What if the druid shapechanged into a human child?
That's problematic.
>>729734994Yeah they wouldn't want that in their video games, they just want to assault kids in locker rooms in real life.
>>729734925then I would buy the game
out of all animals... why a bear?
>>729734925That'd be pussy shit.Give me an actual loli or fuck off.Same with the bear actually.
Furfags are of the same abominable root that this site's pedos who jerk off to drawings of underaged children, but since ours spew slurs while theirs cheer for trannies, they are ok and can have public furry pfps that children can see while our degenerates can only post their child porn on this board and won't get any toxically positive messages from their own kind of degenerates or tranny lovers
>>729734925>wife asks you to shapeshift into a black man again
>>729734925What if it was a bear cub?
>>729735205>why a bear?Because of the pun. A bear is a big hairy man in a gay relationship, Halsin fits that description, so it's funny for the bear to literally be a bear in addition to the bear itself having the pun in its name regardless.
>>729735471Plus it's the go to early wildshape form for moon druids.
>>729734925Why do you retards take everything so seriously? This is just meant to be a funny joke. The people who made this scene would think anybody that gets turned on by it is a mentally ill freak. Pedophilia, however, is not a joke and should not be encouraged in any way.
>>729734925Then he would be based. End of discussion.
>>729734925>"The loli is actually an adult!">:(>"The gay bear is actually an adult!">:)The hypocrisy was never more obvious than this moment
>>729735587autists feel frustrated when they see rules applied inconsistently, that's all there is to it.
>>729734925I will now buy your game.
>>729735587You are probably new to 4chan but bestiality is certainly not a joke. We have had several notorious figures here throughout the years, including a mentally ill finnish man who used to post owls on /int/ that he fucked in the cloaca.
>>729735587>Pedophilia, however, is not a jokeIt used to be before pedo derangement syndrome went to all-time highs. Remember pedobear? That shit was everywhere
>>729736250>It used to beJust like crossdressing. And yet here we are.
Don't worry pedos the United State's current administration is trying their best to normalize fucking young girls again.
>>729735587I feel the term pedo is more of a joke now than ever before. It has close to no meaning anymore.
>>729735587>This is just meant to be a funny jokei think morphing into a child is funny (and cute)
>>729734925>no halfling or gnome companions
"bear sex" is an amazing endorsement for the mindset of "never take /vpol/ seriously"
>>729734994What if it was a really skinny androgynous goblin adult?
Why would a druid/naturemage shapeshift into a child?
>>729738014Humans are animals.
>>729738071But not beasts.
>>729737136Our logic is sound. You only seethe because you can't refute it
>>729734925if its 12 or 13 its not a child cause thats when women start menstrual cycles. back before feminism took over we considered this normal bt now women are suppose to be girls forever and go through a thousand cocks before marriage because they are just too inexperienced or something and also fuck the patriarchy! shes an adult when she feels like it!
>>729738071By 5e mechanics they're humanoids and druids typically can only turn into beasts. A druid also logically turns into an animal of the same relative age as themselves.
>>729738439so they can turn i to niggers and chinks?
>This is the guy arguing morality in video games.
>>729736250marriage isnt sex you retard.
>>729738286Wrong.
>>729734925The forbidden question.Do not think about it.
>>729738014Children are very natural. Au natural, so to speak
>>729735587zoophilia is not a joke
>>729735587>it's just beastiality lolnormal people find it revolting and repulsive, just like poop. kill yourself fag
>>729738695Yeah, you can see it is an adult projecting hard how a child would react.
>>729738675never mix moral crusading with a total lack of real principles and video games
>>729738014orin did it in the very same game
>>729738695>"My perfect, ideal wife is a small child. I definitely DO NOT want to have sex with her though!"Sure buddy
>>729738695He would unironically fuck his wife but a gentleman waits until she's had her period to ensure she can give birth (and so he doesn't rip her in half).
>>729739127Orin isn't a druid, what kind of gotcha do you think this is
>>729738439>>729738286Fine whatever, Orin can morph into a 10 year old girl no problem, and I'd rather fuck her psycho changeling snatch than a crusty bara druid anyway. She has a better personality for it, assuming I can beat the murder impulse out of her first. Ironically like taming an animal.>>729736250This website will never forget Pedobear.
>>729739127A changeling and a druid's shapeshifting talents don't function the same though.
>>729738014To sneak into an orphanage that's rumored to be sacrificing children to demons.
>>729736471Quintessentially stupid post. The point of the Epstein project was for each participant to have blackmail over other participants; using illegal acts as a cement for unity.If you NPCattles were reprogrammed, this blackmail would lose its power.
