A scientific study shows that Nintendo games have a powerful effect on the brain. They literally make you happier and fight burnout. They're like brain medicine.
>literally a millennial manchild pacifier
>>729577535>you will eat the bugs, live in the pod, work 8-20 and play your bing bing wahoo>and you will be happy!
>>729577535For me its only in my masturbation sessions with Nintendo characters.Ashley.InklingBaby PeachBaby RosalinaGoblin Midna.
>>729577637fippy bippy
>>729577535I don't even need to look this up to know that Nintendo funded this "study".
>>729577535/v/ will seethe but it’s true. I’ll play a Nintendo game as a “palette cleanser” after I’ve played some overly long, grindy, shitty game. It always brings my spirits back up.
>>729577535So it's a combination of childhood nostalgia (as long as you had a good one lol) and the notion of colorful, cheery, happy, upbeat games makes you feel happy.Fuck you can probably achieve the same thing by playing something like Katamari, as long as you don't rage at the timer.
>>729577535https://games.jmir.org/2025/1/e84219/
>>729577535>>729578095You are worthless, retarded corpocattle>>729578174has this study considered the possibility of tendies experiencing childlike wonder because their mental age is that of children?
>>729578174the fuck is "childlike wonder"? sounds like pedo soma shit
>>729577535We already knew this. It's why snoy are so bitter and obsessive.
>>729577637>sitting depressed alone in a room>smell of cigarets and booze fill it>shit posting on video games forums is social life>hates every single game he plays and that will come out>"at least I'm not happy playing games'
>>729578108Yeah, or Viva Pinata. That study isn't really about Nintendo, but they're the main ones making the lighthearted cheerful and colorful games nowadays.
>>729578379what went wrong in your life that led you to become a subhuman corpo cocksucker?
Yeah Nintendo gets itThe gaming industry has lost the plot. It's not supposed to feel like a second job or 110% effort sweat performance like live-service or soulslike. It's supposed to be fucking fun.
>>729577971>>729578174>No external financial support or grants were received from any public, commercial, or not-for-profit entities for the research, authorship, or publication of this article.
>>729577637>article literally mentions young adults>zoomcuck projecting and deflecting as usual
>>729578379lol what a retarded nigger thing to say
>>729577864saved the best for last at least
>>729578630>coping this hard It’s ok to be a child brained retard anon, at least be honest about it and how much pussy you’ll never get
>>729578541
>A scientific study shows that games have a powerful effect on the brain. They literally make you happier and fight burnout. They're like brain medicine.fixed
>>729578517Media in general should inspire people it's why Bard type classes typically buff your party.
>>729578630ninsloppa is millennial coded quite literallykeep seething unc
>>729577535
How much of this is just people who don't gaf about social norms being happier for it?
>>729577535NO THAT'S LE HECKIN; EBIL, WE NEED TO STOP THIS NOOOOOOOW
burnout from what? they don't do anything
>>7295797644chan can't comprehend doing something without the approval of its faggot hivemind as they're more worried with fitting in
it's true
>>729578458>"at least I'm not happy playing gamesPeak /v/
>>729578379>Sony devs literally don't like to use the word "fun"*crack* *sip* Ahh... Yep.
You can just go outside and look at bugs doing weird shit 24/7 if you want to experience childlike wonder
>>729579764>>729579935Feel free to leave if you don't like it.
>>729583372I heard they got rid of outside in 2020.
>>729583372If you do that some zoomer will record you and post it to tiktok
>>729577535Nintendo's manchildren experiment continues.
>>7295837032020-2022 may have been the best years to be outside this millennium. All the normies were hiding inside.
>>729579935>>729583492This is literally an elementary school peer pressure conversation, plus accurate rebuttal from retards with the mental capacity of actual elementary schoolers.
>>729577535Where's the study that explains why nintendies are pedos?
>>729578174>now they have studies that prove Nintendo's slop is made for toddlers
>>729584385Why would you want to read a work in progress?
/v/ puts down the latest Gears of War just long enough to tell a guy playing a Mario game he is a corporate whore.And yes, the context is accurate whichever way you read that sentence. Take your faggot asses back to Re.ddit.
>>729579109
if you took a look at tendies in this board, you'll see their only source of happiness is being good little corposlave livestock, and playing nintendo games (which they don't have the mental capacity to actually enjoy) is part of that
>>729584656lol
>>729584879good or bad games doesnt matter, it only matters how much they sell. If prime 4 was selling far better than anyone expected you bet there would be tendies saying all the haters were wrong
>>729585059Kek the schizophrenic tendie still hasn't recovered from being exposed as an old fart.
