KILL XENOSBEHEAD XENOSuhhh...sex...
I hate Taufappers so much.Not even going to call you "Taufags", because I just know you don't play this faction. Just imperium-selfinsertes.
>>729718359now post official art of tau
>>729718359Why doesn't Games Workshop go into this direction with their IP? It would be a thousand times more profitable
Isn't the only difference between male and female Tau the shape of the scar on their face?
>>729718601>implying they wouldnt provide genetically modified brides to humans willing to defect
>>729718601No, female Tau also have gigantic brappers and milkers, which they use to convert even the most zealous Humans to their side.
>>729718536Its a pretty well remarked upon thing but its an 8 billion dollar company yet everyone thinks they can do it better.
>>729718449i play necrons and i still fap to tau
>>729719602I mean the cannonical femboys arn't helping desu
I refuse to fuck the blue alien lady
>>729718359>>>/aco/Fuck off
>>729718359>watching online white supremacist who is not white>looks unusually happy as he listens to a black woman explain why she hates black culture and how she thinks america should be more whiteyou can't tell me racism is evil when all these racists seem to love african queens
>>729718449>Just imperium-selfinsertes.Imperium self inserters used to be unapologetic about their rejection of xenos. What the fuck happened?
>>729718601
>>729718479Look how happy they are
>>729720674Third worlders and repressed internet racists became obsessed with raceplay for some reason in the past few years.
>>729720680Fire caste tau woman. You'd be a fool to not get a water caste one.
>>729718359The Tau needs to let me, Anon, breed all their women. It's for the greater good and all that.
>>729720680>your tau beauty standard is unrealisticlmao! shut up nerd.
>>729720680damn what those lips do?
Gue'vesa bros....
>>729718359Humans can't be fire warriors. Only Fire Caste Tau can (and Fire Caste Tau can only be fire warriors). Humans can serve as auxiliary troops, but you wouldn't mistake them for a fire warrior.
I play drukhari so...Y'know...
>>729718359I want to betray my species for my curvy Water Caste wife.
>>729722352
>>729721958This is probably the perfect balance of animu and alien faces
>>729721958god they're so pretty i love mossa's work
>jeets love cows so much they bought wotc just to add them to this fucking series
What color do you think tau cow milk is?
>>729720680It's like showing a pic of an old military dyke to grey's and telling them>Look at it aliens! This is what your human waifu would look like, look at it!Dishonest reddit tier argument
>>729722980What?
>>729723336The accursed Tau are bovids.
>>729718359there wouldn't be wars if..
>>729723412What does that have to do with wotc?
>>729723086Probably still white, but I'd like to imagine it would be a very light blue.
>>729723646You're right, I must have missed that in his post and autocorrected it in my head to GW.
Where does the "female Tau have fat tits" thing come from anyway? Is it pure fanon? A one off sentence from decades ago?
>>729718359I can't get over the weird meaty head vagina
>>729723086>>729723651
>>729723759Because they are descendants of alien cows. Cows have cowtits, thus all the stupid cowtit tau art. Lean blue xenos are peak but these twats will never learn
>>729723780That's her noseWarm air blows out of there every few seconds
>as a lone human soldier, imagine being captured by a squad of horny Tau females
>>729718359One joke.
>>729718449>I just know you don't play this factionWe don't even play this game. Just some general interest in these blue baes
>>729724034Just have them be lean until pregnant or overfed, then their cow DNA makes them blimp up like the cows they are.
>>729724175
tau never should have been added to the series to begin with.>woah what if there was a race of xenos that was just morally superior to humans in every way and their entire existence was to contrast to how bad the imperium is??
>>729718359Watch their head game like?
>>729724786Tau fans never want their special OC race to have any edge to them at all, just look at the histrionics when someone brings up the neutering. Truly the reddit faction.
>>729724851They have no lips so unless they have magic tongues it's probably pretty poor
My Tau has no nose.How does she smell?Terrible.
>>729722782isn't he a pedophile?
>>729724612>You have to eat all of the berries.
>>729725163I already said I like him anon you don't need to sweeten the deal
>>729718359tau are smaller than humans
>>729718359BREED THEM OUT OF EXISTENCEt. girlyman
>>729725257universe is a big place where evolution is a thing.
>>729720680SexAm I the only person who would fuck a baseline female tau
>>729718449>I hate Taufappers so muchCrazy how literally one artist is the root cause of this.
