Calling it:>Rockstar will not release sales for as much time as possible>When forced to release them, they will push on the hyper success narrative and how "top of the charts" they are>Will claim the game to be played by billions of players despite being a console exclusive and total sales of consoles worldwide being extremely limited (you don't expect scalpers to buy a copy of the game for each console, do you?)>They will do everything in their power to hide the real budget of the game, the budget of marketing and the publisher cut>They will do absolutely everything to avoid publishing the target sales numbers after the Veilguard incident>They will try to damage control with "heh, we're making money from kids buying shark cards for online mode anyway", which will be raped and shattered by age verification >Will keep spamming about hyper success of gta6 and deflect any questions about meeting target sales or breaking even
I think on day one John GTA will jump off the roof of his skyscraper and scream "IT FUCKING BOMBED" on the way down.
>game set in the fucking SOUTH, where all the niggers are>game is about criminals and scum, who are all fucking niggers>racists still complain about there being niggers in this game about niggers from niggerlandthis is how i realised they're disingenuous. they don't care about accuracy or context or anything, they just fucking hate niggers.and i don't. i hate the woke and the fucking left but if any game in any place should be full of niggers it's this one so anyone who is mad about that is a fucking retard, and i hate retards most of all.
>>729575286>they just fucking hate niggers.>Suddenly
>>729575286Relax Jew, you can sit at the front of the oven.
>>729575170Just like with FIFA, most GTA players are normies. Whether you like it or not, GTA 6 is going to be a success.
>>729575286>I hate woke and the left >But I want games to be full of niggers Choose one
>>729575170Calling it nowCyber punk2077 was woke afNo headcanons or animations can change that fact
>>729575170Calling itOP will not take his schizophrenia medication and will continue to be haunted by his delusions until he dies
>>729576516Yasss qweeen, devs support trans and gay people by representing us!
>>729576640>It's based because of my headcanonLamooooooo
>>729576750>the main quest in the game I didn't play is your headcanon!
>>729575286Watch how the big bad will still be white.
>>729576963Too bad, wont happen. They're all outbreeding you. Get comfortable :)
>>729577048His spirit will rise once again and you will be exterminated once and for all. This is the last time you get to hurt White people, so enjoy it will it lasts. World War II never ended.
What sorta brain-dead underaged people make these threads?
Seeing all that brown same-slop pics, GTA:Delay will fuel the AI whining quite a bit
>>729576904>This random punk is actually a tranny >You actually help the character that's trans according to the Lore
>>729576963>franchise that is literally titled after the technical term for car theft>mad that people in it could be degenerates and criminalsjust play other shit. this series is not and never has been for you if those are your stipulations
>>729577152>It's just a random punk. No, it's one of the main quest characters you beat the shit out of with an interactive cutscene. >There is one tranny you helpThe one you're referencing is a race quest. You demolish the tranny in a race and get it's truck.
>>729577202>just play other shit.That's exactly what im saying though. That's what I will do. Because this game is full of gayniggers.
What the fuck is the point of a thread like this? Who makes these?>Uh, actually GTA is not a massively popular game, actually. They just pretend it isDo you really believe this?
>>729575286based retard hater
>>729577240>Character is trans in my mind that's why game is based>The one you're referencing is a race questYou literally drive her truck and help her take revange Lol, take your meds and stop spamming drag queerie
>>729576291lol
>>729577331>Uh, stop pretending star wars isn't THE biggest name in media>The acolyte will be successful
>>729575170I'm finna jack it to some negress ass when this comes out
>>729577405>You literally drive her truck and help her take revange Lmao no, that never happens. Unlike you, I actually played the game. >continues to try and claim Fingers is a perfectly normal punkI love watching you squirm, you know that?
