Admit it. You're hyped.
>>729686730Yeah so, wanna fight about it?
>>729686730Not even if they were paying me to play it.
I'm hyped for the video essays tearing this game a new one if it's standard Druckmann slop.
>hack n slash with glowing weaponsno actually.the trailer made me believe that the game would have cowboy bebop and akira influences. I'm not seeing it in this gameplay screenshot.
>>729686730I thought people had space game fatigue?
I'm hyped to see it flop. It getting ratio'd to hell and back was already very entertaining.
>>729686730yes, i'm totally in for the ugly bald chink game
>>729686730>HypeAbout what? We have no clue what the fuck it's about, what you'll be doing or how it plays. Something something religion and Muh references to better games/movies is not enough.
Unironically yes. I love the combat in TLOU2 and want to see how they do a melee focused game.
>>729686730I'd rather throw up then eat up my vomit with a tiny spoon.
>>729686730>2025
>>729686730What spurred you to make this thread? Again. How much do you get paid? Are you Indian? That would explain everything.
>>729686730I am certainly not. You have fun with it though.
>>729686730Naughty Dog has never made a game like this so I am interested to see what they come up with. If they could completely break out of the cinematic TPS mold they've been stuck in since 2007 that'd be great. But I'm not "hyped", there's no indication whether the game will actually be good or not.
>>729686910this
>>729686730not remotely
>>729686910I feel like it will end up selling well with normalfags but that would be pretty funny to see a high profile flop from ND.
>>729686730If the game is a proper action game then From Software, Koei Tecmo and Platinum are fucked. Naughty Dog is the ultimate western videogame company and the second greatest videogame company after Nintendo themselves; those three companies simply won't have a chance.
>>729687557Naughty Dog has zero experience with melee-focused action games my dude. Even Jak 2/3 were TPS. Sony Santa Monica can barely compete with Japan and they've been doing it for decades.
>>729687557Yeah, Druckman says it plays really well. I suspect even From Software is sweating.
>>729686730NEXT GUY!
>>729687327I bet $100 it will be exactly like the God of War reboot.
sluuuuuurp
>>729686910Trvke
>>729686894You just know this shit's gonna have a mechanic where the enemy flashes red and you've got to press the prescribed simon says button in an extremely generous window to parry it
>>729686730How can I be hyped for a game that I know nothing about? There's no gameplay.
>>729686910I'm hoping it takes down at least one major studio in the cabal.
>>729686730Looks like trash it has a bad name and naughty dog has a bad record.
>>729686730hyped to see all the gay and tranny propaganda and laugh at it
>>729686730never heard of it, dont care
>>729686730I hold no opinion about it, I care little for either its success or failure, I do not know if it has a trailer or what it will be aboutI do not really care to find out either, it is outside of my periphery, and as such I have no reason to be invested in any way
>>729686730i never even heard of this
Gonna be real with you guys, I totally forgot about this game.Also didn't the entire plot get leaked a year ago?
>>729687925It's literally got the best reputation of any American studio.
>>729686730I'm hyped to watch it crash and burn.
>>729686730Control 2 looks like a completely better version of this lmao.
>>729686730If it turns out to be rollslop im not gonna bother. We already have too many mediocre souls clones.
>>729686730Nice thumbnail>INTEABALAOTIO
>>729687787i cant slurp
What's up with their characters? The particular design is the poisonous blue frog of video game characters, and time and time again these kind of games flop. Are they trying to sabotage themselves?
I am hype before every wokie DEIsaster that kills a shitty company
>>729686894>the game would have cowboy bebop and akira influenceswhile that is one of the best animes of all time and one of the best animated films of all time, they have absolutely zero influence on anything other than the visuals. no one remembers or cares for the stories or themes. just the same few scenes repeated ad nauseam to remind other people you've watched the thing. >ZOMG LOOK ITS... le akira bike slidewhen you remove what made it unique, you're left with just another generic sci-fi media.
