The charges, officer?
why did they put a shackle on his head dingle dong
The Great Ape War...
>>729650274failing the uprising
Giving Peach and Bowser the clap.
>>729650274You were supposed to protect her... not...
>>729650331To prevent him from using his greatest weapon: his intellect.
700 YEARS?!TAKE THESE STRAPS OFF AND SAY IT AGAIN!
>>729650274So did his parents name him that from birth or was he stripped of his name and identity when he was imprisoned?
>>729650331i think it's to mock him. it's shaped like crown of thorns. coincidence? doubtful .look at your savior now. shackled and beaten.
>>729650543are you implying he's the son of god? that he's gonna rise from his grave in 3 days?
>>729650609it is uncertain
This is DK after they swapped him with that drooling retard Nintendo calls Donkey Kong today
>>729650331He's no longer a free thinker
>>729650331To restrict his psychokinetic abilities
>>729651206trvenot my kong
>>729650274Eating a meal? A succulent mushroom kingdom meal?
>>729650274I miss when Nintendo made weird shit just for fun. Wario games are like the last time I can remember them doing things like this. Just kookie fun stuff outside of the repeating mainline themes.
>>729650274He stolololol a loooooaf of bread.
>>729650274betraying the Kong clan
>>729654252*allegedly betraying
>>729654026Squaresoft made it, dumbalina
>>729650331He was arrested by the thought police
>>729650274You expanded in a no dong zone.
>>729650331HE HAD NO LAWYERHE WENT TO JAILTH-TH-TH-TH-TH-THIS KONGCOULDN'T PAY HIS BAIL
>>729656419I smiled