what would their fantasy games look like if they made them?
Gothic and Risen series.Sacred.Drakensang series.
>>729665310have they made anything in like, say, the past 15 years?
>>729665227gay buttsex, shit eating and lots leather fetish
>>729665753No, because germans are too busy working all day to finance the gibs for their imported brown people that are replacing them all.
>>729665753blackguard2
Farming Simulator but with Dwarves
>>729666150looks interestinga lot of their RPGs seem to be diablo-esque or morrowind-esque
>>729666169Anon they don't make the farming sims, they just play them.
>>729666730Fair warning, The Dark Eye RPGs can bit odd when you are used to D&D or derivates
>>729665767but enough about Elden Ring.
>>729665753Elex and Elex 2they weren't very good
>>729665753pic related comes to mind
Albion Online is a german high-fantasy MMO
>>729665753X (i don't mean twitter, you gay retards)
>>729666983they're our cousins, the farming stuff comes from our stock
>>729665227Spellforce1 but with Supreme Commander like rts battles
>>729665753
>>729665227We need a Dragon's Dogma style action-RPG set in medieval Bavaria with german monsters and fantasy creatures
>>729668909this feels like a chinese game, just goes to show how the germans have lost their national identity
>>729665753BeamNG.
>>729665753Atlas Fallen, aka Forspoken from T€Di
>>729669112cringe kino...
>>729669112>Forspoken from T€Dikek
>>729667859These guys are making Dawn of War 4 now right?
>>729669112>>729668909>>729667859>>729667649>>729667007>>729666150>>729665310a lot of these games look like uninspired 7/10s
>>729665753Chained Echoes
>>729665227
>>729669824this one looks kind of nice
>>729669775that's Germany for ya
>>729665753The only good game we germans crated in the last ten years or so. X is pretty good aswell. But it looks pretty dire over here.
IT frankly surprising we have ANY game.Germ gov drones will only ever financially support dustborn-tier, or at very best happy-tendie-kiddo gamingIf you want to develop a game beyond that, you are better off doing it anywhere else in the EUSSR neighborhood, and you'll have less redtape to deal with too.
>>729665227Trains being on time.
>>729670654I am not sure any non-german will know how high fantasy that setting is.
it's weird how a country so famous and powerfull economically has pretty much no cultural soft power in modern timesno german games, no german movies and shows, no german musiclike I'm sure boomers and milennials still remember kraftwerk and ramstein but that's pretty much it
>>729670937And long shall it be that way. Our local "celebrities" are nothing for the fainthearted to observe.If you think your Kardshians, Assmongos or w/e clowns are low? German media personalities are the equivalent of a thermal borehole into the planet core.
>>729665753Germany is probably the most industrialized nation in Earth relative to their population. Making vidya is not prestigious enough for them. They build stuff. Also, high taxes, living and energy costs scare away investors in that sector.
>>729670937It's actually insane just how influential anime was to kids and teens throughout the 00s and despite that there hasn't been fans growing up do art influenced by that stuff. Sure there's 2-3 German "manga" (that look like shit) but somehow there's not even good fan content. Why wasn't there a German equivalent of let's say Egoraptor? Maybe it's because Germans don't teach how to draw in school?
>>729670937Wagner was the last musician who was of any real importance. The real question is why modern cultures can't create serious art.
>>729667859Artist/designer for that is Polish though
>>729670937German movies and music are culturally dead but their TV shows and games are doing fine at the moment you probably watched or played some without knowing they were made in germany
>>729670937Germans are literally robots. Human drones.
>>729665227>what would their fantasy games look like?The story would be about High Elves who are beset by subversive Nibelungs which causes massive fantasy genocides to occur. Unfortunately the Dark Elves and Ratmen gang up to defeat the High Elves and now the world is reduced to Orcs and Demons pillaging and destroying everything.
>>729671752Anime was far more influential in France and they do actually have artists and animators coming out of there
>>729671976>Orcsgermans
>>729672039Orcs don't have a superior culture compared to other races.
>>729671752They teach art in school but none of that cartoon gook shit
>>729671752>Why wasn't there a German equivalent of let's say Egoraptor?Are you serious right now? Is this your measure for quality art?