>>729686730I'm excited to watch it bomb.
>>729688183So will you buy it day one if it is a DMC clone?
>>729688340NEXT GUY absolutely has a type. He likes FTMs.
>>729686730I want them to confirm it's a melee-focused game so I can shit on the Character Action And You threads using it.
>>729686730genuinely not even a little. Naughty Dog's gameplay hasn't been compelling since Uncharted 4, and their writing has done nothing but gotten worse with every release. This one looks like it genuinely doesn't offer anything I want.
WELLNOWDON'T YOU TELL ME TO SMILE
Single player Concord
>>729686730>carries a giant comb>no hair
>>729686730>interbalaotio
>>729686730Eh. I haven’t played a Naughty Dog game since Uncharted 2.
NEXT GAME
>>729686730I can't give cuckmann my moneyI'll pirate once we can mod out the lesbian mc
>>729686730personally I'm not, but I've also never thought a naughtydog game was any good. especially not recently, but even back in the day, the ratchet games were way better than the jak games
>>729686730woke studios are truly pathetic. they're like fallen samurai. even blackrock gave up lmao
>>729688340Jews have an lesbian obsession for some reason
>the suffering of generations must be endured to achieve our divine endwhat's the real meaning of this?
>>729686730So they knew the colored half cut was gonna get ridiculed so they made the bitch bald
>>729689115I mean, the bible explicitly says that the Jews are the chosen people. If God wills it then we have to accept it.
>>729687218Great idea to release it on New Year's Eve.
>>729689115you should have a miserable life if it makes future generations happier
Modern "media" has this thing where because they're drawing visual representation from "real women", all their in-game female assets have the thousand yard cock carousel stare.
>>729686730It doesn't even seem good enough to watch the cutscenes on youtube.
>>729689765The best part is that her real life model is really pretty.
>>729688381>DMC clone?Hell yeah
>>729686730NEXT GAME
>>729689765looks like Will Smith's son
>>729688128nope that would be rockstar.
If I put the culture war stuff aside for a second, I don't really see what the game could even deliver on.All the game could be is a linear story with God of War-esque combat gauntlets across hallways, right?The 80s aesthetic won't be used anywhere, because you're on a desolate planet so that's gone.The game will be a few hallways with really well done cutscenes and voice acting and that's it.
>>729686730Nope ,Control Resonant looks to be delivering exactly what I wanted, Including a decent looking protag.
>>729687787I have no breath and I must slurp
>>729689115Something about Israel
>>729688128At your GCJ home maybe
>>729690325That announcement was so out of nowhere.It seems that Ninja Gaiden 4, even when it was cocksucked like E33, managed to reinvigorate the action game genre after all. Man, I wish we got one featuring cute and sexy anime girls but that plays as good as a Ninja Gaiden or Devil May Cry game.The closest I have is Onechanbara and those games are still legit shovelware.
>>729690325What the jeetshit sukhdeep is this supposed to be? Games have become caricatures of parodies of satire of themselves. There needs to be a total genre purge after we get rid of the money laundering subsidy scams funding garbage like intergalactic.
>>729686730Hyped for the shitposting on /v/.
>>729690674Nigger Remedy entertainment is a euro studio from Finland. Are you retarded?
>>729686730>the suffering of generations must be endured to achieve our divine endI bet this game is gonna be an allegory for Israel knowing Druckmann
>>729690325the hammer sort of "fluttering" in the wind look weird af
>her hair grows out over the course of the gamewould that kill the memes
someone post the leaked plot synopsis
>>729686910It's going to be such a success that many people will lose their jobs over it.
>>729686730Why did they make her bald and ugly?
>>729691225It's more likely that she was on the run and had to cut her hair.
>>729691317How many times have bullshit "leaks" like that ever turned out to be true?
>>729690835If its made in Finland why does it look like the usual generic photorealism+cartoonish marvel absurdity action game one usually sees farted out by eurasian countries? You Sir, are the retard for enjoying this special brand of infantile faggotry. Good day.
