When I played this I realized that Xbox is basically a front and they make "fake games" to pad out game pass. Both literally and figuratively. Something like Perfect Dark was never real nor meant to be real. Battloads looked real but if you played it after the first or 2nd level you realize that it's basically a fake game - something padded out with nonsense to fill a requisite "runtime" and there was no real game here at all.

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>>729602640
Literally the best playing game in the series and it is not even close. Giving you an omnidirectional dash that can cancel out off any animation into more attacks that also works in the air really elevates this shitty beatemup genre to something that plays well.
Just as varied in levels as the old ones. Has cutscenes that are funny or just skip if you are one of those triggered millennials still fuming at teen titans go, a very popular show at the time btw just how TMNT was.

This game really opened my eyes how no one on /v/ plays videogames and just repeats whatever the other retard in a thread said who also did not play any games.

>>729603186
bro theres like 2 actual levels in the game

>>729603186
You know what, this screenshot is the first time i’ve actually seen anything related to the game aside from cutscenes. Not once before did anyone ever show off how the game actually was

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>>729603241
>beatemup
>puzzle platformer
>tunnel ride
>vertical queen escape
>twinstick danmaku
>boss fights
>1 finger punch
These are just the TYPES of levels and there are several for all but 2 of them.
Please play a fucking videogame once in your life man. This is just pathetic.

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>>729603682
I forgot the insane wariowarelike mini puzzles to not make the ship explode section too.
>>729603620
Yes the only thing that was posted back then here when it released was the queen shaking her ass during one early cutscene and then everyone outraging about a character I was not even remembering existed when playing the old games.

Wait, they made another one?

>>729603682
yes i remember the mobile game tier mini games. im talking specifically about the actual video game parts, so the beat em up and the tunnel ride section i guess (although that was just part of one level in the original game)

>>729602640
why don't you call gamestop and ask them

>>729604182
>those don't count!!
Pissbaby
Also I remembered another gameplay section I forgot with the 2d sidescrolling bobride. Game barrages you with gameplay so fast that I barely took any screenshots at all. 4-5 hours of just a fun time. Would go for perfect arcade score runs if I was younger with less games.

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>>729603906
Yeah...they sure did...

An attempt to modernize the series.

A terrible one, but still.

I dunno the Dark Queen was hot and the music was great

>>729605979
imagine the

>>729603906
another one? what's the previous one?

>>729602640
I was interested in this so I watched a gameplay video and holy shit it's fucking gay

>>729603186
The gameplay might be fun but the writing is terrible.

>>729606729
THEN SKIP THE CUTSCENES NIGGA
JUST HOLD THE BUTTON