Why is she such a jobber?
>>729612705idk but the porn of her is good
>>729612705it's erotic
Why is Shirou such a dicklet?
>>729612705Everyone else jobs harder so it's okay
>>729614572he's japanese
>>729612705because shirou sucks
>>729612705Not my problem, not my King.This is the better King.
That's my once and future king you're talking about nigger
>>729617747>disgusting black creatures, get out of my sight!
>>729618227>where's that DAMN fourth servant!?
>>729612705still won the holy grail war. Even if she jobs from time to time....
Archer vs Saber in hollow ataraxia made me absolutely cream my panties
>>729617547YJK
>>729619658>One jobber versus the Worf jobberSad but it's true
Well it's the natural problem of writing a character whose supposed to be unbelievably strong but also making them the protagonist
>>729619739disgusting faggot>>729619658a reminder archer is actually op as fuck
>>729619759>t.
>>729612705All those muscles get in the way.
>>729612705>OP main heroine>Gimped by having a newbie main hero for a masterNot that hard to figure out.
>>729620204saber's body dysmorphia is adorable and hilarioushttps://youtu.be/lTN1BONsQx8&t=434
>>729614034imagine if zouken wormed her..
>>729620608saber is the cutest
>>729620204I dont think takeuchi knows how to draw women with muscles. His fault
>>729621263Considering Medusa is supposed to be freakishly tall, you might be right about something.
>>729621354SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>729620736He wonders so too>"Then it is best to make you, rather than this corpse, into my slave. you submit to me, rather than this corpse. I shall let my worms eat you alive and have you follow this corpse’s fate.”who knowsmaybe he did with salter and that's why she's a complete doormat
>>729621686i once asked grok if it was even possible and told me some shit like her magic resistance and willpower being too high for it or some shit and also that her core is spiritual unlike a humans and that it wouldnt work
>>729620065This is my second favorite character, behind Kotomine
>>729619739Father and Son loves horses a lot!
>>729621810>i once asked grokanon, please
>>729619658>Saber, cut off his balls.
>>729614034Why did Caster do this again? Wasn't she getting dicked down by the secret assasin teacher?
>>729621887>>729621810What servant would Grok be? Caster?
>>729622550feminizing a tomboy and sexually corrupting/breaking her is hot
>>729622550>>729622706
>>729617547Your king submits to an Assassin's butt.
>>729622550>>729622706>>729622757
She's actually fat cause she eats nonstop
>>729622550>>729622706>>729622757>>729622828>>729622784You jackfags are legitimately some of the most annoying retards plaguing these threads next to the yuritroon and wormshits
>>729614034saber is so molestable.
Saber if she was a good character
>>729622550>>729622706>>729622757>>729622828>>729622879
>>729622706>>729622757>>729622828Ah, I think you're the anon with whom I theorized a while back that there's a magical string going right between her legs that keeps her ass propped up in that scene.
>>729622550>>>729622706>>729622757>>729622828>>729622879>>729622946>>729622935oh yes>>729622940big titty seiba is only as popular because of petite seiba
>>729622550>>729622706>>729622757>>729622828>>729622879>>729622946>>729623010>>729623005Yeah, it's me.I watched this episode looking for evidence and found out the animators were really horny for having saber in the background in this pose
>>729622550>>729622706>>729622757>>729622828>>729622879>>729622946>>729623010>>729623079Bonus roundDemeaning things Caster did outside of the sexy wedding lingerie bondage dress
>>729622550Because Caster is a bad girl.
>>729622879Says the retard spamming to keep this pathetic goon thread alive.
>>729622550>>729622706>>729622757>>729622828>>729622879>>729622946>>729623010>>729623079>>729623248
For me, it's Sakura
>>729623296seething pedo retard
>>729613845>porn addicto
>>729623364Shirou and his invisible dick
>>729621354Shes supposed to be 172cm, 5'7" which I suppose is very tall compared to the average Japanese women
>>729621354The fact they keep bringing it up makes even worse, FGO has chick's who are actually huge, and somehow they still say Medusa is too tall.
