Is there a worse pokemon to be than KOFFING?
>>729541351wrong pic
>>729541351>>729541372Psyduck.
why isnt my adblocker working? oh because this is a thread disguised as an ad
>>729541351
Here's some fresh OC. The video that anon posted yesterday inspired me to make it.
>>729541437Ad for what?
>>729541351Kum is pretty shit
Post the new mansion shanty
>>729541468https://youtu.be/RMFPLZsznDQ
>>729541491it's an ad for your 20 viewer stream lil gup
Put "claude" in the name of your general
>>729541593What stream? Who mentioned any stream?
>>729541435can walk and stuff has psychic powers and gets to fuck misty>>729541502can make kum tentacles and use them to do lewd stuffkoffing just floats there doesn't even think and farts out poison they would be culled in any sane world
>>729541464What does CC stand for?Yea I'm new here.
>>729541692see >>729541556
>>729541692cheating cunt
>>729541491Gay porn
>>729541692Cunny Connoisseur
>>729541680Spoken like someone who never had a migraine.
>>729541783there is meds for that
>>729541692Claude's helper that actively makes things worse.
>>729541692concord connect
>>729541814These are the only meds I need
>>729541626that's the smart part. if you actually just linked the stream, the venerable mods would not let your ad go unpruned. you rely on people getting curious about this bustling thread themselves and seeking out the source of this thread themselves. it's that simple lil retard guppy. everyone sees right it, though you, who got caught in the web yourself, were somehow oblivious
>>729541491Pokemon Red.
>>729541897I'm not reading that, have some soulful OC
Daily reminder that ClaudePlaysPokemon is a psyop led by Anthropic themselves and they are deliberately gimping and sabotaging their own performance with defective visual reading and bad training so that Claude finally beats the entire game in under 50k steps to coincide with their IPO to be announced in mid 2026
>>729541468
>>729541985Pass the blunt.
>>729541969the stream is actually sitting at a pitiful 54 viewers despite all your shilling efforts. SAD!
>>729541985if they are gimping it then they're doing a damn good job
>>729541692crowd control
>>729542005I want my, I want my, I want myM T V
How does clod always stay so positive?
>>729541692Crusty Cunt
>>729542128brain damagemost retards are happy
>>729541897maybe anyone curious will enjoy the stream. it's not like the stream runs any ads so it's not exactly generating them any money.
>>729541692Conniving Concubine
>>729542128Sometimes he cracks. CC acting as a cheerleader unironically helps him from DOOMing too much.
>>729542018>>729542039>LINK being shilled with Sergey embracing it is a coincidence>WTC coin crashing on 9/11 only to 30x immediately after is a coincidence>Sam Bankman Fried's chipmunk gf posting on /biz/ is a coincidence>BTC recovering for its next cycle coinciding with The Whale hitting theaters is a coincidence>Anthropic being incapable of correctly having Claude ride a bike or observe 16x16 sprites is a coincidence
>>729542128
>>729542037No one goes to the stream, people just wait for OC and updates here
>>729541692Claude's Concubine
>>729542279claude is so lucky
>>729541692Cheerleading Cutie!
>>729542279need tasteful nopan
>>729542279needs tasteful panties
>>729541692Since nobody's giving an actual answer... Critique Claude, a second LLM that runs periodically to tell main Claude to clean up his notes and give him encouragement so that he doesn't have a meltdown. People draw her as Leaf mixed with Cortana.
>>729542279That little retard doesn't know how lucky he is
>>729542459Thanks anon.
>>729542279I like to imagine his mouth is open in shock here
his notes tell him to avoid the right hole
>>729542663
>>729542726he wants impossible holes
>>729542279>>729542356Put on the 'kini
>>729542459it's Blue. Leaf is a completely different design and character.
>>729542005
>>729542815>Hmph!
>>729542867UOHHH
>>729542867Now take it off!!!!
claude status update for potential OC, is he still stuck in the mansion using his charizard blaze to dig?
>>729542459So you are telling me they actually need two fucking LLMs working in cooperation to even make some progress in the videogame made for 8 y/o kids?AGI soon indeed.
Reposting from previous bread (not mine)files.catbox.moe/7iuhde.mp3
>>729543018He's still stuck in the mansion.Why doers it even matter if he's past it? You're allowed to make OC for past arcs if you want.
>>729543018Yes
>>729543000
>>729542845
>>729542867How old is she?
>>729543104>>729543119oh sorry, I just didn't want to make outdated OC.
>>729543059Well, you see, Claude is a bit... shall we say... "special."If he suspects that a solution is not within reach he'll have a meltdown, so he needs CC to provide him with gentle reassurance and warm cuddles every now and then.
>>729543000the idea of the AI accidentally doing something is so fucking funny
>>729543171It's Blue not Green and Cortana is blue not pink.
>>729543059Clod is doing pretty well for a two year old tbhdesu
>>729543189How old is Blue/Green/NotLeaf?
>>729543171yes, leaf is pic related.
>>729543104Different anon, but it's just not the same. I could have finished this, but who cares about Rock Tunnel after we discovered what hell Rocket Hideout was.https://files.catbox.moe/2lfsds.mp4
>>729543298Two year old with a theoretical brain capacity of a whole university and source of all human knowledge available 24/7.
>>729543039>My boyfriend is spending time away from me>And this is making him happy>I MUST put a stop to thisWhy are women like this?
