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>no comics
>no books
>no tabletops
>no porn
>latest game is bland far cry clone
Avatar "franchise" is a definition of nothingburger, it's good only for trolling HFYcucks
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Every time you sad fucks post stuff like that, Cameron makes another 10M
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>>729595387
don't care, still want to fatten Varang up cheeseburgers and convince her to wear human goth clothing, particularly big goth boots
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I'm still playing it
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>>729595387
There's plenty of comics though? Why lie about something like this?
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>>729595952
FUCK YOU! Stop enjoying what we tell you not to like!
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>>729595387
ChatGPT ahh franchise
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Why is everyone suddenly a race traitor?
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>>729595387
Wasn’t the first movie one of the highest-grossing films of all time? How do you make something like that and do nothing with it? Also what’s with all the avatarposting i’ve seen as of late, the second one was like 3 years ago
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>>729595387
Is the Ubislop Avatar game any good?
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>>729596254
Always have been.
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sex with blue alium
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Are people still killing themselves over these movies
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>>729595952
I refused to buy when I realized I couldn't genocide the bliggers
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>>729596490
Yup.
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>>729595387
Hehe :3
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>>729595856
This but unironically and about a hundred times more than what the poster originally imagined.
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>>729596254
Have you seen the current state of human women? I'd be dippin' my dick in alien strange too if they existed
Human bitches are completely nuts.
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>>729595952
I loved the 2009 game. Playing human was more fun than blue cat people.
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>>729595387
BLUE CATWIFE NOW!
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>>729596359
As I said, it's a bland far cry clone
Well, bland in terms of gamplay, you hide in bushes, conquer outposts, etc, it looks pretty I guess. Recently got dlc tied to new avatar movie. If you want far cry in Pandora decorations, you probably gonna like it
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>>729596490
>still
Huh?
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>>729596263
another one just came out
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Would OP and pic related
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>>729596263
> how do you make something like and do nothing with it

when cameron announced that avatar was going to be a five-film series back in ~2009, everyone rightfully laughed at him.
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>>729596263
There was a second one?
>>729596814
There's a fucking THIRD one?
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Avatar Predator and Alien and Ironically Star Wars are all part of Disney. Thus, all part from the same universe set in different time periods.
We will eventually have a female na'vi xenomorph and how the navi were made by engineers image of some shit.
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>>729596263
Cameron had fuckall to do with the world/setting of Avatar. He hired a bunch of people more talented than him; artists, composers, anthropologists, and they made the world of Pandora.
Then, afterwords, Cameron wrote a 1:1 ripoff of Dances with Wolves and based in in said world.
Admittedly, the Navi were from one of Cameron's wet dreams, literally, where he saw a tall naked blue alien woman and presumably was fucking her.
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>>729595387
giv me ayylmao blooba
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>>729595952
>far cry but with avatar
Sounds fun to me.
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It's not fair bros...
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Quartch is so LUCKY...
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>>729597012
>Then, afterwords, Cameron wrote a 1:1 ripoff of Dances with Wolves and based in in said world.
I am so god damn fucking glad I'm not the only person in the world who recognized this. I thought I was being insane that everybody memoryholled that movie when talking about the first Avatar as the greatest movie ever made and even years after nobody ever fucking mentioned it whenever Avatar discussions happened.
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>>729597012
>makes a movie about his hot alien waifu that came to him in a dream
wow, he's literally me
if i was rich that's exactly what i would do
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>>729595804
agreed
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>>729596869
He wanted to do like 6 or 7 at one point, but recently said he might not make any more if this latest one isn’t a massive hit.
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>>729595856
if we recombine Varang with human dna we can make her curvier and bustier, a real appetizer to the eyes.
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>>729597186
Kek
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>>729597186
>Teach a woman how to shoot once and she immediately jumps on your dick
Take the hint, boys. There's a gun in every cabinet in America. Go cash in your V-card and fling some lead while yer at it
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>>729597012
>Admittedly, the Navi were from one of Cameron's wet dreams, literally, where he saw a tall naked blue alien woman and presumably was fucking her.
Big if true, one of the few based things about Cameron
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>>729597012
JC has never been good at nuance. His most successful, original movie before Avatar was about a woman falling in love with a dude she knew for a day, on a sinking ship. She then had an entirely normal life, a husband, children, grandchildren, I think even great-granchildren but she still RETAINED that oneitis for Jack. Every day, to her last dying moments, even in her dreams.
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>>729595804
I'M HAVING WHAT HE'S HAVING
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>>729595804
She fucked the most racist man alive and made him go full native.
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>>729597205
you're not unique lil jit. south park made a whole episode about it
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>>729596254
That scene was one of the most real to life things I've ever seen
>army guys chilling with guys in field
>liberal hippie bitches come over slightly drunk and very high omg guns are bad omg scary omg
>hey baby shoot this gun
>ok lol
pew pew pew pew
>suddenly I understand Rothbard and want to have sex right now
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>>729595387
>seething that Cameron did it again
lmao
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>>729597479
>>729597483
there's the one
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>>729595387
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The second film should have been about humanity coming back in full force to retake Hell's Gate and settling properly and Jake conducting a guerrilla war trying to hold back the RDA and failing as they continued operations. Varaang's tribe should have been introduced full on with her helping Quaritch to root Jake out whilst learning that not all these savages are bad and they can be tamed. He should not have become one of her tribe her tribe should have adjusted to humanity.
The third film should have been set a hundred years into the future where tons of Na'vi are assimilated into human culture coming from Varaang's acclimation and the remnants of Jake's guerrilla pockets holding onto traditions that had to sue for peace lest they be wiped out, because if the story was properly written then the RDA would have flounced the natives.
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>>729595387
This is a video game board.
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>>729596254
why were twitter whores so pissed off by this?
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>>729596869
I was a big fan of the first one and liked the second, even I had no idea there was a third one out until I saw it was playing in the movie theatre across from my office a couple of weeks ago.
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>>729597483
isn't this how they have sexo? did she rape him?
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>>729597292
It already is a massive hit so you're getting them.
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>>729597483
what's the context here? was it rape?
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>>729597614

They came to an understanding
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>>729597470
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>watch the 2nd film finally
>blue nipples everywhere
wtf i dont remember the first movie being this horny
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>>729597470
This would be like a Spanish conquistador ditching his shining armor and wearing the tribal garments of the Totonacs or Tlaxcalans after banging one of their women.
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>>729596869
The third one is basically DLC for/the directors cut of the second one.
Probably one of the most pointless movies I've whatched in a while.
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>>729597614
Actually no. They have dick and vegana to have sex, the hair thing is just to connect nervous systems.
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>>729595856
This could unironically become a hot selling game on steam. You don't even need to do anything beyond flash/live2D shit.
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>>729597808
Yup, shit was fucking retarded.
The only way it would have properly happened is Jake making Quaritch connect up to a tree and seeing Eywa, then he'd have given some thought to going native after getting some amazing native pussy.
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>>729597703
>she licks your blood
Damn...
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>>729597870
Alright, where do I buy a bluray set for the 2 and 3rd movies
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>>729597676
She can apparently transmit through the USB to torture people she gets turned on when he just tanks it
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It's too antihuman
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>>729595387
I hope we get a Navi tribe based on the aztecs and Inuits
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>>729597870
Avatar 2 and 3 really should've been condensed and heavily edited in post production. And also should've came out much earlier, 2015 at the latest. You can ditch the water tribe, the endless whale swimming sequences and just get a movie of Quaritch coming back and arming a Navi tribe as a callback to real, historical Native Americans being armed with guns and horses.
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>>729597950
3rd one literally just came out in theaters and is still airing. Give it like two months
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>>729598025
It's anti-nature now too, given it turns out Enya isn't naturally occurring.
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>>729597012
Ok retard.
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Damn andy sixx looks like THAT?
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>>729597012
you have a misunderstanding
didn't cameron btfo someone complaining that he stole his idea with evidence on how much he actually put into world building?
i think you have a misunderstanding of the role of a director
they aren't the people who make every detail in a movie, but they are the DIRECTOR and have more creative input than you think
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>>729595856
Imma do this in vr in vam later.
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>>729597186
I'd think thrice about waking up with a raccoon smurf alien looking at me at night
I'd shit myself
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>>729597586
"most racist man alive gets tribal pussy" is probably only second to age-gap relationships in making Twitter roasties seethe
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>>729595387
Stickk SEXO
I wish we had Kaminoean and Na'vi porn but we have nothing.
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>>729597614
The hair thing is just too have a T rated way if showing sex on screen. They still have all mammalian reproductive organs.
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>>729598012
>sex hair genjutsu
That actually sounds pretty cool. This one looks much more interesting than the water one
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>>729597558
you realize what your are describing is the most VANILLA shit?
pure normie slopper
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Varang mogs Neyney.
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>>729597470
I didn't even know the third movie is out until now. Wasn't the plot supposed to be about the human general converting some alien tribe to humanity's cause with his Big Human Cock? That's what I gathered from Cameron's interviews around when second movie released. Is it really the other way around?
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>>729595387
Name something more unc-core than avatar
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>>729598326
It's better but it also rehashes a lot of of the second one but bigger. Should've been called the way of even more water
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>>729598419
Star Wars
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>>729596869
>le epic pretending to be clueless anon
you're not fooling anyone
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Get yourself a xenos girl that will look at you like this.
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>>729597012
Surely, if we had put all those artists, composers, anthropologists inside a bag and shake it a little, Avatar would have come out.
You philistines tried this with George Lucas already.
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>>729598419
LOTR. Boring ass franchise I never got into it.
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>>729595804
>>729597441
>Posts this shit in a franchise all about killing humans and abandoning your humanity to fuck alien space pussy
Hmofaggots are the biggest grifter cucks with zero media literacy of all time
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>>729595952
Alright anon. Shill it to me.
Can I make a qt.3.14 blue kitty wearing nothing but a loincloth?
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>>729598419
Star Trek
Battlestar Galactica
Stargate
Sherlock Holmes
Dr Who
You never hear anyone under 40 talk about any of these
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>>729596869
Ah, so the "no cultural impact" dudes have been literally comatose for the past 5 years.
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>>729598329
You mean other than the bitch-as-fuck basic HUMANITY ARE THE REAL EVIL plotline that's just been dressed up differently?
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>>729595952
>Ubislop
Eeehhh I think I'll pass.
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>>729597012
Sounds like you’re jelly you can’t make a movies about your make believe wife
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being horny all the time doesn't make you interesting or less of a lonely loser btw, these threads are as bad as dispatch threads
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>>729598690
Yes. Beautiful environment, but uses the AC/far cry formula so if you dont like them you wont like Avatar either.
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>>729597205
bro i only saw the first Avatar all the way through this year, and even i remember people calling Avatar "Dances with Wolves in Space" when it came out
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>>729597558
you realize what your are describing is the most KINO shit?
pure chad connoisseur
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>>729595387
That's the ugliest fucking alien I've seen in ages
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>>729597012
yeah just like that Titanic movie. What a ripoff of a real event!
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>>729598898
>Yes.
Then why come all screenshots I see is some fully covered kitty?
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>>729598876
Go back to plebbit or resetera, faggot.
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>>729595387
The end credits of the new DLC features quaritch btw. He survived and is now promoted to general with varang by his side.
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>>729599056
Quaritch is the main character at this point. Jake was secondary in 2 and reduced to hostagebait in 3.
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>>729598141
Cameron threw out all of the lore his hired anthropologists wrote about the Omatikaya being “skilled weavers” to make them all butt naked (probably because it’s his fetish movie after all).
He DOES give creative input but anytime he does it makes the setting worse. Everything good about Avatar was made by someone else. Shoutout to Wayne Barlowe.
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>>729599056
Well duh. Cameron would be a fucking retard if the would drop Varang and Quaritch after everyone loving them. Jake and Neytiri are old and boring now.
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>>729599024
UUUU
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>>729596254
All I want is a 10-foot-tall mostly naked blue alien wife who's sexually aroused by flamethrowers. Is that really too much to ask?
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>>729599242
he sounds based desu
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>>729598687
Keep seething faggot LMAOOOOO
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>>729597558
>here's how humanity could win
>don't seige Hometree, seize it immediately
>ignore the Metkayina tribe
>stop wasting funds on recombiants, use them to build more mechs and gas masks
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>tfw when you finally AWOOOO
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>>729597441
5000 Kcal post right there
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>captures the Xeno GF male zeitgeist
James Cameron, I humbly kneel...
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>>729599180
He really is the most uninteresting main character in existence. Can you imagine if someone couldn't describe the personality of Ellen Ripley or Luke Skywalker after watching their movies?
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>>729597703
Holy moly
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>>729598598
You have a point, fine. Cameron should’ve hired a dedicated writer then. Similar to how Lucas’ own writing is dogshit,
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>>729597808
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gonzalo_Guerrero
Apologize to James Cameron
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>>729595387
There's comics
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>>729599323
That thing's face reminds me of those NFT monkeys for some reason.
Though maybe I'm just sleep deprived.
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>>729595387
Dogshit family drama movie. They just hand wave all logic with Mary Sue-y characters all the time. The music was so bad because it wasnt thematic. Why the fuck would you use western orchestral symphonies for a fucking primitive tribal aliens? It's mind boggling that people actually like this slop.
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>I don't know what weapons World War 4 will be fought with, but World War 3 will be fought with epic gotchas on the political implications of fictional aliens and demons being nice or not
> - Einstein
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Navi women are for human makes only
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>>729596254
>wanting tribal navi gf
all you would do is hunt, do rituals, and mate
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>>729596254
>>729595387
It's really just the little headgear that makes her stand out