>>729577424I don't even like GTA. It is funny how hard you are coping with shit like this, though. You already know it's going to be hugely successful so you are coping MONTHS/YEARS before-hand to try get ahead of the sales stats that you know are coming.>If I say they're fake now then it adds credibility to my schizo shit
>>729577481https://cyberpunk.fandom.com/wiki/The_Beast_In_Me>V accepts Claire's offer to be her driver during the street races. Claire says that there will be four races in total, and that the first one will start in the City Center district, followed by a race in the Badlands, then Santo Domingo, and a final round in Westbrook. When asked about a payout, Claire tells V that first place will receive some prize money, that they'll split equally. >But it's muh based because this character is a tranny in my head.
>>729577519>Too big to fail! Too big to fail! >Yeah as if we didn't see that happen before>UGH! PATHETIC COPE! YOU'RE COPING YOU'RE COPIIIIIING! Kek
>>729577439aryan-coded post
>>729577643Gta 5 sold 200 milion copiesRdr2 sold 80 milion Even if the budget is 2 billion they'll make their money back I'm not time
>>729577481>>You literally drive her truck and help her take revangethis literally what happens bro
>>729577623>Bunch of side quest street races >"YOU HAVE TO HELP THE TRANNY" >the mist disgusting queer looking character in the game >Uhhh, it's just a normal punk, chudLmao
>>729577719No, it doesn't. You just win a bunch of street races and get the truth as a prize after one of them.Said truck with a tranny flag was a holy grail of journos who were trying to giggle about "gamers" not being able to edit it out.
>>729577742>Okay who cares i was lying >This random character is a troon in my mind so the game is le basedKys retarded nigger.
>>729577835Learn to read/stop being dishonest >>729577623
>>729577910>Bunch of street races >YOU HAVE TO HELP THE TRAANNNY I actually played the game and you didn't.
>>729575286>they just fucking hate niggersyou don't?
>>729577858>Headcanon! Headcanon! I have eyes, anon.So do you. But you will keep pretending you don't because otherwise you can't convince yourself you're anywhere close to winning this argument.
Straight up not reading a single word in this thread and leaving. Never knew what it was about #chaos
>>729578047Thanks for the bump, gpt4!
>>729577961You are a lying faggotKys right now
>>729577623>"Win" car with troon flagstupid games stupid prizes
>>729578019And i used my eyes to actually read about the quest you stupid lying faggot
>>729578181>I didn't play the gameAs I have fucking said.
>>729578225>>729578162>Who cares i was lying just trust my headcanon
>>729575170I don't understand the appeal of GTA. It's literally just nigger simulator, and why would anyone want to be one?
I'm just realising now that anon probably bought his own cars to the races instead of driving hers. You didn't beat the game.
>>729578253>Nooo, the racing mini side quest is you avenging the tranny!!!
>>729578319It literally is, mr lying faggot
>>729578375>hey wanna race?>You drive the car you get from the start of the game and race >Side quest ends, you get a truck>"Oh btw thanks the guy we raced for helped me with my transition">Shoot the tranny to the face, check the flag on the truck and resume riding your original sweet ride, forgetting about it forever>Trannies in 4chan consider it a woke success story
>>729578549You are lying yet again lmaooooLooks like you didn't play the game either... Should've stuck to that anime cope
>>729578823>Accuses anone of lying after calling this thing >>729576640 "just a normal punk"
>>729579072That's his headcanon +>>729577240>The one you're referencing is a race quest. You demolish the tranny in a race and get it's truck.LIE
>>729575170This will be the most American GTA ever. Looking at it it captures the true American culture and spirit.
>>729578306There is a reason wh GTA is mostly popular in the USA.
>>729575170Do you really think this game isn't gonna sell well? If you told everyone they can only buy one game for the rest of their lives, 90% of people are gonna wait until gta6 is out.
>>729575170So they're going to do what literally every single company does? Either way it will break records and will be the biggest game ever released so keep coping.
>WAHHH, stop saying it could fail!Cultists are a strange breed
>>729579772It's just annoying and retarded>Biggest game of all time will fail because of the woke
>cp2077 is wo-ACK!!