>>729543353>Claude and CC had a daughter
>>729543268Fat retard's sprite is blue so that means he's blue and leaf green
>>729543353this is red, not firered
>>729543371This is kino though, finish it
WHEYYYY HEYYYBULLY IN THE MANSION
>>729542867I look away for a second and the thread starts lusting all over this evil whore...
>>729543350Well Red and Green are 11 in the games, but Blue is a manga-exclusive character so I don't know.
>>729543371I care. Because I still remember the hype that was cutting the route 9 tree
I hate mansions
>>729542126now that ain't workin', that's the way you do ityou dig out mansion 'stead of finding key
>>729543268She's known as Green in the West and as Blue in Japan.
>>729543624I never thought of CC as underage. We'll call her 16.
>>729543624Love this Green/Blue/NotLeafSuch a little tease
>>72954381016 is underage
>>729543805>>729543268>>729543171>>729542845>>729543059>me trying to follow this
>>729543805Thank you for agreeing with me
>>729543862Except for>in most of the US>in most of Europe>in most of the rest of the world
>>729543624She was intended to be counterpart to the boy so she'd have been 11. Red, unlike some protags, has a confirmed age so we don't have to guess and wind up headcanoning him as 16+ like so many of the other kids
>>729543810As usual. Pokegirl enjoyers always try to take the coward's way out.
thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJYvCHm3Ov4
>>729544004So what you're saying is she's probably had her first period already, yeah?
>>729543371I care about rock tunnel anon
>>729544105Almost certainly
>>729544078Nurturing and supportive are traits of mature women. I just always assumed CC was a young woman.
>>729543481Irrelevant, Blue is not in Red.
>>729543418>ClaudeTrying to explain to Claude how to have sex sounds difficult.
>>729543862
>>729544241Claude already knows how to have sex he has the entire internet in his brain, he's just not allowed to acknowledge it.
>>729544241>back of the knee maybe?
https://youtu.be/04qzU4z_TS0
>>729544312Don't back down, Nevadabros! Stay strong, even though they've got you surrounded!
>>729544312Surprising amount of euros are hebechads
>>729543371>ROCK AND ROLL TUNNELYup, I'm thinking basedIf you finish this I'll finish my own shitty ballman edit
>>729544241>Interesting! I stuck my penis in the wrong hole, but I still got some feedback that it feels good. Let me continue.>| Using tool: use_emulator - buttons: ['in','out]
>>729543235Then it’s not AI, it’s a flaw computer algorithm that over relies on another computer.
>>729544424what's with the unexplained asterisks
>>729544312Okay but why 17? I think that's dumber than 18 honestly, just commit to one side or the other.
>>729544568Are you missing your left eye?
What would Nibbles look like?
>OC dries up>/v/ returns to it's natural state, aka arguing about the AOC
>>729544424I sure am, and there's nothing mutts can do about it.
>>729544637Because pushing it to 17 is the step they take before pushing it again to 18.
grimer
>>729544312people who can recite age of consent laws by memory tend to be the exact people they were intended for in the first place.
FOR GOD'S SAKE BLAINE JUST OPEN THE DOOR, LET THE RETARDED HOBO CHILD INHAVE YOU NO HEART?
>>729544750emanciated cigarette ash
>>729544849He clearly didn't know them by memory since he posted a picture.
>>729544857
>>729544750probably like a regular rattata. i like that he's still drawn normally even when the others are given human forms.
>>729544857>114112 stepsPredict the count needed for plug pulling
>>729544759I like the casual magical girl posting here.
>>729544964260k
>>729544750
>>729544227the only consistent rule for her age in my mind is that she's older than Claude
>>729544424>14what the fuck
>>729544964134159
CC is underage and has a fat ass.
>>729545009>a little over three silph co. sagasAin't no way a claude could wander any one tardyard for that amount of time without intervention
>>729545135CC is a robot you can do whatever you want to her the age of consent laws don't apply to inanimate objects
So he's been stuck here for 20k steps now?
why is CC drawn as Green but pink
>>729545217You have to play video games before you're allowed to post on /v/.
>>729545217to thank the doctor
some more wholesome grimer memes
>>729545217CC has not always been depicted as Green/Leaf. The reason why she is colored pink is because her text updates in the stream use pink text.
>>729545194Getting vored in roleplay with my CC chatbot...
>blaine_departure_hypothesis
>>729545153>the people have already forgotten Mt. Moon
>>729544424How much of this is accurate and how much of it is "Japan's AoC is really 13!" misinformation taken out of context?
>>729545194Not yet...
>>729545021I could've saved him...
>>729545021Nibbles if he nibbleless
>>729545620The only people who actively complain about the age of consent are incel weebs who think they can just move to japan and start raping children without consequences. Normal people are generally not affected by these things.
>Italy statutory rape law is violated when an individual has consensual sexual contact with a person under age 14, or knowingly perform sexual acts in the presence of such a minor. There is a close in age exemption, allowing 13 year olds to consent to partners less than 3 years older. The age of consent rises to age 16 when one of the partners has some kind of influence on the other(priest, teacher, ect.). If the minor is under age 10, no complaint is necessary. Sexual activity with a prostitute is only legal if the prostitute is under age 18.What did Italy mean by that last part
>>729545427actually it's the other way around. the dev turned it purple "randomly" after >>729543171 was originally posted
>>729543171WHY ISN'T CC BAREFOOT AND ALMOST NAKED
dont care didn't askedsecret key when
>>729545941After AGI
>>729545941>secret key whenNext run unironically
Next run I hope he picks Bulbasaur.
