Sadako is coming to kill your ass in 7 days. The last video game character(s) you played as is going to try and stop her. How fucked are you?
I'm not the one who is fucked. I'm gonna fuck Sadako.
>>729546763>Tommy Angelo from MafiaPretty ineffective.
>Rean motherfucking SchwarzerShe will be redeemed and probably get a crush on him idk.
>>729546763>Playing degrees of lewdityI'm fucked
i don't even bother, just take me away, i'm tired.
>>729546763>Mobius 1Is Sadako vulnerable to UGBs?
>Crash Bandicoot>how fucked are youhopefully a lot, if you know what I mean
>>729546763> How fuckedYes.
>>729546763Get back, I'll hold her off.
It's time.https://mega.nz/file/Z7x1ERKb#qQSF8T9hh3bnx6KmoO8EXmCE5_pJP9iRWhcAnuXnpBs
>>729546763duke nukem would kill her and fuck her corpse
>seven daystoo easy
How did Sadako become waifubait? All she does is make spooky noises and murder peopleAt first I thought it was just a jokey degenerate 4chan thing, but no, apparently most guys who have ever seen a Ring movie harbor some level of crush on her
>ŌkamiYeah your shitty ghost is getting molested
>>7295467637 days is too long. We are going for that ace medal.
>>729547630>oh no, a skinny pale asian girl has broken into my house at night
>>729547630I can fix her and then rail her while she's halfway in the tv.
>>729546763But that's not Sadako?
>Japan>nation of sexless zeta males terrified of looking a woman in the eyes>birthrate plumetting so hard its making a hole in the ground>the scariest thing they can think of is a pale skinned raven haired attractive barefoot woman crawling on top of you while you are in bed, a thin white sheet the only thing hiding her otherwise completely naked body, running her hands all over you while grunting and moaning into your ear
>>729547630idk men are just hrony
>>729546763>Eternal DarknessEh, I’ve seen worse horrors >>729547630>Why does everyone like a girl who doesn’t show her faceI’m sure you can figure it out Columbo
>>729547630she just needs a hug
>>729547630I watched a horror theatre play where the ghost of a woman was haunting a manor. They did the scene where a guy was watching a TV and the actress for the ghost crawled out of the TV and onto him. It took all my force to not have a raging erection while in public.
Reminder that canonically sadako has a penis. Whether that makes it better or worse is up to you.
>>729547759Isn't sadako a hermaphrodite?
>>729547630>NailsDumbass whore can't even cosplay correctly.
>>729548007>not standing up, loudly shouting "I'll have what he's having" and alternating between howling and wolf whisteling until theatre staff carries you outlow test
>>729546763Crystal's got it
>>729547891Japan has two verities of ghost stories>what if a pale woman with something slightly wrong with her is coming to get you>what if you're in the bathroom and someone else was there
>>729546763>maelle from expedition 33not going to even sweat about it she would just gommage her
>>729548072This was part of the promotion for the Sadako vs Kayako movie.
>>729548116both of these can be resolved by farting really hard
>>729547630People want to turn sadako into happydako
>>729548116Second one is pretty scary, I'll give them that.
everyone in these threads always assumes they would just whip it out and she would be into it immediately but how do you actually seduce a ghost woman driven by homocidal rage?
What did you guys think about the Ring Novels?
reminder that the creator of Ringu was so asshurt at the plot of Girls' Last Tour that he wrote his own AU version where Sadako meets the potatoes and rescues them from their fate, which also pretty firmly answers the "how much are you supposed to like her" question
>>729548168What if it's a jewish ghost?
>>729547630people love doing that to female horror monsters
>>729548282Seduce? I'm gonna rape her. Whether she is into or not doesn't matter. It's not illegal to rape a ghost.
>>729548368smother it with your foreskin
>>729546763my junkie psycho leader will smash her dumb face to death
>>729548116More like>You and/or one of your relatives did something, and/or existed in the wrong place at the wrong time and now you are going to be killed in the worst way possible by forces you have no chance of stopping.or>you meet a funny little critter and have a dance party
>>729548483Would both.
>>729548329is sadako’s version any good?I haven’t even read girl’s last tour but sadako got me intrigued
>>729546763I'll simply show her my peenus weenus.and if that doesn't work my nigga Crono will flashbang her with luminaire
>>729547630Have you read the books or watched the original 95 movie? All they talk about is how hot she is lmao.
>>729548282The usual idea she's been alone and touchstarved for so long she would gladly accept it
My swtor character tulga bigbulga would force choke the shit outta that bitch
>>729546763>Sadako>posts KayakoGood job there, dumbass.
>>729548681Her penis probably bigger.
>>729548612It's short and unabashed comfort/wish fulfillment with zero stakes, established in the very first page when the girls immediately ruin her desire to murder themApparently even when you murder everyone, all of the time, getting a reaction like this still takes the wind out of it
>>729546763I don't need any vidya characters, I got this, it's fine.