>>729579864>https://cyberpunk.fandom.com/wiki/Finn_Gerstatt>Fingers is an eccentric ripperdoc, living in Japantown, Westbrook in 2077. He dresses up in sexually suggestive garments, sporting a leather collar around his neck, a cropped mesh tank top, panther shorts, pink slippers, an entire arm covered in marks of kissing lips and a bite mark on the other arm, an assortment of gaudy bracelets, rings, and long fake nails. He also wears a utility belt with disinfectant around the side of his hip. His clinic is located on the second floor of a run-down flophouse in a back alleyLOl >But he's trans in my mind!!!
>>729580067>describes a tranny>BUT IT'S A HEADCANONPick one
>>729580158>He is trans in my head !!!!!!!
>work on the most hyped media product for a decade>okay people, is it ready?>yes sir>are we sure? once we give people the release date there is no going back>don't worry, it's ready>trailer 1 is released>a months pass>game is suddenly delayed>WTF YOU SAID IT WAS READY>haha my bad but it's ready now i'm sure>new release date>and another delay>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>729580067This. Fingers is a totally normal person and dresses and acts like an average person.
>>729579848>Stop saying the biggest ship of all times (until next press buzz at least ) could sink because of icebergs and idiots at the wheels!
>>729580352>idk what degenerate punk is >>729580534Lol get fucked, nigger
Thread makes you think Circlejerk is not sending their best?You are wrong, that IS really the best they have lol
>>729580582>it's just a normal punk in a setting where where all other punks are cool and edgyHoly fuck the cope
>>729575170I can't wait to explore a modern day city with nothing to do and only 2 clothes shops to visit with a selection of 3 clothing types whilst having nothing else to spend money on. Wow so atmospheric.
Has anyone ever really had fun playing these games pure? No mods or cheats?
>>729575286Imagine unironically calling people racists whilst being a male. Do you talk like this in real life?
>>729575286sounds like you have a fetish for black people and can't wait to jump into this world
>>729575286>>729575286What's funny is that in the current political climate, these same people would be complaining if, in this game about crime, all those thugs, criminals, and lowlifes were portrayed as white.
>>729575170>flee from police>turn around corner>it's a pride parade>run over the rainbow>get banned for hate crimes>cops show up at your house>all devices seized>brought before court>sentenced 3-5miss me with that
>>729581204>flee from police>turn around corner>it's a pride parade>run over the rainbow>get banned for hate crimes>cops show up at your house>all devices seized>brought before court>sentenced 3-5>all that before even starting GTA6ftfy
>>729580982>HE IS TRANS IN MY MIND SO CP2077 IS BASED
>>729581350>A mentally ill man wearing a skirt isn't a tranny!!!!
>>729581398>A mentally ill man isn't mentally ill!!!
>>729581398>He is tranny in my mind >FORGET ABOUT ACTUAL TRANNY YOU HELP IN THE GAME
>>729575170What makes you think that the game that sells a lot because of normalfags and niggers will sell bad for focusing on normalfags and niggers?
>>729581505>Racing side quest where nobody ever mentions a tranny until the very end is helping a tranny!>WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU SHOT XER IN THE HEAD AND FORGOT ABOUT THE TRUCK EVER EXISTING???>WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF A TRANNY FREAK DURING THE MAIN QUEST?????
>>729581604How many people own a ps5?
>>729581672>DUDE A QUEST ABOUT HELPING A TRANNY MEANS NOTHING lol Keep coping You got butthurt and made another thread
>>729581839>DOOOD WE FORCED THE DEVS TO HIDE A TRANNY IN THE GAME AGAINST THEIR WILL>ITS A TOTAL WOKE WIN
>>729581904>>DOOOD WE FORCED THE DEVS TO HIDE A TRANNY IN THE GAME AGAINST THEIR WILL>Helping the LGBTQ+ in sidequests is fine and based That's pretty woke of you
>>729582082>
>>729581717Mostly normalfags and niggers, so you can expect a good attach rate for the nigger console
>>729582221It's mostly scalpers though, who actually have trouble selling the consoles off due to no games.