She looked hella boring during the few scenes without them
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>>729600049
the heavy eye shadowing is what makes her stand out
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>>729598593
I never really cared about the main cat of the first movie but this one activates me. It's probably the paint and the fact that she's evil
Watching the first one at work RN and hopefully I'll enjoy the second one
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>>729600017
>hunt the day's meal
>do rituals
>spend the rest of the time fucking because what else are you gonna do
sounds kino
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Nice thread OP, don't mind if I screenshot it and post it on twitter?
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>>729597483
>>729597483
sigh ok I'll watch it and buy the videogame
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>>729595387
It has both comics and books. Infact most of the lore is actually explained in the books and the movies do a horrible job of world building.
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>The indomitable human DICKENING
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im tryna get some varang tang
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>>729598419
Star Trek
Star Gate
Doct Whoo
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>>729599925
>I will never get eat the tight blue pussy of a tall blue amazonian slightly feline female...
Why even go on...
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Apologise
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>>729600254
Fuck you pirate nation
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>>729597614
>>729597703
>>729597891
>>729598298
getting your brain raided by some stupid alien cat is worse than rape. it's rape 2. she'd be all inside your head reading your coom fics and porn addiction and pirating your gaming experience and you don't even get a crumb of pussy in exchange.
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Humanity needs to liberate them from their evil god.
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>>729599925
Just a reminder that according to the handbook of the first movie
Human Men have bigger dicks than Naavi Men
So we can in fact, compete
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...
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>>729597205
Brother that's the main criticism people brought up constantly when the first one came out. It was talked about a lot. You were probably too young or if you weren't, too oblivious.
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>>729597558
This but change rda to space ayy NATO and na'vi to humans
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>>729600638
not only does she give him pussy, she goes full humanboo and helps him go space whaling for whale brain juice that makes you immortal
>>729600686
yeah but you can't hit her brainhole at the same time
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>>729600490
i feel your pain, brother
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>>729597558
>because if the story was properly written then the RDA would have flounced the natives.
To be fair, changing it from magical space rocks to magical space whale brain cum justifies why they can't just glass the whole place
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>>729600686
no way that is true
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>>729597470
>>729598385
Is both, badguy hooks up with leader of evil Navi to fight good Navi and also gets sort of Native but still fights for the humans.
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I now kinda understand those people who got depressed in the first movie cause they couldn't live a fantasy life in pandora
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>>729600791
>yeah but you can't hit her brainhole at the same time
isn't the brainhole some stupid STD fungus that grows into your brain and turns it into a fucking internet hotspot? pretty sure humans can do that or plug her on the nearest USB port to make up for it WHY DO I NEED TO MAKE A CAPTCHA EVERY FUCKING POST GOOKMOOT
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Are the Avatar movies good? Never seen one because the blue people dont look very good. Never seen Alita either(Sorry, Cameron)
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>>729595387
All these blue sons of bitches look the same to me.
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>>729600954
i mean humans have disproportionately large dicks for our body size even compared to other primates
it's not that unbelievable
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>>729601105
The main appeal is the production value and visuals, the actual story and writing are pretty generic hollywood stuff.
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>>729601017
They weren't kidding, she goes straight from shooting the flamethrower to fucking him.
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>>729595804
AG-REE
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>>729601105
They're purely about grafix, first one isn't even worth watching without the 3D effects it was made around and second's 60fps gimmick just looks retarded because Cameron couldn't commit so it just swaps between fluid 60fps and shitty 30fps between every scene
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>>729599323
Alright we're so back.
Fucking love tribal (read: loincloths) attire my dudes.
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>>729601213
No, I mean, there is no way that actually included that piece of information
it's almost as if it was added just to facilitate the sexual fantasies of a human man dicking down gigantic blue catwomen
there's no way Cameron is this based
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>>729597470
She litteraly raped him.
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>>729601105
The story is fundamentally broken because by all reason humanity should be the good guys and they have to contrive reasons to fight, then contrive reasons or humanity to not pulverize them. Then they realized that despite all that people still liked the humans, so they doubled down on making them evil in the second movie, then again in the 3rd.

Also has some fridge horror because all of the blue people are basically mind slaves to a tree hive mind that intentionally stunts their development to keep them on a bare subsistence lifestyle, because technology bad. Everyone would be happy all the time if it wasn't for writing and agriculture.
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>>729596254
I don't know.
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>>729601105
>Never seen Alita either(Sorry, Cameron)
Good, don't until you watch the original or read the manga. They changed Gally's personality to be more of a generic hero instead of a lovable psychopath like she actually is
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do navi have pussies?
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>>729595387
>latest game is bland far cry clone
Started playing it today
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>>729601419
it's literally his fetish film anon
of course it's real
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>>729595387
>>no comics
?
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>>729597586
IIRC because the blue lady has attractive proportions.
Their stated complaint was the she's off-model, but it's obvious their real complaint was the usual seething at fictional women being attractive.
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>>729601620
Are these any good?
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I wish they made her tits huge like those water navi
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>>729601609
You’re lying, he can’t be from hollywood and be that based. Those two are antithetical to each other, it’s not possible
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Imagine the hairpussy milking your dick with its prehensile tendrils
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>>729601730
He has the highest grossing films of all time he can be whatever he wants
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She looks like Brittany Venti
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>>729596254
I'm Nathan but I'm gonna RAPE the sadist.
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>>729595387
>Wants to kill god
Sounds like an JRPG protagonist.p
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>>729601658
dunno lol
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>>729598197
tips for getting into vam?
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>>729598197
>>729601895
What's vam?
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>treehugger commie shit
pass
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>>729601562
ye
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>>729601887
Ok, no. Those aqua na'vi are ugly as sin
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>>729601875
For me it's her cute tail wags.
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>>729601875
>>729601823
Good lord have mercy
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>>729601928
Nothing much , what's up with you vam.
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>>729602025
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>>729597703
>an evil alien woman will never look at me like that
jdimsa
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>>729601823
She looks like the black Little Mermaid
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>>729601708
butterface
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>>729601967
>doesn't want to hug trees
Why are you gay?
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>>729602069
mine
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>>729601967
>he paid attention to the plot
You're watching it wrong
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>>729601895
>>729601928
Virtamate. You can just download the game and all the scenes, looks, plugins on f95 or the vam hub.
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>>729602128
Why is the entire universe about sex?
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>>729601017
>POV you are a CIA glownigger in latin america
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are the new phantom jobs any fun?
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>>729602030
For me it's her cute mannerisms
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>>729595387
i'm pretty sure there are comics book tho
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>>729602186
I know where to download things for it, I ask for tips because the interface is too autistic even for me
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>>729602231
I don't know, but I don't make the rules
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>>729595856
yknow whats strange is i drew this a couple weeks ago and i didnt even know there was a third movie coming out at the time. I just found the idea of Americanising blue alien cats funny

