>god-tier character movement>extremely open-ended with lots of sequence breaking potentialbut>dogshit uninspired level design featuring the same 5 blurry textures stretched out across large geometric shapes>completely pointless tacked-on melee combat>nonexistent storyone of the most confusing and conflicting games I've ever played. It's good and miles ahead of other 3D adventure platformers, but it feels like it squandered its potential. It could have been so much better.
Tranny
we have this thread every day
I wanna cum in Sybil’s butt
>>729518283Well yea, good games get a lot of threads. Why else you think E33 floods the board?
>>729517917thanks for pointing out the cons. I thought this site had massive shill campaign for furshit game like this. I played it for first hour and i find zero interesting plot despite my expectations of every metroidvania game was to lay out the story as you progress.
>>729518565Even the cumshit is not good. The first unlockable outfit beats all the others after.Game is soulcrushingly unfinished. Instead of doing anything with the moveset gathered it just stops after throwing a garbage action mashy bossfight your way.
>>729518158Rent free
>>729517917>completely pointless tacked-on melee combatWhat did you mean by this? Did you want the game to have zero combat?
>>729519257did you find the combat meaningful? you just spam the attack button and occasionally slide dodge away until everything dies
>>729518808>The first unlockable outfit beats all the others afterSweater > everything else
>>729519459It's on par with most other metroidvania combat and fell within expectations, yes. I'm still asking, did want no combat in the game? Did you want it replaced with something else?
>>729517917What story were you expecting? Why can't you just enjoy the satisfying gameplay? I will agree that the textures could've been better thoughever.
>>729519801NTA but i just played animal well which is highly recommended by metroidvania people. JFC it was hot garbage, zero combat with just fuckin yoyo shit that did nothing but mostly for puzzle solving. The gameplay is just puzzle solving after puzzle solving after puzzle solving every transition.
>>729520185animal well is for autists who are obsessed with ARGs and finding secrets.
>>729519801good combat = no combat > mediocre combat
IMO, Pseudoregalia is more like a proof of concept for a proper 3D Metroidvania than a fully realized game.I still like it, but it left me wanting more.Hopefully some dev makes a spiritual successor without fucking up the shit that made Pseudoregalia work, like Sybil's fat ass and her movement.
>>729520969i wish anyone would make one. unfortunately this genre attracts those kinds people
>>729518382Based
the nude mod is so kino though
>>729517917>nonexistent storyIt actually has one, it is related to escapism and the character at the end of the game, but i would genuinely love more context about said character
>>729518443Take it to >>>/vg/, the board specifically made for general, recurring discussion threads about games where no one actually discusses the game, but only who or what they'd like to fuck in it.
>>729517917Sybil sexo
>>729517917I didn't mind the lack of story. After so many platformers with childish stories Ive grown to ignore the story completely, as it never matters. I think the worse part of the combat is that there are a lot of tricks and all are superfluous. Its better to just run around targets doing the 360 basic swing.
>>729525995sybil slop
is the UI being completely broken and looking like a pixelated mess a Deck-specific issue or was the game actually designed like that?
>>729526537yeah the poor scaling on the UI is a thing. i'm not sure if he wanted it to actually look like an emulated PS1/N64 game.
>>729526569totally featureless
>>729517917>nonexistent storyWhy do zoomers need a story to play a game? Is it autism?
You just know she holds down naughty shotas with the full weight of her body.
>>729526935it took me like 3 hours of play to realize that the thing above the magic meter is the decimal number of full charges, i thought it was a glitched texture
>>729527138Yeah shes probably in heat 24/7 so their struggles just mix in a cocktail of predatorial lust and her motherly urges.
>>729527138once the theater is closed she had to entertain those goatmen
>>729526537>>729526935Probably intentional. The game goes for an N64 look which also used textures for its UI.
>>729527063>Is it autism?normal people want an in-universe reason for why they're exploring cp_orange
>>729527063They aren't used to games where you just jump in and start playing. You have to remember all the stuff zoomers play starts with 15 minutes of unskippable dialogue, as the character slowly walks to the next waypoint.
>>729527063bitch you dont even play most of the top 10 metroidvania games where they all have a story as you progress in the game. This is not the unskippable cutscenes bullshit im talking about
>>729527049>got deleted even though it's her canon design and nothing lewd is showingwhat the fuck jannies
>>729527641SM64 isn't quite a right-away game either. It does start with like a minute cutscene.
>autosagecunts
>>729529079shame
>>729528928Yeah but pseudo is based off of it so I think its a good comparison. Even then SM64s cutscene is short and is just "mario is here for a cake"
>>729529079You full horny too quickly
More anthro women in games. That is all.
>>729529079mods are faggots
>>729529860Nah, sybil in the OP is a 90% of chance of being 404ed or /trash/ed. She's just one of the characters you aren't allowed to post here.
>>729529902>more bottomless anthro women in gamesftfy>>729529912the sky is blue