>>729582082All i can see is that LGBTQ+ character creator, gay romance and Helping troons is pretty based
>>729582264>scalpers buy new GTA so they can sell their shelved PS5 as a bundleImagine
>>729582361Who would pay $120+$500+tip for ONE GAME?
No chuddie, GTA will not flop. Find something else to cling on to.
>scared industry drones trying to hold back the avalancheLove to see it
>>729575170They'll sell 5 million copies minimum in the first month, you might not believe it, but there's people seriously thinking of buying a whole ps5 just to play this single game on release.
AAAA btw, cope
>>729575170>crime simulator>nigs front and centerWhat exactly are these "anti-woke" people so upset about?
How many rupees per reply sirs?
>>729582124All i can see is that LGBTQ+ character creator, gay romance and Helping troons is pretty based
>>729575170This being stuck on ps and xbox is hilarious. t2/rockstar games literally have to sit there and watch like cucks that xbox is dipping out of the industry and marketing pc/mobile/tablets/pc handhelds
>729582281>729582892>No I am not mind broken by chuds enjoying cp2077 and shitting on kcd2
>>729575170this will either be a skip or a pirate for me. gta 5 had such bad online features that I can't imagine 6's will be worth buying for.
GTA6 at this point is too big to fall.Last GTA i had fun was 4.
>>729575286>game about niggers from niggerlandwhy not set it somewhere else or in the past like VC did?
>>729582678They need to sell 35mil JUST to break even at $100 price point.
Funny that same people insisting to push token nogs into games will not simply switch settings and make GTA:Nairobi or some shit
>>729583110They'll sell 35 million within 3 weeks.
>>729575286>Thing is about a thing specific group doesn't like.>Specific group won't like it.Why do people use mental gymnastics to try and find contradictions where there aren't any?
>>729583110They'll sell millions of copies easily, I don't know for sure if they'll sell 1 billion dollars worth of copies tho.They put themselves in that ditch, but unless they make the third coming of christ, I don't know if they'll be able to break even.
>>729583260There isn't 35mil consoles in hands of players.
>>729583110GTA 5 makes its money from shark cards. Unless rockstar suddenly hates money they will have the same kind of shit for their online mode.
>>729583110They are releasing multiplayer with shark cards or whatever the equivalent is. They will make 1000x in returns when online opens.
>>729575170>zoomer newfaggot living his racist incel fantasiesKek. It's not being made by Ubisoft. I don't think Rockstar Studios has even made a single bad game
>>729583505more than 100 mil PS5 and XBOX combined + PC port after a year
MUH CAAAARDSInb4 account hack, lol
>>729582964Not him but i do like CP2077 and KCD2.
>>729583589>Age verification Oh no!
>>729582964>CP2077 Is based heh
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/3GIk_knGWafg02u12UasVA/stop replying to spam
We had 5 bg3 threads today.>>729584162
>>729575170nah
>>729575170No, they will sell gangbusters. Kids and turd worlders love gta as it's their little power fantasy, it is THE game they will buy to the detriment of all else including sportsball game
>>729576479You want the niggers doing nigger crimes to be caucasian?
>>729584951I don't want niggers.Simple as.
>>729579772It could fail. Yellowstone also could erupt and destroy the world as we know it tomorrow, but there is a tiny chance of it happening
>>729584516>We had threads about video games!!yeah god forbid
>>729582434Anon...
>>729585327You spam shilling the same flop and then crying about people hating it is not "talking about videogames", shitmod.
>>729575286>they just fucking hate niggersYou don't? Especially after everything that's happened this year(and the year before and before and before and so on)Nigger Exhaustion is real. They made people go from Fatigue to Exhaustion in record time.
>>729575170>mfw I remember the kids who were hyped about this two years ago.It's like HL3 and DNF all over again.
>>729575170>sequel to one of the best selling games ever will sell well>people on /v/ will complain that Rockstar isnt giving a daily update to sale figures>people on /v/ will post steam charts despite the game not coming out on Steam at release>when game finally is released on pc and has half a million to a million concurrent players on steam, people on /v/ will cope and claim that means it only sold 500k copies.All because a pride flag in a trailer