https://files.catbox.moe/t1rehg.jpg
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>>729602268
Truth. Oona's really put some efforts in her body language.
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>>729601508
Is this what furfags feel when they see a Pangolin?
Furfags, I...
I get it now
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>>729595387
I'd you like this woman you're genuinely a faggot, she has the skull shape of a man
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>>729602159
Anon, the plot is the no. 1 thing in the way of human x space cat romance. How could I not focus on it? It's an obstacle to be solved so I can get my wife.
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>>729601017
Literally every straight man's fantasy.
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>>729596254
There's only one race the human race!
And besides they take the jobs old humans don't want. :^)
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>>729602084
Step aside coward
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>>729602231
Reproduction is the ultimate purpose of all life.
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>>729595387
>Fire and Ash DLC
>Fire and Ash cosmetics
>you can't play a member of the tribe because villains are bad, m'kay, and it goes against the narrative
At least the game is like the movies: zero risk taken
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>>729601875
Wait a minute, this is not farcry 3
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>>729602371
>Using 5.56 for the jungle filled with giant cat people and car sized lions.
Lmao do humiggers really
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is the game fun
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>>729602451
Anon, that's what the robots are for.
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>>729601419
In the handbook it shows the anatomy systems of both the species and human men have a larger penis
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>>729602276
90% of the buttons you right even touch, this are for the creative types. What is it you are trying to do? Just kidding up a scene or are you trying to make your own characters?
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>>729602539
tbf it does kill them, theyre not super dense or anything
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>>729602409
Fuck you Rabbi
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Kiri > Varag
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hmm
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>>729602691
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>>729602539
This rifles are huge. Those are like 50cals in terms of size
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>>729602547
Maybe.
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>>729602539
Bro, those guns are Na'vi-sized, not human-sized. They probably pack some serious punch
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>>729602631
setting up a scene/playing one, it was all misaligned mess and i kept creating invisible light sources and losing track of them, it's been a year since I tried so maybe I need to have another look.
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>>729602724
G-GENUINE DICKSUCKER
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>>729601419
it's real
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>>729598593
or a dilophosaurus
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>>729602760
cheese cubes? Neat
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>>729602868
they dont look navi sized actually, they look a little bit short, theyre probably large for humans but they dont look quite navi sized unless theyre shorter barrelled for a reason. The Navi kids use them and theyre around the same size as humans
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OP just being a faggot, as always
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>>729602896
>bigger cock AND brain
we won
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>>729601017
>tfw didn't get to conquest South American tribals
>tfw didn't get to conquest North American tribals
>Tfw only Indians near me are the Jeet types and they are ugly and smell bad.
Life is not fair bros, life is not fair.
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are there a lot of blue nipples in this one at least?
the last one sucked but it was pretty good on that front
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>>729602502
Are you really restricted to playing one story character on the dlc? Didn't the original game have a character creator ?
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>>729603108
Every single movie has nip slips.
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>>729597205
I am tired of people who have never seen dances with wolves comparing it to avatar because other than the "stranger in a strange land going native" theme they are very very different films.
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why the fuck did he give her a bald spot?
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>>729603018
youre a bitch anyway because all those things required travel and manpower, you can still go find tribals if you think youre tough enough
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>>729596254
Avatar would've been 100x more kino if Jake and the general stayed in their human bodies (but still got Na'vi gfs)
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>>729602659
You could kill bears with a .22 , that doesn't make it a good idea.
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>>729603232
there is no could, the navi actually fold from a single shot in multiple scenes.
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>>729602896
>I will never get to satisfy a tall amazonian sexo cat woman with my 5inch thunder cock
Why even go on...
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>>729602873
Takes a bit to familiarize with the UI but it's pretty simple after that. You can see all the invisible nodes you can interact with by pressing T, includes the invisible lights. Pressing N will select the whole character so you can see the movable node at the base which you can interact with to move your character around.
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>>729603189
So you can rub your dick on it
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>>729603302
I was doing it in vr but good to know the shortcuts anyway
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>>729603212
I wouldn't want to because the only remaining tribals are blacker than the blackest gorilla nigger possible, like those on South Sentinal Island or on Papua New Guina. Uggo to the max.

Least the South American tribals there were some cuties, even some North American Tribals were cute 'would'.
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>>729603219
jake's legs don't work in his original body
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>>729602896
You have to remember since the Avatars are hybrids they have bigger dicks as well, Jakesully and Quatrich got that shit swangin'
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>>729603219
This
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>>729602896
BHC
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>>729603371
Yeah. Playing on desktop mode def made it easier for me
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>>729603219
bug aliens trigger my autism because they always give them three holes
it doesn't make any sense
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>>729595804
agreed
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>>729595387
There's actually plenty of worldbuilding if you take the time to dig into it. I agree though It's disappointing that there aren't any Avatar books. I'd love to read about what individual humans are doing in bridgehead. There could be like bounty hunters or settlers trying to break away from the RDA or even prospectors searching for new resources to exploit.
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>>729603629
They also give them fat tiddies but I don't hear you complaining
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>>729603814
dont get me started
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>>729595387
>trolling HFYcucks
The aliens are barely even aliens. they're just blue indians and the story is just dances with wolves. white man bad, europeans bad, colonialism bad, tribals good. that's the entire story. the fact that it even got to a third movie when it just keeps retelling the same story is baffling.
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>>729600686
Not canon, Cameron said they're hung like donkeys
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>>729602268
>acting like a longtime married couple
how long have they known each other?
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>>729601105
>alita
Read the manga, unironically. The initial series is great. Last order gets really weird though.
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>>729603478
That would've been fine but Eywa could've also healed his legs as a reward for his defection. Transferring him to his avatar body raises a whole lot of issues (thematically) about his choice
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>>729596254
This would be "species traitor", thoughbeit.
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>>729603838
Get started nigga, I love reading that shit.
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>>729596254
because it just works
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>>729603838
do it faggot
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fine, I'll play mass effect
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>>729604307
*as John Shepard
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So does this count as furry or not?
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>>729603883
>they're just blue indians
Tharks are just green indians with four arms and they're one of the most iconic races in sci-fi.
>and the story is just dances with wolves.
It's really not, Dances With Wolves is about a guy who becomes totally isolated from the rest of the army while Avatar is about a guy who is torn between two worlds
>white man bad, europeans bad, colonialism bad,
Jake Sully is a white man and he's a good guy. There are several colonists the navi let stay because they won't exploit the environment even though their habitats break the laws of eywa.
>tribals good
There are multiple instances of navi acting retarded because of their blind adherence to tradition
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>>729604390
it's pretty solidly xeno though the line is blurry to a casual observer
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>>729604381
of course
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>>729604307
based
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>>729598330
"wrong"
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>>729602896
Is there a female version of this or were they too afraid to show tits but cock is totally fine?
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>>729596254
This crazy bitch rejects the the thing that makes the Na'vi actually bad, their worship of a soul raping fungal superorganism that covers the planet. She's based, and deserved to win.
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>>729595387
What even happened to the water movie? I saw it advertised to hell and back everywhere, and then it seemed like all discussion about it ended the instant it came out.
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>>729604665
the movies have nips in them bro
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>>729604406
The real problem with the movie is that it holds to technology being bad, especially when the blue people use it. It's trying to preach primitivism.
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>>729604701
Don't care is there a female navi anatomical reference or not?
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>>729604601
She looks much better with straight hair
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>>729599458
>seize it immediately
No, nuke it. Cover the whole planet in fungicide.
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>>729604601
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>>729595387
Americans are so fat that they when they try ot visualize nothing, they think of burgers
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>>729604693
It made over 2 billion burger bucks.
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>>729597012
NTA but there’s literally concept art he made in the 70’s for Avatar
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>>729601658
no lol.
Tsu'tey's path is ok though
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>>729604406
>Tharks are just green indians with four arms and they're one of the most iconic races in sci-fi.
Since when.
No one gives two hoots about the John Carter series in this day and age.
Sure it's the bedrock of Sci-Fi, but it isn't in the modern day zeitgeist
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>>729604959
>had 40 years to plan this shit
>writes the most bland, hackeneyed, nagging, stupid plot and setting imaginable
Cameron is a fucking hack
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>>729604858
Kek
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>>729597470
Unironically, this is the average Marine lifecycle
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>>729604406
Dances with wolves is about a white man sent into the middle of nowhere who then falls in love with the indians and betrays his race to help them because white man bad.
Avatar is about a white man sent into the middle of nowhere who then falls in love with the space indians and betrays his race to help them because white man bad.