Mods! The curry men are projecting again!
>>729614572His bone of the sword isn't as developed as his older self yet.
>JackfagsIt's just a drawing! It's just a drawing! Look at this fat fucking ass on a twig, bro! Oh fuck!>YuritroonShirou is a shit! Rin is the real protagonist. Rin has sex with Saber and her cousin all night long! Her fucking her sister is wholesome, sweetie!>WormfagsSakura is the canon ending because this joke post-bad end segment said so! She has the best personality of being a victim and so powerful and wholesome at the same time while she has her sister raped for eternity! Angra Mainyu is at fault even though he is unironically a good boy who dindu nuffin! Only insecure beta males want a girl who hasn't been ran through a dozen times
>>729623549OH FUCK HE'S COMING
>>729612705Why did red man let her one shot him?
>>729621354She IS freakishly tall by japanese standards. She is taller than most of their men.
>>729623549kekhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVabbBoWkws>>729623676IIRC even the Japs called bullshit on Nasu or making her under six feet
You? a jobber? FUHAHAHAHAHAKneel at my feet mongrel. I, The King of Jobbers, has graced this thread with my presence
>>729623640Bro was tired.Real answer? He's an Archer and she's THE Saber. He wasn't going to win a 1v1 close range.
>>729623753it is genuinely ridiculous how many problems would've been solved by archer actually taking his class seriously
>>729623714Why? It's not like they are as tall as she is to begin with. Nation of manlets.
>>729623806because 5'8 isn't freakishly tallit's above average for them
>>729623640Redman REALLY wanted to kill the redheaded step child
>>729623803If everyone used common sense, a lot of shit wouldn't have happened.
>>729623859It is for women in japan, the average jap bitch is like 5 feet tall and the average jap man is like 5 5.
Long live the King!
The bun is the most underappreciated part of Seibah.
>>729623714https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy9r2qeouiQ&t=39s
>>729623859it is freakishly tall for a women in japan though
>>729624041Yes saar! Long live the Queen needful!
>>729623714Has there ever been a Servant whose whole thing is just Fast? Lancers are fast yeah, but there has to be one hero that just embodies that.
>>729624003that's cute>>729624190i wonder if being tall is acceptable make up for being brown there
>>729624190an average without a standard deviation is useless
>>729624212achillesrichard, i think
>>729624297Richard is so fucking cool
It has been my IRL dream to fuck a woman that's 6' or taller.
>>729624337that's every man's though
>>729624212I'm struggling to think of one whose gimmick is "just" I go really fast. It's usually tied to something else. There isn't a The Flash but servant as far as I can remember.
>>729624337ok
>>729624337>>729624441That's too close to my actual height. I need her to be at least 7 feet tall for there to be a meaningful gap. 6 feet just won't do. I need women to be either much shorter or much taller, around the same height is lame and gay.
>>729624472You'd think there would be a Rider at least.
>>729620204
>>729624613That's sexy.
>>729624560Most riders are fast, but going fast alone isn't all they do.
>>729624337I used to date and fuck a 6'5 bitch for a while.I think your dream is better than the reality of it as its just a woman who is bigger and heavier than normal.
>>729624337Dated a 6'3 Rockabilly girl from Oregon in college; she loved to wear high heels but every other guy she'd been with didn't let her because they were insecure manlets.It was everything I hoped and dreamed it would be.t. 5'11 King of Manlets
>>729624703You telling me there's no Usain Bolt Servant?
>>729619739Based.
>>729624727yeah but tiddy at head level
>>729624337Same, except for the 6' or taller part.
>>729624798Achilles is probably the closest you are gonna get, like that other anon mentioned(he has a skill specifically related to running and his chariot does more damage the faster it goes).
