I know that you agree that the game does at least do some things quite well like the characters, waifus, lore and the world, but why do you not consider it to be GOATed? What would need to be done to it to elevate this game to a point where /v/ will embrace it? Does the Batman detective sense have to be removed? Does it need proper RPG mechanics? Does it need more depth gameplay wise?
I'm not reading all that
Why do westerners need to make the waifus all look like square faced, stern prostitutes who are clenching their jaw at all times instead of making a single cute face?
>>729576740"Square jaws or square faces" or whatever you call it have been a part of western beauty standards in both men and women since BC. I'm talking about ancient Greek and Roman times. Same goes for a prominent and straight nose bridge. If you are a white western person, and you're not attracted to the women in OP's pic and something like this ancient statue depicting the ideal beauty of a woman from the Roman Empire, it probably means you're brain has been calibrated differently (most likely due to consuming Asian entertainment) to be attracted to probably Asians aka yellow fever, aka flat faced faces with no prominent features. That or I've also seen people being more attracted to more Semitic features like a slight aquiline nose, but I doubt that in this case.
>>729576627they could start by making the combat better, it's easily the worst thing about the witcher games.
>>729576627The movement fucking sucks, that's my biggest complaint
>>729576627The combat was way too trash for the time it released
>>729576740Because white women look like this and that's a good thing
>>729576627>What would need to be done to it to elevate this game to a point where /v/ will embrace it?The whole North vs Redania thing needed to be redone.Geralt spends the previous game trying to clear his name from assassinating a monarch, and all of a sudden he's down with killing Radovid in this game?
>>729576740Female celebs in the east all have prominent jawlines.
>>729577840Wrong, that's a korean thing, most asians don't have jaws like this
>>729577840>celebsI thought we were talking about videogames?
>>729577508>>729577598What similar games at the time (open world, medieval fantasy setting) had better combat?
>>729578539Dragon's Dogma was older nad had way better combat
>>729577917the one unique trait koreans have and they want to cut it away due to cosmetic surgery psyop. sad.
>>729578627Do you think Dragon's Dogma's combat would fit in The Witcher's world?
>>729576627so are they making another DLC or not
>>729576740Why do ugly Asian insects reply to threads for humans? Is it because I did this? Is that why you replied two minutes into this one? It's almost like you're an ugly sub-human, and you don't even have intelligence. You have nothing.
>>729577727Wasn't one of the points of the earlier games that neutrality has its price?
>>729576740Ciri is cute and Triss with Yenn are hot so not sure why you are asking this in a witcher thread
>>729579325It's because he's>short>ugly>two digit IQ>every thread he has open is within the bounds of the filtered/ethnic section of the boardI know why he did it, even if you don't. You know what that means? The yellow demons don't even like themselves.
>>729576740and then the only time they smile is when they are being smug
>>729577727That plot is just very weak overall. Geralt gets wrapped into this because "Triss and Yen are in danger", but Yen literally teleported to a different continent at one point, this whole thing about the mages being stuck in Novigrad is poorly thought out, they could just teleport out of there.
>>729579650Magic in Novigrad is tightly controlled by the Church. And even if it wasn't, a lot of mages cannot do what Yen and Triss can do. Also, isn't teleporting seen as something very dangerous? I remember in, I think the Witcher 2, you could switch some stone on a teleport device and get Sile blown to pieces
>>729579506Holy incel alert
>>729576627Having at least decent writing in gigantic amounts. Even a quite pissant sidequest will usually interest me for a few minutes and will not make me cringe. It will have some ancillary plot or thematic tie-in with the main quest, it will have believable worldbuilding and characters. It will feel like an adult taking their job seriously wrote it.
>>729579916Maybe yeah most of the other mages are weak shitters who can't teleport, but Yen was able to teleport in and out of a prison where mages were being held, so I don't think the church can do shit against powerful mages.In any case I think Geralt would try to convince Triss to leave on her own, or even knock her out and carry her out of there, before he would get involved with assassinating a king.
>>729580149Is this a critique of the game or the source material as well?
>>729578886Yes but it won't be what you'd like it to be instead you'll get a few quests (for $30)of fanfic made by current day all-female dev team explaining how ciri became witcher and why you should pre-order witcHer 4.
>>729581821I wanna say it's not true, I don't wanna believe it, but I think this is close to the truth. Having said that, The Witcher is so popular, Chuds will not win this war around this game. It will succeed
>>729576627What's one witcher girl you wish you could've fucked?
>>729582182None of them, because I'm too busy killing Chinks and Gooks. Nobody is being spared.
>>729582253Seek help
>>729582182ciri (within marriage) !