The only real difference between them is jake becomes a super race traitor by becoming a blue indian and having a blue indian family while john is a super cuck who leaves them because he is a bad white man also his partner is a indians widow.
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>>729602502
>>729603146
you always play as a Sarentu in FoP, it's important for the plot
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Reminder that humans have bigger dicks than the Na'vi
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>>729605417
and reminder that (You) don't
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>>729602231
Life, uh, finds a way anon.
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>>729596263
its only the highest-grossing movie because cameron forced it back into theaters 7 different times
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>>729604826
Zoe sex
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>>729598197
who made this model?
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>>729605465
Nta but i do
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>>729605750
I WANT SOMETHING LIKE THIS AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
I DESERVE IT
I DEMAND IT
GIVE ME A QWEEEEN
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>>729604803
I miss Neytiri being happy and smiling, bros.
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>>729605764
Ditzyditz
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>>729603883
>dances with wolves
Nah, the first Avatar is literally Pocahuntas, but in an alien planet, with blueskinned alien 3 meters tall catgirlfriends.
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The complete lack of porn is honestly baffling to me. 16 fucking years and it's still a complete wasteland. You would think that the Na'vi would appeal to some artists but here we are.
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>>729598565
not him but when you don't have cable, run ublock origin on every browser and in general avoid advertisement in every corner of your life you tend to not know what movies are coming out.
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>>729606117
she will be happy again.
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>>729604693
thats every avatar movie
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>>729606456
>not recognizing /v/iral marketing
delete that hitler avatar you are too stupid and brown for it
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>>729606456
It's not that big of something that marks people. It's big budget Hollywood production, with very rehashed stories. Maybe this one is/will be different, I dunno, but the last two were the equivalent of Fast & Furious, an Fast & Furious had 30 r34 last I checked. Millions of people saw it, millions of people instantly forgot it existed the second they went out of the theater.
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>>729606456
There's not a lot of Star Wars porn either.
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>>729597808
>>729599650
>Then Aguilar spoke to Guerrero again, reminding him of his Christian faith and warning him against throwing away his everlasting soul for the sake of a native woman. But he did not convince Gonzalo.
LMAO

not really a good point as the dude is some yahoo who is still enslaved after 'freeing' himself
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>>729595480
Hope he chokes on it!
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>>729606501
Anal sex with Neytiri
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>>729606456
they're too alien for spacebabe fags, but too vanilla for xenofags
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>>729597483
>they bring back Quaritch for the sole purpose of giving him amazing Ayy pussy
How fucking popular is this guy?
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>>729606909
They're just stretched-out anime girls
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>>729606456
Almost all of the na'vi have nigger actors making their faces unappealing
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>>729606456
They came way too late and aesthetically don't fulfill any quotas people aren't already exposed to or find appealing. They're lanky, bizarre looking, not Native Americans from a movie people barely remember.
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>>729606909
>they're too alien for spacebabe fags
I love na'vi, twi'leks, asari, dranei, togruta etc etc. thoughbeight
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>>729607130
He was the only one people remembered from the movies so by default he won
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>>729607130
It's literally the only emotionally compelling dynamic in the entire franchise. He's also the only hope to free the Na'vi from Eywa, not that James the cuck will let him.
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>>729603814
>>729603838
biologically there is almost no reason they would have anything to their appearance. the convergent evolution is wack, the intelligence for sapience is wack, etc, etc. It gets even worse when you think about chimera like species like a mermaid or actual chimeras. even when its not as obvious as a mermaid a lot of the structures dont make sense.

so then we can look at a fantasy explanation of its cool to have bug people. and since they cheated the insane milennia for intelligence and opposable thumbs them having pussies, stomachs and tits doesnt really matter compared to that. besides in most fictions/mythos gods fashion creatures from clay or what not in their image. given that, either a bug god or some god fucking around could easily make bug men with tits. i hate fantasy so much for this shit.
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>>729604693
I honestly don't remember. Vaguely:

Sully and his family, and now their children, goes to water tribe Na'vi from Avatar the Last Airbender for some reasons. Which is all the movie vaguely tries to explain, I think. Some vaguely nebulous reasons. But Sully is there in the water tribes now.

Water tribes Na'vi can swim really fast, and are living with superwhales that are super important. As it happens, everyone forgets about unobtainium - the real stuff, now, in the movie, is the oil from the superwhale, so the humans attacks agains. Not for unobtainium, that is important. For superwhale oil.

There is a human boy that was adopted by the Na'vi and Sully had a young girl Na'vi that is the literal reincarnation Sigourney Weaver webm related, it's cute. Boyfriend and girlfriend.

Then the Na'vi destroy the evil humans who wants superwhale oil with a flourish.
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>>729607362
bug tits are whatever, what's incomprehensibly retarded is when they have a pussy, an asshole, and then a third hole on the abdomen
you can't have it both ways you stupid niggers, either the fuck hole is between the legs or it's on the abdomen
pick a fucking lane
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>>729607380
>Then the Na'vi destroy the evil humans who wants superwhale oil with a flourish.
Actually they get their asses kicked until Eywa summons a bunch of animals again
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>>729607331
this idea that Eywa is in any way a negative impact on the planet is strange. I wish it was but i dont see it, it sounds like extremely shit "BUT ITS KILLING YOU DONT YOU SEE" videogame writing to imply that the sentient plant network is parasitic in a hostile manner when the populace under it is literally a thriving disney nature paradise where the trees and animals LITERALLY sing and dance with the people
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>>729606456
They would be more popular if the movie was good. Despite what anons would say, people are attracted to good characters, not just bodies.
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>>729607130
>How fucking popular is this guy?
Very
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>>729607593
Humanity could completely ignore the Na'vi if they open negotiations with Eywa directly.
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>>729607380
why does he have a sex tail thing if hes human
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>>729607601
>this idea that Eywa is in any way a negative impact on the planet is strange. I wish it was but i dont see it, it sounds like extremely shit "BUT ITS KILLING YOU DONT YOU SEE" videogame writing to imply that the sentient plant network is parasitic in a hostile manner when the populace under it is literally a thriving disney nature paradise where the trees and animals LITERALLY sing and dance with the people
What happens when their sun burns out buddy?

Part of the reason the whole "Your world will be your tomb" copypasta works is because it's entirely and without any provisos, factually accurate to the setting.
Eywa explicitly bans them from making permanent structures or anything that could be considered progress in any direction.

And now we know what happens when it isn't around to save them as well.
Which is, at heart, the Na'vi are as ruthless, savage and violent as any human has ever been.

It's a perfect 'Great Filter' for the setting and Cameron is treating it like it's a good thing.
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>>729607601
>on the planet
I said it enslaved the Na'vi. Yes, Eywa can micromanage the whole damn biosphere and thus maximize sustainability and minimize ecological turmoil. It still has enthralled an entire species of sapient humanoids to serve as its paleolithic playthings, and thus it should be destroyed.
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>>729607380
>human kissing his tall, blue alien girlfriend on an idyllic paradise planet
IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME
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>>729607710
the humans are so cartoonishly evil the ones in charge cant even accept that the whales are sentient, theyre not gonna try and talk with a tree

>>729607717
youll never believe it but he suffocates and dies, Kiri plants her plug in the ground and fungi genetically warp him to be able to breathe and he comes back to life and he starts growing one. i shit you not. then at the end they welcome him into heaven as the only white man in the history of the planet as the whole family connects to Eywa at the same time.

So now theres just a white man and an old white woman in an alien space heaven neural network forever. it was funny as shit
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>>729600017
>Purpose
>Community
>Reproduction
Sounds lovely
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>>729607786
>What happens when their sun burns out buddy?
literally who fucking cares about this shit, sperg?
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>>729607380
did sigourney really kiss the 16 year old actor
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>>729607926
>literally who fucking cares about this shit, sperg?
"We'll all be dead by then." is the position of the homosexual and other genetic dead ends. If you're not thinking about the future that's a skill issue on your part.
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>>729607786
why the fuck would anyone care what happens when the sun burns out? are you going to kill your neighbour because his dog relies on him too much and the universe is going to burn out anyway? I know what youre getting at with the whole independent species unswayed by a guiding hand thing but you sound like a retard the way youre trying to explain it.
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>>729607580
oh you mean the double pussy. thats covered by the chimera fusing thing. 6 limbed creatures just wouldnt have evolved like that so it must be some fantasy bullshit. in that case chimeras should have a lot of redundant organs imo like 2 sexual systems. it also makes sense if the mother can birth 2 types of child depending on the mating partner 3 if they can mate with the non chimeric beast. this lets them mate with a large population, resist sexual selection pressure/pop declines and go for the best match they can find. it can also have some silly cuttlefish behaviour where some alpha is plowing the back but a sneaky male can impregnate the human pussy.

also some of those holes are like anal where its an ovipositor/etc. in those cases its like complaining about anal pregnancies. everyone already knows its silly.

>>729607710
they didnt even know where the fucking tree was initially and as its a messiah like figure its not like the navi wouldnt zealously guard it from outsiders, good intentions or not
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>>729596254
>most sadist
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>>729607795
Eywa _evolved_ a sentient humanoid species to have a USB port and to be, racially, biologically, and evolutionarily open to any signal that can reach their USB tentacles.

Now, I keep saying that since the first movie, but that's a fucking huge security issue. We're talking plugging any USB tentacle stick into any Na'vi and having them entirely rewritten or brainwashed level of security failure.
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>>729608004
oh youre one of those pseudointellectual dudes.
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>>729608104
>pseudointellectual
GG, no RE
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>>729608004
>if you don't care about something that will happen literal billions of years in the future you're retarded
i love /v/ lmao
only here will you find the most unbelievably fucking braindead retard takes
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>>729607858
Yeah, they have to make mankind the cartoon villains otherwise the film wouldn't work. They wrote the aliens a blank check for whatever they wanted in the first movie and Jake Sully completely failed to communicate that to them, because the writers didn't want to confront the fact that the Na'vi would embrace technology and benefit from it if it was presented in the right way.