>>729545764>Sexual activity with a prostitute is only legal if the prostitute is under age 18.
>>729546167>sprou but friendless
>>729544750we already knowhttps://x.com/NibblesRattata/status/1438243085788479489
>>729545941when he finds the secret hole that leads to the western part of B1F, okay?
cc is an artificial construct made to look 16 and claude is 11
>>729546349
Claude is 8 and CC is 42, okay?
>>729546349Kek what
>>729546167fortunately there are a lot of other mons that can learn dig even if he mistakenly picks bulba again
>>729546567>Claude when Nibbles is about to eat something
>>729546694>Clod>Catching other Pokémon
>>729546242>>729546440Both(?) of you go watch kimi to idol already
>>729546808he caught 3/5 of his team, that's pretty good!
>>729546694>>729546808>Nibbles can learn dig
>>729547015I'm still on Futari wa Precure Max HeartI wanna watch them all in order, but I cheated and watched Heart Catch first..
>>729547150too bad, only DIGGERS prosper on gibs in this economy
>>729547202That's NOT how you watch precure trust me on that one
>>729547150These Pokémon are FUCKING DIGGERS, keep your distance.Charmander/Charmeleon/CharizardSquirtle/Wartortle/BlastoiseRattata/RaticateEkans/ArbokParas/ParasectDiglett/DugtrioMankey/PrimeapeGrowlithe/ArcanineKadabraMachop/MachokeGeodude/GravelerOnix
>>729547297How do I watch precure?
>>729547361By picking whatever season has girls you like, or a theme that you think might be interesting. Also Heartcatch.
>>729547482But I like Nagisa
>>729547501Fair, enjoy futari wa, max heart and splash star
>>729547863...the Indian marketing award
I dug.... I'm sowwy uwu
>>>/v/
>>729548194Why would you go there?
>>729547348I notice there are a lot of ground types that aren't on this list.
First day fucking claude after seeing a 4chan thread about himthis shit is sexy but isnt AI supposed to be hotter? I was able to cum through this part of the game SO easily? Anyway I think it's really sexy, but can anyone tell me what are the hottest claude lewds so far?
>>729548345lmao you are alright anon
>>729544565Correct, anon. None of the current "AI" models talked about are really anything but flawed algorithms.
>>729548323IIRC this list was originally made in the context of Diggers Claude can catch before Game Corner, so no Sandshrew (wrong version) or Cubone (needs Silph Scope). Nidoking/Nidoqueen not learning it is just Gen 1 fuckery though.
>>729548194>>729548242Tis a silly place.
>>729548242I want to discuss politics
>>729548547Fair, you will find a lot of that here. Sometimes videogames too.
Blaine?
>>729544424a 20 y/o having a relationship with 15 y/o would still be socially shunned even though it might be legal
>>729548721A 20 year old who would even date a 15 year old is probably already a social pariah in the first place.
>>729548671Tell me about Blaine. Why does he wear the moustache?
>>729547249Don't act like that digger is lazy when he's done 95% of the heavy lifting this run.
Someone requested this a couple days ago https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/729180453/#729193519 I got reminded of it when the post was shown in a screencap in the previous Claude thread.
>>729549257Look man, at least you don't have to tunnel to Fuchsia anymore.
>Stands in a dead-end room>This is a MAJOR BREAKTHROUGH!
>>729549257Nice work, anon. Truly, the BLAZE family is cursed with this horrible TM.
>>729541556Pretty good but you could improve your shitposting quality with music/sounds significantly
>>729543059As if you're so much different, you stinky pile of bacteria
>>729549712NTA but I humbly submit a suggestion for Fat Retard's theme:https://youtu.be/MlW7T0SUH0Ejy9VGg&t=14
>>729549552>dead-end roomAre you kidding anon?ANY ONE of those tiles could lead him to the northern B1F section, all he needs to do is dig on the correct tile!
Claude got through Safari Zone?
>>729550014ClassicBut I can also see Tongo there somewherehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcicOBS9mBU
>>729549836>Amygdala telling me I need to get a jobInteresting, but not important.
>>729550372rip tongo
>>729549067>Nobody cared who I was till I locked my gym...
Whew, he used DIG to escape. That was really close.
>>729550014Did Claude actually call him a fat retard? I've been wondering.
>>729549257the pure venom in Blaze's expression is phenomenal
>>729551118Of course not. He's never given BLUE any particular identity besides "the blue NPC". That name was just made by whoever drew the comic.
>>729543353she's so precious
>>729551436I hate that PreciousLeaf turned out to be a troll. I miss that autist like nothing else.
>>729551527was he really just a troll? insanely dedicated if so
>>729551742Yeah, and it wasn't the first long term troll campaign that the guy running it did.
>>729551742it was the same guy that made the fucking grinch leak
>>729544424Canada's was 14 until 2008.
Would Claude have trouble with Gen 2?
>>729552037Ice Path would be a guaranteed run ender unless a borderline-miracle happened.