>>729548801Arrr roook arike. One ghost pussy is the same ass other ghost pussies.
>>729546763>psycutleryLillian will chew her up.
>>729548282I'm the protagonistMy cock is just that good
>>729546763lmao
>>729548415>ghost girl asks you if she’s pretty>fucks you up regardless of yes or no Just no winning with Women am I right fellas?
>>729548989ahh so it’s just silly fan fictionI think I’ll finally read the original and come back to this if I feel like it
>last game I played was the Ring DC gamethanks meg>>729547630>>729548691yeah in the original novel literally every time someone sees sadako they note how hot she is. even when the main character is in the middle of a claustrophobic panic attack>Sadako was breathing. From out of nowhere, the sound of breathing enclosed him. Sadako Yamamura, Sadako Yamamura. The syllables repeated themselves in his brain, and her terrifyingly beautiful face came to him out of the photographs, shaking her head coquettishly. Sadako Yamamura was here. Asakawa recklessly began to dig through the earth beneath him, searching for her. He thought of her pretty face and her body, trying to maintain that image.
>>729549168>She pops out of one of the computer consoles in the cockpitWhat now, faggot.
>>729549168Reminder that Sadako can possess computers and works like a supernatural virus. Your mecha is now her mecha.
I think I'll be okay.
>>729549267>Robot giantess SadakoThat is like three fetishes in one!
>>729546763I should be good, they've probably seen worse.
>>729549239>it’s just silly fan fictionHonestly that's the noteworthy thing about it, it's an actual Ringu story cowritten by the creator of the franchise. It's not a Girls' Last Tour story except in the sense that the other characters and setting are blatantly ripped off of itMaybe there is a sort of conflict to it, in that it pretty sincerely asks "What happens when a creature made entirely of hate and malice experiences love"If Sadako's sentient, no matter how evil she is, what the fuck is she supposed to do in a ruined wasteland with two sweet vulnerable children who think she's wonderful? That's not fair to her at all, it's stretching her edgelord street cred to the limit.
>>729549232>"Am I beautiful?">idk I need to see you naked before I decide>???>win
>>729549232You aren't supposed to respond, you are supposed to bend her over in the street and fuck her.
>>729550347Bad idea, the carpet matches the drapes.
>>729548060even better
>>729546763I played a hexblade in BG3Sadako's going to go into the Raven Queen's little memory bank.
>>729546763>lonarpgi guess sadako will fuck lona as i run away
>>729546763Back for round 2!?
>>729548049Sadako has a vagina and testicles with no penis.
>MelinoëI think she'd do alright, the last build I did was a stupid Charon lucid gain smash build and it was the fastest I have ever done in the game. Sadako would be a pancake.
>>729550610>I'm whoopin her ass, Cindy!
>>729549241Holy shit based as fuck anon you read the novels? I love you. I recommend them to everybody, have read the trilogy more than a decade or so back, then the extra 2-3 books he released on the series.Have you read all of them that exist? Base trilogy is still best part, but the others are worth reading as well.
>>729550185That would probably work, the other regular way is to just say she’s average and she will run away in tears, even in death no woman wants to be told they’re just mid.
Sadako is completely manageable and often loses. A harder one would be Kayako. In-universe, she's completely unstoppable and is destined to kill every living thing and transform them into ghosts that suffer for all eternity.
>>729546763Man this character was totally ruined for me when I found out the books aren't horror but some matrix-style scifi shit. Are there other cases where the adaption basically swapped genres and people really only know that version?
>>729551294Sadako kills the world in one simulated scenarioBecause Sadako isn't a ghost. She's a fucking bug in a computer program. She also infects with a virus (a time based smallpox) rather than pure supernatural shit.She is also able to impregnate women by touch or whatever and force them to give birth to Sadako clones
>>729551294Just rape her too? Can't beat the cock.
>>729551428>She is also able to impregnate women by touch or whatever and force them to give birth to Sadako cloneshot
>>729551428Like flat out Sadako and the Ring have WAY more in common with the Matrix than The Grudge.I think Sadako also gets out of the simulated world and into the real one just like Agent Smith
>>729546763Fpbp
>>729546763This is Kayako you dumb faggot...
>>729551553WOULD
>>729550938not yet, i just started them this week after having it on the backlog for years. about halfway through spiral atm, and yeah i really like them. the kind of investigative medical nature of the plot is really engaging
>>729546763Is there a way to get her to come early? I just started getting sick and would rather get all this shit over with.
>>729549168>>729549267>Kufufu, I'm going to muder you, pilot-kun>Wait, what the fuck is that?Who wins: ghost girl or sentient space cocaine (but can posses technology)
why are ghost girls so fucking hot bros
SURPRISE MOFUCKA
>>729551758They merge into something worse, probably.