They wouldn't have to kill the tree to get the unobtainum either if they knew that was the problem they needed to solve.
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>>729602025
woah there anon, we don't tolerate racism here
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>>729608004
so why aren't you personally working on furthering space travel tech right now? our sun will go out eventually and earth will cease to be habitable so that should be your top priority, no?
hrm maybe skill issue?
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>>729603219
Fuck, love bug aliens. Wish I was born in the future.
>>729603629
>>729607580
I agree with this anon. Normalize
the abdomen genitalia you cowards.
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>>729607958
no she's been adamant about the fact that she didn't and that they both used standins to record the kiss
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>>729603883
These movies are propably the highest budget anti-imperialist and anti-american movies ever made lmao. Cameron is incredibly based for making these movies that basically entirely shit on USA and it's imperium.
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>>729602896
I will imagine this whenever I get height mogged
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>>729597205
>weird cultist man does jack the ripper shit in the prairies
>white man and some rando indian loser fuckhole join together to stop him
>in the final show down big bad evil guy pulls out a fucking bone whip sword straight out of Diablo 2
Still a weird movie no matter what anyone says.
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>>729602896
>Navi "mind"
what did they mean by this
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>>729608675
One has achieved interstellar space travel.
The other still shits in the woods.
Enough said.
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>>729607130
What other characters even were there? I guess there was Jake Soooolie and whatever character Sigourny Weaver acted.
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>>729602896
This is probably human propaganda given that mind is in quotes for Na'vi
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>>729608675
they're automatons created for the amusement of a hyperintelligent planet-spanning tree fungus
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>>729608908
it's in the movie
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>>729608908
Could be because the hivemind stuff. Meaning it's not the whole picture.
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>>729608958
Yeah, in the school for teaching navigger kids about how great and cool humans are.
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>>729608521
that's a different movie called brotherhood of the wolf
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>>729608908
Nigger they literally grow Na'vi and have killed them for decades now.
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>>729609067
Do you think you can propagandize someone into not knowing the size of his own dick?
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>>729595387
And that's fine, i'd rather not have fat söyboys quote the movies for every single conversation or fat single mothers with avatar stickers on their 2007 mustangs, """people""" who think Avatar has no "cultural impact" are the same kind of drones that cream their pants while söyjaking over cameos in marvel movies
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>>729609147
We already did that with the BBC meme.
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>>729608908
>>729608996
If we take this completely seriously, then an answer is obvious. We humans evolved massive sexual characteristics (the biggest and most pronounced of the monke kingdom) because we had an extremely vicious evolutionary pressure to get better, specy wide.

Said otherwise, we have OVERSIZED cocks, breasts, and brains, in comparison with every monke. Check the charts. That's almost absurd.

Presumably, Eywa, giving a nice evolutionary nudge to slaves, wouldn't need oversized brains, cocks, or breasts in a slave specy.

That's more thoughts that Cameron probably ever gave about all that, tho.
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>>729608004
by the time any of this happens the average Na'Vi's consciousness will have been communing with their peers in eywa for billions of years, far longer than any of the generations of tribes on Pandora have even been around.
that's assuming there isn't some other extinction event doesn't kill all the fungus.
just like it's so fucking bold to assume humans can even last as long.
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>>729609147
Brother do you know what porn is? Camera angles, fisheye lens etc
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>Wageslave cannon fodder
:/
>Wageslave cannon fodder, but in space
:0

I still don't get the fags the glaze the faggy space marines in these movies
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>>729609608
fr, the glaze, of the fags, of the faggy space marines, glazing, are doing such a fag glaze, fr, fr, no cap, no cap

unc' won't like it, but i bout that, fr, no cap, glaze
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>>729609718
Exactly, you get it
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>>729609718
>one word
>goes into a schizo rant
Zoomers won fr
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>>729609608
It's the same fags that jerk their clitty over little dark age edits who think they would be knights fighting for mankind, when they don't even help their parents and play/fap 24/7
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What the fuck do they do with Avatar 4? Porn and memes aside they've just been rehashing the same fucking thing for this whole trilogy now. Even the final battle of this movie is just a rehash of the first and second one, right down to the animal life bailing everyone out and the underwater battle. Even Star Wars had a different finale for ESB and ROTJ. But these literally just copy each other with the same simplistic plot.
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>>729607786
Eywa might ban those things but the ban isn't something that's directly enforced. Jake still uses guns and so do several na'vi.
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>>729596254
>suddenly
I'll betray you fucks the second we discover attractive aliens
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>>729610204
They don't even have to be attractive and i would do it
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>>729610035
t. watched too much sissyhypno
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>>729610052
I genuinely expect Quaritch to go full Big Boss and say fuck you to both the Navi and the RDA
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>>729610052
It's the modern Fast & Furious. Really. It's spectacles, you leave the kinoplexes 20 minutes later having honestly forgotten all about the plot or the movie, but it has a lot of explosions, it looks good, and unlike the Disney Star Wars, it's not atrociously bad. And yeah, KK never managed the "not being atrociously bad" level of producing a movie. Which is not an indictment of either Avatar or Fast&Furious. It's a shit dropped in the mouth of KK.

But anyway, everyone will forget all of it in two weeks, but till then lots of explosions, better than KK Star Wars. It's a 4/10 instead of a 1/10.
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>>729610052
They're going to have to come up with some other contrivances for why the humans haven't just dropped a bomb on their parasite god tree or other space ship tech we could use to solve the problem in a day.
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>>729610343
Erm, good to know i guess?
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>>729610052
you gotta realize Avatar isn't a 5 movie franchise, it's a trilogy with two 6 hours movies in it.
2&3 were a package deal. the parallels between the two films were intentional. We're meant to see how the characters grew and how they approached the similar situation differently.
from what I've heard 4 will be after another timeskip anyway so they can literally do whatever they want.
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>>729610052
i dont care
its more half naked xenos for me
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Make a game/movie solely about genociding the disgusting blue niggers and I'm down.
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>>729610052
Humans start using nukes instead of writing the Na'vi off as dumb natives.
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>>729610483
The humans are retarded. They can tunnel under the tree and get the ore then fuck off never to touch the planet again.
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>>729610052
the most obviosu thing is main character Navis coming to future Earth to see how much of a cyberpunk dumpster it is.
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>>729610671
Just glass the planet and get the ore off it after
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>>729607308
>>729608849
But bringing someone back just for the Ayy pussy, a guy who is all about kicking ass as a human isn't neccesary. You can just pull a new guy out of your hat.
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>>729610780
Why waste good nukes? Those can be used in asteroid mining.
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>>729610817
Oh if you try to make sense of the logic in the movies you are going to have a bad time.
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>>729609347
>slaves
More like dolls. The Na'vi aren't effective defenders or otherwise pfoductive, Eywa just likes to play God.
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>>729610412
He's not going to go Big Boss, he's going to go full Sephiroth, and have a soul battle with Kiri over control of the planet's biosphere.
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>>729610898
Years long planet wide firebombings and dumping nuclear waste from orbit to make the planet unlivable
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>>729610052
They said 4 will have Earth parts.
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>>729610204
>>729610292
Just imagine the cruel and unusual punishment when we fucking get you
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>>729610412
For some reason people want to lie and act like the reason they like Quaritch and his gf is because of the biggest racist you know and his wife le funny meme but it has nothing to do with that at all. Sure it's kind of funny but it resonates because you can see how he's being the antithesis of Sully. He's following the same path where he is embracing the planet and the culture but in a complete destructive way that Sully rejects. He's going to start a rabid group of natives that hate their own planet and want to rule over everything with fire and death while Sully looked at the planet and just wanted to live the family man life. It's going to be massive irony behind Sully pushing Quaritch to embrace being a Navi. He literally created a monster worse than human kind.
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>>729611147
You'll die in name of mr shekelberg while i drown in alien pussy, we're not the same filthy earthling
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>>729611167
Killing Eywa is good actually, she's an abomination and a threat to all free life in the universe. Jake is only even on blue team because his brain has been infected from years of exposure. As shown in the third movie, Eywa can even mutate alien physiology. It mudt be destroyed, at all costs.
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>>729607380
>no 10ft tomboy qt blue alien to kiss
That's it, I'm bringing out the nitrogen
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>>729607380
So what is it young anon, will you live and die for space Israel until you're 90 or will you get it on with your tall cat GF?
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>>729611325
Where there's danger there is potential. Eywa cannot be the only life form of that type in the galaxy, and humanity was lucky to find it in such a primitive state. Humanity needs to study and understand Eywa, to bend it to their means before they encounter another space faring species that already has subjugated a similar species.
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>>729611325
Eywa is offensive to anyone that values strength. You're supposed to believe in it and expect it to deliver an easy life for you. And when times get tough you're supposed to keep believing. I think that's why Quaritch hated the natives and the planet so much because it was such weak piss baby shit to him. But now he sees natives that reject the Eywa shit and just want to burn the place down and that's all it took for him to jump on board with the Navi native shit.
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>>729611325
>Killing Eywa is good actually, she's an abomination and a threat to all free life in the universe
*On the planet. Let's not put Eywa too far higher that she is. She can go fuck herself, she is manipulating the planet like slaves, but she's hardly a Tyranid. Just nuke all of it.