>>729734925
Why did this bear mind break /v/ again
>>7297355874chan is pedophilia HQ, even the general public knows that aspect of the site. The people here are so down bad for underaged pussy and ass if they had their own kids they'd be raping them.
>>729735587>Pedophilia, however, is not a joke
>>729740208/v/ latches onto anything it can turn into a years-long shitposting meme for guaranteed replies. "Japanese humor" was caused by Xenoblade Chronicles 2 and it's still going strong after nearly a decade.
>>729740208virtue signaling about hating degeneracy
>>729740418hating degeneracy so much they champion raping children
>>729740554well yeah same as the whole arm flailing about "now it's our turn" with doxxing and swatting recent-ishly as "retribution", it's just fat bullies looking for a way to feel superior about something stupid
>>729736471oh no, the birth rate might actually become positive, those damn conservatives, we should just let 40 year old menopausal psycho cunts decide everything
>>729738695wait so pedophilia is not a joke but child marriage is?
>>729741337You get engaged/betrothed as a child and then marry when you're old enough to have kids.
>>729734925What if it was a bear though?
>>729741057So, how are you going to afford raising your offspring created from an eleven-year-old when she can't work and your income alone can't even afford a trailer in an old folks RV park?
>>729741535What if… baby bear?
>>729738910Well yeah. Unlike pedophilia however, which is profoundly immoral because it's abusing a human child. It's far worse and can never be joked about even. You can joke about horse cocks, now go ahead and joke about cunny or whatever and see the reaction. you worthless fucking retards
>>729736471Are you dumb? The elites get off on getting to do things other people aren't allowed to. They struggle to contain their laughter as they campaign to destroy all civilian rights and privacy in the interest of "protecting the children" and then hop on a private jet to a private island to rape and murder a bunch of children themselves. If the plebs could also fuck kids legally it wouldn't be fun for them any more.
>>729740242 You've mistaken chronic irony poisoning and shitpost addiction for actual desire, anon. Nobody (well, mostly nobody) is actually serious-it's just edge for edge's sake. Every time a thread gets too quiet, someone drops a pedobear JPEG and the cycle restarts. It's less about degeneracy and more about chasing that fleeting sense of '06 chaos energy.
>>729734925Then it would be a human child? It's self fucking explanatory. What a retarded question.
>>729735471>A bear is a big hairy man in a gay relationshipLol seriously? Fags have such a weird, degenerate culture I was trying to find the award winning "Bear" book cover that gets posted on /lit/, but doing an image search tons of "romance" bear book covers come up and I couldn't even find it. Baldur's gate 3 fans might be interested in these though
>>729742143Are you 12?
This Anon >>729741742 gets it.
>>729742325out of ten!
>>729741538it's very jewish to be so pessimistic about families
>>729735587Sex with Loli and Shota
>>729742325The jinn brats need correction!
>>729736207>finnish man who used to post owls on /int/ that he fucked in the cloaca.I have questions.I don't want to know the answers though.>>729734925Daring!
>>729742806Yeah, it's so jewish thinking about how you're going to feed, clothe, shelter, and have medical coverage for your family. Real men fuck and run to leave the woman and children to fend for themselves.
>>729741809Nah, it’s not irony.
>>729734925Dolls that look like children are banned in my country. Some angry roasty would definitely try to get this magic banned.
why are w*men so much into fucking beasts, dragons, animals and what not, also rape and abuse that's more degenerate than most shit I've seen in this place
>>729743778>boo hoo, men bad women good, delete men and marry the government shut up, jew
>>729740242your former tumblr circle aint the general public.the general public doesn't even know what 4chan is beyond "le hackers" or "le racists"meanwhile you had preteens streaming for freaks on youtube as part of elsagate.
>>729744285Don't know where the fuck you created that from, first you say it's jewish to be thinking about how you're going to raise a family, then you scream about it being jewish to not care about how you're going to raise a family. You demand population growth yet don't give a faggot's ass about the health and well-being of all the kids you want pumped out.
>>729744882Something all of you were ecstatic about, no doubt.
>>729744938lesson #1 anon"muh birth rates" is just concern trolling from militaries and would-be dictatorships
>>729741703I've heard plenty of funny pedo jokes, you're a retard just scrambling for any false equivalence that kind of sorta rhymes with your original bad point
>>729734925>>729738014Druids can't do that. A wizard could though
>>729734925Then they'd be a certified 4chan posterI never had a problem with the bear sex, just you Puritan pearl clutching tourists who don't realize what website you're on
>>729738910>BUT US NORMALS FIND IT REVOLTINGgo back? no one asked you to get off Twitter and post here
Two druids should do both.
