>god-tier character movement>extremely open-ended with lots of sequence breaking potentialbut>dogshit uninspired level design featuring the same 5 blurry textures stretched out across large geometric shapes>completely pointless tacked-on melee combat>nonexistent storyone of the most confusing and conflicting games I've ever played. It's good and miles ahead of other 3D adventure platformers, but it feels like it squandered its potential. It could have been so much better.
Tranny
we have this thread every day
I wanna cum in Sybil’s butt
>>729518283Well yea, good games get a lot of threads. Why else you think E33 floods the board?
>>729517917thanks for pointing out the cons. I thought this site had massive shill campaign for furshit game like this. I played it for first hour and i find zero interesting plot despite my expectations of every metroidvania game was to lay out the story as you progress.
>>729518565Even the cumshit is not good. The first unlockable outfit beats all the others after.Game is soulcrushingly unfinished. Instead of doing anything with the moveset gathered it just stops after throwing a garbage action mashy bossfight your way.
>>729518158Rent free
>>729517917>completely pointless tacked-on melee combatWhat did you mean by this? Did you want the game to have zero combat?
>>729519257did you find the combat meaningful? you just spam the attack button and occasionally slide dodge away until everything dies
>>729518808>The first unlockable outfit beats all the others afterSweater > everything else
>>729519459It's on par with most other metroidvania combat and fell within expectations, yes. I'm still asking, did want no combat in the game? Did you want it replaced with something else?
>>729517917What story were you expecting? Why can't you just enjoy the satisfying gameplay? I will agree that the textures could've been better thoughever.
>>729519801NTA but i just played animal well which is highly recommended by metroidvania people. JFC it was hot garbage, zero combat with just fuckin yoyo shit that did nothing but mostly for puzzle solving. The gameplay is just puzzle solving after puzzle solving after puzzle solving every transition.
>>729520185animal well is for autists who are obsessed with ARGs and finding secrets.
>>729519801good combat = no combat > mediocre combat
IMO, Pseudoregalia is more like a proof of concept for a proper 3D Metroidvania than a fully realized game.I still like it, but it left me wanting more.Hopefully some dev makes a spiritual successor without fucking up the shit that made Pseudoregalia work, like Sybil's fat ass and her movement.
>>729520969i wish anyone would make one. unfortunately this genre attracts those kinds people
>>729518382Based
the nude mod is so kino though
>>729517917>nonexistent storyIt actually has one, it is related to escapism and the character at the end of the game, but i would genuinely love more context about said character
>>729518443Take it to >>>/vg/, the board specifically made for general, recurring discussion threads about games where no one actually discusses the game, but only who or what they'd like to fuck in it.
>>729517917Sybil sexo
