Deltarune is the thinking straight man's video game.
No ship is going to win, and no ship is going to lose. Everyone will get some mild interactions that they can headcanon as confirmation but that's it.At the end of the day the game isn't going to be a dating sim at all and that's going to be a shock to everyone who spent 10 years gooning to it.
>>729651525Nah. Suselle will probably win but you are right this isn’t a dating sim.
No playable Berdly, Catti and Jockington? Trash game.
Susie has a pot belly actually
>>729650810>deltarune>straight man
>>729653557They were never part of the special character naming easter egg, anon-kun.
De/ss/o
>mindbreaks deltatwitter in you're path
>>729654065>mindbreaks deltatwitter first
>>729650810until they confirm she has a fat pink girlcock, i'm not touching this gamechop chop toby
>>729654196You are GAY.
>>729650810>if you laugh you go to Hell
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>susiefags>noellefagsWho would win in a fight to the death?
>>729654572Doefags. They are more insane.
>>729654265>>729654013>>729653724>>729653541>>729653301We're having an ERP Thread come over
>>729654507A daring synthesis
Dessooooo
>Another schizo postAt least we know he lied about going to bed again.
doe sex best sex
>>729654065what doesn't mindbreak xitter
>>729654795Rudy's fat ass
>>729655743Tranny flags and talking about how everyone is a tranny and gay.
sexooooo
>>729650810That's a man.
>>729654795Damn, Carol sure has a nice ass.
>>729653765
>>729656128This is canon.
De/ss/ex sexooo
>>729654990Jesus Christ she's so hot! No wonder Asriel and Kris and Noelle got mindbroken.
CHRISTOPHER DREEMURR HOLIDAY!!!! MY DAUGHTER HAS TURNED INTO A SHADOW MONSTER. SHE WILL MELT INTO A PILE OF GOO IF YOU DON'T FILL HER WITH YOUR DETERMINATION-RICH SEMEN EVERY DAY.
>>729653747neither is ralsei
>>729654065>>729654121
>>729656643That's because he is a d*rkner
Dess for sex!
>>729654990Just some chaste sisterly love nothing to see
>>729657520He would wear an omnitrix
>>729657565>>729654990>>729656383What is Toby planning with this twisted storyline?
>>729657653He likes incest-like books.
>>729657653>dess's influence is so powerful that she corrupted kris and noelle into being addicted to tomboysDAMN
>>729657934Wow, she really is the STRONGEST...
>>729657653Chapter 7 is going to contain a graphic three hour sequence of dess/noelle and krisriel
>>729657934This but unironically and canonically.
>>729650810>homosuck 3 is straightcoulda fooled me
>>729658097Unironically it would filter all the undesirables of this fandom.
>>729651525Krusie gonna win because the game is Tobys wish fulfillment fantasy
>>729654196Susie a straight right winger girl
>>729650810Susie's purple chode is going straight into my mouthAnd then my butt
>>729658718That's Suselle
>>729654572Susiefags are beta like Kris while Noellefags are rape chads like Soul so Noellefags would easily against Susiefags and Dessfags
>>729654659Go the fuck to sleep.
>>729654795Whats if Knight is Rudy or Asgore?
>>729658970Asgore could NOT fit into that armor buddy
>>729658898>DessfagsThose guys are crazier than Noellefags. They would win with their rape and molestation fantasies.
>>729654795Papyrus really put meat on those bones...
>>729657653FRIEND is mind controlling Noelle and just perving on Susie while real Noelle only see her as the sister
>>729654507Dude that episode had the whole family on the edges of our seats
>>729658817>>729654196BASED