>>729745187But would he do it?
>>729736250Sauce?
>>7297362504chan's pedophile scare was 100% legit1) Pedophiles used to lurk this website along Stormfront neo Nazis2) They used to embed child porn in images3) The pedophiles are still here, and anyone who thinks they aren't is an apologist or a tourist4) The 4chan pedophile thing actually manifested on other social platforms, leading to the closure of the Yahoo public chatrooms due to groomers lurking too much and AOL cracking down on user created chatrooms
>>729745818>no more CP on the front page>site is flooded with normalfagsIf anything we need more legit pedos here.
>>729745818Real pedos are fucking kids in church summer camps. 4chan is harmless.
>>729745981they are on /tv/ and sometimes /sp/
>>729734925I wish the halflings didn't look so retarded and looked like how they do in Dungeon Meshi.
>>729739304>find sauce>little girl has the mind of a hagI'll still read it though
>>729745981If anything we need more blatant racism because I can take or leave the anime pedophile posting but the broken English is maddening >>729746060Pedophiles are harmful simply existing, like trannies and faggots. All groomers must hang.
>>729746115I looked them up. Cute. For me it's that or this.
>>729746384>threatening the president of the USAThat's it, I'm calling the FBI!
>>729746384>muh groomingI sure hope you don't also complain about modern women being used up sluts.
>>729746472Based, I hope that Israeli loving pedophile is hung by the neck>>729746483I don't date women on the internet
>>729746115Halflings are already under the height of consent. Games selling on sex need them to look weird or people will get mad.
>>729746638>I don't date women on the internet>internet99% of women have had at least one (1) dick before meeting you. Unless you hit the jackpot they're all used goods.
>>729735587>This is just meant to be a funny joke.Nothing about the scene indicates this, you're only thinking that way because the options are>it's just a joke (socially acceptable)>actually bestiality isn't a big deal if the animal is sapient and consents (not socially acceptable)and you want it to be the former so it fits with your otherwise positive view of the game.
>>729746829Usually their dad or uncle.
>>7297349255 copies please
>>729740208Kill yourself.
>>729736207>owls that he fucked in the cloaca
>>729735587>This is just meant to be a funny jokenot so funny when it offends YOU eh?fucking animals is repulsive and you people are still on damage control for this shit
>>729734925I don't care what you guys say, I would fuck a bear.
>>729746829yeah, and I've had other pussies on my dick sex isn't some fucking soul bonding ritual, you incels gotta grow up lol
>>729747212maybe you'd feel more comfortable on Reddit?
>>729745612The Do-Over Damsel Conquers the Dragon EmperorIt has an anime.She's mentally an adult
>>729734925Party strategizing how to infiltrate the gnome Epstein's ogre breeding island
>>729740242Anon, I can assure you that a lot of people here are genuine pedos whose only reason for not grooming children is either fear of consequences or inability to actually try it. Just go to /tv/ where they are the most sincere in their posts.You can only be ironic so much before actual pedos start flooding in.
>>729747304I bet someone tried it once
>>729745093tell that to south korea
>>729740208Because ((they)) took away our 1000 year old lolis and now gloat with blatant hypocrisy via gay bear druid sex... "as a joke"
>>729741809Haha yeah we're just ironically jerking off to their absolutely unappealing flat chests.
>>729746381It's not about the mind of the loli, but the body of a loli that makes a loli.
>>729746823True, but it is a shame.If you have faith in your setting then people would be used to seeing dwarfs, gnomes, and halflings being adults. They wouldn't judge by size as much as we do. But it's too risky. Some dumb fuckhead would go "mmm, isn't it a bit icky that the male human is having sex with a female halfling? I know it's not child abuse, but it *feels* that way", and then the creators would have to remove it from the game to avoid bad press.
>>729745818>brings up stormfront for no reason
>>729738910I've seen jokes done with poop. Precisely because people find it revolting, others liked to use it as a joke.
>>729740208Because at first everyone was laughing at the bear, and then it became apparent some people were laughing *with* it.
>>729736250
>>729738014Why would a druid shapeshift into a crippled animal?
>>729749875>They wouldn't judge by size as much as we do.Yes they would. Just like white women cope and seethe over Asian women, the same would happen.>beauty at every size, orc women and barbarians are just as sexy as anyone else!>what no you can't fuck a halfling, what are you a pedophile?!