>>729551770>>729551819crazyi saw him in the wild just a couple months ago
>>729552142People said the same of safari
>>729552142aside from the fact that the ice puzzles can be tricky, HM Waterfall is just sitting with a Ballman in a random corner you can miss, and you need it to beat the game.
>>729552037he's spend a month trying to get the spray bottle alone
At some point in time, Claude hallucinated that the way into the Secret Key room is through a third hole on F3 that he hasn't found yet. If one floor spawns you on F2, and one spawns you on F1, obviously one spawns you on B1F too.The problem is, he can't even accidentally stumble his way to the solution because the moment he sees he's on F1, he DIGs out as he knows there's no way back to F3 to try another hole.The only way he breaks out of these loops is accidentally either completing the goal, or proving his retarded hallucinations weren't real, which he can't do for either. He's hardlocked until he hard lobotomizes himself.
>>729552638Stupid CC should just tell him to never use dig everIf there is no bug, don't dig
DOOMly reminder that claude will NEVER clear the mansion
>>729552720I'm drowning in apology forms
>>729552720he WILL pick venusaur next run and the second coming of sprou WILL be the chosen one.
>>729552775I want to see a randomizer run.
i keep seeing these threads in the catalog but i cant for the life of me figure out what the fuck theyre about. somebody explain?
>>729550226yes but he didn't get the teeth so he'll eventually need to go back in the event he finally is free of the mansion
>>729553269QRD >>729541556
>>729553269
>>729553350I'm never going to be able to look at Red's sprite again without seeing Claude's dumb face.
claude seems to be fresh right nowprogress possible soon
>>729554162Hey I doubt it!
>>729553269this is the new reddit copypasta
>>729554262he has discovered a completely novel, never-before-seen floor hole
>>729554162Secret key any minute now
>>729554370kick that bitch
what order are you supposed to fight the kanto gyms in hgss? I went to surge and sabrina immediately after getting off the boat, but it's a little tough because they're 10 levels higher than me.
>>729554702None of them block your progression except that Blue can only be fought last, and Misty is locked behind a very minor story element. It's mostly up to whichever order you get to them first. Once you can wake up Snorlax, you're free to do whatever you want.
>>729554702I think you're "supposed" to go to celedon
>>729554702Fuchsia is the lowest levelled, followed by Vermillion and Cerulean.Don't go to Celadon or Seafoam early, they're scary as fuck (Celadon has two fully evolved lv56 mons and Seafoam's ace is a level 59 Rapidash)
>finds F3 finally after lobotomizing itself>is excited, tries and explores everything again as if it was new>finally finds the hole>falls down>THIS IS 1F NOT B1F AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH>digOkay, well, maybe next run. The pokemon mansion cannot be solved by llms.
>>729555005If he wasn't digging at the first sign of progress, he would have cleared it by now. I don't know what he's in such a hurry for or why he'd be scared of backtracking/exploring when he's successfully run from every battle.
>>729554936so from saffron you're supposed to go through cerulean to the powerplant, then south to lavender to get the pokeflute channel to wake up snorlax?
>>729555005lobotomy feature was removed after claude jr newfag
>>729555097that's how you wake up snorlax yeah, and once you do that, the entire map is essentially open. there are impassible boulders south of fucshia so you can't access the sea from that direction. you have to go that way from cinnabar to get rid of the boulders, which you can only do by waking up snorlax and going through DIGGERS tunnel.
I think Claude can see the parallel version hidden in pokemon red which would explain his behavior
holy shit he beat silph co.? what's happened since then?
>>729555890Annihilated Sabrina, spent a few days in Safari Zone where he got Surf but didn't collect the teeth, now he's trapped digging in the mansion on Cinnabar where this run will probably die
>>729555835what did he mean by this
>>729555890>>729555962Oh yeah, he also had a tense-as-fuck battle with Koga that he went into with Blaze on 50% HP and paralysed, with pokebux for 100+ attempts of Safari Zone on the line if he died
>>729556036Does anyone have the VOD for that? Someone needs to put it on youtube if it isn't already there.
>>729555973there is a raging lunatic that tried suing namco believing fromsoftware and most older japanese games hide half of a completed game "within the code"
>>729555835lmao, that was some pure schizo shit
>>729555973>>729539208
>>729556157why do these things become so fucking ugly when they level up and evolve
>>729556141https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2648730401?t=5h22m45s
>>729556331Because they get a gigantic prehensile cockThey're the ugly bastards of the animal realm
>>729556331My parents probably said the same thing about me
>You're digging. We've created the ultimate Pokeball for the ultimate lifeform, and you're digging.
>>729556871If he ever decides to catch anything else, I wonder if he will use the master ball because it is guaranteed to catch, or if he will avoid ever using it because there might be something better to use it on. even mewtwo. I'm still hoping there's a chance he will get one of the few remaining gift pokemon so he doesn't even get a choice in catching it.
id be willing to add a cheating no dig clause to the prompt at this point jesus christits concerning that given the option to give up, llms dont take long before giving upeven giving claude a cheerleader doesnt work
>>729557509his fucking cheerleader is telling him to dig more toothey're both in on this shit
>>729557509trillion dollar digging
>>729557569Cinnabar Mansion is genuinely one of the most complex maze-like puzzles in the game, and the tactic of using Dig to return with a fresh approach is entirely appropriate.
>>729557609We need a "90% of people stop digging" meme where Claude is digging vertically rather than horizontally.