>>729671958so are japs but they still shit out tons of media the entire world consumes
>>729672119It's like Middle Ages Germany, but fantasy.
i always found it odd how japan makes games using european culture far better than europe does
>>729671752>to egoraptorwhat? there are tons of smaller animators. The irony is however that many secretly made stuff in the english speaking sphere of the internetNot sure why you bring up Egoraptor though, he was just another newgrounds animator, far from the best even for its time and not very influential. At most his output was impressive for a while.
>>729671882such as?
>>729672259>so are japsJaps have tons of culture. and no, they're bad workers. I worked with jap company and it was hell.Everyone was doing nothing.
>>729672518Japan makes games about an idealized Europe that never actually existed. Japan should be allowed to manage Europe.
>>729670937>>729671784I always get mad when our modern "music" comes on in the radio. Like you'd think it would be at least only be bad in a mainstream generic way, but it's listening to some guy with the German city equivalent of a hood accent, who can't sing for shit, slurring out words while being audio corrected so hard he sounds like autotune jesus. And trash like that is somehow constantly topping charts.
>>729672518name one good japanese middle age fantasy that isn't just anime with castles
>>729672518Lmao. >"GAMBATTE EUCICURIITO HERUCUNTO! USE YOUR BOLT OF SHATTENLICHT! IIII WA DESU YO!!"
Ever dug ore, boy?
>>729665227Unteralterbach is a fantasy game
>>729670937I unironically like Santianohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDk8Ylvv7LI
>>729672667dragon's dogmafinal fantasyvandal hearts
>>729670937that's okayin 10 years instead of touching a new German game I will probably reinstall Spellforce or Settlers 2 instead
>>729672628>there were never windmills in Europe >there were never White people in Europe
>>729672518I think it's nice that they include our cool stuff so much, since we don't use it much anyway. They clearly have a much higher opinion of Germans than Germans do.
>>729672130I'm not talking about anime just drawing in general. At least in my experience, drawing the human figure or how perspective works wasn't taught in school.>>729672246You can't expect random people doing fanart to draw like Takeshi Obata. The bare minimum is shit art fan animation but even that doesn't exist in Germany. People just don't draw here, I don't get it.>>729672565Because why would I bring up some niche artist from 15 years ago nobody knows. I'm not talking about high quality art just the kind of fan content.>The irony is however that many secretly made stuff in the english speaking sphere of the internetThat's actually a fair point.
>>729673516>At least in my experience, drawing the human figure or how perspective works wasn't taught in school.You didn't go to a gymnasium because you're turkish
>>729672652>And trash like that is somehow constantly topping charts.what they put on the charts isn't what's popular, all the songs on there are paid to be on there
>>729665227going to work for eight hours then coming home and eating a piece of bread and a sausage for dinner
>>729665227I wish they'd get over their generational guilt so they could feel comfortable using the old kaiserreich aesthetics
>>729671556why do they hate nuclear power so much?
>>729673665True. I was also never taught about the Roman Empire in history class.
Please stop talking about this. I want to open 4chan and forget about my country, not be reminded of it. Do not talk, think or read anything about my country please. Just ignore it. I promise you, there is absolutely nothing interesting or concerning going on, which warrants your obscene interest in us.
>>729665753they are making one right now
>>729674074IKTF
>>729672518Europeans are too busy destroying themselves to respect their own culture.
>>729673135>Settlers 2play settlers 3 like a normal person
>>729665753Anno 1800X4Everspace 2Destroy all Humans RemakeEnshroudedDorfromantikBattle BrothersIron HarvestThe SurgeThronefallPioneers of PagoniaJust to name a few well known and more recent ones.
>>729672628It's likely inspired by movies and TV of the time.
>>729674454germans seem to like their space RPGs
>>729674453fuck you
>>729673939kek
>>729674454different anon, but to add some more>Spellforce 3 & Conquest of Eo>Wolves on the Westwind>The Dwarves>Desperados 3
>>729674665>>Spellforce 3 & Conquest of Eothis is such fucking trash. i'm still mad
>>729674074I'll never forget you Hans, you'll live on in my memories
>>729674074
>>729665753that game zoomers recently discovered that could probably get you banned here for talking about it
>>729675071Annemarie best girl
>>729675071Bernd und der Kacksack?
>>729675071Strawberry
>>729675071>Bernd and his secrets suddenly on various latest updates pagesI don't know how to feel about that besides old
Disgaea, but cunny only.Musou, but cunny only.Actually, anything. But cunny only.