>>729582182Tomira, those twin sisters, Cerys, Margarita, Anarietta
>>729582546Don't be greedy! only one.
>>729582182Sile, but she probably got raped every single minute of every single day in those prisons in 3 by the witch hunters
>>729582837>she probably got raped every single minute of every single dayWhat are the odds this happens to all the sorceresses?
>>729583250>What are the odds this happens to all the sorceresses?I don't know, but I think (hope) a lot. If I could join these bad boys, I would have
>>729576627Soulslike gameplay would be a tremendous improvement. Stone me to death but that's my strong belief. It wouldn't be just the gameplay; the level and boss design would change to coincide with soulslike mechanics tooI would leave anything atmosphere and open world design untouched. Few games can achieve the atmosphere that you see here. Both grim AND dreamy landscapes (I fucking love toussaint) are very well done
>>729583423Best bitch to rape?
>>729583430>Soulslike gameplay would be a tremendous improvementThat would just feel bad now if they did this for the new game I feel. It would just be such a blatant, unoriginal idea
>>729583752Who the fuck cares about originality I want the gameplay to be solidIn fact, that was probably their thought process when making TW3 and even 2 "we don't want to be like dark souls, we're doing something more original" and then you end up with that clunky shit
>>729583698I say yen she would probably like it.
>>729582182The cutie housemaid that Dandelion was dating.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPV_43AqGRA
>>729584881The blonde who sings is hotter. She is possible the hottest girl in the entire series
>>729583920Because the Soulslike subgenre is the most recent trend in vidya. It just would feel wrong if they turn the game into a soulslike game. There's a shit ton of games out there that it has literally become a genre of its own. I would argue that 3's gameplay is just this generic dodge and hit combat, which is sufficient enough for me. I don't play The Witcher for the amazing in depth combat. I just go there to see the pretty graphics, the sometimes pretty damn good writing, the characters and hot women
>>729585980This is my favourite Geralt quote. >Yellow is yellow.>Chinese, Korean, SEAnigger>If I'm to choose between one yellow and another, I'd rather not choose at all.
>>729586673Are you ok?
>>729582182All of them, including iris.
>>729586124For me it's Corrine.
Theyre all hot so its hard to pick.
you spend the majority of the game being an errand boy bringing things to people so they can tell you bits and pieces of a mystery>where is ciri>idk maybe dandelion knows>where is dandelion>do these errands for me and then I'll tell you>ok I did them where is dandelion>idk maybe the dreamer woman knows>ok where is the dreamer woman>idk maybe Zoltan knows>ok where is Zoltan>idk maybe Triss knows>Hi Triss where is Zoltan>help do this thing and we'll go see himit's like a giant game of telephone
>>729587131you off your meds?
>>729588368>you spend the majority of the game being an errand boyThat's like 75% of games
Could she play a good triss?
>>729576627i miss pre 2012 propganda law gaming when people righfully viewed the witcher 2 as an 8/103 is like a 6 lol
>>729576627I've seen people use these characters multiple times now as examples of how women should look in games compared to how they look now and it just boggles the mind. Four has a total chad jaw, 1 has ugly sharp features, 5 has a swollen face. I'm not someone who usually complains about these things, quite the opposite, I can't see what's wrong with say Jesse from Control that isn't wrong with these.
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>>729576740Because white women have stronger facial features, and the hottest women on the planet have it even stronger than averageAnime has melted your brain's facial recognition and appreciation ability beyond repair.The issue with modern girl design in games is rarely the "manjaw" you retards focus on so much, the problem is often other facial features you are too faceblind to notice.
>>729582182Not her.
>>729589683Refer to >>729590520Her nose could be smaller and less wide and go lower towards her lipsHer chin a bit sharperMake these 2 fixes and she becomes a babeYen, Ciri, Triss, they are masterclass in hot woman designs in different waysAlso that image of Anna Henrietta isn't her best, that's a bad angle.
>>729590235It's been a slow thread all day. It's bound to die
>>729589683Imagine comparing this to OP's pic...
>>729587461Good choice.
>>729592545
>>729593020I genuinely cannot see how one is more egregious than the other. Besides that left is wearing blusher, and is more "sex coded" in a way I guess? Looks more slutty? I'm grasping to be honest. Not more attractive though.
>>729590649wife.
>>729596109*ahem*
>>729576627>voiced protag>every dialog is a cutscene>hmm, my medallion is trembling... better use my Witcher Senses™ to follow this trail>it's pretty good but it's also pretty gay sometimes
>>729577532this, stumbling around with momentum after stopping mid run is not fun and the jumpsquat latency is unacceptable. There also isn't a single consistent quick attack that doesn't have some kind of flourish so random wolves easily take a bite out of Geralt while he winds up his faggy little pirouette.
