She did nothing wrong
She owed me sex but I am still a virgin. She did EVERYTHING wrong.
she's literally a femcel
she did literally everything wrongi bet she joins the writers in E33-II
>>729693853BASED
>>729693853>not undressed>not in my bedThats two wrongs
>tfw fucking Pat has a better understanding of the endings than /v/
>>729693853Part of the plateu? Or part of the uptick?
>>729693853Yeah, she went back to her family after the canvas was destroyed. Hope she's doing well
>>729694186Obviously. Most Versofriends never played the game in the first place
>>729693853who's that
>>729694186>I actually agree with pat for onceit's fucking over
>>729693853She got obliterated when the painting was wiped by Renoir. Owned bitch.
>>729694018Lol I wonder how the game would have been received as well as his tragic backstory if the game revealed she was a man, or a crippled male.Probably disgust from women I would imagine. Consider if it's revealed gender flipped Maelle was Ricky Burwick instead. The instant ick factor.
If she a guy, you would all be calling her a chud.
>>729693853>maelle will never paint you as her sex slave
>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T KILL THE INNOCENT FICTIONAL PEOPLE, THAT'S LITERALLY A HECKIN' GENOCIDE
She did nothing. She is led around the world and gets periodic exposition dumps.
>>729695186So she is based AND hot?
>>729695328>>THAT'S LITERALLY A HECKIN' GENOCIDECorrect.
>>729693853You posted the wrong sister
>>729695186Clea is the fem chud though.
She should have died in the fire.
>>729694795Sneed's daughter Sneadelle.
>>729695007>what life? my life of loneliness in a shell of a body, with no voice and no future?she's just like me frfr
>>729695328Renoir at the end of Act 2: lol lmao
>>729695328>>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T KILL THE INNOCENT FICTIONAL PEOPLE, THAT'S LITERALLY A HECKIN' GENOCIDEFat Damon did nothing wrong
>>729695328For me I chose Verso and Renoir's side because the painted people shouldn't have existed in the first place. Aline irresponsibility painted life and it completely fucking up her entire family. The destruction of the painted world is a mercy kill. It is harsh but unfortunately necessary and the correct thing to do.
Reminder that real Verso died because of her.
Painted people > "real" people
>>729693853Yes, I'm sure she says the same thing to help her sleep at night, too.
>>729699198You know I never got why people were so offended at that face Maelle makes. It's the exact same expression Lune makes during Gustave's burial and no one thought she was "smug" about him dying.
Thank you brother who just saved my life I will torture the last remnant of your soul for eternity and an identical copy of you as well lol
>>729697808The life of a painter is more valuable than that of his paintingsPeople have trouble with the notion of different lives having different valueCruel choices, I say
>>729693853>Game starts with her willing to give her life to save Lumiere and its people by joining the Expodition>Game ends with her unwilling to give her life to save Lumiere and its people by leaving the paintingLOL okay. Selfish bitch was a god complex.
>>729693853Correct, because I stopped her before she did anything retarded.
>>729699198Back, villain! You shan't drain my balls thrice over!
She belongs in a mental institution
I want her dead.
>>729693853>frog aI sloppa
>>729693853>She did nothing wrongThat's not Clea
>>729704835based
>>729704835She really is the better sister.
>>729693853Why have they introduced an instant irreversible kill mechanic on a fight with the worst telegraphs so far.And Why did they have to make renoir's (probably) first fight shit
>>729697808>>729700685For me it was putting Verso out his misery. They basically used the chunk of his soul as a slave, and only painted Verso seems to give a shit.
>>729695007If real world Maelle were revealed to be a boy at the end of Act 2, I would have uninstalled the game and never spoken another word about it
>>729706681>Why did they make a hard fight all the fights should be easyanon
>>729693853I just beat vanilla endless tower, infuriating the final fight was not even the hardest one, it actually felt fair.I am about to tackle Simon, how much not fun I am gonna have?Interesting Clea gives Maelle her original hair but white, its a cut compromise after shitting on both of her parents.
>>729708871Hey that wasnt that hard>Phase 2Of course.>You cant retryFuck off.
>>729707116Then make the fight hard by giving him a cracked kit, not wet newspaper damage and no tools except one deliberately elongated instant kill
>>729698981ChatGustave, is this real?
>>729695328I could understand if the painting people had existed for a long time, many years or such, like young Verso made them in his painting and they'd existed ever since.But they're new creations, in terms of IRL time, they're like less than 6 months old and perhaps younger than that, existing under the delusion that decades or centuries have passed. Once there was proven to be a disjointing of time between IRL and the painting, all bets were off
>>729708871rate my squad
>>729708871How unfair is the dlc. Chromatic Simon sounds like fun.
>>729711502Sciel looks like a clownThe rest are drippy
>>729711751I couldn't find anything with hair that suited her except that, seeing as how she was cool with living as the Gestrals' arena champion for the rest of her life. And chic is one of the outfits that shows off her belly while being different than her uniform and is aesthetic
>>729710883This game sounds fucked up. I don't want to play it now.