>>729674454>X4 fuck me I wish I could enjoy that game but something just doesn't click like it did with 3
>>729665227Something about Islam
>>729665227They don't make those in Germany
east asians seem to be more creative than westerners as of right now
>>729674034Green energy jews fearmongering. Plus it's extremely expensive to start a project like that.
>>729672796
>>729675967Part of it is that 99.9% of IT bros would earn shitall in game development, compared to what they earn for say, telling some warehouse robots how to stock their shit better or fill their basket quicker.Unless you have some real passion for gaming going on, you would throw money out the window for nothing.
>>729673939>going to work for eight hours then coming home and eating a piece of bread and a sausage for dinnerCan first worlders stop having the same shitty life as me? It's not increasing my hope for a better place to live in.
>>729670937>it's not available in my language so it doesn't exist
>>729674034coal lobby
>>729675071this?https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1767125768762796.mp4
i was in germany for 3 weeks, and i loved it. i loved everything about it. berlin was incredible, hamburg, too. the people, the food, the cleanliness of the city, and the breathtaking atmosphere were amazing to say the least. id always dreamed of visiting there, and i took too long to see the beauty of it. id move there in a heartbeat, given the choice. i love when people would just strike up a conversation with me just because they hear my american accent, i musta talked to like 10 people from that alone
>>729676976>berlin>incredible>cleanliness of the city>breathtaking atmospherebait used to be believable
>>729676976>berlin was incrediblestopped reading there.
>>729667859I always had the idea they should use this game as a base setting for their own post apocalyptic "fallout" game would be cool
>>729676976>Berlin>cleanIndians with american accent?
>>729677067>>729677097>>729677209Europeans don't understand how good they have itNorth American cities are now almost third world compared to European cities
>>729677209What's with all the indian cashiers at Edeka and them never saying a single word?
>>729665753Lord of Ring: GollumAlso the nigger pirate game, the studio announced bankruptcy before release.Chained Echoes was German too iirc (cuck game avoid).In good news, Lea's game's (>Indie game, >it's actually good, picture of cherry tree.png) studio is working hard on the next game and it's looking good at least!
>>729676947I wonder what Fucher thinks of all this
>>729676976cute
>>729676976where in Berlin? Like there's a huge difference between alex and Gatow
>>729673443It's hard to be proud of German stuff these days. Country completely doesn't deserve it's pre-nazi legacy. Post-war is basically a parasite state pretending to be German and claiming sovereignty over things that don't belong to it.
could forkliftpunk work as a setting?
>>729677369They adapted?Be glad, the one in my Rewe is talkative and it isn't helping
>>729677067>>729677097>>729677209i fucking live in baltimore, you have no idea how shitty it can truly be if you think berlin is bad. theres definitely not as many browns as people say there are, and hell, even if there were more, id rather have indians than niggers, im surrounded by both here
>>729677781My condolences
>>729677737we have to cherish any German culture we have left
titan quest II
I went to Germany a couple of years ago and it was just pure globohomo America worship and made me clinically depressed. Even the supposed pure rural villages had shit like a naked chink baby being held out a window to piss with their hideous cat fight music blasting
>>729676976Same I went to eastern Germany to visit ancient family for the first time and it was amazing. I had so many German woman hit on me it was amazing. They were all in good shape and dressed pretty. Coming back to America is so fucking depressing because we have zero cute girls. Germans are so lucky.
>>729677359Been a good while, but my time in TN was nothing but nice. Guess its always a more pleasant time when you only visit, and don't have time to notice the shitside
>>729665767enough now about American culture
>>729677781Jesus you really got saddled with one of the worst places to live in the US and that's coming from someone who lives in Seattle on fucking capitol hill where all the freaks and fags live.
>>729677781Genau, du bist richtig. I went 3 full days without seeing a single POC. That is literally impossible to do in America.
>>729676976I don't believe you. I visited Berlin and in 9th grade and it was the most sobering experience of my life.That day, I prayed for the oceans to rise at least 70m so that shithole is washed away by the waves. Or that the entire rest of Germany gets it shit together and realizes that paying for a nuke to just erase Berlin is cheaper paying for it. Every year. We could've nuked it 22 times since then, easily, with money to spare for more nukes.
>>729678246>I went 3 full days without seeing a single POC>In BerlinGeschichten aus'm Paulanergarten.