>>729546763yoichi in dead by daylighti win by default
>>729546869He should help you get into witness protection to get away from her forever.
>>729547630Men's desire to be the hero and save the girl + "I'm gonna show you all your problems can be solved with my penis" trope.
>>729551801>>729551604>>729551553
>>729546763>NoitaPerkele. It's a gamble.
>>729551801She looks like a little monkeyLiteral exact same as a little baby macaque
>>729546763I wonder what she'd do if she went to do some spooky shit and I just kissed her.
>>729548483Samara is so short.
>>729546763I got Kirby. he'd just eat her
>>729546763Oh no! The spooky ghost lady is going to...touch me?
>>729552378Kirby can't eat bosses.
>>729546763my succubus priest from elinI'm pretty sure sadako is going to get fucked to death for magic xp
>>729552594Sadako is a normal trash mob in eramegaten, therefor kirby can eat her as long as his suck isn't an element she resists. What element is suck?
>>729546763>w40k mechanicusI genuinely pity her.
>>729547630>Obscured face>Sad circumstances>Redeem her with cock>fanfic interpretations giving her a sexy body
>>729554173She is a literal machine spirit, they would worship her.
>>729554192>fanfic interpretations giving her a sexy bodyThat's not fanfiction, that's how she is in the books.
>>729546763They have super human strength so they'll pin Sadako down while I Umapyoi her.
>>729550347Hey I've seen this hentai as well.
>>729548116The also have the >What if "item" was alive>What if "animal" was intelligent and a shithead ?>What if "woman" was also a monster on the outside ?
How fucked am I?
>>729549232We need to say neither yes or no, you can say you're late for work and don't have time for thatShe will apologize
>>729546763>random cs operativeMight as well enjoy my time
>vampgonian dragonborn illusionistyeah sadako is getting rape dungeoned forever
>>729555952truly salarymen are the most powerful race on earth.
>>729546763Guy from The Sinking City. He killed a magical teleporting Mayan vampire bitch 100s of meters under the sea so idk
My Tarnished or my Tenno. Either way she's fucked literally because they're both self inserts.
>>729551943JAV Code?
>>729555917reimu no diffs sadako, it's not even close
>>729555917They're gonna fuck you until you're dead.
>>729551943>haha, oh no a creepy ghost girl crawled up on top of my under the blanket while im sleeping naked, haha oh noooooo what do I do...
>>729546763>Leon S. KennedyCan he help me?
>>729550938>>729551631mother fucker I asked first.what did you think about the plot twist in loop? I'm half on half on if I like the book or hate it. It's some fun world building but his GF's son didn't need to fucking kill himself. shit's so fucking stupid. The second half was one of the worst shit I've ever read.>be in hospital>mom meets my friend in the hospital>catch them banging>i'm about to die from some whatever disease and my mom would rather fuck this guy>kill myself>mom completely forgets about me because she made another kid.imo Spiral > Ring >>>>>>>> Loop. I don't even think Spiral I'd recommend because it's just sci fi/biology info dump and less thriller. Not like Ring was even thriller anyways.... I just like how the author recontextualized every single plot point in each book without it feeling like complete bullshit.
>>729546763>Demon Lord of the Round Table>Knight Ace styleI'm absolutely fine
The... Soviet Union will protect me?
>>729557346he'd suplex sadako back into the tv while cracking a witty joke to calm your nerveshe's a good choice
>>729548440>the law is all that stops anon from rapingGood morning saar
>>729557346mysterious asian women, his one weakness...
>>729546763I'll probably be fine.
>>729557457I think it's pretty neat how it spins the twist in that>Sadako is just a supernatural being >Sadako is the next form of human evolution >Sadako is actually a computer virus.
Ugleh
>>729546763>my nigga in UnderrailI mean he's a psyker so maybe?
>>729548329>creator of Ringu was so asshurt at the plot of Girls' Last TourThat's absurdly specific lmao, like why would he care about Girls' Last Tour of all things? It's just an okay post-apocalyptic manga, I don't see how a man can get asshurt about it.
>>729546763Can she defeat Shadowfax, the Lord of all Horses?
>>729558706He liked the potatos and didn't want them to die. I'm not sure what is hard to understand. People write fan fiction all the time.
>>729546763>my witch from Hogwarts LegacyI feel confident in something enjoyable happening.
Get acid flasked idiot
>>729558706>>729558779>kills MC's gf son for the lulsman the japanese ALWAYS confuse the fuck outta me.
>>729551294The idea that a basic household ghost can destroy the world in an apocalyptic way if someone were mad enough to unleash her specific curse to infest a lot of people is fascinating to me. A pandemic of ghost curses.