My main problem with the Tau comes down to how retarded GW is with 40k & its main failure.You have a setting that covers 100s of thousands of years of lore, across a space of 2.5 universes worth of galaxies, over 1 million planets, with its main focus being between a time period of time between 20ks - 40ks…. WHY the fuck are there so little aliens?Yes I’m aware as to why in lore but that’s so tearfully boring, especially when the time period where there should’ve been more of actual more “diversity” of option instead focuses on the HH.Which theoretically would be Taus domain but we barely see any of their partner species. Their whole faction should’ve been split into 2 separate groups, one as a coalition of aliens following humanity’s downfall & the other as weeabo mech warriors.& they can’t even use the excuse of breaking canon as they’ve been aggressively retconning & rewriting shit for years!
>>729720680>ummmmmmmmm the breasts on the lizard woman makes no sense and they're not R E A L I S T I C, lizards aren't mammals, they have no need for lactating and therefore wouldn't have breasts actuallyThis youThis the type of nigga you are
>>729720680Weeb taufeverfags btfod
>>729720680The elemental council novel made cute attractive tau gf's canon GW realizes they need to retcon them in to being cuter to make them sell
>>729729332>WHY the fuck are there so little aliens?almost all other alien races were wiped out by the dominant ones.next question, and this time not from a redditor midwit please.
>>729725163hes korean
>>729718359Aren't Tau supposed to be shorter than humans?
>>729729332Everyone buys Marines, there's no money in a million xenos planets. Hell, the existent xenos barely get updates. You are free to populate your headcanon galaxy with whoever you want, though.
>>729729332You want the Tau to be the covenantGeewee wants the Tau to steal sales from Battletech
>>729722407My God...
>>729729332There are a lot of species, just only a handful actually have models.
>>72972067440k autists trooned out in force. The reddits fell to Slaanesh and it's spread from there.
>>729729848Why is the tongue censored...?
>>729729917grimdark
>>729721958Now imagine a frag grenade landing on their feet...
>>729729332There's quite a few aliens in the various RPG source books.The issue is that almost none of them are populous enough to form an army and generally exist in the ass end of space to avoid getting exterminated/absorbed by the big boys
How do we unpozz GW?
>>729729727>there's no money in a million xenos planetsIt's kind of a one causes the other situation though, Tau have a bunch of meh models so they don't sell, because they don't sell they don't get more models, turning them in to the alien collective faction probably would increase sales and be lore friendly since we have no idea how many races the tau have integrated but that's a big investment that games workshop will never make
>>729720674because its not imperium self inserters its just people who want to fuck the aliens
>>729729574Hey Neofag, learn to read. I get the explanation but the answer is a retarded cop out.The time period that’s supposed to focus on this doesn’t.
I LOVE GIANT BLUE TITTIES!
>>729724786They wanted to attract weeb fans. As mechfag I don't find their design interesting. Also their fanbase is filled with more tankies and troons compared to other factions.
>>729718359VHY ARE YOU WORSHIPPING ZHE EMPEROR VE DON'T DO ZAT ON MARS
>>729730083Its far too late for thatYou should have gatekept better.
>>729721958>look at image>supposed to be cute ayylmaos setting up a propaganda poster image>can only think about the logistics of good armor but no face / helmetThey're either idiots or the extra gear on their heads has solved the age old problem of helmets blocking visibility somehow.Like wearing full regular body armor then a shield generator for their faces for visibility without the worry of getting shot in the head / face, which would be the perfect fix save for potential cost.Certainly a better way to do it than a full body shield and no armor...
>>729730836They use helmets in lore same as space marines its just easier to draw expressions without them
>>729730083Don't pay gw and 3d print all their stuff. Let them starve.
>>729729954anon that's not a tongue
>>729729307Krekkov? Or that other dude?
>>729729917God i fucking hate grimdank
>>729729883Nooo, just noo.
>>729731241>retards who don't care keep buying>the old guard don't matter anymore because they actively want to steal your products instead of paying for themYeah that'll work out
>>729724786>contrast is bad ?
>>729731595It's not like paying for the current GW material will make the situation better.
>>729731595Hey they care more about theur shareholders than you. If you have a large enough community that alone would be enough to bleed them. Besides their kits are getting expensive as hell. Either GW changes or they burn themselves with their own greed.
