Does /v/ still like nuLara?
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>>729583108>gif of a startled horse
>>729583108canonical horse cock slut
old and busted
>>729583108I want to lick her pits
>>729583108looks she gives when she sees a shota
>>729583108>shaved armpits
Kissing Lara right after she finished cleaning a horse shithole with her tongue!
does we getting laura craft in fortnite?
I like my version of Lara
>>729583829>Lois Griffon with bush
>>729583108I have come to appreciate her more now that we are stucki with indian lara.
i love Larda
Do you think any of Lara's past boyfriends did this to her
>>729583829name?
>>729583108Yes but I like New NuLara even more
>>729584989it's ai character I made
>>729585916glad to know i'm cooked
>>729584795crush me
>>729583434>>729583476Reminder these posts are made by Nintendo pajeets
>>729583108Shadow epilogue had confident Lara at least.The amazon one fucking sucks and I can tell CD is still trying to rewrite Lara with that godawful character
>>729584795Her tits are the size of basketballs
>>729584795>lardakekhas she ever addressed the contorvesy of the cockroach escaping from her cunt in this video ?
>>729588854stop noticing !
>>729583108Made for BWC
>>729588892I just saw it....
>>729588918look, i love tits, im a tits manbut that hog needs to lose fat asap
>>729588892>>729589004it's a piece of glove you gay nerds
>>729584795>bong>brunette >massive tits>slightly psychotic Oh shit she is the real Lara Ctoft.
>>729583108I fucking hate the writing.
>>729589096bad news - she's even bigger now
>>729588892
>>729589171so much fat is only hot for coomersin real life its disgusting, too much folds and sweat
>>729589171bad?
>>729589104If she smacked you with her tits i bet it would feel like a hammer.
>>729589150TR just carries the era in phases>90s/classic Lara No sentimentalist shit, just straight to the point, femme fatale>2000sThey were staring to add more drama to make her "deeper" but she was still Lara>Late 2010sThis is when millennial women sucked cocks in masse to get a fake job in game companies so now every female must have smaller tits and cry a lot about daddy problemThere is no feme fatale anymore. Can't find it but someone explained it perfectly with sh2 maria vs sh2r maria, ignoring the design the nuMaria actress clearly had autism and doesn't know how a confident woman acts. This is because a lot of female models nowadays have autism and are older
>>729583108nah
I love my wife Rise Laraso yes
>>729584795Zero chance this bitch could do a single pull up let alone climb a mountain or raid a tomb
>>729589593waitwasnt she blabbing about working out or something
>>729583108>1990s, 2000s reboot, and even 2013s reboot survivor Tomb Raider are all white British girls>Catalyst Lara Croft 2027 game is "modern day British woman"Is it just me or is the new Lara not white?
>>729589554I'm not saying she's ugly, but she's not elite enough. She's supposed to look like a force of nature
>>729589593bet you can't do this
>>729589870looks like mixishstill hot as fuck more than before
>>729589870She looks like a fat fair skinned indian.
>>729589949No she's not attractive at all IMO. There's two Lara Croft PS5 games coming up, the remake of TR1 that's called Atlantis and the soft reboot sequel to Underworld called Catalyst. The latter she looks completely mixed, might as well be a new character. Probably the hottest Lara Croft models are the classic/movies, Underworld, TR 2013.>>729590070She looks vaguely India in Tomb Raider Catalyst. A mixture of the clothes and her skin tone. I've heard people say it's a tan, yeah okay. I wonder why there's 2 radically different new Tomb Raider models, a normal and the mystery meat race one.
>>729589898is that supposed to be better?
>>729589898>force of nature>vaguely asian and looks like she made porn to get back at her dad and he wasted millions trying to get rid of it
I think it's cute Lara is a big gun nut and supports the 2nd amendment
>>729590308Uh, yeah>>729590420That's enough of that
>>729590290>A mixture of the clothes and her skin toneMy guess is that it's a self insert from one of the "devs"
>>729590558I wouldn't have been able to survive her games if she dressed like that in them
Will the new game have wolf enemies?
>>729590290nah she looks hotmaybe its a tan
>>729590290>>729590598seems like it since amazon Lara talks like a nu woman moralfag
>>729590745Is this Zelda's horse?
>>729590734and thats a good thing
>>729583108>Does /v/ still like nuLara?Only if they made her canonically a shemale though...
>>729590598It was literally a pajeeta they fired not long ago kek
>>729590924She's good for me, so yes
>>729590745Reminder this is the totkschizo, he is in stellar blade threads too, he was caught there
>>729591412lore drop?
>>729583108>still like nuLaraWe never liked her. Anything but BIG TATAS Lara is a fake.