>>729551943And then they ate each other out and sounded their pussies together for hours and hours, and then had magic grudge babies, the end
>>729559151That's pretty hot
>>729546763>Will from NiohOne full ki charge and her ass is gone
>kspGood fucking luck, I'm stranded on Eve
>>729547630You know how neets expect a woman to fall into their lap while staying unemployed and cooped up in their room all day? Sadako fits the bill where she literally comes out of your screen so it's appealing to themalso relatively featureless besides long hair (and if you ignore the actual rot) so you can draw her with whatever you like
Big G has my back.
this is official merch too lolmaybe it's like Taro or Squeenix where they dgaf and will pimp that IP for anything
sadako is a transvestite btw
>>729549232Only correct way to respond to kuchisake onna is "I'm gay"
>>729559437that's actually a really cool base with the VHS tape reelsalso>pink nailsyeah they missed the point entirely, just waifu bait now
>>729548210I appreciate you
>>729551801She pogging
>>729546763COME AT ME BROPLEASE, I CAN'T MOVE.
>>729551893its not that deep bro, she's just hot and i want my penis inside of her
>>729547630https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bO-NaEj2dQ0This sums it up
>>729559701>just waifu bait nowSUDDENLY
>>729546763>flamethrower trooper from halo 3 modded firefightDo guns work on sadako?
>>729548083Hearty kek
>>729559701they look pink from a distance but they're bloody and raw up close, it's a neat effect.
>>729559701Nah, I have figure. It's not pink nails. It has texture, so they're supposed to be ripped off.
>>729546763>DragonbornHe uses bend will on her and proceeds to fuck her
>>729560514>>729560896okay I stand corrected they got it rightI will now buy your figure
>>729546763Just gotta force her to where a VR helmet then data drain her ass.
>>729560896>>729560514this made me sad and persuaded me to fix her, save her and love herI am getting so murdered lol
>Hades 2I don't think she can do anything to a god
>>729561216>heart shapedit's as if she's throwing signals your way
>>729546763Only uncs still have vcrs
>>729546763I think I'm good
>>729562226She works via the internet too zoomie. Your ipad isn't safe.
>>729546763I'm going to kiss Sadako's toes
>>729555917Reimu has gone against shit lightyears ahead of Sadako
>gmod>press v>pick her up with the physics gun>ffplppfplpllflpez
>>729546763Kiryu will tiger drop her ass back into the tv
>Alan WakeI have a fair shot. Maybe he'll just write her out of the problem
>>729562383If Sadako possesses a phone, will she get stuck unable to fit through the small screen or will she get scaled to it, coming out really tiny?
>>729565810Win win either way. Another she won't get you at all or she'll go into a jar
>>729565810Sadako scales to whatever screen she comes out ofThat said she's also killed a shitload of people using phones and tablets in the newer sequels and she does it using other moves than her "crawl out of the TV" favoriteShe really likes crawling out of TVs but she can basically just kill anyone by looking at them so I think the TV thing is just aura farming as the kids say
>>729546948they redeem women now too?Saaaaar...
>>729565810The boring answer is that she'd probably just unnaturally contort her way out of a screen even if it was too small, but her getting stuck is cuter
>>729566149>Sadakonic brand TVhehe
>>729546763sequel henry will save me
>>729566251Urgh I could actually picture it>first just her hand comes out of the phone>then her elbow snaps and her arm squishes through>then you start hearing her ribs collapsing
>>729557518u gonna get sharon apple'd
>>729546763>Sadako is coming to kill your ass in 7 days.Someone's getting their ass killed, indeed.
>>729566992Smashes screen with forehead*
>>729549048This looks cute! Funny, even
>>729546763I haven't played games in about 20 years. I'm 40 now.
>>729569604>average /vpol/ thirdiehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5mW9St0QNs
Hey, Henry's come to save me!
>>729546763>reagant from outlast trialsSadako is getting 2 bottles thrown at her head
>>729546838fpbp
>>729546763>Jayden in a ShadowCat from MW5CSeyla. Well bargained and done.
>>729546763>Sceptyle from Mystery Dungeon Blue rescue team.How does pokemons fare against a ghostly entity?
>>729546838that's pretty gay, bro.
>>729555917I'm pretty sure she'll woop Sadako's ass like butter.
>>729546763>Doomslayer and me spitroasting Sadako
>>729546763idk but i think dealing with supernatural things are like normal to people of the wh40k universe
>Dig-DugOugh
>>729546763>Activates Sandevistan >when time returns to normal she finishes collapsing on the floor holding her bloody ass cheeks
>>729548235I mean, getting your throat cut or getting drowned in the toilet (with shit and piss) like if you were an bullied boy in a 90s high school movie is a very very painful way to go
>>729546763>TEAR THAT BLOODY KARKER TO PIECES!
