>Wake up in Smurf Village What do ye smurf?
PAPA SMURF CAN I LICK YO ASS?
They can chain and kill me, but no one can unsmurf Smurfette after I'm done smurfing her.
i guess i would try to smash smurfette. if that doesnt work i'll go to Vanity Smurf because i know he gives up his cheeks easy
I will never understand why this IP lives on when other actually good HB IPs seem to be forever dead.
>>729683501they're trying to go for the Trolls money, and failing.
smurf
>>729684637smurf you too
>>729683414The smurfing has a price
>>729685550Is smurfing time!
>>729685550I'd smurf her rug, if you smurf my drift
Hey you, yes, you, go smurf yourself!
>>729683214Check my blue dick.
>>729683214
I would smurf a smurf in the smurf.
>>729683414 Bro went full smurfing menace and thinks he’s making it out of Gargamel's dungeon alive. You smurfed the unspoken rule, now every Smurf’s out for your blue cheeks. Good luck, soldier.
Don't look up how Smurfette was born
>>729690898I will ask Gargamel to make me my very own Smurfette in exchange for revealing the location of the smurf village, those smurfers will smurf in hell while I smurf my very own Smurfette.
>>729692051I always imagined some Fungus growth experimentation or a teleportation spell that went horribly wrong
>>729683501Hanna Barbera only adapted The Smurfs, not created it. It was originally a Belgian Comic series which is probably a big reason why it lives on because it's highly regarded in european culture sort of like is the case with Asterix and Tintin. That and Smurfs as a franchise is apparently really profitable.
>>729683214I'm smurfing myself.
Zombie smurfs game featuring the black smurfs when? It's said to be one of the original zombie scenarios.
>>729683214I'm whipping out my phone and taking photos under Smurfette's dress while she's not looking.
>>729683214>What do ye smurf?what?
>>729683214rape
>>729683214I go on an adventure to smurf the entire world.
>>729683214Is it just me or was the whole concept of there being only a single female among hundreds of men a fucking horrifying detail even as a child watching the Smurfs?I remember thinking as a dumbass toddler how fucking weird that was. And then I asked myself if there was only one married Smurf or if they passed Smurfette around like a fucking hot potato.It seriously fucked with my head growing up. Probably more than it should have.
>>729683214>Focus, S
>>729683214First thing I do is get my turn with Smurfette.>>729700369I get it, it's something that just doesn't really sound like it would work. Not that a kid would understand the implications to such an extent, but one girl is an insane bottleneck compared to the reverse situation of only one guy.Pretty sure the answer is just magic bullshit to get more Smurfs instead of anything biological though.
smurf dreams was pretty good
