Who are the good guys in warhammer 40k?
>>729634208Her
>>729634208the men of iron
God I hope we get to curbstomp those blue fuckers in Space Marine 3.
>>729634343yes we all hate the ultramarines
>>729634208for the bigger good!
>posting a fucking crop of a sampleNot Tau you guys are apparently retarded.
>>729634293>>729634363>>729634309>>729634392I can tell you're samefagging because you use the same lack of capitalization in each post.
the human empire
>>729634726i never capitalize and i am none of those people
>xenophiles are fighting amongst themselvesTypical of heretical filth.
>>729634726all me
>>729634975Indeed, if the Emperor had wanted me to fuck aliens, he wouldn't have made Cassia so sexy.
>>729635258The Emperor was a canonical Eldarboo.
>>729635258cassia is a xenoa tentacled bird made out of multicoloured fire told me so in a dream
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>>729635360Did it have some skulls on its armor so you could tell it was sent by the Emperor? Can't be too careful these days.
>redditbuddy
>4chanbuddystay
>>729634208Non-Chaos humanity, non-Dark Eldar, and Tau are the only factions that aren't inherently bloodthirsty murderous genocidal gigatorturerapeenslavers.As for the myriad retards last thread who contested this with>nooooo b-b-but le imperium is corrupt and oppressivvvvve to its citizens lots of the timeFucking excuse me but they're still miles better than Chaos Lord Muderfuck McBabysacrifice and Archon Souleater Widowraper. And let's not forget that for all its corruption and self-serving elites, the Imperium is also absolutely full of selfless and dutiful people - even rich, powerful ones - who sacrifice themselves to save the lives of others. That's like the setting's bread and butter. Naval Admirals blowing themselves up to destroy enemy fleets that are about to wipe out an Imperial world. Generals holding out to the last and dying in battle. Inquisitors, Officers, Priests, Space Marines, and Adepts dying to prevent greater destruction on others is happening constantly.Many of the wealthiest Nobles in the Imperium VOLUNTEER for dangerous military service thanks to their obsession with honour and duty, which puts them above most modern rich people lmao.>b-b-but they make le agri world work hard to prevent the 400bn hive worlders next door from starving to death :( imperium bad!How retarded.
>>729635584no but the angels that were with it told me they were the emperor's sons, and that there were a thousand of themhow cool is that?
>>729634208the night lords
>>729634208Erebus
>>729634208>>729634612has this guy ever considered actually coloring his drawings for once?
Lamenters
>>729634208Those not-Pharaoh robot guys who can just delete/prevent Chaos from entering the universe.
>>729635360Cassia isn't a xenos, she's a mutant.
>>729634208Me.
>>729634309is it possible for a human to have normal loving sex with them?
>>729636252>kill everything alive>no more warpSimple as
>>729636253that's not what kairos told me
>>729634797>ratling, ogyrn, felinid, longshank at the top>santioned psycher far left>navigator far right top, nightsider far right bottomWhat race is the girl with the horns? Another beastman?
>>729636253>not trusting the bird saying it was sent by the corpse emperorngmi
>>729634797Kill them allYes, including the black one on the left for cavorting with these pitiful abominations
>>729636314Doesn't work. The Warp spans multiple realities.
>>729635916>Non-Chaos humanity, non-Dark Eldar, and Tau are the only factions that aren't inherently bloodthirsty murderous genocidalLiterally all of the factions you listed are either on a quest to genocide the entire galaxy of all other species, or are too weak and are trying to bide their time until they can successfully genocide all other species. Imperial citizens from planetary governors to guardsmen know to "suffer not the alien to live".>inb4 muh Taumind control and forced sterilization is still genocideAnyway none of this has anything to do with the bravery or selflessness of 40k characters
>>729636426>killing a navigatorOh shit nigger what are you doing.
>>729636252Necrons, I was contemplating them in the last thread before the Tyranids, but the thing is: kept simple minded enough Tyranid majority, if not victory, could starve Chaos.Comparatively the Necrons have a desire to return to fleshhood, to reclaim their souls and with that likely will come return to Chaos vulnerability if they achieve it prematurely.
