-media sense, and /v/ will call it pozzed and woke because it stars blackman and latina but whatever, Twisted Metal had like four black people in it from the start because it was set in fucking Los Angeles.Sweet Tooth is literally the best he's ever been in the show because he's a perfect balance between goofy and violent. I'm gonna say it but TM: Black utterly ruins his character by being like "ohhh im suck a sikk twistyd syklepathh ahggggh" like a fucking Fanfiction.net character from the early 2000s. It's not early-00s cool cring e-edge either it was cringe back then even to me. I loved TM1/2 Sweet Tooth being clearly a fucking nutjob goofball and I loved how in Head On he was just a relentless prick. The show is a perfect balance and Samoa Joe is perfectly cast to play ST in presence and charisma. He just oozes 'Sweet Tooth' in power and I love that they cast a guy who has a lot of fat as well as muscle because I've always felt that 'Black-Design' ST should be a chunky fucker and not a ripped washboard abs guy like they tend to present him as in subsequent stuff. 2012 ST was also the worst he's ever been, don't (you) me faggots. That game fucking sucked and David Jaffe can eat my steaming hot shits for trying to make it an online-only shitfest.>t. Twisted Metal fan for just under 30 years