>>729554192>fanfic interpretations giving her a sexy bodyIt was always canon
>>729575529Me on the right eyeing her boobs
>>729547630I recently had a wet dream where I raped a voluptuous venus body Sadako with the help of disembodied ghosts hands. The ghost hands pinned her down for me as I gave her a mating press and they even held her up so that I could fuck her in a standing doggystyle position and use her like a fannypack. Man those ghost hands were total bros.
>>729551327>when I found out the books aren't horror but some matrix-style scifi shitIt's both, but I'll admit it's more Scifi than horror. Annoyingly so sometimes. I've read the first 2/3 books and I can say that there were a couple of times in each I was tense and scared for the MC.>>729551294>Sadako is completely manageable and often losesmovies yes, books not really. She has what essentially is mind control and is able to do whatever she wants to you if you're near her and have watched the tapewhich is really problematic later on when she rebirths herself>Kayako. In-universe, she's completely unstoppableYeah. I've watched a lot of Grudge movies (Japanese and English) and from what I've gathered, if you enter the house at all, you're fucked. If you get in the way of her murdering someone who entered the house, you're fucked. I'll hand it to the Japanese though. She is genuinely terrifying. Her crawling down the stairs and the "death rattle" still creep me out to this day.semi-related :) https://files.catbox.moe/tcudi9.webm
>>729548049fake
>was playing warframe>playing fucking Nekros of all thingsGuess we're going to find out what happens when you soul punch a ghost.
>>729547630tragic backstory. yeah the curse is scary and evil but it's explicitly the product of all the shitty things that happened to her, so you can't help but think i could've helped her. if i had been in that theater or island or santitorum things woulda been different.
>>729547630Being able to control a thing, to understand it, is a way to remove the fear of it.
NOOOOOOO SADAKODON' T SUCK MY COCK, DON'T SUCK MY COCKNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>729547630>Oh noo a pale pretty chick only dressed with a tattered white cloth is crawling towards me>oooh I'm so scared
>>729576240>with the help of disembodied ghosts handsYou need to stop jerking off to eroge, anon.
>>729579053When you panic all rationality fly out of the window
>>729579713>When you panicIF you panic, that is.
Eyes wide, mouth agape, weird noise.Japanese "horror"There is nothing creepy or scary about this.
Does your souls get cursed if Sadako kills you? If not it would be a good way to kill yourself
>>729548329Based AU-GAWD. He's an honorary Undertale fan now.
>>729546763>Defect from Slay the SpireDepends on the deck I guess. If it takes too long to set up orbs I'm probably screwed.
>>729546763>Sadako is coming to kill your ass in 7 days
>>729555917>Reimu uses 'Brick'!
>>729548083Haven't laughed at a post this hard in ages.
I tries to get my wife to makeup like her and buy a black long wig and pretend she is busting through the tv so we have sex but she didn't. Lame ass minx
>>729546763Hinako from silent hill f. How appropriate. I’ll be fine
>quasimorphMerc eats everything in my house and then starves to death within the first two hours.
>picks up a gravestone and bludgeons Jobako to death with itnothin personnel
>>729546763As long as I have access to him for ~10-15 minutes before her arrival I'm good.
I think I'll be ok
>>729582850I enjoyed this game. I enjoyed it even more in eramegaten. Mass production shrine maiden sexo.
>>729546763>VeeShe'll trash that gonk for real
>>729546763>level 5 warband characteri am fuckedat least i get to have sex with my cute battanian pc
>navy seal going up against a little girlive heard of this before but its a green beret guy against her
>>729546763>Full squad of Helldivers rank 110 or higherYeah, we good
>>729546763>Space Marines 2They fight demons by the dozens, they should be able to handle one ghost.
>>729585092>>729584517>>729584257You guys are retarded, she is undead, incorporeal and has lethal magic powersAt least the spergs who picked JRPG or Warhammer characters were on the right track
>the entire force of the revived, super min-maxed Florence -> Tuscany -> Sardinia Piedmont -> Two Sicilies -> Italy -> Roman Empire -> Holy Roman Empire + all of its vassals (Scandinavia, mainly) and coloniesThat jap bitch is cooked.
>>729585250oh so point man can handle almas constant mind rape but cant do shit against sadako get the fuck out of here
>>729547630>All she does is make spooky noises and murder peopleAt least she's honest.
>>729585250I don't see how this is a problem for Night City Legend.
>Sadako creeps out of the Television>Slips on a banana peel>Goes flying into a handsoap dispenser>The collision knocks a lit lighter off a nearby shelf and down onto her>The explosion ragdolls her into a box of pepper>The sneeze is so loud it activates a hacked turret>The turret shoots her so viciously she runs into the next room>The next room has a bar of soap at the door>Sadako goes sailing out the airlock and into spaceI'm safe...
>>729569708Saar, that's like posting a picture of the most Detroit parts of Detroit or any picture of india.