>>729677887Aye. I can't bring myself to hate a lot of things I enjoyed as a child, Batzpenza und Terenz Hill included.
>>729678320Wurde vielleicht drei Tage lang bei den Grünen in der Geschäftsstelle eingeschlossen.
>>729678304Just make sure there is a major government debate on when you launch
>>729678304https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1767127374316441.mp4
>>72967830493 fucking billion euros that Bundesshithole has swallowed from the rest of Germany in total. Can some burger tell me the cost of a nuke in the US? Like, please express in gigatonnes how fucking GONE Berlin should be by rights.
This is like the third or so German thread I witnessed in this very month, who is obsessed or had not enough?
>>729671325ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBEEEEEEEEEEEEERT
>>729678757>Wäääärner du bist ein Querulant!Is Brösel even still alive?
>>729677673i mainly wandered around alexanderplatz, i think it was called. visited the tv tower, brandenburg gate, the spy museum, shit like that. was so fucking fun
>>729678884Yes still alive and kicking (75) wasted opportunity he should be a mentor for future comics it's ... sad
>>729678870Das video macht mich traurig. Ich hoffe AfD gewinnt.
>>729678968He was too early with the movies, something like that could get a bit more traction nowdays I think. But maybe I overestimate the interests of zoomzooms
>>729679325They could always do more but brudi you will have to accept that zoomies and alphoids will corrupt and spin it with their brainrot is this a fair bargain?
>>729676976I'm more interested in Schleswig-Holstein and Lower Saxony
>>729679445Fair enough. I do not even want to know how much he'd have to cut away for being insensitive or so tripe, if it was released now.
>>729665227Germoids can't into fantasy other than dragons and medieval knights, they are too square headed
>>729679680t. murats cocksleeve
>>729669112>Forspoken from T€Dilmao
>>729676976why the fuck do people make Berlin-Hamburg tours. I guess Hamburg is fine but...nvm>>729677359is this the only cities you went to? I feel bad for you if this is what you wasted your trip on. But if you are blended by this you can always move your way up
>>729678870Erika got upset seeing the wrong german flag, kek
How would you feel if you didn't drink a super combat pot at the bank?
>>729670937Shouldn't have done all that nazi stuff, kraut
>>729680702I didn't, though.
>>729674074This but my country
>>729679667I wouldn't be so sure just give them a full broadside like the Heute Show Journal always does, breaking that ice is always better this kind of humor is unmatched :D
>>729680082My next trip I’m doing direct flight into Berlin, and then going to lower saxony and Weimar, Jena. I loved Dresden and Munchen when I visited.
>>729680775No but your ancestors did and you will be punished accordingly forever.
>>729680775Those are the sins Sins, sins, sins, sins of the father
>>729680992Erbschulden are optional bro. I can just opt out. It's in the law here.
>>729680932This is the most quintessentially mutt coded response ever.
>>729680932This but all whites
>>729677887The love of Bud Spencer and Terence Hill movies is what unites central europe culturally.
>>729680859Eh only really good one on there is Küppersbusch and he gets airtime pretty rarely. His jokes bite too hard for öffendlich-rechtliche
>>729675276basiert
>>729670937Germany's biggest exports are cars, machines and machine parts and the best selling games in Germany are [mundane job] Simulator [current year]. That should tell you enough about them as a society.
Steige aus dem BettDreh den Swag aufSchaue kurz in den Spiegel - Sag "what up"Yeaaaah, I'm getting money, ooooooh
>>729665753Yes and it will last forever.
>>729680920I think Bros on /Int/ could give you more interesting places to visit one good advice avoid /deutsch/ , I hope Bavarian-anon that joyful autist or the couple other very helpful brudis see your thread
>>729681489>the best selling games in Germany are [mundane job] Simulator [current year]Didn't know that being a wizard or Roman emperor are mundane jobs.https://www.2playerz.de/p/deutsche-gaming-charts-november-2025
>>729681489Thank you germany for producing some of the best cnc machines. The only part that sucks about them is we need a specialist to fix it if something goes wrong.
>>729678712Without a fancy delivery system it’s under 30 million per capsule of artificial sunshine. Probably under 20 if you’re avoiding the inefficiency of government procurement.However the machinery you’d have to set up to get all the parts made wouldn’t be cheap.
>>729678712Depends on the nuke and delivery system but the cheapest is like $20 million
>>729665753Drova - Forsaken Kin
