should I buy her game?it's on sale
what game?
>>729509764Why the fuck did her VA sound so horny? Also I can't tell if she was supposed to be a kid, teen, or young adult because of how fucking horny her stupid VA sounded Jesus fuck.
>>729509858Sorry bro
>>729509858>Why the fuck did her VA sound so hornyblame modern VA culture. the 1 female voice is horny anime girl that grunts and kyaahs. the 1 male voice is angry anime guy that grunts and grraaahs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ci8dIpNcyEY
>>729509792Arzette, basically a Zelda CDi tribute game.>>729509858I took her to be a late high school to early college age fan girl type. As to why her VA sounded like that, I think she was just over-acting. Or maybe masturbating during the recording because she legit sounds like she's about to cum a couple of times.
>Her clips are by far the most-watched Arzette videos on YoutubeLel
>>729509764Isnt it all lesboshit
>>729509764I LOVE OIL
what's the reason they didn't make a good game?
>>729509764
>>729509764What I find cool about the game is that they got the voice actors for the original cd-i Zelda game to voice in this game or at least that's info I saw in a video but it's also cool the same voice actors from the Zelda cd-i are still alive and fine.
>>729510473Commitment to the bit
>>729510221That video is insanely accurateAnglo anime VAs are garbage, holy shit
>>729509858She doesn't really sound like she's trying to sound like a kid IMO, more like an overly excited college girl. You can hear her voice drop into lower registers in a few lines that make her sound a lot more adult.
i can't stop drinking oil!i just can't stop!i can't stop drinking crude oilyou know, the black stuff that comes in barrels?it's tantalizing. it's addicting. it's a delicacyi love it. i can't stop drinking oil, CRUDE oil!i can't stop guzzling it, gulping it down.i can't stop drinking crude oil!
>>729511079HmmmSex
ameri-chan please
>>729511079>i can't stop drinking cum!>i just can't stop!>i can't stop drinking raw cum>you know, the white stuff that comes in cocks?>it's tantalizing. it's addicting. it's a delicacy>i love it. i can't stop drinking cum, RAW cum!>i can't stop guzzling it, gulping it down.>i can't stop drinking raw cum!What did she meme by this
>>729511316you are being crass sir, it is nowhere implied to be sexual, but you HAD to take it there.
>>729511316What game>>729509764
>>729511548Its called Read The Thread
>Is a send up to one of the longest lasting memes on the internet>Bends over backwards to cater to the YTP community>Even gets the funny speen man to voice a character>Only legacy is that people want to fuck a demon character that showed up for two minor scenesShe's sort of like Morshu in that way if you think about it. Even has a voice mixing meme that goes along with her. Just also with sex.>
sex
>>729511079She looks like she could be a real fan.
>>729510259>Or maybe masturbating during the recording because she legit sounds like she's about to cum a couple of times.Reminds me of that friends episode where a director mistakes joey for a genius actor when he actually just really had to piss during the audition.
>>729511731>Reminds me of that friends episodeyou'd openly admit.....how brave
>>729511731lmao this nigga watched friends
>>729511731I have nothing against you liking Friends, I actually do like white women, but I'm going to dogpile on you too.
>>729509764sex with imps
>>729511670>not a game where I get to be a horny lizardI expected so little, and I am still disappointed
you know that silver stuff that comes in cauldrons? i can't stop drinking mercury!
>>729512371
>>729509764She is in it for like 20 seconds total.Just go look her up on e621 and jerk off if that's all you care about.
>>729509764i don't know.do you like 2D action games like the CD-i zelda games?
>>729510221>the obligatory goblin voicewhy are they like this?
sex with imps of questionable age
>>729509858The people making the game knew damn well the audience they were going for. Same with Ivy.
>>729511687They insisted on making Arzette an unfunny straight man when the fun of the CDI zelda cutscenes was that everyone was silly.
I like the game, but it also feels like a waste. Its just a whole lotta "here is that funny scene you remember, but with OCs". What i wish they had done, was make a new game that captured the vibe of the CDi and like if you were legitimately trying to make a completely new game for the platform. Kinda like all those modern retro games trying to feel like NES or Genesis games.
>>729509858I think the actor tried "peppy quirky cartoon character". I also think you cannot have a girl being blissfully absorbed without someone construing it as horny.
>>729509764It's a couple of amusing hours, if it's ultra cheap then sure.
You're a human! I'm a big fan!
>>729509764I drawhttps://files.catbox.moe/6247cq.png
>>729515554I mean, even when guys get too into something eventually someone starts making jokes about them marrying/having sex/masturbating to that thing.
>>729515950Hot
>>729515950nice work
>>729515950oh no
>>729515950
>>729515950Way past due Zazie got some lovin'
Cute demon.
>>729515950holy based
>>729509764It's alright yeah. 100% is a bit annoying but even then the game is very quick. Made by the same autist who remade the cdi games for 5 years just for the lols.
>>729509764CRUDE OIL
>>729515950Nice work. Hope she gets more stuff.
>>729515950>>729516768>go to rule34>only 9 pics or herfrankly, that's disappointingly little
>>729511079pretty sure there was a vocaroo like that
>>729517018There's also a YTP mod available, it's fun for a second run.
I do this
>>729509858All of the female so-called amateur VA's are doing porn.
oil blud
She looks like she...
>>729511731>a friends enjoyer out in the wildNice.
