Jesus is just Santa Claus for adults

>>729513692
Jesus didn't look European, he was a fairer skinned jew

I don't want to explain video games to him for him to even understand what my favorite is.

>>729513794
modern jews are entirely distinct from galileans genetically speaking
modern jews are almost entirely indistinct from persians
like i know you hate white people and whatever but at least learn what you're talking about, like haplogroups are entirely observable science

I think he'd appreciate Warcraft 3. You could easily write a sermon about it.

>>729514079
that's what I said anon, a fair skinned jew. literally king of the jews

>>729513692
As long as I continued to understand it was a fantasy and pure entertainment he'd probably be ok and glad that it makes me happy.

>>729513692
Hard to think about anything when you're dead

>>729514285
got a lot of time to think.

>>729513692
It's a survival game so he'd be fine with it

>>729513692
Being that I always play as the good guy fighting evil, he'd probably be fine with it.
Unless he looked at my rimworld install, then he'd be very, very disappointed.

Jesus would love Minecraft because he'd get to work with wood
People worldwide would go outside to look at the sky and there's a giant projection of Jesus Christ livestreaming Minecraft and showing people his wooden house

>>729516136
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVOF7mK7pnk

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>>729513692
He wouldn't like the bits about mankind overcoming the need for god, but would probably like the bits about connecting and being kind and loving others.

are there any Catholic vidya

>>729513919
You don't have to explain to Him anything, He already knows.

>>729516914
KCD.

>>729513779
Hey Santa Claus is ARYAN
And Jesus is JEWISH

We could have standards for childish adults

>>729516136
i can't believe jesus destroyed that villagers' outpost just because it was close to a desert temple

>>729516914
Blue Archive

>>729517086
Jesus is GAY

>>729513779
Jesus is Rudolph you retard and Santa is god. Do you even myth? Dumb faggot.