>my Warframe/Tennoconsidering that they blast otherworldly threats to atoms regularly, I will be fine
>>729585560Kek
>>729546763What if you were playing as Sadako?
was the the ring vs the grudge movie any goodi found a subbed version but not sure if i sure botherI heard sadako fucking owns kayato the whole movie and if that's true that's boring
>>729586129How could a premise this retarded possibly be good?
>>729546763>Geralt of RiviaLiterally one of the few vidya characters that fucks up ghosts regularly
>>729586129Wasn't as good as Sadako vs Alien or Sadako vs Jason
>>729550858Kek
>>729586387What about Sadako vs Demon King Piccolo?
>>729546763>Cal Kestis from Jedi SurvivorDunno, maybe he can jedi mind trick her?
Happydako!
>>729546763>>729546763>>729546763>>729546763I think i'll be fine.
>>729587024>>729585206>>729574970If you think about it with the Emperor's Creed in your heart, blowing up the earth is a perfectly reasonable way to deal with Sadako
>>729565810If you had a tiny clone of Sadako, would you torture it?
>>729588091Nah, I'd buy a bunch of hamster equipment and watch her run on the wheel!
>>729576494>cute thing ruinded by some mumble rapEvery time. Can't just enjoy the music huh?
>>729546763Was playing some STALKER so I guess that'd be Strelok. Could be pretty interesting given what he deals with in the Zone. Then again the solution might just be dragging my ass into the zone and starting a new life.
>>729585364In fairness you don't actually save anyone from ghosts, you're just good at surviving it yourself.
>>729586610The force can probably deal with a ghost.
>LinkProbably catches her in a bottle or something.
https://exhentai.org/g/2531559/be8eb2f1c5/Thank me later, ghostfucker bros.
>A Roblox character Well shit
>>729546763>Juno from OverwatchFucked
>>729546763>Yuri LowellI'm fine and get to hang with a cool dood.
>>729546763My FUARKIN QUEEN can easily one-shot Sadako.
>>729546763>Sim 2 familyHuuuuuuh delete the tvs?
>>729546763>john nightreignhe might have to kill half my neighborhood to level up first but if he can dunk death rite birds I don't think a spooky ghost girl will be much of a problem
>>729559142Yeah
sadako is a guy btw
>>729589241She probably catches him like a re-dead
>>729546763>my op noitaRIP earth
>>729585560NEEEEENAAAAAA
>>729546763>Isabella from QuasimorphSadako is getting chopped off, then cannibalised to summon more sadako and repeat the cycle
>Sadako isn't even real>still manages to kill millions every eveningShe's too powerful..
>>729548282>homocidalWell not being gay is a start, I guess.
>https://store.steampowered.com/app/2382250/Seven_Nights_Ghost/Redeem
>>729591034Get out of here flattie
>>729546763>Emperor Joseph the Wise (my immortal, blind, one-legged Finnish man who became emperor of Scandinavia after converting to Christianity)Quite frankly he'd be useless, he lost on eye while being treated for cancer and another one when a little kid threw a rock at him
>>729547630A mystery for the ages
>>729547630Out of the two big Japanese ghost girls, Sadako's always been presented as the one characters in universe do find hot. Now the bitch from Ju-On, that's harder to argue.
>>729546763She may defeat my monster hunter character but can she beat the cock? Evil spirit or not, no one can beat the cock.
>Nuclear OptionSadako gets several AGM-68s wedged up her rear end from about several miles awayjust kidding my guy got shot down by one of sadako's IR SAMs before he even got close, those things do NOT fuck about
>>729561216>that shape and ratioJesus
>>729561216Goddamn...
>>729546763>T-72Adamn I'm getting turret tossed
>>729593756you think you get her by blowing up a house but then she crawls out of your radar display, she doesn't even need counter-air
>random bronze age hunter gatherer fuck that can summon badger and fox spirits on demand and has a banging quality copper woodaxe and two tin bronze arrows enchanted with partridge spirits >but also currently experiencing derealization from sheer loneliness and depression>perpetually high on shrooms to stave off total mental collapse and facilitate spirit summoning>also has an infected wolf biteI'm not gonna make it. I don't know Sadako lore but a wounded and insane bronze age mountain man probably isn't it.
>Sadako is coming to kill your ass in 7 days. The last video game character(s) you played as is going to try and stop her. How fucked are you?>the Hero from Peasant's QuestI am not fucked. She is fucked. And not just that, but pregnant too.
>>729585651>the world's second superpower>no better than India nor the worst parts of Detroit's ghettosYou seem to be entirely correct
>>729595895What game?