>>729686730The fuck is this? Looks like ass
>>729686730I have forced hype campaigns fatigue
>>729686730The thumbnail looks like it reads "Internal Ratio"That's about how hype I am too.
>>729686730Honestly? yes.I was also an avid Druckmann hater back then, I decided to give TLOU a go after watching the TV series with my parents and my god, I realized how big of an idiot I was.
>>729686730>that tag line>Drunkmann is jewish hmmmmm.....
I have a negative amount of hype for any primarily Sony backed product. I don't care about this, I don't care about god of onions, I don't care about wolverine or basedderman, take your movie games and fuck off.
>>729686894>it's worse looking Hell is Us with 10x the budget and .2x the gameplay and atmosphere LOL
>>729686730yea yea, DEI blah blah blah, I don't like it either.BUT, what really turned me off this game was the fact they used the song "It's a sin" from Pet Shop Boys.I HATE Pet Shop Boys.
>>729692580underrated gem from this year
>>729692619song is so bad that even the Ghost cover is bad
>>729691896Why not just admit you have no idea what youre talking about?
>>729692671good puzzles, good story, god tier atmosphere, good spooks, okay combatI really enjoyed it
>>729690325Man buns are almost as bad as bald women
>>729692619Hopefully the Beastie Boys continue to snub them.
>>729692361Pretty game, some good feels, but what? I have zero desire to ever replay it, I have zero desire to play the sequel. It's normie bait at its most refined. Meanwhile, I can play Kojimbo's movie games yearly and have a good time.
https://youtube.com/shorts/Aiv7XwlF9VI?si=URfCOIZYJxYDNr4J>That moment when Naughty Dog took 50 people from the studio to hype up the reveal announcement and no one cheeredLamao
>>729692754same. one of my favorite games this year.
>>729692908>and the crowd goes mild
>>729688364>best animes of all time and one of the best animated films of all timeYeah if youre a normal fag retard with no brain cells thats true
>>729686730I'm hyped to watch it crash and burn
>>729691981Good eye, since that is pretty much what it shapes up to
>>729693012Oh, are you one those "they didn't adapt 120 chapters into a 2 hour movie" fags?
How would things change if she was an older woamn who was sick of shit?
>>729686910It'll be the ToRtanic of our time. (Concord doesn't count because nobody was expecting that to be any good.)
>>729686730not even one of these people normally, but they will genuinely have to change her to make me interestednot sure what it is about a bald asian woman that just evokes fury in me; it's like a really weak candle begging to be extinguished
>>729686730Is that the new Kratos game?
>>729686730I'm curious and not worked up about grrr bald lady no make my pp go boing. Won't preorder but won't ignore for virtue signalling reasons. Just gonna see what it actually comes out to be.
>>729686730I am hyped for the laughs we are going to have
>>729686730>The suffering of generations must be endured to achieve our divine endOY VEY
>>729687006The entirety of the plot is leaked and how the game playsShockingly to no one, it is fucking dogshit
>>729693717post it bro, I want to laugh before I sleep
>>729693717>and how the game playsI never saw this part in the leak.
>>729686730putting the games quality aside I don't think its going to be a "success" mainly because "success" these days means selling like 30-50 million copies and I just really don't see how that could be possible, expedition 33 sold like 5 million? and it was hyped to the moon and backunless intergalactic has a story the like of which we have never seen and we are talking about post-LOU2 naughty dog here, it is doomed to be a critical darling that sells well enough for what it is but nowhere near enough to justify it's cost, naughty dog will hail it as a ground breaking success then quietly lay off 50% of it's staff and pivot into making a live-service game probably that LOU game factions? tribes? whatever it was called the one that got cancelled
>>729686730I love Concordlikes. I don't buy or play them though.
>>729689854She's a gross mutt with a pig nose piercing. Kill your whole family.