>>729577535literally a fucking cult
>>729578174>childlike>childlike>childlike>childlike>childlike
>>729584656>becoming grandparents
>>729577535Well, that would explain why the rest of the gaming populace seems more miserable and bitter by comparison.
>>729585565Tendobomination
Uh oh! The brazillian is having a melty!Get your hugable companions so you can relax.
>>729585253The point is that birthrates are plummeting. Guess who's responsible for it HUH https://www.timesofisrael.com/jewish-feminist-beate-sirota-gordon-changed-womens-rights-in-japan-forever/
its true
>>729585624>>729585780>I LOVE BEING MINDLESS CONSOOMERCATTLE, BING BING WAHOOOOOpipe down, slaves
>>729577637You know youre still playing with whats essentially a toy right?
>pedo gramps is here
>>729585780Why is this bad? Its pretty normal to have other gaming merchandise. I used to have an Xbox shirt I wore. Can you enjoy anything or are you just perpetually angry?
>>729585565The lack of self respect here is disgusting.
>>729586121snoys love their shapes
>>729586121xe's mad over other people not being mindless nintendosheep
>>729578095Nintendo games are fun and bright, theyre not too stressful or hard. Maybe a bit challenging at the most, so I can see their point. When I think of Nintendo, I think of fun and something to turn your mind off to. I'll use my Xbox for fps,rpgs, and other games.
>>729585780Huehuehue nois ama Nintendo!https://youtu.be/eefJD17OI9w?si=eXd5By_hrIuxG3iW
>>729578108I had snes, Nintendo 64, game boy og, Gameboy color, etc. I did grow up with Nintendo, and it gave me happy memories and games that were memorable and fun. It may be nostalgia for some, but I can't hate on Nintendo. They make fun games, I got caught up playing Zelda on a switch.
>>729586213no one cares about your worthless consomer axewound measuring contestgo fellate a corporation or whatever it is you literal subhumans do for fun
>>729578268>actually enjoying videogames means you are cattleLol you guys are such miserable pricks
>>729586591Pray to your shapes that the PS6 isn't delayed or costs $1500.
>>729586591>Exclusive KEKAROOOOO
>>729586712>>729586591Why are you so mad that people enjoy things? I even have old resident evil figures dude.
>>729577535Not into most Mario games but most Yoshi games are kino.
>>729577535Gee i wonder who funded this scientific study.Ironically of all the games i play the most relaxing genre to me are Driving games.Mario just feels like another skill based game barely relaxing at all especially in later levels.I still enjoy it but its not exactly a relaxing game.
>>729587109>>729578541
>>729586712>my corposlop for cattlle is okay because the other subhuman trannies also have corposlop for cattlehave you considered hanging yourself?
>>729586553What is this gay shit?
>>729586836What a fucking hipocritical faggot.
>>729577535I already knew this, specially when you play with friends or your girlfriend. As oppose to westoid shit making me angry for all the woke propaganda.
there's something depressing about sitting by yourself playing Nintendo games, which is probably why /v/ hates them now.You pretty much need to have friends or family.
this is true, i almost quit gaming until i played some mario
>>729577535I cannot fathom having low enough iq to be entertained by children's platformers
When I was in uni there was a group of maybe a dozen people called Miyamoto's Samurai that posted pro-Nintendo posters all over campus and staged a protest against Astrobot. The members all seemed a bit odd. I miss weird uni people.
As far as I know this is called escapism.
>>729578458>It's either this or being a bing bing wahoo retard with an SMB 1-1 roomYeah, I guess I prefer being like this
>>729585565But hey, at least he is happy playing Nintendo games, lol.
>>729586553So the memes are true then, tendies are just manchildren after all, lulz.
>>729577730you are trying way to hard, dude
>>729577637geg Nintendo adults btfo
>>729592307sharty lost btw
>>729577535>The biggest Nintendo haters I know are all mentally unstable and cripplingly depressed behind the scenesThey might be onto something I don't know
>>729577637That's.... Not what pacifiers do.
>>729577971>Nintendo>funding anything
>>729583372Shit is boring.