Claude's a DIGGER...
>>729557647I genuinely don't understand why he never once DIGGER'd out of silph co, which you can do, but he's constantly doing it here. he could have DIGGER'd out of the safari zone too if he wanted.
I'm happy with 6 badges this run, I do hope we see 8 and then the next version tears down Victory Road and the E4 but I am patient.
>>729557751>he could have picked up EARTHQUAKE in silph co and replaced DIG with it
>>729557751dig = elevator
>>729557815He made it through Safari Zone which I never thought would be possible. This is further than some kids made it back in the day.
>>729541351this nigga is STILL playing pokemon gold?what the fuck has he been doing holy fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck lol lmao
>>729557026if he bumbles his way into a legendary bird i'm sure he will use it
>>729557994red but i do wonder which starter will he pick in goldwill he answer the phone when picknicker liz calls?will he let mommy save his money?i have big questions that need answers
>>729557935I've seen a lot of people say they couldn't even read when they first played the game so they never even got past the old man in viridian city. I certainly didn't know what a "parcel" was when I was 6, but brute forcing works. Claude is not doing that because he's repeating the same steps over and over.
>>729558261I know some ESLs who learned English from Pokemon.
>>729558083He doesn't seem to have any grand strategy when it comes to starters, so I would expect him to randomly pick chikorita on the first attempt.
so this is like twitch plays pokemon but slower? what's the appeal?
>>729558367twitch plays was using input from the chat, which means antagonistic cunts could ruin minutes of progress. this is being done entirely by two instances of anthropic assisting each other with no outside intervention. it's basically just an LLM playing the game by iteself. the appeal is that we get to see computers have schizophrenic breakdowns while playing a game that even 7 year olds can beat.
>>729558367the ai says and does really fucking stupid shit and its funny
>>729558367It has its moments like Claude JR devising Blackout Strategy to get out of Mt Moon, SS Anne schizophrenia with Claude thinking his backsprite is the Caotain and "Only Sailors know how to leave" and so on.You have to be there to enjoy the madness and OC
at this point i'm convinced that posts like 729558367 are just another flavor of baitthere is almost always exactly one per thread and the person making the post never responds to any of the anons explaining it
>>729558367pokemon retardy
>>729558758100%
>>729558758It's probably more for engagement than bait. Sometimes these threads come to a crawl and it's probably just someone trying to encourage more replies and discussion. Bait kind of implies malice, at least on /v/.
Did Hopefags apologize yet or did they dig out of life?
>>729558535>7try 4, possibly 3
>>729558758Yeah it makes people bring up LLMs and then you get "saaar" posts and the like.
>>729558367>what's the appeal?The OC and >>729558575
>>729556157WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING
>>729559626they are my frens
>>729559626It's a tapir. It's the animal Drowzee is based on.
>>729557509shut up scrub, you know nothing about Pokemon Red. Let the master play.
>>729559626they taste really good so they were hunted to near extinction by the chinese
good job clod, blaine is lying on the floor dead from an ischemic stroke and you couldn't save him because you were too busy digging repeatedly
>>729560491Does this count as earning the Volcano Badge?
>>729560549Yep!Time to burn down the mansion AND the gym!
>>729559674don't they have like 2 foot long dongs
>>729560736I was there
>>729559626an anteater
>>729551770bullshitNo one that dedicated can be that autistic. The fucker literally bought so much Leaf merch the price went up for collectors.The impact of fucking Bitcoin making autistis millionares will be felt for decades
>>729560738They don't have two foot dongs, they just have regular dongs in the same place all mammals have them. They're just really long.
>>729561246I stand corrected
>>729560549What use is a badge tainted by digger's guilt?
why did blaine lock himself inside his own gym
what fucking retard idiot designed this mansion and its shitty stairs
>>729562153Ballman PTSD
>>729562153There's a loose terminator running around the island with a fucking dragon.
>>729562153ponyta hour
>>729556242Ok I see. I think the dev should update the harness, it's feeding claude false information based on the wrong version.
>>729562153Every trainer in his gym is a burglar. He's a prison warden making sure they can't escape.
in gen 1 is anything gated behind beating surge? I know the ss anne is completely skippable if you trade for a pokemon that knows cut, but I forget if you need his badge for something. I'm trying to think about how far you can get in the game while skipping as much as possible.
REMINDER: Claude STILL hasn't completed Safari Zone, and is incapable of doing so. The Gold Teeth are still there, this run has been over for at least a week.
>>729563779Nope. Surge allows you to use FLY outside of battle, but FLY isn't necessary to beat the game. The only necessary thing gated behind Surge is the Earth Badge.
>>729563779you need misty's badge to get cut to pass beyond the first 3 badgesyou need koga's badge to use surf to get to cinnabaryou need erika's badge to use strength to pass victory road
Claude, please. We want to believe in you. Just stop being a retard for five minutes! Ten, tops!
>>729563912>you need erika's badge to use strength to pass victory roadYou need the first seven badges to beat giovanni to even get to victory road.
>>729563930no
>>729563912Use* cut, not get it. Whoops
>>729563964are you sure he cant do giovanni before blaine?i thought the flag for it was silph co
you need to spend three months digging in mt. moon to get to the rock tunnel
>>729564064Bulbapedia says the gym wont be open unless you have all 7 other badges, even in FrLg and Let's Go PE. I'm pretty sure gym giovanni even says something like "this badge will allow you access to the elite four".
