mmmm stew
>>729679976Can I have some
Mmmm boring games
ONE. LAST. SHITPOST. AURTHOR
>>729679976Looks kinda watery
>>729679976thats a ton of meat.
>food/potion/blessing buffs last less than five minutes in game with free roamingWhy do I even bother?
>>729680397All the camp interactions are completely pointless.
>>729680397it takes 10 minutes to even trudge out of the camp
>>729680650That part pissed me off so badly
>>729680397RDR2 is especially bad for this>GOLDEN CORES BRO, OMG!!!>they last 3 minutes or some pitiful length of time>the tonics last even less because they're meant to be used in combat
>>729680397
>>729679976Not many games I know have proper food/hunger mechanics.You either die of starvation after 5 minutes or it's irrelevant if you eat at all.
>>729679976Hundreds of artists and this is the best they could come with?
>>729680397I hate how slow it is to loot an area having to watch the full range of motion of Arthur picking everything up, why wasn't there a skip animation in the settings so I can pick shit up instantly?
>mission has me shoot like a hundred fucking people >complete mission >cool, now I can loot them a->WINTESS
>>729679976Stew!
>>729681458This video always pisses me off. Why are the chef and his wife so pissed off at this guy eating the food they made him? Its not like they are a fine dining establishment. If I made someone food and they enjoyed it so much they were practically inhaling it, I would take it as a compliment.
>>729681458that's when you go for mods with full tism like sleep and pissing meters
>>729682113https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgRIGjmPWf8I think it's more about how he looks and acts than about him eating the whole pan of beans.
>>729681458I can't imagine it's easy to balance but some games are so far off the mark
>>729680397To me it's a non complaint because if they were worth a fuck it would force me to go to camp more. Since i'd rather be having fun in the open world i'd rather just eat and take tonics in the world. If it they were useful you'd be complaining that you're nerfing yourself if you dont go to the "boring camp" all the time. There's no winning with you faggots
>>729682113i think it's because he didn't pay yet and he looks like a bum and acted rude because he's starvingbeen a long time since i watched it thoughi remember watching a bunch of clint eastwood films around the same time too as i had a week where i just did nothing but watch a cowboy movie every night, sometimes two
>>729680397>need to grow high super difficult to get seeds>1% drops from a rare spawn that takes like 5 hours to grind>most expensive seasoning that vendors are selling>creates 1x legendary food that doubles your stats for 30 minutes and you lose the buff when you die
one thing I like about zomboid is that it lets me make a big pot of milk and beer stew with extra lard.that's the kind of stew you crave for once in a while
do NOT post it
>>729681458>>729682924It wouldn't even be that hard to implement hunger properly, devs just need to stop thinking of it in terms of instant starvation. Have hunger thresholds where you gradually get greater debuffs to things like movement speed, jump height, aiming (ranged weapons), damage (melee weapons), maximum stamina. Hunger should make you sluggish and weak, not make you die if you go without eating for 2 hours. You could even go as far as resting not fully recovering you, and making it recover less the more hungry you are. Don't directly deal damage to the player and make them starve to death, just make them unable to recover so they'll naturally need to eat in order to stay at peak condition and with peak recovery.
everyone gives pearson shit but that looks decent
Chapter 3 made me realise the whole gang is extremely fucking retarded, holy shit.
>>729687579>milk and beer stew with lard
>>729682113In pre-fast food craze america he dishonored the merchant (someone exalted by their "gumption") by not being clean and well dressed according to the times nor was he respectful or grateful for being served. Before the rise of walmart cultism and all that jazz it was the customer who was supposed to serve them with a smile.It's fitting it's a cowboy video because that sort of culture where an armed society is a polite society along with the boujie roots of it's merchant class really leveraged everything towards them.
>>729687621?
>>729687621 Too late, already summoned the stew demons. You know the rules, once someone even whispers about milk-beer-lard stew, the thread's doomed. Pearson's probably in the bushes watching right now, ladle in hand.
>>729681458>tomato sauce is carbon steelIt's going to ruin the seasoning!
I bet I could live in the wild like Arthur. 200 hours in RDR2 has trained me.
>>729682113because he enters the place looking like he was dragged out of a grave in the desert, dusts himself off inside the room and when the owner offers to give him a scoop of food, he takes the entire pan and eats from it while burping and loudly slurping the food
>>729679976Thought this was gonna be an UMA DELICIA edit from the thumbnail.
>>729692861kek
>>729679976I constantly see clips of this on socials and people fawning about it saying shit like "ahh look at the man sawing the log, it individually renders each individual piece he saws off!". Meanwhile the game is the most boring shit imaginable and the characters are all unlikable.
>>729693260>people fawning about it saying shit like "ahh look at the man sawing the log, it individually renders each individual piece he saws off!"That's how you sell a game to normalfags. GTA6 will triple down on this.
>>729693260don't worry, champ. troons have you covered>https://x.com/girlypopgame/status/1995905417910653240
>>729679976mmmm soup
>Go for another playthrough>Try to immerse myself with specific clothing and weapons>Arthur grows a bear mid-cutscene>Constantly forced to use shittier weapons than what I had on me when the mission started>Several missions are completely broken and bugged if you have the wrong weapon equipped when you start them>MISSION FAILED: YOU WALKED SLIGHTLY LEFTThis game genuinely fucking sucks and I really don't appreciate all the people with no real experience with video games praising it as a masterpiece.
>>729694294>Arthur grows a bear mid-cutsceneholy
>>729692024Cast "iron" is very low carbon steel. Seasoning is a myth regardless, as the polymerized oils are super thin. Just rebake some oil after you clean it.
>>729694294>MISSION FAILED: YOU WALKED SLIGHTLY LEFTThat's one of the biggest gripes I've always had with Rockstar games. They tend to be restrictive as fuck when it comes to their objectives. Max Payne 3 is a prime example>looking for golden gun parts>OOPS YOU LINGERED IN THIS AREA TOO LONG MISSION FAILED
>>729680397still waiting for a game where cooking doesn't let me down (which includes just eventually ending up with 1 or 2 meals that beats all others and renders everything else a "never craft")
>>729679976i'm not stew!
what if arthur had cup ramen
>>729679976https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHXkzadukUk&t=20s
>>729681856I'm about 25 hours into my first time playing and this is the most annoying part, feels like no matter where the fuck you are there's always going to be one random guy who calls in a crime on you
>>729681458this nigga eating beans
Ardennes best horse
>>729697518Abiotic Factor does a pretty good job of that if you want to give it a go. There's a variety of foods that just exist for a flat XP bonus to specific skills you'd keep on hand to chomp before doing it to maximize gains. Then there's specific foods for goals, like increased underwater vision, interaction with a very specific creature, boring damage percent, faster stam regen, faster move speed. All are useful enough that you're not always mass consuming the damage or stamina up ones.
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