>>729597667Lawd Jesus
>>729598393Japanese Ghosts don't beleive in Jesus
>>729597667Damn GhostScare me?Get pregnant get pregnant get pregnantGhost creampie
>>729585952That's just DbD
>>729546763>"NOOOOOOOOOO, PLEASE DON'T SUCK MY COCK! DON'T SUCK MY COOOOOOCK!"Ahh post
>>729593578I'm scared stiff!
my god slaying titan in poe 2, i think im safe
>>729591904don't care still going to imagine her with a vagina and inflating until she explodes
>>729549232you can win by throwing candles at herbitches love candles
>>729562814Admin abuse
>>729546763>Level 30 Darktide Veteran with meta buildI can deal with daemonhosts just fine so she shouldn't be much different.>with with focus-fire>spam power sword energizes strikes to the head until dead
>>729546838wtf me too!
>>729576240This gave me an idea...
>>729548049False.But I wish.
>>729546763>France in Total war medieval 2 Is king Philip ready to sacrifice his countryman to protect me from a ghost lady
>>729546763Feelings are prohibited.
>>729602771>Med2He was going to sacrifice them anyway
i unironically think the pics where she tries to kill the person but gets raped in response are hilarious
>>729588091Is blasting her with cum every day considered torture?
>>729586129>was the the ring vs the grudge movie any goodIt' has nothing on Freddy vs Jason. The fight is too short and isn't a spectacle at all.
cher's got anon's back
>>729546763>scav girl from the forever wintermy money is on the psychopath murdercyborg
>>729576240Every single time I have a sexual dream I always, without fail, wake up right before I stick it in. This has happened to me like a dozen times in my life.
>>729586129see for yourselfhttps://archive.org/details/ringmovies
>>729608802same.
>>729586293And he specializes in figuring out curses, you're probably good.
>>729593096More like billions
>>729567679Best exorcist, also got a laugh out of how the spirits throw a shota ghost at him thinking he won't fuck it.
>>729558763No white or asian woman can beat a horse. I think we've all seen the relevant records.
>>729546763>Baba is Youaccidentally erasing myself from existence long before Sadako can get me
>Bayonettaif this ends in anything but a threesome I am disappoint
>>729546763What actual power does she have because otherwise its just a tiny japanese girl. She'll need have super strength or something. Fear isn't a power. >>729546838Unironically this.Just use this mindset for anything and you become fearless.
>>729613530Long-haired Bayo is so beautiful ngl
>>729613715She has all kinds of asspulled magical bullshit but her most consistent and threatening power is that she can simply will people to dieLike just go>hey bro your heart isn't beating anymore have fun lolI think it's biggest limitation is that she needs to make eye contact to do it - one of her victims blinded himself to avoid her, and when she caught up with him she healed his eyes and then killed him
>>729546763It's hilarious how so many incels missed the point of this character.>canonically mentioned to be hermaphroditic in the novels>Sadako in Japanese translates to "chaste child" (in reference to her inability to reproduce)>the intersex flag most prominently features a ring in its center
>My Hiddy in Nioh 2 with kurasigama ki break and purified grapple build.She so cooked.
>>729614168>he wouldn't stroke her cock as you fuck her pussy>he wouldn't go to the infertility clinic and pay for invitro to make her pregnant with your spermyou will NGMI
>>729613752hair down is the hottest and most feminine style for women
>>729575529>Doctor hit it, took a second look at her supposedly repulsive body, then killed herThis is genuinely a plot hole unless he was supposed to be gay and deranged
Two thicc ghost bitches.
>>729614038today I will remind them:this is the eye of a male crew member who had his eyelashes plucked and wore a wig because the actress playing Sadako didn't want her eye to look weird while looking for other acting roles
>>729614560time for them to be filled with whipped cream
>>729547630i wonder if people would have been posting similar things about Carrie if the internet had been a thing, or Carmilla or w/e
>>729589414yeah, that's the good stuff
>>729547550oh my fucking GOD
>>729614168the point is being a spooky ghost that kills you nobody cares about the backstory of horror monsters
>>729546763>just started an elden ring playthroughdo i get to grind all week or?
>>729548329>>729558779WTF I never finished Girls Last Tour and I'm glad. The author should KYS himself, why let them die??
>>729546763But what if I turn that Sadako into a Gladako?
>>729546763>Level 19 Sword Saint/Thug/Scaled Fist in Pathfinder KingmakerCurrently in the HATEOT and my MC just destroys every ghost he encounters with his large bastard sword enchanted with keen and ghost blade so I'm pretty good.
If I put a mirrior infront of the TV and then played the tape would Sadako curse herself?
>>729616045What part of "last" tour did you not get? It's right in the title. By the way every single person they meet dies too.
>>729547550I ain't clicking that shit
>>729551943Shit am I supposed to be scared?
>>729598525Some of them do, and that's why they were made into ghosts
>>729547550>random MEGA linkyea I'm not that stupid
>>729547630>>729548415>Why do men love monster girls?>The monster is on the outside.