>>729619739>>729624801dipped far too down the porn line
Maybe a moot point since most servants are genderbent waifus now, but what's one servant you guys feel was done dirty by their portrayal? For me, it's Spartacus. He was just a dumb meathead in Apocrophya when the guy was supposed to be a charismatic leader of mean and a great tactician
>>729625257Caesar
>>729625257ROMA is the most obvious one.>>729625310Caesar is fine, saber is his later life politician form. He has an alt muscular version.
>>729621354It’s not just the Japanese woman height thing, it’s also the Ancient Greek aspect with her sisters saying small and petite is the pinnacle of beauty so being tall and busty like Medusa is ugly and weird.
>>729625257Thomas Edison being every US president is the gayest thing ever. We were robbed
>>729625662Eh, that one is cool in my book. Frankly speaking it's hard to justify presidents becoming servants to begin with so a bunch of would be weak spirits fusing into one makes sense.
>>729625662nobody wants to get into US politics bullshit
>>729625662>Thomas Edison being every US presidentWhat?
>>729624801>>729619739>>729621858
>>729626396
>>729625774>>729625856>No George Washington rider servant>No alter King George If we can get Billy the fucking Kid we can get GEORGE FUCKING WASHINGTON
>>729626368Every US president fused into a single servant because otherwise they were too weak to be a proper one. Edison is just who ended up as the main personality for whatever reason. I would have preferred Jackson, because that would have been more fun.
>>729625257I'm still seething about Romulus
>>729626572There is more mystery with cowboys than presidents. It honestly makes sense.
>>729625257FSN Berserker. IIRC that's word for word what Rider tells him in her win quote against him in Unlimited Codes, that being summoned as a Berserker was a huge fuck you to his legend and potential.
>>729626368Tldr the presidents didn't have enough energy to become proper servants so instead they merged into one being. Not sure why they choose Edison but eh
>>729626698no shithe's a giant fucking mary sue
>>729626698There is the Strange Fake version. But yeah it's well known that zerker Herc is an active nerf to him.
>>729624852The appeal of tall women ideally isn't that they make you feel small, because that's gay, it's that their proportions make them look inhumanly hot.
>>729620204There is literally no muscle definition in this picture. What insanity gripped Nasu to write that knowing what the art looked like?
>>729626907I think the text came first and the art second.Please understand, it took until the Tsukihime remake for Takeuchi to be able to draw breasts at all, drawing women who are in shape was several leagues beyond his skills back in 2004.
>>729626907I believe Nasu wrote the story first and the art came after so this is a case of the artist not being able to do the job
>>729626868How can increasing the ratio of woman/man in favor of more woman by weight be gay
>>729626907This was probably Nasus' original intent.
>>729627026>>729627154Huh, I can't imagine the VN with no art...
>>729627272I drastically prefer left. King arthur should be small and cute.
Artoria and Mordred OWE me sex
>>729622550everybody wants a seiba wife
>>729627325Those actually exist and were fairly popular in the 90s/early 2000s during the height of the VN craze. But it's not unusual for text to be written first even in VNs with CGs.
>>729627435I'm surprised there isn't just books for the three main routes.
>>729627474There is. It's literally just the script of the Fate route printed as a book.
>>729612705She really is
>Hot Sabers in your area!
>>729626698>get Catalyst to summon motherfucking HERACLES himself>instead of summoning him as Saber or Archer which would solo the War, nerf him with Mad Enhancement as Berserker insteadEinzberns always fucking themselves over. Like had they gotten a more fitting catalyst to summon an Assassin for the pragmatic killer Kiritsugu instead of King Arthur the Knightliest of Knights ever, he would have won the 4th war in a few days.
For me it's Red Saber(forma de la beast)
>>729626649I can see that reasoning, I just want more American representation and I think you could make an argument regarding the secret societies (Masons, Illuminati, etc) that Washington and the other presidents were apart of/against as a pretty big mystery.
>>729628057The Einzberns are quite literally cursed to always fuck up. Das Rhinegold.....