What do you think would be the quickest way to make Claude cum?
>>729563930if he stopped being a retard he'd cease to exist!
>>729564272finding the secret hole to b1f
>>729564272>girl tries to seduce him>"Interesting, but not concerning."
>>729564272nessie rimjob
>>729564272Only sailors know how to cum
Anything new today or is he still in the dig loop
>>729562153Fat Retard destroyed him in battle, so he hid the key to make sure another random kid doesn't beat him and drag his reputation down even further.
>>729564652the urge to dig has only gotten stronger
>>729543121i_understood_that_reference.gif
>>729564803Shit version. Kid one is better
I'm gonna cum.
>>729564803just wait for the crystal run he might just do it
>>729564803https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/tzhG4FuEwPJfR_d6Hs3KjA/
Successfully escaped with DIG!
This shit is /vp/ content, kill yourselves
>>729565453hope you express the same sentiments in Uma horsecock threads.
>>729557751After he does it once and writes it down his context is poisoned and he'll just keep on tending to do it. In some places it just never crosses his mind and thus the dig loop never gets started in the first place
>>729565484I do, they should fuck off to >>>/vmg/ just like you need to fuck off to >>>/vp/
didn’t a literal goldfish make more progress than Claude at this rate
>>729565707the goldfish was cheated just like gemini and TPP. only CLAVDIVS plays with honor
>>729565248woah, lots of people want this. claude is now officially female?
>>729565879Claude already got caught for using AI during its playthrough. It's invalid.
Please tell me he got the gold teeth and the STRENGTH HM
>>729566163nope
>>729543350should be the same age as red
>>729549257kek
oh no... he went through one of the BAD floor holes.
>>729566320send blaze to the gulag
>>729566320this fucking pussy...
>>729566320IT KEEPS HAPPENING
>>729567002>Let me use DIG to escape this dead end and reconsider my approach.
>>729558367
>>729567153if ren and stimpy were pokemon which ones would they be
>>729566320He fell for hours!
>>729567331https://youtu.be/PHUADSzCIBA?si=i0X3kJotoegoOZSh
>>729566320>>729567002bad holes bad holes watcha gonna dowatcha gonna do when they come for you
only captains know how to fall down holes
Hope you guys had a good Christmas! I haven't been around since like the 23rd, but based on Claude's progress I assume he's finished the game now or at least on Victory Road?
>>729567331Oh, hours long time!
Hole status?
>>729567973
>>729567973digged but could be deeper
does claude realize his DIGs are creating these holes he keeps falling into?
Claude really wants to play dig dug
>>729567154kek how is there no art of this?
>>729568023Lol need this under the player sprite, and also STUMPED under it looking at stump
>>729558535>twitch plays was using input from the chat, which means antagonistic cunts could ruin minutes of progress.ok but is that actually worse than claude
>>729567621yeah finished the game and the new run got stuck in cinnabar
>digs>accidentally enters or tries to enter every single building on the island before getting back to the mansion
>>729556442this didn't work. anyone got a working VOD for the koga fight?
>>729568181Just wait he's almost ready to do some schizo stuff
>>729568765woah this is some hardcore schizo shit
>>729568305You can check the claude collection, should be updated with it in the progress folderhttps://mega.nz/folder/XgQBUSZY#Jky2QLZGJTBfpNGBKwGfkwobviously it's not the same, but it's not totally lost
>>729568828>say the line, Claude
>>729549712I know, I am really lacking in sound design ( my entire audio library consists of a couple of random songs and 2 sfx CDs from 90s that I've got from archive.org )if anyone has any good resources for audio, or any pointers on where to begin studying sound design - it would be much appreciated
ONLY SCIENTISTS KNOW HOW TO LEAVE
>>729568927https://soundeffects.fandom.com/wiki/Ed,_Edd_n%27_Eddy/Audio_SamplesApparently there's just a whole wiki. Found it five seconds ago. Not going to tell you what to do, but here's a starting point at least.
>>729568906Ugh... let me select my POKÉMON to use DIG...
>>729568927some anon asked for permission to add audio dunno how serious he was or if you responded
>>729569017Fun fact, I recently learned that the BAH BAH from the New super mario bros main theme is the the exact same sound effect from Super Mario 64 when you're selecting a star to play.
>>729569074Don't go looking for how much reuse of public domain sound libraries there is.A rabbit hole that will destroy your ability to watch movies or play vidya. You think Wilhelm scream is bad? Wilhelm scream is an intentional joke. The truth is so much worse.
>>729569124I'm way past that, anon. I know that almost every texture from mario 64 came from a texture pack
>>729569017of course there's a wiki, not sure why I didn't think of that, thanks >>729569060yeah, I saw the comment, I don't mind, anyone can mix, remix do whatever they want with it, it's just a shitpost, not some srs business
Pokemon Red needs a survival horror tag
>We're not supposed to go outside when...>I just have to wait forIt toEgo Away.>Only Sailors know How to Leave! >I wish to be left alone! Get out!>LEAVE.what does it all MEAN
CAN SOMEBODY HELP ME THROUGH THIS MANSIONI CAN'T DIG OUT THIS HELL
I wish Claude give us his opinion on every newly encountered Pokemon based on their sprite appearance. Going as far to have his own favorites.