>>729636284 If by "normal loving" you mean less murder-orgy and more kisses and cuddles, you're asking the wrong setting, anon. But if we're talking hypotheticals, sure-anything's possible with enough headcanon and suspension of disbelief. Maybe there's one weird Khornate warrior who wants to settle down and make you pancakes after a day of skull-collection. Just don't expect them to stop screaming “BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD” mid-coitus.
>>729634208okay hear me out here but I unironically think it's the 'nidswe can all agree a chaos victory is the wrost possible outcome for all sentient life right? everyone gets their soul raped forever. and nids are by far the best equipped to completely and totally wipe out chaos. No emotions, cannot be influenced, and in large enough numbers they actively suppress warp influence. Sure being killed and eaten isn't a very good outcome but at least its a quick death.
>>729636624KILLING THE NAVIGATORMY FAITH IN THE EMPEROR IS ALL I NEED TO GUIDE ME
for me it's ASSassins
>>729636924If it is good enough for Kaldor Draigo, it is good enough for me!
>>729636875>but at least its a quick death.[doubt]
Fantasy Warhammer does it better
>>729637901Just aim for the head.
I'd also like to needlessly take this moment to congratulate GW on creating what I feel is the perfect enemy of any healthy mind through the Tyranids and Nurgle's many blights.Slaanesh is also there with the distorted flesh thing, but the first two are examples of body horror and discomfort excessively perfected into personification.It's not just the nightmarish numbers and relentlessness, though anyone who has dealt with an infestation knows that wears at the mind, but the layered degrees, how the Tyranids come in flavors of vicious predator forms, pestilence and microscopic infection.And the way Genestealers and Nurgle can make someone mentally rot from the inside out is such a complete portrayal of not just a loss of physical but psychological integrity I think you could legitimately cause a hypochondriac to experience anxiety and psychosomatic symptoms just by reading things out loud about either.It's so fucking vile, bravo.
>>729634208The imperium. The imperium are the good guys. I don't care if the author's intent was satire. They obviously failed because the setting justifies all of the imperium's twisted methods.
>>729638086Woah do the Tau really wear high heels into battle? That's hot.
>>729634208>the joke is porn
>>729634208nurgle unironically means well and erveryone under his command is pretty happy.
>>729638175Secondary who has never read the books or played the table top game, it's quite obvious that the imperium is the cause of most of its problems, and the "solutions" they use are stupid and there are better options.The interxex was right and if the galaxy was lucky, should have won the war and wiped the imperium out.The best case scenario would have been a bunch of different human civilizations slowing building themselves up again.Don't come tell me the emperor was justified because of his "timelimit" when it was his own fault that he was so pressed for time, if he had simply unified terra and let it develop on its own without making the primarchs the galaxy would be better off.
>>729634208IS ROGUE TRADER FINISHED OR NOT FOR A FULL PLAYHTOURGH
>>729639076Nurgles followers are only happy because they lose the ability to feel the agony and pain when they follow him, once cut off they hate it.Also nurgle is a parasite that wants to make the entire galaxy itself, at the exclusion of everything else.
>>729639386only 2 of 4 dlc's are out rn
Sex with blue women.
Exodites mainly because they're based ascetics and the vast majority don't leave their planets to fuck with anyone else. Even then it's like a couple in a corsair raid or joining the Ynnari which have done nothing but revive Gman. They would even tolerate human presence so long as they also went primal innawoods.
>>729634208obviously the Elves cause they are Aryan.
>>729635916stfu fag. some creatures need genociding. like the orcs, men and tyrannids
>>729634208Eldari are racist but otherwise benign League of Votan doesn’t seem overly menacing Tau isn’t as bad as the imperium but still some weird shit going on with mind control
>>729634208The psionic client species of the Tau. Tau'va will save the galaxy.
>>729634208yes
>>729634208Unrelated but I’m just playing Darktide now and the combat (melee and shooting) isn’t as satisfying as it was in L4D2. Brutal.
>>729634797and (you)
>>729634797How common are abhumans in lore? Because I barely see them in promotional material, CGI and game cutscenes, or even during the entire story of Rogue Trader except for the pale bitch that can use warp, I forgot what they’re called
>>729641057Ogyrns are the most common but they all exist. The thing is most are locked to their homeworlds so unless the story takes place in their local area you don't see them.
