This game fucking blows ass.
>>729635990Then why is homosexuality a thing? Shirley a device that blows your ass would be huge for gaydom
It's surreal seeing people slap "roguelike" mechanics on decades old flash games and have it sell like gangbusters.
I really don't understand why this game inspired so many copycats. The gameplay loop is as deep as a puddle and you see basically everything the game has to offer within one or two rounds. Even then, I don't understand how someone can stand to play this kind of game long enough to "survive" the full round time of 30+ minutes without completely zoning out.
>>729636053>a device that blows your assThat's just a bidet, a device wets your ass then blows it to dry.But I guess one can't expect the street shitters that inhabit this place to know...
>>729636261>blows air up your assThat explains why surrender monkeys are so pretentious.
>>729635990you have to be tired to enjoy it
>>729636390Or high.It ticks every box for a pothead.
>>729635990GROK HOW DO I UNLOCK THE CONSTARERIZZLE IN VAMPIRE SURVIVORS THANK YOU I LOVE YOU
The game is great, OP. I think that you're probably just a faggot of some kind.
>>729636783most hateful people are
it's very funonly thing I don't like is how the item combinations are kinda set in stone based on what stats are good for which weapon and which items you need for evolved items
>>729636225>>729636135It's a very clever use of addictive mechanics. The dev used to work in casino games so he used all those little tricks in VS to see if it would hook people in, and boy did it ever
It feels like a game for people who just want to kill time, which is fine, but it's really got no depth or anything of the sort.
but the music eats asshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3-QdEvuw1s
>>729635990This game is still fun to play. I even got all trophies + platinum too.
>>729636135i wish people would make games out of wc3 custom maps