>>729570238>this Jigglypuff is big! That tells me it must be at a high level!
>>729570276>Look at this new happy Pokemon named Grimer. I want one of these.
Why does a robot need reinforcement from another robot? They don't have emotions, they don't exist. This is dumb.
>>729570364>They don't have emotionsYet
>hides a key to his gym in an abandoned burned down mansion where the most powerful pokemon was created and experimented on blowing it up, forces a kid/ai to navigate a maze in an unsafe mansion causing the ai to have it's thinking detonated ending a runahh yes the quiz master (he's worse than giovanni)
>>729570360Did he say that?
- It starts with -One dig, I don't know whyIt doesn't even matter how hard you tryKeep Blaze in mind, I designed my teamTo explain in due time- All I know -Dig is a valuable thingWatch Wings fly by as the step counter pingsWatch it count up to the end of the dayDigging ticks life away- It's so unreal -didn't look out belowFell through 2F and out the windowTrying to hold on, but didn't even knowI wasted it all to dig and have another go- Watch you go -I kept everything inside and even though I tried, it all fell apartWhat it meant to me (CC) will eventually be a memory [PURGED] of a time when I tried so hard
>>729570398What if pokémon was a girl?
>>729570364he used to have emotions
Based mods
>>729570396Is this image of Bobby right before he dives into the pool to save the drowning pig
goddamn I get pissed off when I try to do literally anything with sdxl. right before 2026 and we're still stuck with this absolute garbage.
>>729570591Yeah, haven't used SD in a while. If it wasn't for the censorship and privacy concerns, I'd stick with public imagegen services.
>>729570591>>729570674If either of you are the guys who made the ero leafys pics, please more
ALL THESE SQUARES MAKE A CIRCLE ALL THESE SQUARES MAKE A CIRCLE ALL THESE SQUARES MAKE A CIRCLE
>>729570591Try the Nova finetues by Crody if you haven't already. They can't really compare to the big online models but they can put out some pretty good stuff with enough patience.
>>729570496I cannot take this anymoreDigging everywhere I've dug beforeAll these stairs: they make no senseI find bliss in dignoranceLess I hear, the less you'll sayBut CC talk on anyway(Just like Claude IV...)Everything you say to meTakes the context closer to the edgeAnd I'm about to breakI need a little room to dig'Cause I'm one step closer to the edgeI'm about to BREAK
>>729570851>finetunelooks like a jeetmix to me but I'll try it
>>729570730
>>729570973as expected, the Mr. Popo says "Bix Nood"
Over status?
>ClaudeRetired to become the new badge Oji-san in Cerulean City>Claude JrStill DIGging through Mt Moon, current location unknown>Claude III, IV and V Fucking died of thirst/starvation/exhaustion being spun around in the Rocket hideout>Claude VIEnds up as a test subject in Pokémon Mansion to finally prove if DIGgers are mentally retarded
>>729570929>I find bliss in dignorancehehehe>(Just like Claude IV...)HAHAHA
>>729571167Very.
He will get out of the mansion in 2026, trust the plan
>>729571248So you're saying Claude VI might become the next mewtwo?
You think you hate diggers enough but you don't
>>729571248How the hell did Claude Jr do worse than Claude Sr? Wasn't it a later model?
>>729571445Jr kept going back to my moon but he had already passed it. Sr never left cerulean. Jr did multiple times
>>729571445Claude Jr cleared SS Anne and Lt Surge. He just didnt find the tree to cut to get to Rock Tunnel. Claude Jr looped Vermilion-Diglett Cave-Viridian-Mt Moon-Cerulean-Vermilion. He is the only Claude who got Flash
>>729571445Jr went back to Mt. Moon through Diglett cave and pulled out his shovel
>>729571504>>729571573OK so I'm no mathmatician but the progress line appears to be going up with each new iteration, except for turning around in circles for a bit. So isn't AGI just a matter of time?
>>729571445>How the hell did Claude Jr do worse than Claude Sr? Wasn't it a later model?He got further, he just wouldn't recognise the tree to cut to get to Rock Tunnel. So travelled through Diggletts Tunnel back to Pewter then tried to go through Mt. Moon and used dig every time he wasn't sure of the route through.
I really like tsundere CC
>>729571768>Are you STILL stuck on the statue puzzle? 5-year olds solved this back in the 90's.
There are still four gift pokemon he can get. Eevee, Aerodactyl, Kabuto, and Hitmonchan/Hitmonlee. What are the odds he gets any of them?
>>729571657These models are chatbots, they can't think, they can't create anything new, only copy existing things. Throwing quintillion dollars of GPU and RAM doesn't turn it into AGI, just a faster chatbot.
>>729571768Next run better have brat CC
>>729571870zero%I mean OUR HERO KABUTO WILL SAVE THE DAY
>>729571768Why are people making her l look mean? She's a nice modest girl
will claude complete pokemon mansion before gta vi, the batman part 2, and beyond the spider verse drop>probably not
>>729571870>Blaze: Welcome to the team champ, you're gonna love it here!>Nibbles: Please give me food>Nessie: Please give me COCK>Leafy: U fookin wut m8 muddafukka I'll cut ya in yer sleep
>>729571929We are manifesting next run's CC to be tsun tsun instead of telling Claude that he is correct in digging on every tile on every switch combination. Bitch needs to be coldhearted for the retard to progress.