2013 looks great on deck. I liked the island desu
>>729589593not a problem, all she needs to do is climb my dick
>>729592074she wouldn't do that, she loves to pretend that the people who watch her watch her because she's "funny" and not because she's built for furniture-breaking sex
>>729588918Is that the tourettes chick? I dont remember her being stacked.
>>729583829*sigh*...would
>>729589171I'll need more proof
>>729583108I like Lara not Saara
>>729589593>/v/ when a bitch isn't sexy>"REEEEEEE IT'S WOKE">/v/ when a bitch is sexy>"REEEEEEE SHE CAN'T DO A PULL UP"
>>729590975
>>729589593she used to be cute before she got fat.
>>729590779tits way too small
>>729594236why is she so smug?
>>729590070so modern british then
>>729589171how do you gain this much weight, look at yourself in the mirror in the process and say 'this is fine.'
>>729594480*canada
>>729594349Because she got her shit pushed in(2013) which taught her humility, then she got betrayed which taught her that people suck(Rise) and now she triggered natural disasters, killing hundreds, which taught her to embrace and enjoy the chaos. She's above it all. She became the SHADOW OF THE TOMB RAIDER.
>>729590942this but a bottom futa
Shadow hard mode is too hard
>>729584795Larda Roach
Women who have time to put on make u up are whores. Zombies, vultures, Ann's mutants don't really exist. Just let me stare at the cute girl
>>729583108she looks so nortubel tier
No, she looks dreadful.
>>729596192you can feel the chuddie desperation behind that shop
AHHH LARA HE CAN'T BREATHE
>>729596074>>729596192Kys nindian
>>729596337I'd rather die in a polygonal hole than a brown one
>>729583108Hey, that's Ms. Hands!
>>729594209she's always been thicker than a bowl of oatmeal, and I wouldn't have her any other way
>>729596750What is she better at? anal,vaginal or blowjob?
>>729596750>I wouldn't have her any other wayI would>missionary>doggy>cowgirl>reverse cowgirl>pronebonejust to name a few
Of course
>>729593650C
>>729583108How many nuLaras are we at now?
>>729583108Post Rise Lara. She looked the best.
>>729597251U
>hurr durr yellow paint on objects>b-b-b-but muh white ledgesI want to see those faggots play SOTTR on Deadly Obsession. Literally have to chance instant death traps and falls because nothing is marked and literally every single fucking ledge and wall looks like it's climbable. >but muh classics YES AND THE LEDGES WERE EASILY RECOGNIZABLE BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T BLEND IN WITH THE ENVIRONMENT. AND EVEN IF YOU DIED YOU WEREN'T SENT BACK 15 OR 20 MINUTES TO THE LAST CAMPSITE.FUCK THIS SHIT FUCK BRAINDEAD ARGUMENT.
still funny how journos loved to claim Square Enix was "desexualizing" Lara, when in reality Remake Lara became an even bigger sex icon by virtue of being so rapeable, and now Survivor has twice as many hits as Classic on r34
Have fun with your woke shit.
>>729584884boyfriends and girlfriends
>>729597175So cute...!>>729598069L-Lara...
>>729597991>still funny how journos loved to claim Square Enix was "desexualizing" LaraThey did. Demake lara was censorship. The devs complained that Lara Croft was a "dumb plastic doll with no personality" and wanted to bring people a "superior" version: an average bitch without anything sexual about her design who kills hundreds in gameplay then starts crying and bitching and moaning in cutscenes.
>>729598146Rumors say she can take a stallion all the way to the sheathe
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>>729598050Tomb Raider was woke the day they decided they were going to make a game that would appeal to woman so it should star a rich rebellious action girlboss.
>>729598212I wouldn't know anything about that...
I can't wait for the CD and media seethe when Atlantis sells more that the mainline slop and this is the most downloaded mod for it.
>>729598212sheath*
>>729598560well excuse me for not being a horse cock expert
>>729598660Don't need to be a cock connoisseur to know the proper forms when swords too use sheaths.
which one /v/?
>that animation where she is giving a tit job and rolls her eyes
>>729598838top
>>729583108made for horse and dog cock
>>7295988382
>>729594518Most people never have an accurate idea of their own appearance. They rely on others input to make judgements. In the best case, you don't dedicate too much time stressing that you don't look like Chad or Stacy. In the worst case, you troon out.
>>729598838Al of them suck ass.
>>729589306Nigga you gay
>>729583108
>>729599075BASEDI like the new one though I think she looks wonderful
>>729599328Men only want one thing and it's disgusting
Rise is a flattie, glad her new forms have bigger boobs.
>>729598838People say nu-nu-nuLara looks Indian, but I think she looks incredible.
>>729594518how do you reason with yourself about the need to wonder what other people are thinking about themself in the mirror? Are you imagining yourself being the woman in this scenario? speak on that anon.
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