>>729586121>Its pretty normal to have other gaming merchandise. I used to have an Xbox shirt I woreAnon, you know xbox isn't exactly normal either, right?Look at gaming merch for any other company, not just Nintendo, and look at how many of them are just the company name or a logo associated with it.It's just them, everyone else focuses on the charactersMario shirtsMega Man figuresDark Souls statuesBut MS and Sony only make face button shit, xbox x shit, just the word PlayStation across a plain blue shirt. It's like turning their customers into walking advertisements. If you buy that crap you deserve to be made fun of.
>>729592795shalom
>>729578174>ChildlikeReally explains the Tendies doesn't it
>>729593667>thinking nature is boring means you hate itOf course a jew would twist someone's words.
>>729578268>has this study considered the possibility of tendies experiencing childlike wonder because their mental age is that of children?Of course not because then they'd be angry Nintendo was even mentioned.
>>729586591Those are something an adult would use but the snoy toy is just infant blocks :P
>only nintendo games do this, nobody else makes you happy, no other games can ever be goodStrange, I guess the fun i had playing games like Pizza Tower and Hollow Knight was just pretend? Not like a game journalist would ever lie for the sake of clicks, right?
>>729594654>i guess the fun i had playing games like Pizza Tower and Hollow Knight was just pretend?Probably, since you tend to lie about the games you play.
>>729594654It's ACfag! Shitting his pants about indies he couldn't finish once again.
>>729594728>tending immediately reveals himself to be a jaded, bitter childI guess OPs article doesn't apply to you.
>>729594850Are you saying it isn't fun watching your temper tantrums? I can see how it wouldn't be for you.
>>729595283>say that non nintendo games can be fun >this angers the nintendoid
>>729595413Are you saying you're a nintendo fan? You came in here angry after All.
>>729577535>They're like brain medicine.Yeah, a numbing agent
>>729593667So the book of Genesis doesn't count now?
>>729595505>are you a nintendo fanNope, afraid I'm only an OOTsnoy and A cubesnoy, since I committed the sin of liking old nintendo games more than modern nintendo games. This makes me Eric too, I think. Might wanna ask the family posters for clarity.
>>729595862Acfag confirmed for butthurt Nintendo fan. No wonder you've never played armored core or pizza tower.
>>729595413KWABOTY
>>729578174>study proves that giving wagies their bing bing wahoo time makes them wageslave betterWow what knowledge. Who could have known that entertainment relieves stress????????
>>729577637
>>729596032>>729595947So much for Nintendo games making you happier.
>>729596581At least you admit you're not happy
>>729597763On the contrary. Branching out and not restricting myself to Nintendo sloppa has made me incredibly happy. Enjoying a marathon of Hollow Knight silksong as we speak, to get ready for the Silksong expansion. Which will be free, of course. Thanks Team Cherry!
>>729596581I'm happy not giving my money to Jewtendo, what would I even get in return, 3h tranny slop for $90 plus the $50 amiibo to unlock basic in game shit?
>>729598027Don't forget the shitty movie games, like Prime 4. It's nice to know that sony doesn't have a monopoly on the concept anymore.
>>729577535Is this why snoys are so unhappy?
>>729598124You're just salty that Nintendo did it better.
>>729598376>my shit tastes better than your shit!
>>729585883all video games are toys
>>729587109>Mario just feels like another skill based game barely relaxing at all especially in later levels.
>>729598124>Sony I heard they got Zelda.
>>729594654>Strange, I guess the fun i had playing games like Pizza Tower and Hollow Knight was just pretend?You might have had fun but they clearly didn't make you happy, did they.After all you have to come in here screeching>NOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T HAVE FUN WITH NINTENDO! I WON'T ALLOW IT, PLAY THESE GAMES INSTEAD!
>>729598979>NOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T HAVE FUN WITH NINTENDO! I WON'T ALLOW IT, PLAY THESE GAMES INSTEAD!Who are you quoting?
>>729579919The study focused on college students with busy lives, not jobless manchildren with nothing going on
>>729598376>>729598498>never shows up without each other>posts are over a minute apartACfag confirmed for PaulinefagAnd now he's going to use a phone to post so it's under a minute.
>>729599156You
>>729599202>Nintendo fan acts like an embarrassing twat>throw him under the bus to save face for your fandom
>>729577535I haven't owned on of their products since the gameboy color, but I believe it, I wish they'd just release this slop on PC.
>>729599335We know you're a nintendo fan you don't have make it clear.
>>729599439If I was, then I'd be blindly sucking off the Switch 2 and all of its low quality exclusives.
ACFag, when are you going to get a life? Your mom's worried