>>729711812Sciel doesn't belong in a fancy dress, she sprints like an orangutanThat's why I only put her in expedition uniform or Pure
>>729704835clea's a fucking bitch
>>729712230inferior drip
>>729693853i picked her endingfucking real life fuck normies reeeeeeeeeeeee
>>729711812Sciel looks weird without her bangs and the Gestral haircut only looks good on Maelle>>729712230Sciel looks best in Clea's outfit imo, also why would you sprint with her, Lune leads always
>>729701027You’re explicitly told that she didn’t join the expedition to save Lumiere, she actually hated it there. She just wanted to run away.
>>729694018She’s 16 y/o from very rich family. There will be hundreds of suitors lining up to marry her even despite her injuries. She will never be a femcel
>>729693853Her only crime was being too cute. Maelle for Smash Bros 6!
>>729712414>Sciel looks best in Clea's outfit imothat's because they use the same base model
>>729704835that outfit is a nipple slip waiting to happen
>>729709290>oh, I’m losing? let me delete your whole party with an unblockable and unavoidable attackThat’s the biggest bullshit of that fight.
>>729712546I havent gotten to that part yet, I dont dislike he steals shields but putting you at 1 for no reason at all? Bro if you are gonna make this bullshit ass fight let me retry faster.
>>729712546i knowit's amazing from how blatant it is>oh, you think you're hot shit?>you can't outstat this>you can't cheese this with shields>and you can't rely on Sciel, Verso, and Maelle to carry you throughout the entire thing
>>729712506That’s why I gave it to Maelle
>>729712546>>729709290>>729712612>theme song is literally titled We Losthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIs_82VxUHE
>>729712612I almost had constant stun uptime on him with Endbringer+ Tsunami
>>729712760We Lost was the game original name. Quite fitting as the people on the canvas keep getting fucked, armaggedon, then the gommage, then gustave, just loss after loss.
>>729712850Same. Seeram is phenomenal for that fight
>give Lune chic dress that constantly flashes underboob because she’s flying Hon hon hon, horny french
>>729712546Yeah, it ruined the fight for me and almost the rest of the game retroactively as well.
>>729713203when i thought about sciel and the whole thing with her husband and still wanting to fuck verso, i remembered they're french and it all made sense
>>729693853>She did nothing wrong
>>729693853
The widescale fellation of E33 is, I must confess, a laughable phenomenon to observe.An "indie" game made on a $10 million budget, with a star-studded voice cast and the backing of wealthy investors, while making use of Unreal Engine stock assets - and all propped up by an emotionally manipulative storyline that anyone who's read a book or two beyond the shallow end of contemporary fiction will recognize is trite and mawkish - sweeping every award in 2025 is perfectly fitting.Mechanically, the game completes the illusion. It is a JRPG designed for normies who hate (or rather, are embarrassed to be associated with) JRPGs and are far more interested in an "accessible and immersive" experience. The result is a combat loop that flatters the player’s sense of participation while asking almost nothing of them beyond rhythmic compliance: press the button, watch the spectacle. It's Pavlovian.The narrative is less a story than a checklist of affective cues, engineered to provoke recognition rather than reflection. It's all handled with the kind of solemn obviousness that mistakes earnestness for depth. It insists upon emotion as a substitute for thought.That this design philosophy is rewarded so thoroughly speaks less to the game’s individual failings than to the current critical ecosystem surrounding games. Awards culture increasingly favours works that resemble prestige television. E33's critical success rests almost entirely on an aggressively curated emotional register. Of course, to question the shallowness of such experiences is to risk being framed as elitist, even as the industry openly celebrates projects engineered to offend no one and challenge nothing.Don't mistake my point. E33 is not a catastrophe. It is worse than that: it is exemplary. It represents the logical endpoint of a medium desperate for cultural legitimacy, chasing validation by mimicking the least demanding forms of "serious" art while hollowing out what once made its genres distinct.
>>729699620Lune was holding herself up to try to fit her standard of "Cool under pressure". Maelle just fucking annihilated someone in front of the sibling of that person, in revenge.
>>729714365/thread
>>729693853 Alicia/Maelle cannot survive third-degree burns affecting 50 percent of her body. She has only months to live. Trust me, I'm a doc
>>729704835Why is she so mean though?
>>729714365>midwit sharing his "le deep critique" on a mongolian tapestry forum like some failed vidya journo
>>729716495it's an ai generated copypasta
>>729716543guess im the dimwit then
>>729716628well duh, you played this astroturfed slop :)
>>729698981I really don't care about the painters at all. The painted people are the only ones I like.
>>729712431A rich wife that can't talk back and spends all her time unconscious in a painting. You could just bend her over a table when she's playing in her paintings and go to town.
>>729704835Nah, she's unnecessary cruel to the inhabitants of the painted world. Renoir would at least mercy kill them with the gommage
>>729704835This bitch is a psychopath and probably going to be her world's Hitler if she ever beats the writers, so it's natural some of you would like her.
>>729693853does anyone argue that she did?