>>729750975>Yes they would. Just like white women cope and seethe over Asian women, the same would happen.Yes, of course there would be people saying that you shouldn't fuck that skin-color, nationality, race, gender, whatever. But in our world every race can fuck an asian woman and most people are okay with it. You can fuck a midget and while many wouldn't care for that themselves they'd be okay with it as long as the midget was an adult.The point is, they wouldn't care "as much" as we do. If some cute halfling girl was transported to our world and you started dating her you'd be getting dirty looks constantly. But if you ended up in a fantasy world then they would probably be okay with it (all depending on the setting and lore, of course). There might be some anti-halfling people saying it's an affront to the gods but you can find them everywhere.
>>729750618This upsets me greatly. I hope at least it isn't in any of the lore books.
>>729734925Because larian and the leftists sjw troons and chinks in charge are satanic Jews Also the best selling book in Canada features a woman raping a bear
Imagine if Halsin was this instead
>>729735587>this infuriates the /v/tardI'm trans and latinx btw, reply to me.
>>729734925I would argue that it would be less of an issue. The reason we view sex with children as a bad thing is because they aren't mentally mature enough to understand the repercussions of their actions. If you put an adult's mind in a child's body, then it's still mentally an adult and biologically a human. However, turning into a bear means you are biologically a different species, despite having the mind of an adult human.
>>729734925what if you shapechanged into a real man with a job, a wife, and the respect of your peers
>>729734925>What if the druid shapechanged into a human child?Druids turn into animals not people retard. It's like asking what if the werewolf turned into a mermaid
>>729750618To get away from the zoophiles
>still unrefuted
>>729734925Trannies would be conflicted because they molest children but it would awful remind them of the painful memory of what made them troon out
>>729750618maybe they're like those deaf people who believe in deaf culture and think hearing aids and surgeries that restore hearing are a genocide on their way of life, often refusing to let their children if dead get them.I know they wouldn't do anything as thought provoking as portraying someone with a disability as a colossal retard who wants to make other people's lives worse so they can feel better about themselves, but it would be neat.
>>729753453humans are animals. Regardless, if it can't be same species what is really stopping an elf from turning into a human? What if a wizard does it with an illusion or polymorph?Is it morally incorrect to have sex with your blood related sister if you were raised apart from eachother and can with absolute certainty prevent any deformities or other genetic complications through the use of magic?
>>729753535how does this make sense?
>>729737136You lost
Larian is satanic
>>729735205iirc the audience was picking all the choices in that gameplay video. That's just won them over.
>>729755112humanity's leaders are satanic, yet you don't do anything against them but instead focus on virtue signaling in gaming. Curious!
>>729755204i'm sure they set it up, they would never show woman + bear
hell yeah, why can't i turn into a shota and fuck shadowheart anyway?
>>729734925ARREST THIS MAN AT ONCE
>>729755468>I'm just asking questi-
>>729734925Druids can't shapeshift into a humanoid child, retards.
>>729755351>yet you don't do anything against themThe easiest method to give away you're a glownigger. They never say what THEY'RE doing as a based rebel.
>>729755468>>729755657Does he actually say that? I've never seen the scene.
>>729755451This would be my one and only goal as a mage in DnD, if I ever got banished to their world, just FYI. I'm sure some dirty old bastard Wizard is doing it.
>>729734925You actually can't change into another humanoid. Druid specifically shapechanges into wild animals.
>>729755738Why not?
is there a class that can shapeshift?
>>729755789They don't need to say anything. I'm saying I'm not seeing any results so far...
>>729756271Yes, anyone that can learn Shapechange or Polymorph.
Wizard, polymorph this goblin into a loli.
>>729757264If the Dark Urge was based.
>>729740208Bears are a reddit animal
>>729734925pedophilia can never be acceptable in any wayit's literally that simple pedo
>>729758561Dogs are reddit
i hate the bear sex joke because it's not really even a joke, it's the writers masturbating to how edgy and daring they think they are and being like 'oooh this is so KINKY huh??' like the squirrel seeing it and dropping the nut is like a cartoonish reddit reaction that doesn't sell the 'joke' at all. there is no joke. we're supposed to be impressed because the characters are sexually liberated and that's supposed to make us think the writing is mature and relevant because everything in the world right now is about sex. its so fucking tiresome. d&d used to be about getting gold, escaping deathtraps and fighting monsters for their treasure. all these motherfuckers can think about now is cock.
>ITT: "They are still angry about the bear!"
>>729758909Yeah because druid animal sex wasn't a staple D&D joke over 50 years or so.
>>729759274>/v/ is as butthurt as Xi JinpingKEWABOOTY