>>729690325First few seconds made me think this is AI sloppa. Might as well be. Look how outrageously generic and soulless it looks.
>>729695248No reason to be so mad.
>>729690325yeah, I'm kind of shocked that they seem to have hit every major criticism of the first gameI'm cautiously optimistic
>Naughty Dog staff already crunching and they haven't even released any actual gameplay yetthis project is fucked
>>729690430What even is the punchline here?
Not even slightlyI have never played a druckman game and I don't plan to start now
>>729686730not at all I don't buy games with ugly women
>>729690430Who's "Little Neck Bobo"?Wait- shh. I hear something.
>>729686730this shit is COMPLETELY ruined by the characterlike it has everything going for it except for her, and she's the most uninteresting and annoying thing they could have designedif cuckmann had just made her hot, or if she'd been a guy or whatever, i'd be legitimately hyped because the visuals look greatbut it's not even just that she's ugly and intentionally not womanly at all, it's that she's boring. nothing about her is memorable except that she's got a bald head (so brave, so powerfvl). and the funny thing is you know cuckmann knows this, he just refuses to admit it or create a good character because he just HAS to own le chuds
>>729695746They're absolving the killer of any wrongdoing with a medical diagnosis devoid of any actual medical expertise or evidence. lol.
Likes to dislikes went from 41% (pfft) in December of 2024 to 38% in December 2025.
>>729693012now post your list so we can all make fun of how shit your taste is.>crickets
Is it going to be a PS exclusive?
>>729686730fuck you for making me remember that trash exist's.
>>729688128Maybe 10 years ago.
>>729688559Thats a detail for the scholars to notice when the game gets remastered a 100 years from now.
>>729686730>Cheap 90s nostalgia mixed with hideous PoC+ caricatures and marvel writingTailored made for the Millennial audience, Zoomies BTFO!
>>729697135Does that "show dislikes" plugin actually show the dislikes or simply what the people using the plugin chooses?
>>729686730I'm interested in soulslikes, but this dev hasn't made a decent videogame before. It's hard to trust a company with zero track record
>>729686730Naughty Dog is always late to the genres but they usually make very refined, albeit simple, versions
>>729698408The plugin simply shows the likes and dislikes as if the dislikes were never removed. It's not it's own format exclusive to the plugin. How they plugin is able to retrieve data on dislikes, I don't know.
>>729686730sure, but not about playing it, no
>>729686730I'm really not hyped. It's a snoy story game with ugly chars I'll see some screenshots of quips or better men moments and laugh at it, that's about it mate.
>>729687006I would argue that we know exactly how it plays, given ND games all play the same
>>729698994Oh pleaseNo one on /v/ has played a modern Naughty Dog game due to politics. No one here really "knows" how they play.
>>729686730i dont get hyped for vaporware
>>729699118Like bad gears of war
>>729686730used to be a huge fan of ND. They are the most talented game studio in the industry, only second to Rockstar, their games always have the best graphics but they went full woke and it completely kills my interest of whatever they make.
>>729698408The latter.Which makes it worthless due to being a t textbook example of confirmation bias.
>>729686730Never heard of it, don't care.
>>729686730Why the fuck does that blade look like a comb?Seriously it looks like it is holding one of those switchblade beard combs from back in the swag is for boys class is for men phase of the internet.
>>729686730>coming 2025Really?
>>729688921The story is apparently an unironically a take-down of Christianity. Extremely jewish, but not unexpected from Druckmann.1:43https://youtu.be/5-mYgNrtXx4?si=aj6KqSuhIcU5HYiT&t=103It's PS5 exclusive so they can do victory laps how it sold a lot and the numbers will be hard to falsify.
>>729699302>Which makes it worthless due to being a t textbook example of confirmation bias.That would be true, if we didn't have examples of games that get dislike ratiod that failed, like Concord, Veilguard, Saints Row etc. It can't be circumstantial.
>>729695746THEY FUCKING KILLED CHARLIE!
