You like Shantae and her games, don't you...?
>>729545148Isn't shantae Indian?
>>729545148Not particularly.Just Pirate's Curse
>>729545148Why is this creature in my bed?
>>729545329She's Arab
>>729545148The games aren't amazing but they have tons of charm.Which reminds me, I still need to play Risky Revolution
>>729545329Are you?
>>729545148I prefer my slutty undead wife
Very much so, yes.
>>729545148I wish shantae was fat.
>>729545730You mind...?
>>729547026Same.
Just finished shantae gbc and it was a complete slog. Amazing visuals and charming but nothing about it was fun. Theres no incentive to stop you from spamming vanishing creme to skip past enemies and trivialize everything. Other than boss fights, gameplay consists of nothing but running back and forth. That being said, she is my wife.
>>729545148i like her BUTT show me her BUTT>>729547026also this
>>729545148I like Shantae and her wide hips
>>729545148Half Genie Hero was sovlful
Half genie more like half whore
>>729545148Bush status?
>>729545148show 7 already you frauds
I really love the original GBC game, I understand and mostly agree with all the complaints but I can't help but adore it. The zombie race fucking such though
>>729545329there would be a lot more scat art if that was true
Please tell Shantae your wish from her.
>>729545148I love shantae. Kill all pirates curse fags tho
>>729555474All women are permanently bottomless and it's completely normal and safe for their health
>>729557039Why do you not like the best game in the series?
>>729558112he's different
>>729548476It has some cheese options for sure.Now play Risky's Revenge, it was a DSiWare title that feels shorter (and more like Pirate's Curse: The Prologue) but still plays smoother than GBC.If you get to Pirate's Curse you'll be rewarded with a game that feels snappier mechanically and that rewards those who played the first two.
rottytops breast expansion>>729555474rottytops hyper breast expansion
>>729545329No, genies originate from the middle east, retard. India's part of southern Asia.
>>729558112>Why do you not like the game made for fags that don't like shantaeGee I wonder
>>729560625>Marvel quip and no actual reasonsConcession accepted.
>>729560625You just wanna complain
>>729559954Nnnghh...
>>729545329She's a Cali girl
Indeed I do, but I still need to play Seven Sirens. Also I refuse to buy Risky Revolution until it goes on sale because locking the super sexy costumes behind a digital deluxe version but not being able to buy an upgrade later from the base game is a super scummy move.
alright what are your realistic predictions for the next game no it wont be 3d
>>729567059Wait, when'd this happen?
I like the Shantae games but they do feel a little lackluster.
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I only played the original GBC, don't remember beating it. How many of these are emulatable? I have a decently powerful android chinkheld, might be fun to play these in bed like I did with classic megaman
>>729567059My hope is that they'll try something new with the franchiseMy prediction is that they'll just make the same game again
>>729560625Pirates Curse is Shantae at peak sexy
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>>729545148I've played all of them and have been getting them on release since Pirate's Curse so yeah, I'd say I enjoy them. I wonder if/how the twintails will factor into the next game >>729567059Also how will they top this cover in next year's issue?
>>729547865I do not like how this semen demon is looking at me.
>>729555474the jar after she's done with it
>>729545148I love my wife Shantae.
>>729567059>no it wont be 3dThank god
>>729545148>tell shantae bedtime story
>>729568612They work really well. Everything i threw em at just ran them no problem, what chinkheld do you have?