>>729589154Maybe
>>729590520>Keira Knightley
>>729597927She is VERY skinny.
CDPR should've really buffed the crossbow to make crossbow builds viable even on deathmarch. Crossbow in vanilla game is only used to kill underwater enemies or to nail aerial ones. On land crossbow is useless as fuck compared to awesome bombs.
>>729590520 This. Anime has tricked half the internet into thinking every attractive woman has the facial structure of a porcelain doll with zero variance. Real women-actual hot ones-have structure, definition, depth. Look at literally any high-end model or actress and tell me they’ve got flat babyfaces. You can’t. The manjaw meme is cope for people who haven’t interacted with women outside of stylized AVIs and gacha games.
>>729599404so true. women with robust facial features mog every other woman
>>729598225>>729577532they added an alternative movement response in a patch like 9 years ago, anons...
>>729599552westoid video game women definitely don't look like that. I don't really care about the jaw structure, your picture looks gorgeous, but you can have that jaw and still be ugly as fuck
>>729599552She was hot in mission impossible
>>729600234Yes, this is where we are getting atYou can have a jawline and be a hot woman, when people spam about manjaws they are missing the real problem, which comes from other facial features.
>>729576627Witcher 3 was my favorite game until Cyberpunk 2077 released. there are good games and great games, but Witcher and Cyberpunk are mandatory. If you are alive and havent played them, you need to. And if you dont like them I think there is something wrong with you and i immediately distrust your ability to evaluate reality. that is as "goated" as it gets.
>>729600607>favorite game until Cyberpunk 2077KYS shill
>>729576627>dog shit RPG mechanics>dog shit combat>dog shit open world>dog shit pacing>Linear and story focused gameThese are the reasons I will never consider it a great game. I can enjoy it as a movie game, the same way I can enjoy a movie at the theaters.
>>729578790Many times when I was fighting human(oid)s in Witcher 3, I thought to myself I wanted to grapple, pin, or throw people like you can in DD.
>>729600354The people posting about "manjaws" are, universally, malnourished and disfigured third worlders with no chins and shitass jawlines, to a man. Literally every single post about the topic is made by such creatures. They genuinely believe a woman not being a malnourished freak is somehow odd, because they've never seen a woman that wasn't forced to live on a dystopian third world diet and had proper bone growth.
>>729600607That you even put a trashfire like CP in the same category as Witcher 3 speaks of your absolute lack of taste.
>>729600236debicki was in mission impossible?
>>729600354this
>>729601554My bad it's vanessa kirby.
>>729576675fpbp
Need some potions?
bump.
>>729601554I think he got confused with that dogshit movie, Tenet
>>729606158no just autism.>>729601874
>>729586249So, 1-up Souls. It only has light-heavy (2 buttons 3 deep is 8 combos). Do 3 buttons 3 deep (27 combos).
>>729595426Right has a longer face; it looks unnatural.
>>729595426How is right at all comparable to left? Come on, dude.
>>729582182
>>729607495I made her queen, i wasn't going to do that to her.
>>729597927Poor thing :(
>>729601009Seems to me you went it wanting to hate it, I played 3 before and the second time fell in love with it and the story all over again. You really need it to grab you, and when it does its so fucking worth it.
>>729607386True, it looks ugly.
>>729606158debicki would be great as a witcher sorceress.
>>729576627really it just needs more interesting combat. I can live with the batman vision following footsteps stuff because tracking shit is just a power witchers have and that's the easiest way to implement it. the combat is passable once you mod the game to have more skill slots and cheat in all the abilities that add functionality to your moveset, but it still isn't very involved once you do that.
>>729609236>skill slotsThis is easily the worse part about the combat, the whole point of the wolf school is balance. i want to have a bit of everything.
>>729609813>have to invest more than half your skill slots just to have every alternate sign and the signature sword spinning technique of the witchersshit drives me crazy. god forbid you ALSO want to be able to use potions without overdosing instantly.
>>729610016It's LITERALLY this image. i hate it
>>729609813>>729610016>>729610305This is why RPG elements are cancer in action games. Proper progression should come from player skill in the ability to juggle all these options well, not from finally unlocking the ability to do something you should have been able to from the beginning.
>>729610859>This is why RPG elements are cancer in action gamesThe witcher is an rpg series.
>>729610859cmon man unlocking moves for your moveset is action game 101. problem is that unlocks are a limited resource in TW3, not that they exist.
>>729609050Could work.