>>729641116Don’t they conscript some of them like the squats as snipers?
>>729634392>>729635532>>729640440>>729640835>the women of the species are huge titted submissive masochists and the men are femboysInteresting lore
Genuinely Tau designs are boring as hell. They’re like a Temu ripoff of Gundam. Even as a mech fan I would rather have a Space Gothic figure than this blue lizard crap. Not to mention their fanbase is incredibly annoying.
>>729641201in actual lore they're all androgynous fish people that look like a hypoxic scrotum, gooners just really like pretending they're fuckable for some reason
>>729641196Ratlings (notHobbits) are depicted as snipers.
>>729634208We just had this thread yesterday -_-. You just wanted a reason to post 40k soft porn.
>>729641383Lumpin would be proud.
>>729634208Eww bunch of bugs
>>729641510Their new goddess will save them.
>>729638086Love when the Tau is depicted jobbing to all the other threats they really sell the cosmic dread better than the Imperium
>>729641510What if the Necrotyr were ancient Tau?
>>729641661Nah she would get fucked by futa slaanesh
>>729641671Tau were hooved bipedal primates hitting each other with rocks, wooden sticks and spears back in 35k and they have a small psychic presence too. So most certainly not.
>>729641201And 100% canon too.
>>729641661oh did something finally come of that plot thread
>>729640835>really ourthe most brown of browns made this
>>729636224we can just ask Grok nowkek
>>729634208OK, so that's expectation. That checks outwhat's the reality?
>>729642451>didn't even color him greenthis is where my tax dollars are going to
>>729642020Sauce?
>>729634208There is none
>>729636224you can blame /a/ for that, /a/nons glazed his monochrome works and it just stuck
>>729642653the prompt (ESL boomer here) was>Color this image knowing that they are all from the Warhammer 40k universe. I think that the T'au female has blue skin color.Free (X's) version of Grok.
>>729639386The last DLC is scheduled for September 2026. But the game is in an excellent state for play right now.
>>729636418>human soldier fighting to protect his family and planet>while under the orders of High Lord Sanguinus Semeihn of the Holy Emperor's Non-Consensual Intercourse Legion
>>729642856The games incredible, glad I popped it up on a whim
>>729641057honestly it depends on the writerIt can go from a Nobugana styled "I got one of each because i like to laugh when i throw rocks at them" to "Oh yes, it's one of those, how quaint..."If you want a story about a longshank working on a ship? you totally can, you want a story about beastmen some noble bought in bulk? go for itBut the SpessMuhrine sells so why would we focus on these things
>>729634208>reddittwitterblueskybuddykys!
>>729634208This guy.
Kill Erebus. Behead Erebus. Roundhouse kick Erebus into the Warp. Write Erebus’ name in the death note. Slam dunk Erebus as baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Erebus. Defecate in Erebus’ food. Launch Erebus into the sun. Stir fry Erebus in a wok. Toss Erebus into active stars. Urinate into Erebus fuel tank. Judo throw Erebus into under a Imperial Titans foot. Twist Erebus heads off. Report Erebus to the Inquisition. Karate chop Erebus in half with a powerfist. Curb stomp Erebus’ pregnant wife. Trap Erebus in the immaterium. Crush Erebus in the trash compactor. Liquefy Erebus in a vat of nurgles acid. Eat Erebus. Dissect Erebus. Exterminate Erebus in the gas chamber. Stomp Erebus’ skull with steel toed powerboots. Cremate Erebus in the oven. Lobotomize Erebus. Mandatory abortions for Erebus. Grind Erebus fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Erebus in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Erebus with a lasgun. Kick Erebus down the stairs. Feed Erebus to Daemons. Rip Erebus with a Chainsword apart. Kill Erebus with cuts from a powersword.
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>>729641671>>729638086joinn greaaater goood!
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>>729641661>>729646072
>>729634392>>729635532>>729640440>Look like fish>Actually cowsHeh
praise the empra
>>729646163
>>729634208Orcs.