Then if Eywa's semi-sentients terminals want to be integrated into the galactic community, >>729608086
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>>729595387
>only semi-original big budget sci-fi setting in the era of Marvel other than Snyder Streamshit
>goes full furfag immortality commune sex fantasy coomservice within two sequels
god damn it
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>>729596650
big alien feeta
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>>729595804
A good character design is one which can be identified by its silhouette alone.
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>>729611292
Dying is the fate for the alien scum. Yours would be far worse, eunuch.
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>>729597470
I thought he died by falling in a mountain gorge with his mecha
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>>729611816
No one ever really dies in [capitalist intellectual hospice property.]
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>>729609147
There's literally an entire category of porn dedicated to psy-opping people about how big black dicks are
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>>729611938
Sure, but that's different than trying to lie to you about your own dick
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So should I watch the previous 2 Avatar movies?
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>>729612073
Lolno
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>>729603396
there are still Xocolatl women to conquer even if they are part of a more modern society
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>>729609078
>got the name wrong the entire time
Well shit. Gotta go eat some crow.
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>>729595387
Damn this is getting shilled a fucking lot lately. This bitch keeps showing up.
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>>729612073
It's a very basic plot. So no. You shouldn't watch this one either, but you will, because EXPLOSIONS! Then you will instantly forget all about it the next morning.
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bros... what games besides Mass Effect have this dynamic... I want to be racist / humanity first with an alien / nonhuman gf....................
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>>729611167
I like Quaritch and his GF because it is the most natural relationship I've seen on-screen in a long while. It is so rare for this kind of thing.
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>A movie with the word "unobtanium" has a franchise on this scale
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>>729607601
You're not seeing how fucked up it is because it looks like a plant rather than a machine. Imagine if you had a danging ethernet port/cable that anyone could jack into and you were required to plug into for firmware updates regularly by cultural pressures or straight up force
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>>7296100 52
It's slop for 90 IQ consoomers, they could rehash it 20 times and still make billions
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>>729607926
Eywa, for one, and the Navi, for two, given their entire ethos is based around perpetual sustainability.
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>>729612672
that's called a zoomer, dude
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>>729595387
I watched the movie today and was disappointed. She was great at the start, then basically gave all her power to the military guy and became his accessory
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>>729612672
I'd care even less then because the Navi are essentially biodrones. You cannot really call them slaves as they were made to be that way and it would make the whole relationship Jake has wiith his GF a bit more grander as he is secretly balls deep in the planet mushroom LaARPing as a tribal unga bunga blue cat person.
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>>729612698
>num lock
Fug
Was meant for >>729610052
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>Can barely beat some mercs hired by a company
Wtf will they do when the humans actually come in full force with their military?
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>>729612806
Well if the individual organisms are drones then there is no actual moral justification why Eywa should have the resources and the humans shouldn't.
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>>729609718
unc mad
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>>729612806
They're autonomous biodrones. Created for and by Eywa to be autonomous when and if needed. They aren't completely unthinking.
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>>729607294
You tastes seem very Futa-coded
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>>729612890
She'll give you a blue Ayy pussy optomized for your exact preferences in exchange for mercy.
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>>729611784
Erm, this is kinda heretical?
Face the wall
*happy gas mask noises*
For the emperor!
Bold words for someone in shovel distance
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>>729602359
Vile.
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>>729612642
Ngl, i didn't even know much about Avatar before watching the gameplay from Funahus, i genuinely thought that name was a stupid joke they made
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>>729611605
that's not how it works at all
Na'vi don't value those that can't provide, they see the scientists as outsiders below children, and repeatedly welcome humans that can live up their lifestyle. Thinking that they believe they get delivered an "easy life" is a really eurocentric interpretation of indigenous lore when most of these tribal cultures are all about struggling in harmony with nature. The Na'vi clearly believe in the strength of the self, while the humans only believe in the strength of their artifices and power as a group. Human Quaritch was always an appeal to order and force, never once thought he was going to lose.

The ash tribe is all about a crisis of faith.
The moment Varaang gets mindraped by Kiri you know she's spooked because she realizes Eywa was real the whole time.
Quaritch himself refuses to see what Jake is trying to show him but you can tell if we get the other movies that he's going to see it.
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>>729613103
RIP Funhaus. You had shit taste in games but you were funny as fuck.
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>>729613132
wait so there's an autonomous biodrone tribe that is trying to get free of eywa

and somehow we're supposed to think they're the villains?
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>>729612564
BG2 Viconia kind of, everyone is racist against drow, including Charname if you want, and she's a bad bitch you impress with your manly prowess.
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>>729613191
I still believe that allegations against Adam were bullshit made up by Bruce to justify leaving and starting his streaming """career"""
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>>729612642
unobtanium is actually a word that's been used in engineering since the 50s for theoretically perfect materials that don't exist
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>>729602964
>>729603289
>>729603482
>>729602896
Worth noting that Navi have small dicks because they get most of their pleasure from the mindblowing mindmeld sex. Humans can't replicate that so they can only give physical pleasure.
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>>729613132
>The moment Varaang gets mindraped by Kiri you know she's spooked because she realizes Eywa was real the whole time.
Funny how the second they're out from under the hive mind rape power the Na'vi are as ruthless as any human and act in their own self interests, but we're meant to take from this that the Varaang are somehow the insane ones, rather than the other logical conclusion of 'Oh so these ones are now free and everyone else is getting directly controlled by the hive mind''
And that Kiri is freaked out because Eywa is real and she totes fucked up by not believing in it, rather than because it's going to come after her and hers.

'It's a Crisis of Faith.'
"No, it's seeing for ourselves, for the first time ever."
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>>729613298
But it does exist in Avatar, they have a fucking piece of it. It's not applicable here.
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>>729613234
The Na'vi are pretty much content to do their own thing. Humans more or less fucked it up but its because they're written that way. Avatar 1 should've had some level of nuance, humans should've been trying to colonize a new world and had actual efforts of peace while the Na'vi massacre human settlements pushing both sides to war. At the same time its kinda stupid that humanity hasn't won by now at all. The Na'vi don't outnumber, outgun and resort to the most basic paleolithic tactics known to man. Even the wildlife should've been easily gunned down in this last movie.
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>>729613401
yes, but it's called unobtanium because it's a theoretically perfect material that otherwise did not exist until they discovered it on a different planet
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>>729613234
brother how about you watch even ONE trailer before you try to join discourse on something. That's all you need to do to hear Varaang's whole "the fire came from the mountain and Eywa abandoned us" shtick
jesus fucking christ I guess I already knew no one on /v/ talks about games they have never played or seen 2 minutes of, why would it be any different for anything else?
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>>729613234
Well Elwa is just some giant eldritch baby mushroom girl playing around with her toys. In fact, humans showing up was originally not an immediate hostile reaction from the Lore (and if I remember right the movie also brought this up). Then humans gonna human and they started torching the place and laying the smack down on everything present. Yet even then she wasn't taking humans seriously until she was shown Earth is fucking dead bro.

I wouldn't even be surprised that she thought Earth was a new playmate until then.
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>>729613374
wow that hive mind sounds pretty good if it keeps everyone living peacefully with nature and gives them a hivemind afterlife and stuff
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>>729612860
The same thing they always do: ask for their stupid goddess to do the job. She already did it three times.
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>>729613590
>wow that hive mind sounds pretty good if it keeps everyone living peacefully with nature and gives them a hivemind afterlife and stuff
Eat ze boogs and live in the pod then anon. It's all they're asking you to do after all.
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>>729607601
>this idea that Eywa is in any way a negative impact on the planet is strange
Its not strange. Its holding them back developmentally. You could argue maybe this isn't a bad thing, but you have to look at the bigger picture. Planets are finite and fragile, if the navi never develop into a space faring race like humans, then everything on that planet including the plant internet will be destroyed forever eventually. Probably sooner than later because that isn't exactly a stable star system like ours.

So in that respect its a self destructive system, just like our own world is being held back developmentally by the majority of the species being too low IQ to maintain a civilization without endless aid.
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>>729613494
But nobody would actually call it unobtanium, because that's a retarded meme word made specifically to mock the concept. They would call it something related to its physical makeup or properties.
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>>729613720
that's what the humans are asking you to do
all eywa wants is for you to retvrn to a tribal lifestyle where you eat raw meat and fruit, get married for life, and live with your ancestors in the spirit world after death
it is humans who want you to live in a tiny apartment and eat fake food and own nothing and work for corporations until death
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>>729613812
I don't think it's hard to believe that some researcher found out about the room temperature superconductor that just sits in the ground in pandora, and called it unobtanium before anyone else had a name for it
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>>729613470
>The Na'vi are pretty much content to do their own thing.
"Their own thing" is living like prey on a death world because the evil giant mushroom that's infected all their brains says "tools are le bad". The RDA needs to realize this and kill Eywa to free the Na'vi.
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>>729613878
>N-no, it's being a noble savage that's based and-
You see a child-like wonder in the innocence of the Na'vi and the need for more of mankind as parasitic.
I see only children playing at the feet of an eternal mother who will never let them grow up, or old, or into something more, an eternal stagnation, in the actions of the Na'vi and the reality of the world beyond the shadow of your parents in the actions of mankind.

Be a child all you like, but remember this; no cradle lasts forever.
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>>729613590
>living peacefully with nature
As established in like the first half hour of the first movie, Na'vi lifestyle is extremely dangerous and terrifying. They're all paranoid schizophrenics living as intermediate predators on a death world.
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>>729613374
Varaang is a moron
there's so much jungle for them to shit in they could have just moved.
Likely, she saw failures of her mother to keep things under control and when she took over she decided to just burn it all down.
They'd literally rather squat in an ashy caldera doing drugs and fly out to rob other people than simply move.
They have all of the cultural ingenuity and merit of the fucking Huns, except the huns would at least just move somewhere else. There's nothing to praise here as more real or authentic these are the traits of societies that the west have looked down on for centuries.
The Na'Vi are intelligent enough to know their god is real, that their eternal afterlife is real, and that it's in the fucking plants. so why the FUCK did they stay where all the plants died when this is VERIFIED KNOWLEDGE?
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>>729613971
That's because you're fucking retarded and know nothing about geology or material sciences or the people who study them. The first impulse would be to try to name it after themselves, and failing that, name it after whatever it was made of.
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>>729613812
You sound like you've never had a real job in your life honestly. Fields like extraction are 98% memeing on corporate culture when the HR karens aren't around to give everyone the hagwitch stinkeye.
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>>729614085
>As established in like the first half hour of the first movie, Na'vi lifestyle is extremely dangerous and terrifying
they don't seem to have trouble with it
the first half hour of the movie establishes that pandora is a deathworld to humans. Humans act like paranoid schizophrenics to live there. The na'vi are comfortable living in harmony with nature, and we never see wild animals hunting na'vi.
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>>729614162
Nah. Someone absolutely would take the piss and name it something dumb.
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>>729603018
American natives hate white people and give you the "white man" glare and will bring up "you stole muh land" all the time which gets annoying. They are nothing like the blue cat women as the cat people don't have a addiction to mouth wash yet.
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>>729602371
>Woman shoots gun
>Turns and flags everyone
They did their homework.
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At the end of the day any of the wonders of the Na'vi can be cut down with a simple Star Trek quote;
>It's easy to be a saint in paradise

Star Trek can tickle its own cock sometimes, but at least it challenges the Federation to be better and their conceptions of reality on occasion.
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>>729614079
yes, the na'vi must grow up and go to work! Wagie time, bliggers! Mr sheckleberg needs profits for his new yacht, no more being lazy in the forest for you!
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>>729613878
>all eywa wants is for you to retvrn to a tribal lifestyle
IE, constantly have to physically fight for your survival, are constantly exposed to the elements 24/7, die from any significant injury or illness, have a 30% infant mortality rate, just get to eat shit if you're born disabled or even near sighted, and have literally nothing to do for your entire life but "fuck" and deathbattle megafauna.
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It is ridicilous how people genuinely simp for RDA and humanity in Avatar when humanity in that franchise is basically the worst fucking form of anti-environmentalist exploitation of natural resources for capitalistic gain. Like, to a cartoonish fucking extent. Humanity in Avatar has already essentially destroyed earth, rendering basically all of it's biosphere half dead from over exploitation and pollution, and they are looking to do the same shit on Pandora. The unobtanium they want isn't to safe the earth, it is for fucking profit and fuel the megaprojects of the rich fucks that run human civilization. Same goes for the whale goo they want. That shit is being sent back to earth to ensure that the pedophile billionares that run humanity can extend their lifespan even more.