>>729724786It runs contrary to all of 40k's themes. Where every faction is offers a different level of hellish existence, one worse than the other. Then the Tau come in being the benevolent galactic federation.I'm honestly dissapointed that the community made more of a fuss over the wokeism of warhammer the last few years than this shit, but w/e
40k/GW is fine and people who constantly complain don't play the game to begin with
>>729724786The Tau are all mind controlled and they're splintering from the inside, you've never actually read any Tau lore you just spout reddit memes
>>729732502It's called a foil, tranny, and it's kino when done right. The tau are trash but not because they aren't inherently evil
>>729732502You fucking retard, please read the posts from 20 years ago.
>>729724612This picture bothers me. Not only does it look like Dobson's art style, but who the fuck holds small objects like that? You need to cup your hand so the berries don't fall between your fingers.I'm too autistic for this bullshit.
>>729724786The Tau exist as a mirror to Great Crusade humanity>Once barbaric, backwards people unified by a mysterious force that knows more that they do>Forged into an authoritarian system that rapidly conquering territoryOnly difference is they need to supplement their meagre numbers with Xeno auxiliaries. Every Xenos faction is meant to mirror humanity in some way>Orks are humanity's base desire for conflict and war, mirroring our techno-barbarian past>Eldar are a dark portent of humanity's psychic potential>Dark Eldar mirror the increasing degeneracy and carrion nature of the Imperium>Necrons are what the mechanicus wish themselves to be>Tyranids are humanity's desire to conquer and extinguish all other life>Votann are humanity's industrial drive, destroying the galaxy to fuel endless growthXenos work because they relate to humanity in some way and show an overexaggerated flaw of the Imperium. They also look cool
>>729732551People don't play 10e because its tourneytranny dogshit. Custom40k is far superior, as is OnePageRules
>>729732551gross pic
>>729730836>lol i made character le hot anime girl>lol look at all these references of things people like>i am such a funny guy aren't ?!
>>729733576You don't even play the game, 40k is more popular than ever you can't even argue against it just look at the numbers, you are a no game faggot
>>729734362The tournaments are bigger because that's all GW focusses on. Game isn't designed for fun narrative anymore, and they already managed to butcher Crusade only 1 edition after its creation. Anecdotally the casual community is dead, every store I go to I see more battletech games than 40k. On dedicated 40k nights its only a few guys testing tournament lists at each other. I can't remember the last time I saw a non-canon color scheme
>>729718359I would gladly betray humanity
>>729718479>now post official art of tauThey just don't want you to know the truth.
>>729734545You are literally a no game faggot, probably a third worlder as well
>>729734768Uh oh tourneytranny melty
>>729718359Ching Chong Nihao *GOOOOOOONG*
>>729734864>wah how date the game I don't even play get popular!!! wah!!!!
>>729734717The Tau are really into eugenics and genetic engineering, though not as advanced (and magical) as the Imperium. I could see the Tau have special Water Caste strains that are sexy just for human diplomacy.
>>729732551>don't play the game to begin withNoone plays. Who has money for a playable army anymore. Who has friends to play with. Fucking richers maybe.
>>729734956>tourneytranny THIS mad over getting called outkek
>>729720680You fags are always like "but official art makes them ugly!" But official art can't even depict a space marine accurately without making them look normal. Titus should look more like an ogryn than a regular guy.
>>729734961Literally selling better than ever, poorfags aren't the audience sorry sweaty
>>729734639Bad varang! BAD!!
>>729735170This, fortnite is the best vidya in history
>>729732551Don't DeadOpen Inside
>>729735380>fortnite badLol you are literally a mad third worlder
>>729724786The Tau working as "the tiny shitter alien race consortium" would have been significantly better than "the mechsuit shooty faction".
>>729735441>mutt zoomer who loves fortnite and primaris-40k>calls other third worlderkeky poopy
>>729724508That's the kind of talk that makes me want to get one eternally pregnant
>>729729332There were various xenos that were established early on, GW just doesn't do anything with them and most have been languishing since 5th edition.
>>729735457But they are both, Kroot got an expansion just this year. Vespids also finally got a hard plastic release
>>729735520Hrud when
>>729720680delete this
Need state mandated taucow wife
>>729720680I am ironically sorry to say this, but your lore have been retconned.
>>729724786>just morally superior to humans in every wayThey only appear on the surface that way. They offer diplomacy but will genocide races who say no or just castrate them later in secret while keeping order with mind control.