>>729617112Are you stating being a ghost relies solely on the pre-ghost entity beleiving in christianity?
>>729546838MY IMMEDIATE THOUGHT!
>>729617001I don't know but in general when the main characters die in the end it's always bad, so I hate it
>>729617267No, I'm stating the Japanese used to kill Christian converts.
>>729614038Just close your eyes, nigga. Just don't look at the ghost lady LMAO
>>729616045They made it to the top of the ruins, only to find it's a blank snowy expanse - no food, no shelter, no survivors, and nowhere else to climb further, only the sky. They stare down across the horizon, discard their helmets, muse about being the last two people in the world. Chito briefly freaks out that they should have gone somewhere else, that she led them to their deaths in this stupid pointless climb in search of a haven that was never even there, that they don't even have enough supplies to get back down. Yuuri responds by throwing a snowball at her and telling her that she regrets nothing.So they eat the last of their food (this is treated as a minor miracle because they already thought they ran out but one more packet turns up when they're rooting through the bags), drink the last of their water, burn their remaining journal pages for warmth, then huddle together in the snow and JDIMSA
>>729546763>>729597667she looks like she enjoys hair pulling
>>729546763I will have to battle Sadako in Beatsaber. Actually that sounds pretty damn legendary. Bonus points if it's Sadako-Kayako merge.
AAAAHHHHHH! IT'S A CUTE LITTLE JAPANESE GIRL WITH PALE SKIN AND LONG BLACK HAIR!!
>>729617457Are there any recorded Christan Ghosts in Japanese lore?
>>729617936>cute girl touches you>get to die instantlyThis is a "horror" story.
>>729546763come get me bitch
>>729617617I just looked up some theory on reddit where they were uploaded into some shine I simulation. Despite not knowing what this is I will believe that now to make me feel better
>>729618174No idea, I don't know all that much about Japanese folklore, but I am interested to know the answer.
>>729618174damn that's actually an interesting question, wish i knew. the syncretization of 'hidden christian' beliefs is neat and you'd have to assume it spread into folklore too
>>729608802I pity you. Last sex dream I had I was Alex, Clover and Sam from Totally Spies at the same time. In a Jacuzzi.I don’t know if anyone else has ever been literally multiple people at the same time, and having sex between themselves, but it’s quite a unique experience.
>>729617936AHHHHHH YAMEROOOOOO DON'T SUCK MY CHINPO
>>729614038The fucked up photographies were a neat (and ominous) detail. It's like it's not even something she intentionally or even consciously does: It's more like it's "spooky radiation" from her curse that can be picked up by certain mediums or sensors.
>>729547550Holy shit my dick
>>729619261>I'm gonna give you a kissu! :3
>>729619313what this from, a tabletop game?
>>729617617>>729618541and just for the hell of it here's the abridged ending of Sadako at the End of the World (I cut out a silly final jump scare where Sadako implies she's going to kill the person reading the book to fit in the file limit), a sort of alternate ending to both the Ringu franchise and Girls' Last Tourwhere frankly something sad and existentially horrifying still happens, but it can also be interpreted as a nice thing that will make three sweet little girls who deserved more from life very happy forever and ever
COME GET ME BITCH
>>729618585>>729619017Gentlemn, it sounds like we have an avenue of research.
>>729548329Fucking based, little girls should be protected
>>729555917Sadako is like a generic enemy you kill in one shot to rey-moo
>>729619514eternal damnation has never looked this comfy
>>729614575Retarded question. Can eyelashes grow back?
>>729619514Wait... they still die here don't they?
>>72955155I knew something was wrongKayako > Sadako
>>729620120yeah but it turns out well for them
>>729620049yeah
i definitely noticed a revival of interest after hakushaku-sama caught on around 2015
>Elinshe wont be the first ghost I threw booze at and had drunken sex with
>>729619494It's a surprisingly well-made and based fanbook to the best TTRPG White Wolf ever released, Orpheus.It was basically about normies becoming recruits for a spooky X-Files in a normal world without vampires, werewolves or eskimoes, loosely built upon the ashes of the old Wraith RPG line.>mega[DOOT]nz/folder/P9E2WQhZ#98D5UFzD_gpj1ta9M3ZJ7Q
>>729546763I’ll be okay.
>>729546763Clive fucks her silly.
>>729547630she was a victim, it awakens the primal desire to protect thats in every man
>>729546763Ichiban and the gank squad. I'll be fine, I just need to make up a story about how cool niche forgotten Japanese horror stories are, give them a good gear item and some money at the end to finish my substory.
>>729546838
These are Japanese ghosts, anon. All you have to do to defeat them is be white man.
>>729546763Sadako was made for eating people
>>729546763Usually I'm pretty fucked in these kinds of threads, BUT NOT THIS TIME