Humanity in Avatar is utter fucking shit turbo villains. Cameron didn't give them any nuance because these movies are essentially written as environmentalist anti-american/anti-imperialist propaganda flicks.
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>>729595387
trannycoded art.
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>>729614321
>nothing to do for your entire life but "fuck" and deathbattle megafauna.
ngl you're making it sound based as fuck
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>>729614307
>I want to just goon in the woods for eternity and die at the ripe old age of 35 when Eywa decides that I'm more useful as protein for one of the predators
Imagine having Mr. Nosenberg inside your head, controlling you, 24/7.
That's what you're advocating for.
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>>729614321
we don't know what the na'vi infant mortality rate is
but the na'vi certainly seem to prefer living like that. It sounds more like you're just mad that you don't have the option
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>>729614212
>they don't seem to have trouble with it
"What is water", says the fish
>the first half hour of the movie establishes that pandora is a deathworld to humans.
Jake, in his Avatar body, nearly gets killed over and over again, because he has not yet mastered the art of being a schizo cat person
>Humans act like paranoid schizophrenics to live there.
No, they just do the actually smart thing and construct an exclusion zone, which Eywa doesn't allow because she's a bitch.
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anyone have that drawing of the evil na'vi lady next to a stocky human thats a copy of that "most racist man alive" meme?
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>>729614382
Says the guy with Ms. Nosenstein in his head rent free.
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>>729595387
>Neytiri mocap actress: Zoe Saldana
>dominican (mostly african)
>never understood what was all the craze for these "blue 'cat' aliens", Neytiri was ugly as fuck
>16 years later
>Varang mocap actress: Oona Chaplin
>english-chilean (mostly anglo)
>holy fuck, I get it now
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Paid to shill on a holiday winter break? Sad.
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>>729614390
>but the na'vi certainly seem to prefer living like that.
The ones that are literally infected with a mind controlling brain fungus do, yeah. Those separate from Eywa immediately recognize the obvious advantages of moving past paleolithia.
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>>729597012
>Then, afterwords, Cameron wrote a 1:1 ripoff of Dances with Wolves and

Fern Gully: The Last Rain Forest
Enemy Mine
Free Willy
Every animated movie with cute animals being intelligent (The Secret of NIMH)
... Captain Planet. (EARTH! (where humans are from) FIRE! (pt 3) WIND (tbd) WATER (pt2) HEART (tbd)
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>>729614347
As opposed to how capitalists act in real life.
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>>729614382
and yet wild animals don't seem to hunt na'vi. They only hunt humans in avatar bodies who act in ways or go in places that the na'vi know are dangerous.
>>729614434
yes, exactly. The na'vi do not suffer being hunted by predators, because they understand how to live safely. They have comfortable, happy lives living like this, and don't need to kill every single predator to live safely.
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>>729614347
compared to how corporations act in south america when a right wing dictator lets them, its not really an exaggeration at all
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>>729606456
I think it has to do with them having sex through their hair strand things. They are sexually attractive yes but it throws a lot of gooners off, it would be like in a fantasy game world where snake woman exist but their vagina is in the anatomically correct place instead of stuff like MGQ. Reminds me of the mermaids from Futurama being realistic enough that Fry runs away once he realizes he can't have regular sex with it.
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>>729614347
>Humanity in Avatar has already essentially destroyed earth
I would agree with you in the context of the story but this entire concept of a future is just as implausible as giant metal boned cat people on a low gravity planet.

The trajectory we're headed towards is a total population crash cascade as western and eastern powers decline, foreign aid dries up, mass die offs in the third world as a result. All of earth's bounty in terms of resources remains untouched. Grown over in dense jungles from higher volcanic (not human) CO2 levels, until the onset of the next ice age finishes what few of us are left off because we're not nearly as well equipped to handle it mentally or physically as our early ancestors were.
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>>729603018
People post shit like this as if those people aren't still around. There isn't a damn thing stopping you from marrying a spic. Come to Texas and put a lottery ticket and a Modelo under a box propped up with a stick with a string attached and you'll catch yourself a wife in no time.
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>>729614347
these are the same people who would willingly go to the alien death world and risk their lives daily solely because they were fed some stupid line about le manifest destiny or whatever
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>>729614347
People don't side with the RDA, they side against the retarded sub-captain america ecofag hippy messaging. In the lore, Earth was poluted in part from asteroid mining, that's how little Cameron understands about reality. It's utterly retarded propaganda, and so fun to poke holes in, like how despite making the leaders of humanity cartoon villains, he still managed to make Pandora even worse by having its entire biosphere, including all of the people on it, mentally and spiritually enthralled by a fungi superorganism. Of course people aren't going to engage with what we're presented literally.
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>>729614559
>>729614649

Well, yeah, but irl at least turbo capitalists try to be a bit coy about what they are about and how they would gladly burn down the amazon rainforest and pollute every coral reef if it marginally raised their quarterly profits. In Avatar, there isn't even any pretense of care for the environment from the human side.
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>>729614537
eywa has never mind controlled a na'vi
what advantages do the ash tribe gain? They're insane suicide bombers who have a worse quality of life compared to other na'vi
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>>729614347
Because Avatar is simply so badly written that its humanity, a cartoonish humanity, one that is paper thin almost comically, is still seen as better than the alien because the movies are so afraid of any nuance, morals, or idea.

Na'vi in Avatar are bioodrones created by a planetary consciousness. That's just what they are. Then Humanity comes to take from the planetary consciousness some ore or some whale oils.

The question: why does it matter? Why should I care about the biodrones not wanting to do it? Why should I care about the planetary consciousness being portrayed as the good guys? For as much as I can understand, we're talking villain vs villain there. And no, the fact the other side has tall blue catgirls girlfriends is no argument, it's an appeal to my cock.
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>>729614543
yes, it's even worse than being a ripoff of a single movie, it's a 1:1 trope done a million times.
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>>729614759
none of this is true, you're just a tribalistic contrarian
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>>729614748
>turbo capitalists try to be a bit coy
yeah because theyre still on earth with eyes on them. now imagine them 20,000 light years away with no cameras or reporters
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>>729614584
>They only hunt humans in avatar bodies who act in ways or go in places that the na'vi know are dangerous.
Actual retard hours in this thread it seems.
When there aren't humans in Na'vi bodies around, what do they hunt little timmy?
Could it be the thing that looks exactly like a human in a Na'vi body?
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>>729614347
They made Earth look too much like Cyberpunk, and made the RDA look cool with mechs and spacecraft and oil refinery set dressing. If they had just taken a picture of slums in Cairo or Delhi and made that the entire human aesthetic then people would be more pro-Pandora.
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>>729613470
>Avatar 1 should've had some level of nuance
there was they tried to connect with them diplomatically for decades before Jake succeeded on showing humans could meet them on equal ground.
>while the Na'vi massacre human settlements pushing both sides to war.
The problem is the Na'vi didn't see it as a territorial or existential threat as long as humans just stayed out of their territory. Much like each tribe kind of stays to their own location, the moon seems plenty big for the population sizes they have and they're nowhere near needing to compete for resources. There's just no reason for Na'vi to do this as they didn't understand the full implication of what the humans are doing. Humans encroaching on their territory in the first movie was ENTIRELY on purpose to provoke a response and justify culling the tribe, all to get at the motherlode they were sitting on.
>At the same time its kinda stupid that humanity hasn't won by now at all.
the humans are busy profiteering not conquering. They show up in the 3rd movie not even expecting an ambush or threat at all or that the sentient whales may have finally gotten fed up with their bullshit.
>The Na'vi don't outnumber, outgun and resort to the most basic paleolithic tactics known to man.
they literally never needed to before the battle in the first movie, anything before that would have been small patrols and hunting parties occasionally skirmishing. Humans themselves didn't even HAVE the equipment THEY needed for the conflict they literally packed mining explosives in a freight airship, that was the whole fucking plan outside throwing a heli and mech escort at the problem.
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>>729614751
>eywa has never mind controlled a na'vi
Not only does Eywa literally manipulate their fucking SOULS, it even directly infects biological humans who live on the planet long enough. Na'vi pathologically reject technology and advancement except for the ones that have been cut off from Eywa. She has enslaved the species!
>what advantages do the ash tribe gain?
Well, nothing, because they're going to lose, because Cameron is a faggot hippy retard. But if they did win, which they deserve, they could enjoy all of the comforts and security afforded by an industrial civilization.
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>>729614912
hows that industrial civilization working out for the majority of humanity on earth?
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>>729614870
>When there aren't humans in Na'vi bodies around, what do they hunt little timmy?
obviously they hunt the weak and old of the herbivore prey species
just like how tigers on earth very rarely hunt humans, they hunt deer
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>>729606456
I remember some art in 2009 and 2010 then it dried up. I think it was because youtube and new trends became popular after 2009 that stole the spot light, didn't help that it stayed dead until a few years ago.
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>>729614584
>The na'vi do not suffer being hunted by predators, because they understand how to live safely.
They do suffer being hunted, they're just skilled enough to not die very often. Personally I think it would be better to not have to worry about that kind of thing.
>and don't need to kill every single predator to live safely.
They literally can't even build walls to protect themselves lmao
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>>729614912
the na'vi have traditional beliefs about technology and metalworking, never in any avatar movie does eywa control the thoughts or behaviors of a na'vi
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>>729614730
>>729614759
>muh Pandora is a hivemind guise!
Pure copium from the people simping for the fucking Looten Plunder version of humanity.
Nothing we actually see in the movies indicates that the Navi lack individuality or are directly under the thrall of Eywa. Whatever Eywa is, clearly isn't some all controlling hivemind. The Navi have individuality and sapience and do the fucking whales for that matter as well. Eywa is more like some sort of emergent consciousness within the fungal internet all life on Pandora interfaces with rather than some domineering hivemind controllign "biodrones".
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>>729614956
Badly, because this is poorly written propaganda made by an evil moron.
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>>729601105
>Alita
Both the manga and movie are great. I highly recommend the move it's badass.