>>729735893Tau aren't about interbreeding, they want the different species and castes to fit their niches. However you are more likely to have Tau brothels to help associate the Tau with pleasure and good times
>>729724786>morally superior >commies who only have gotten anything done because chaos and the AI principle haven't taken notice of them Riiiiiight
>>729736057>diplomacy but will genocide races who say no or just castrate them later in secretAny canon examples of this?
>>729734639god I hated avatar 3
>>729736137
>>729736928>FFG rpg books>Canon
I hate Taus so fucking much.no matter how big you draw the tits, I'm not falling for TAU.KILL THEM ALL
Why are human men like this?
>>729739950Sex with bugs.
>>729739950Manifest destiny
>>729739950xenos women CRAVE it
>>729724786It's funny to me how everyone complains about Tau being 'the good guys' when CW Eldar have been in pretty much since the start.
Reminder real female Tau look like shriveled ashy African women
>>729720680b-but, I was told they evolved from bovines. where are her massive tits?
>>729722407This guy can't draw a face worth a damn to save his life.
>>729729332Isn't it established lore that the great crusade wiped out most space faring races and the imperium continues to kill off any who could be a "threat"? The excuse with tha Tau is that they were forgotten about and there was a warp storm hiding them.
>>729742621Pyw
>>729718359
fuck this faggot shit just put tiddies on the nids already
>>729724786Everyone else in 40k is a dying empire past their prime or a near-mindless monster. I like the contrast of a younger rising empire that hasn't been around long enough to rack up as much shit as everyone else, while also having their own brand of fucked up.
40k is so lame compared to fantasy
>>729718359Tau girl pile!
>>729743734GRENADE OUT
Sex with xenos women
>>729739950>>729741678What the hell is wrong with sci-fi makers
>>729744848Pulpy science fiction is the go-to genre for xenofuckers
>>729744848They were based back then, now for many years faggots are running amok, but Jimbo will fix it.
>>729744848
>>729742440CW Eldar are full of shit. They're selfish pricks who will sacrifice anyone and anything for they own survival and justify it with "Eldars lives are just more valuable" while acting like they've done the galaxy a favor.
Do you guys actually own and paint Tau?I do and also orks, SM and tyranids at the moment
>>729745680>we will fuck aliens.>we will find them and fuck them right.>mfw we still didn't make contact because the galaxy is scared shitless of the rape-monkey planet.CRUSH ALIEN PUSSY IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR
>>729746298My next kill team will be a tau one I just haven't decided
>>729719602Seeking a t'repa in a gerosh'i. Can a Gue'vesa get a source? Reverse image doesn't find anything useful but another 4chinz thread.
>>729723412Untrustworthy narrator. From more trusted sources they are descendants of GOAT like creatures not bovines. Bovines are an evolutionary niche of the Bovidae root group which goats offshoot from. So bovines are extremely distant cousins to Tau like pick-a-random-monkey-that-isn't-a-chimp are distant cousins to humans. Which is why big tiddy Tau is retarded. They should be small chested with huge asses. Their physique is like that of a mountain goat. Extreme long range, extreme finesse and strength for climbing, and the same feet.
>>729720674They've wanted to fuck Macha for decades
>>729745998Most CW Eldar don't go around conquering and massacring others though
>>729729332>Which theoretically would be Taus domain but we barely see any of their partner species.Frankly this is an outdated complaint, most of the Tau releases from the last couple years have been auxiliaries, and they've been featuring in more novels as well. GW knows people want auxiliaries, I'm reasonably confident the next Killteam for Tau will be humans.
>>729747441the next tau killteam are stealth suits
>>729747519Yes, the one after that I meant
>>729745998>They're selfish pricks who will sacrifice anyone and anything for they own survivalAnd everyone else in 40k doesn't?
>>729747519They're already out. I bought the kit which sadly came with Space Wolves but luckily someone bought them off me for over half of what I paid for the set and I just have the new suits.>>729747602Killteam Vespid kit is 11/10. They have Tau enhanced cancer beam rifles that can penetrate anything and instantly give it cancer, if it doesn't die first. Using crystals from their homeworld. One of the coolest weapons in the lore.
>>729746298No tau, but i have an ancient Ultramarine army from the early 2000'nds and a Small Chaos Army from around the same time(+a drawer full of random metal figures from both 40k and fantasy that I've bought over the years, and like a dozen of different boxes of half started armies. Currently working on the Chaos Legion for Warcry since i have a bunch of buddies that are into it and want to play which has motivated me to get started)
>>729747441>I'm reasonably confident the next Killteam for Tau will be humans.That'd be too cool so I don't think so
>>729747320Of course not, they don't like fighting war they don't think they can win. Instead they manipulate things from behinds the shadows so their enemies will bleed each other long enough so they can sweep in and easily defeat them.