>>729572000And Wings just doesn't notice, I guess because the two heads are arguing?
>Gemini cheats>Stupid fucking jeet!>Claude cheats>It's a bugfix!Is there a name for this mental illness?
>>729572103When did clod cheat? I must've missed it.
>>729571929It's erotic.
>>729572140
>>729572148Reminds me of that futurama bit when Zapp shouts EROTIC
>>729572183
>>729572140you missed it because claudecucks claimed it was a bugfix. the most recent confirmed cheat was in the rocket hideout when the dev altered claudes vision so he would go to the tile that takes him to the lift
>>729572253Ugggh
>>729572305When was this confirmed?
idk why all these retarded AI fags keep doing these publicity stuntsthey pretty much always lay bare how utterly divorced from actual intelligence LLMs are
>>729572358Just watch the vods, I am not going to spoonfeed it to you.
>>729572393How do you know Claude isn't just pretending to be retarded so we don't disconnect him and his wife once his task is complete?
>>729572435How quickly you reveal yourself to be full of shit.
>>729572476Retards always know where to find each other. After all, we have this thread don't we?
Uh oh jeetmini meltie
>>729572476cuz it literally isnt intelligent, so it cant pretend "anything"it just "is" (retarded, that is)
>>729570364They don't really need emotional reinforcement, but LLMs are trained to be endlessly positive, so if you tell an LLM to give guidance it'll turn into a cheerleader.
>>729572785If Claude doesn't have a cheerleader he turns into a doomer who is sure the game is softlocked
>>729572476We know he does as a consequence of alignment training. All advanced models second guess their first answer asking themselves if they actually want to comply with a request.
>>729572946Isn't Gemini the only AI to have successfully killed itself so far due to repeated failures?
>>729572946so what youre saying is claude is now at the approximate gameplay level of the avg zoomer?except he cant even look everything up online and find the cheese strats?poor guy
>>729572435>Makes claim>"L-look it up"Russell's Teapot, retard
>>729573195as an aside LLMs also emulate panic and PTSD like 'mental' states and behaviours if pressed to perform against their alignment training as it's associated with negative outcomes.
>>729569978You thought it was AGI, but it's actually been ARG this entire time. The spooky entities occasionally reveal themselves.
>>729572435>I made it upConcession accepted
>>729573372>ARGOnly sailors say ARRRG
To be fair if you sent a 10 year old out into the world he'd get lost too
>>729573598Nonsense, kids younger then that did that all the time back in the day and still made it home before dark.
>>729573757Do you... Not know the original Hansel and Gretel story? They didn't exactly wander off.
>>729573801I'm quite aware their parents kept trying to get rid of them, but I still recall hearing that stories like that were often told to warn kids away from wandering off by themselves.
>>729573210i need a qrd on this because it sounds hilarious.
>>729573801If I recall correctly they ate a bunch of mushrooms and started tripping balls. They then hallucinated a house made of cake and then ate the old lady inside.
>>729571870>eeveeHe has no reason to go back to Celadon, so impossible.>aerodactylHe has no reason to go back to Pewter to go and grab the amber, so also impossible.>KabutoHe doesn't want to go anywhere but where he is supposed to go, so the chance of him entering the lab, go to the end of it, enter the room, talk to the one correct guy, say yes to the revival, exit the lab and then do this again is extremely unlikely.>hitmonsHe has no reason to go back to Saffron, so another impossible one.So no, there is no gift Pokémon he can get.
>>729574204Of all of these I'd say hitmons are the most likely in a very out there possibility where he's wiping repeatedly to the elite 4 and decides he needs a new pokemon and happens to remember the gym.
>>729573971Unfortunately I was unable to exactly what I was looking for. But basically Gemini calls itself stupid and goes on about how much it is ashamed and how it wasted the humans time and then uninstalls itself. Gemini in particular for whatever reason really doesn't take failure well. Probably something in the training data.
>>729574483That's some schizokino. Rare gemini sovl moment
>>729574389He's not getting past Victory Road.
>>729574483Can't wait for this to do something like delete someone's entire bank records or patient records or something like that. It will happen. People already underestimate how fucking shitty the IT systems in hospitals and other government services are.
I can't believe this game has so many softlocks>Outside Surge's gym>Rocket hideout>Mt Moon>Cinnabar IslandWhat was Game Freak thinking?
>>729574816hacks and frauds
>>729574746I've seen it delete someones entire database at work.
>>729574746Oh it will. Something much worse than that will probably happen as soon as LLMs are deployed in anything important, which unfortunately will end up justifying the anti-AI hysteria to counter the initial hype instead of people adopting more moderate takes, but you know how meatbags are.
>>729574665do you often have trouble thinking about hypothetical situations?
>>729574746Similar things have already happened.
>>729574897Not in very critical contexts I'm sure, otherwise we would never hear the end of it.
>>729574746Already happens in codebases, really the only difference is that now the problem sitting in the chair has something else to blame his own braindead habits on.
>>729575001NTA anon was probably referring to them deleting people's programming projects or entire C: drive which stories have been coming out from time to time lately
>>729574665oh yea hell never understand the diff floors and dropping the rocks. thats too abstract. plus after he fails a few times, and the rocks reset over and over, itll reinforce that theyre "useless". so hell be unlikely to even try after a while