The movie is watered down for your average audience (iron city is more like hustling bustling India with vigilante police instead of a depressing gross place where people eat rats)
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>>729615028
They literally plug their brains directly into Eywa, this is the basis of their spiritual beliefs. From where do you think they got the idea not to use tools?
>>729615039
It's not a hive mind, it's a biosphere and an entire sapient species that are enslaved to the whims of a subterranean superorganism. It's much, much worse than a hive mind.
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>>729615168
>From where do you think they got the idea not to use tools?
god saying "don't do this" is not the same as being mind controlled
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>>729615045
Thism avatar is just anti white anti industrial propaganda. Jews literally spend billions of dollars organizing the best engineers and technology in the world to say... white people bad we need blue niggers to run everything.


The core of the story is always pedantic
>EVIIIL WHITE PEOPLE KILLING NATURE FOR RESOIRCES
when history shows that native populations like the Navi are always raping pillaging human sacrificing savages, not tall blue hippies always tripping out on brain stem drugs.
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>>729615045
The only correct word in your statement is propaganda. These movies are obvious anti-imperial, anti-capitalist, and anti-american, pro environmentalism movies, which makes it extra hilarious that Cameron has gotten fucking Holliwood to fund this stuff. He is perhaps the most based director still alive. RDA and humanity in Avatar is essentially just USA and it's cancerous profit driven culture taken to the logical extreme.

>>729615168
Show any evidence of the Navi being slaves to Eywa, retard.
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>>729614912
>But if they did win, which they deserve, they could enjoy all of the comforts and security afforded by an industrial civilization.
In a better series we'd get to see "The buddy cop adventures of mankind and the Na'vi as they engage in space adventures hunting the predatory members of the great filter parasite species'

Also, as always, the Na'vi have to outright rely on James Cameron directly intervening via Deus ex machina at the end of each movie to explain how their civilization continues to exist.
When your answer to 'How are you even still alive' is "I'm the authors favouritest little creation :)" then you're not standing on your own two feet.
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>>729615168
>>729615228
It's a shitty ham fisted "white people bad" storyline pushed by jews.
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>>729615039
I don't think either of you have any idea how a hive mind would actually work beyond video game logic. In reality it would be decentralized due to the distances involved, unified with informational and ideological hegemony towards a common goal while individual members probably have no idea they're even a part of a hive mind to begin with.
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>>729615228
It is when it talks to them by directly interfacing with their own neurons. Especially given that this edict is universally followed by the Na'vi, everywhere on the planet, despite it being FUCKING RETARDED, and the rule is ONLY broken by those Na'vi who are severed from Eywa.
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>>729614730
why are you people so bent on making eywa seem evil
brother humans on earth are spiritually enthralled by heckin doggos waggin their tails. We've genetically coded each other to have this relationship where we soijak at this needy often useless attention craving creature. THAT'S fucking evil. We're no fucking better.
At least eywa is real and lets everyone live forever after they die, no strings attached.
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>>729615341
>which makes it extra hilarious that Cameron has gotten fucking Holliwood to fund this stuff.
What do you mean, hollywood is full of fucking retarded satanist anti-white psychopaths. Of course they would make this movie. They've made this movie DOZENS of times in every conceivable setting.
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>>729615393
and yet plenty of na'vi do use guns, even the ones who still love eywa and regularly connect to the network
it's clearly not a very strict rule
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>>729615373
It can be summed up as
>Yes, have no ambitions, do what those who know more than you tell you to do. They certainly won't exploit that, or you. Be good cattle and live simple, mindless lives. Everything is under control so long as you stick to Net Zero and eat ze boogs. Own nothing. Be Happy.
Which is just about the most nefarious message I can think of.
It's crazy how on the nose it is, pardon the pun.
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>>729600490
The movie takes place in the Alpha/Proxima Centauri star system. A few years ago, it was discovered that there's a gas giant there, just like the one in the Avatar. One of the planets, Proxima b, has a good chance of harboring life. Bros... There's a chance!
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>>729615395
They have to try to paint Eywa as evil in order to justify their own simping for extremely cartoonishly evil depiction of humanity/usa we've seen on film in decades.

>>729615468
The fact that you think these movies are anti-white rather than almost explicitly ANTI AMERICAN just shows how out of touch you actually are. RDA is essentially just an algamation of horrid murrican megacorporations and PMCs being hellbent on destroying the environment of Pandora and plannign whale genocides.
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>>729615395
Dogs are not sapient and were never sapient. Still, certain breeds were genuinely bad to create, and more people are coming to terms with this. It's still a crime unbelievably lower in scale than creating an entire species of SAPIENT PEOPLE and then making them live like animals in the wild for your own entertainment.
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>>729614759
damn look how small her breasts are that's so hot. Need a tall flat alien wife
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>>729614293
Of all the Star Trek captain, Sisko was the most human
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So what does Sigourney Weaver Blue Female Jesus get up to in the 3rd film?
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>>729615498
They're allowed to use stolen tech because there's no rule saying that there isn't. What they can't do is actually build even basic infrastructure of their own.
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>>729615615
>The fact that you think these movies are anti-white rather than almost explicitly ANTI AMERICAN
Cameron is a hippy boomer retard and he considers this equivalent. That's why literally everyone other than basic grunts in the RDA are white, and even then it's almost all of the basic grunts too. Meanwhile almost all of the Na'vi are black, except for the villain lady of this third movie, who is played by a white chick.
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>>729613812
>engineers
>not retarded
le mao
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>>729615804
>Cameron is a hippy boomer retard and he considers this equivalent. That's why literally everyone other than basic grunts in the RDA are white, and even then it's almost all of the basic grunts too. Meanwhile almost all of the Na'vi are black, except for the villain lady of this third movie, who is played by a white chick.
It's funny in a way. You can despise one human, or a small minority of humans, but you can't despite the majority of humans, but once you get to all humans it wraps back around to being totes fine again.
>Humanity is a cancer, we should all die, anti-natalism ftw, let's all do the right thing and kill ourselves
>...even the bla-
>UH, RACIST MUCH?!
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>>729615804
I wouldn't take anything directors say at face value. If they want to work they have to navigate the slop homogenization shadowsubsidy system. With how fucking batshit Ridley Scott has been lately I have to wonder if they're just threatening to kill the old guard directors if they step out of line. They're even making them train their own minority replacements in Cameron/Ridley's cases.
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>>729615541
Yup, and I assume the sexualized alien design was made for kids to see on purpose. Not trying to moralfag just think out how Jews are reasoning.

>>729615804
Also on purpose
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>A few weeks ago it was revealed the world is being run by a cabal of pedophiles, and nobody cares
>"Why is humanity so cartoonishly evil in this?!"
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>>729615393
>>729615168
>From where do you think they got the idea not to use tools?
from where did YOU get the idea, you fucking tourist? Every post you make it more abundantly clear you didn't actually watch any of these movies or engage with them intellectually.
The main remnants of Omatikaya clan ARE using human weapons and tactics, as Jake taught them, and are under constant guerilla warfare with RDA. We're shown this in the 2nd movie, numbnuts. Jake and his allies are constantly seeing radio comms and weapons.
Whatever you're saying "all Na'Vi" believe was at most said by the water tribe chief one time and Neytiri, who immediately goes to using RPG charges on her bow by the end of the same movie.

They don't have a problem with "technology" they have a personal connection with the world around them and the resources they claim from their prey, they see these very specific technologies that destroy their environment or are overly destructive for the sake of killing and rightfully believe that they have no place in their daily way of life.
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>>729615804
Nigger we see people from all kinds of backgrounds in the human city when Jake gets captured. RDA isn't running some white ethnostate on Pandora.
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>A few weeks ago
The Panama papers were 2016. People got murdered for leaking some of that stuff. Nothing ever happened. The Bush administration lied about stuff leading to the GWOT and nothing ever happened. Nothing ever happens.
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>>729602838
Do you play as an Avatar or a Na'vi in this game?
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>>729616268
>from where did YOU get the idea, you fucking tourist?
You retarded fucking bonobo. He got it from the fucking canon;
>You shall not set stone upon stone.
>Neither shall you use the turning wheel.
>Nor use the metals of the ground.
https://james-camerons-avatar.fandom.com/wiki/Three_Laws_of_Eywa
At least pretend to know something about this setting before arguing to the death over it because you're a contrarian, anti-human faggot.
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>>729615649
I'm talking about us being emotionally manipulated by this emotional connection to dogs, not what we are doing to dogs.
We are literally slaves to this instinct and it's just considered normal no one questions if dogs are actually worth any of the trouble and people who treat dogs like livestock(an objectively realistic worldview) are treated as soulless barbarians.
So how is being manipulated by some connection like this any better than being manipulated by connection to a global neural network that actually improves your life
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>>729616447
A Na'vi



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