Trying to comprehend those type of threads make me understand why GW only sells space marines plastic.
>>729734250Unironically yes
>>729746298I did like...fifteen years ago. I made the crackheaded decision to paint white even though I didn't...and still don't...have the skill to make white work. And then I quit playin' 40K.
>>729748835Nigga, just thin your paints
>>729748835THIN YOUR PAINTS!
>>729747441>I'm reasonably confident the next Killteam for Tau will be humans.Fuck I hope not. That would be so damn boring. We already have tons of ultra-high-quality proxy models on the market for Tau Humans. Give us the some Thraxian drone snipers (bugs with minds like super computers and can control drone swarms with extreme accuracy, often used as an organic brain in large T'au command consoles/ships, pic related), Charpactin gunslingers (mushroom guys can mind control enemies with bursts of light and spores from their body), Demiurg (greater good short kings, Votann), and maybe the cold shadow people (t'au human auxiliaries that are cybernetic-ally augmented human psychers to better control them on the battlefield, with large chunks of their skulls replaced and perhaps an onboard engram/AI).Regular ass humans in the place of pathfinders is the most boring shit imaginable, and we have numerous 10/10 proxy kits you can download and print already. I'd also love to see a the space tardigrades, the Nicassar, used in a creative way. I know they're primarily utilized as a navigator for warp flight but they are gigantic polar bear looking psychers with extra limbs that walk upright and could be used in some creative way in the tabletop, given they are the oldest ally (even before Kroot).
Breeding Tau...
>>729720680This really got the Taufags upset.
>>729743097Buddy, Fantasy isn't even as good as AoS.
Tell me, what purpose does the forehead pussy serve?
>>729744848They are men, and sometimes they are women.
>>729719602>O'nahol
>>729732551>40k/GW is fineThey are not fine, and should always be shamed. The players and fans alike of 40K are fine, not the company.
>>729749438Nose.
>>729748949>Charpactin gunslingersHnnnghhh where they fuck are they GW? HUH? YOU CAN'T JUST TEASE US LIKE THIS IN THE OFFICIAL CORE BOOK AND NOT GIVE THEM TO US ON TABLETOP. IT HAS BEEN FOUR FUCKING YEARS.Seriously how fucking cool is a mind control mushroom guy that channels his light-emission communication/mind-control powers into a Tau designed canon bolted on their body to kill shit. Fuck GW doesn't understand how to run their own ship.
>>729749815they design new space marines and it sells. Why would they waste time and money making your shroom people?
>>729749815>>729748949Oh and don't forget about the Tarellians. They're kinda boring on the surface, the "dog soldiers" of the Tau. Hunchbacked, broad shouldered, brutish and violent brawlers that aren't super great at much but when kitted out with armor and guns are quite fierce. We got an official look at them in the same book and it is pretty metal.The Tau have so many cool auxiliaries and you motherfuckers ask for "muh humans." So fucking BORING. GO PLAY IMPERIAL GUARDSMEN OR SOMETHING.
>>729749938If you don't want a space mushroom gunslinger then there is no talking to you anon, you've got brain rot.
Another shroomie shooter pic
>>729750020I'd love to see more xenos in 40k but everytime they introduce something new, it took a decade to have the full army (GSC) or it's fucking terrible (Votann)
>>729741678It’s so fucking unfair, bros…
>>729749938What surprises me most about 40k models is that most factions don't actually sell all that poorly when given new stuff. Kroot were decently popular for their wave, the new Eldar wave this edition sold extremely well, and the Nids did quite nicely. Sometimes they even sell better than the divergent Marine factions, especially shit like Space Wolves and the new Blood Angels.But because base Marines tend to just sell faster GW only ever puts major focus on them.
>>729750214Votann are so fucking bad. The ones for Necromunda are pretty good tho
>>729750214Buckle up, anon, we're getting Corsairs soon as a fifth Eldar faction.
>>729750214>I'd love to see more xenos in 40k but everytime they introduce something new, it took a decade to have the full army (GSC) or it's fucking terrible (Votann)That doesn't matter here. The xenos I'm talking about are in the Tau Empire. So you just need a single kit or killteam and you're done. No need for an entire army of 'em. Even the Demiurg are literally just Tau painted Votann, we just need rules for them.