>>729515950BASED
>>729515950That's not oil >:(
>>729510558The Link voice actor is there, he voices the tutorial guy and Skeleton Elvis. Don't know about the others.
>>729515956ah sex joke. camaraderie on easy mode.
>>729518605Zelda's VA has a cameo somewhere I think
>>729517562scrubs all the floors in Hyrule
>>729515950erm... you are not allowed to draw that...
mating presshttps://vocaroo.com/1bJa1qsGa5I8
>>729519251is that true?
>>729518871She does the intro cutscene and at least one character, but I forgor who.
>>729510558I'm impressed they even found them. Links VA only did the CDi games back in 1993 and that was it, and has 0 internet presence.
>>729515950Doing the lord's work
>>729515950Holy fucking based
>>729511687The game was just ok and for some reason like >>729515048 said they made the MC the straight man which greatly detracted from the humor. Part of the fun of the CDi games was just how totally batshit the characters were and how Link and Zelda both just rolled with it and were silly themselves. So all that's really left is wanting to fuck the characters, and most of them aren't that attractive. Except for Zazie who's both cute and has a VA that sounded like she recorded her lines while using a vibrator.
>>729509764sexooooo
Crude oil?
Little demon girl, out here all alone?
>>729509764Yeah. You'll get your money's worth if you like metroidvania type games.
>>729515950I recognize your art. Your WoW character art is great.
>>729509858Likely intentional, trying to meme the character into being iconic so people can make the role she acted relevant by making threads like this, even if that iconic status comes from out-of-character horny baitEvery western "voice acting" is less acting, but more of desperate people trying to one-up each other to compete who stands out the most, resulting with shit like this >>729510221I mean the guy who's considered as the top dog of the industry, David Hayter, sucks huge ass as an actor, he's literally only famous because his stupid over the top voice he did for Snake is iconic
>>729515950Dogyd is that you?
>>729509764IIIIIIIIIIIIIWANNA HAVE SEEEEEXWITH THE RED DEMON GIRRRRRLWITH THE RED DEMON GIRRRRRRRL
>CDI callback>Only thing people remember is one meme characterNow that's accuracy
>>729511731don't worry about getting shit on, bro. if my dad made me watch FRIENDS, so did everyone else's.
BIG oil containers
>>729523280that's right, the only properly animated and authentically written CD-i character in the entire game
OIL?
>>729524429https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeXBtkPZtWU
>>729524429hurm
>>729510704>That video is insanely accurate>Anglo anime VAs are garbage, holy shit
>>729519403yes, anon is going to get arrested now.
>>729515950I didn't expect her to be so flat.
>>729527526Maybe you should have, Marvin.
>>729510361Having at least one cute young girl in your game is so so so important for getting it any real attention. I hope more indie games figure this out.
>>729515950I wish I could draw
I like the flowing black hair, really makes the design.
>>729528243Black hair/green eyes is a kino combo and it works great with the whole red imp thing. It's genuinely probably the best design in the game, all sexual stuff aside.
As unremarkable as the gameplay is, the animation used for the cutscenes warms a cold, dark place in my heart.
>>729528243also the blue mouth
The moose blacksmith taking over a minute of grunting and hammering to forge the sword with no skip allowed made me laugh like a moron.
>>729528608The fact that you can skip every other cutscene except that one and when you try it just gives big red text that says "CANNOT SKIP" made me lose my sides.
>>729517319Really? That's sickening and very disturbing news. What are the names of some of these VAs and pornographic media so that I can be sure to stay well clear of them?
Ugh, she is so cute and sexy. If I were married, I would seduce her into becoming my mistress.>>729522284That's not all he's famous for. He also wrote the screenplay for Bryan Singer's first X-Men movie.
>>729516768>>729528883psst you forgot her tail
>>729529215Actually, if you look closely at her crotch, you can see a bulge, implying that she stuff her own tail in her vagina to give herself a constant supply of multiple orgasms.
>>729529361No.I don't think so.
>>729528608I'm glad we've moved on from people dogging on the game like it killed their family or something. It's not a 10/10 or anything but its a fun time.
>>729528883lmao, he's not definitely famous for being a writer of some forgotten hollywood capeslopIt's a cool little factoid about Hayter sure, impressive sure, but no one would be giving an ounce shit about him if he was just a random guy who wrote for the first X-men movie
>>729529712>he doesn't know
>>729511079Based
>>729529712That someone appreciated the strangeness of the CDI game (not just the cutscenes, the actual video games) enough to make a tribute game at all is neat, it's pretty accurate although much more playable.
>>729529721X-Men was the watershed movie for the capeshit craze that's so far lasted a quarter century. He's had a way bigger impact on Hollywood than Orson Welles.
>>729530104Ironman had way bigger impact than x-men lol, if not SpidermanX-men was always just considered as another OK superhero slop that Hollywood pumped out once in a while in the 90's and early 2000's, like Blade or BatmanEven if your statement was true, the genre he "created" was just a fad that only lasted for couple of years
>>729530104Attributing the entirety of the X-Men film franchise to Hayter is utterly preposterous.
>>729530104>X-Men was the watershed movie for the capeshit craze that's so far lasted a quarter century.True>He's had a way bigger impact I don't think Hayter alone was responsible for that>on Hollywood than Orson Welles.A single film genre being popular isn't nearly as influential as someone responsible for films so fundamental that their DNA can be found in almost all modern films including but not limited to capeshit, retard