>>729626597Jackson is one of the best candidates desu
>>729628057>Like had they gotten a more fitting catalyst to summon an Assassin for the pragmatic killer Kiritsugu instead of King Arthur the Knightliest of Knights ever, he would have won the 4th war in a few days.lmao no Kiritsugu was a dogshit Master carried by plot armor
>>729628110Most secret societies in the fate universe are either tied to the mage association in some way or to the church, and in both cases anything outside of Europe proper are backwater hillbillies no one really cares that much about. There honestly aren't that many good options for American servants even if I'd like to see more. Like you have Robert E Lee who is confirmed to be a ruler, and Davy Crockett could probably work as a servant. But America being a young country means it doesn't have that much history or folklore to draw from and fate really likes making old = strong.
>>729628397If anything a meatshield like seibah is more useful to kiri anyway. Doubling up on sneaky mother fuckers doesn't really help him. His actual best kind of servant would be an archer that also has decent close combat potential, probably someone like detroit emiya factoring in ideology.
>>729622670Faker, probably.
>>729628131Surely you mean "line of gold"!
>>729626698I wouldn't say the character was done dirty in the way that anon meant. He was huge, strong, manly(looked the way you'd expect) and a real bro with some kino scenes despite not having much dialogue. Him caring for Illya even while being mindfucked with madness enhancement and grail tentacles really portrayed his will power too.
>>729628516Yeah lmao what's an assassin going to do for him? He already has the tools he needs to kill the Masters. He needs to STAY ALIVE to accomplish that goal.
>>729628057Actually it's a great plan in paper>kid with buttload of mana>super killing machine with no morality>???>WIN DA GRAILBOWLLast thing they want is RNG fucking up getting Herc with some kind of morals and turning everyone except Illya into red mist after summoning him.
>>729627272golden smurf is gay
>>729622550Medea is mentally a perverted chuuni femcel
>>729628516Now I'm mad that there's no Kiri and Detroit Emiya kino directed by John Woo
>>729612705Because she isn't real.She's a genderswap fanfiction of a real king animated by magic.>No, but in setting she actually existe-Nope. I call bullshit.
>>729628397What makes him shit then
>>729629365artorias likely didn't even existeverything was written well after the saxons conquered englandwhat's hilarious is the french popularized arthur where englishmen we wuz as celts
>>729629365>Nope. I call bullshit.Explain the epilogue to the Fate route where Artoria, bodily returned to the past, speaks of her dream to Bedivere.
>>729628032
What is with the indians and horse porn?
nasu is HACK because no illya route
>>729629845you have a problem
>>729630023The HF route was the Illya route! And you'll never fuck the loli!
>>729628868Why do they even want it if they know its corrupted. Why does anyone want it besides Kirei?
>>729630825The whole Holy Grail War was a scam to begin with and just suckered everyone trying to play the game.
>>729630825The wish-granting function was always a secondary feature to the Einzberns. Angra Mainyu squatting in the cup is not any impediment to the Great Grail's real "bore a hole to the root" function.
>>729617547
How do I get into Fate? Is there a definitive version of the first VN?
>>729631528Here you go.
>>729631528there is a literal fucking web version of it at this pointhttps://fatestaynight.vnovel.org/
>>729631528yeah it's on steam now you can read that
>>729612705The only fight that I'd say she truly jobbed in was with Souichirou and his wobbly punches. Saber totally should've been able to shut him down near instantly.
>>729631673enjoy your censored version
>>729631528Download the PC original
I only know about Saber because of her appearance in the hit game Honkai Star Rail and I like her.
>>729612705Saber jobbing is very moe.
>>729631747There's no patch to uncensor it yet?Idk I only read the fuwanovel version in 2014.
>>729631730god, what a nice ass
>>729631657Is it the uncensored, true version?
>>729631893no it's a web version you're not supposed to be scrolling down and seeing the next lines and you're supposed to have a text box and menu that updates throughout the game.Just get any of the real versions of the VN and you're fine.
>>729631304I thought angra mainyu being in the grail fucked up literally anything it did. I need to reread it. Its been a decade.
