>fat>lazy>midget>kind of an asshole>literal skeleton>yet countless fangirls want to jump his bones anywayI don't get it.
Women are retarded and childish, they say things they don’t mean or believe all the time to fit in. You need to watch what they do irl, not what they say they want to discover their true beliefs and intentions
>>729742349Being humorous trumps all of that.
>>729742349Most people were kids when they played undertale and didn't pick up on Sans being a sanctimonious asshole
>>729742349You can fuck any girl if you can make her laugh.
>>729742349>fat>lazy>midget>kind of an asshole>literal lizard>yet countless coomers want to plunge her scales anywayI don't get it.
>>729742349>fangirls>"girls"
>>729742349Have you looked at the calendar? It's not 2016 his fangirls are 24 by now
>>729743020>Lusting after a lesbian
>>729742494They absolutely wanted to fuck Sans. Autistic preteen girls used to harass each other over it.
>>729742494You're not any different acting like a cookie cutter /v/igger incel faggot.
>>729743020nerds are hot
>>729743618bissexual
>>729743020Gotta go for the off-model stuff.
>>729742349What's hard to get? You're on the same board that lusts after tiles.
>>729742349Who is the Sans of deltarune? Spamton? I haven't been keeping up.
>>729744181that question can mean many things
>>729744232What character do retarded tumblr women want to fuck
I kinda identify with Sans. I'm a fat lazy guy who buries his depression with comedy, and I'm smarter and more knowledgeable than I let on. I'm not exactly a genius or anything, but I'm not just an idiot either.
>>729744341>What character do retarded tumblr women want to fuckHe's the one...
>>729742349It's because he's dangerous. You can bet that "I'll kill where you stand" made thousands of women wet.
>>729743631>preteensthats just girls following the social trends without any real feelings behind it.when they are that young its mostly imagination and the equivalent of playing house... normally.once they get older, THEN it starts to get real and you start getting hysterical phenomena from the actually obsessed ones.>>729743698stop acting like an assmad whiteknight over preteen girls.
>>729743765So she's a lesbian then.
>>729744468Get in line
Shit women want to fuck>a depressed lazy manlet skeleton>a hyperactive autistic skeleton>a mentally unstable manlet>8 foot tall nigga with a tv head>a bartender made of fire>a british manlet bartender>mystery nigga who disappears after five secondsShit men want to fuck>a smelly lizard girl>a retarded cat-dog thing>a dead 10 year old>a femboy goat>a edgy bath towel>a genderbent weeb grinch>a mystery goop suit of armorYou fuckers are all weirdos
>>729744529get this glooby motherfucker off my screen
>>729743020why does this sprite looks like a happy merchant?
>"It's Raining Somewhere Else" plays at Sans talks about the desire to go home.>"The Place Where It Rained" plays when he's with Toriel.For Kris, that was a night he hopes to forget.For Sans, it's a memory he can't even share with anyone else.
>>729745974this isn't going to mean anything in the end
>>729745593But I'd rather be out of line.
>>729742349>midgetnigga you can't say that anymore broo
>>729746152Do you wanna make that bet?
>>729747018anon, I WANT to be wrong, but my faith is completely broken
>>729745974sans is nihilistic?
>>729744341Unironically? Gaster
>>729746152It doesn't need to be expanded upon. Everybody can already derive meaning from it. Sans and Papyrus can't go back to the place where grass grows. No further information or development can give greater significance to the feeling.
>>729742349
>>729746152>Toby just did that for no reasonWhy are anti-theorists like this?
>>729748071>>Toby just did that for no reason
>>729748159>because Mike wasn't the Spamton of ch3 that means this is MEANINGLESS oh NOOOOOOO
>>729748159This was introducing the "Mike" character from Deltarune Chapter 3, a former associate of Spamton G. Spamton
>>729748436>you expected mike to be anything at all?>haha fuck youcould have just made him the throwaway chapter midboss you know
>>729748614>Mike was nothing at allDid we play the same game?
>>729748697that microphone jpeg didn't do or say anything
>>729743020Nice false equivalence but only a small minority wants to fuck Alphys while most Undertale fangirls want to fuck Sans.
>>729748614Mike was something, he just wasn't the TV guy or the evil floating smile in Queen's basementThere was no real reason to believe he was either of those things, you just jumped to conclusions and got swept up in mass fandom psychosis
>>729748956wanna argue harder?>built like a stick>greedy>midget>kind of an asshole>literal bug>yet countless coomers want to plunge her abdomen anyway
>>729745127>thats just girls following the social trends without any real feelings behind it.Girls grow up a lot faster than boys and it gets fucking WEIRD real quick in those awkward younger years. I know this not because I am a tranny but because I am a dad and uncle and friend who is generally trusted around children and nothing has ever made me as deeply run-the-fuck-away uncomfortable as 9-12 year old girls who don't understand those funny feelings yet.
>>729749082>toriel has a skeleton joke on her diary>there are funny skeletons>papyrus and monster kid talk about a tough warrior>there is a tough warrior>papyrus and undyne talk about a nerdy doctor>there is a nerdy doctor>alphys says she did something horrible>she did something horrible>goners talk about gaster's experiment>there is a gaster experiment>jevil talks about a queen>there is a queen>alvin digs up gerson's grave>we see gerson
>>729742349He's le funny badass with mystery powers which fills all the tumblr sexyman tropes, physical appearance be dammed. .
>>729743020Alphys coomers are a small minority, dude.
>>729744341Spamton and Tenna.
>>729749708then refer to >>729749247
>>729745974Kris and/or Asgore is the reason Sans is a 1HP chump in UT. Watch it happen. Shameless little shithead fucks around and finds out.
>>729749540>he kills you>with his poo>because he's motherfucking Gerson Boom
>>729745598You need to add the alive ten year old to your list for men, dude.
>>729745974Personally I don't like that Sans's home and former friends are just AU versions of the main cast, honestly. Kinda disappointing for me.
>>729748159He's real.
children and pedophiles, all of you
>>729749994see >>729748868
>>729749803Okay, that's fair. Muffet does looks pretty weird. I still like her, though.
>>729750084He did things in my imagination.
>>729749540>Spamton implies that Mike is a guy he used to know>MIke is a guy Spamton used to know>Spamton warns us not to trust the TV>The TV is the next bossMan, it sure is great being able to read
>>729750106me too
>>729750367Based spiderbro.
>>729750178>spamton says there is a mike>we never see mike at all in the next chapter except for a spotlight from beyond>the only actual mike content is a meta joke about people who want to know who mike is>said content is shoved into the hub world as side content>said content is also not even in the tv chapter, and can only normally be found by reloading the save after the plot is already far beyond any mike shitbonus:>spamton says the tv man is a criminal who screwed him>tenna isn't a criminal and didn't screw him
What's objectively the most unfuckable character in ut or dt?
>>729750861So Sorry or Jerry
>>729750780>>tenna isn't a criminal and didn't screw himI mean, they did have sex
>>729749247Yes, she’s a bratty psycho but>Big hips and six armsBuilt for corrective human gangbang after she reaches the surface world
>>729750969>>Big hipsthat's just how pantaloons lookshe is probably a stick under that too, toby's female are always sticks or blobs
>>729751168Eh… would still correct her.
>>729748071>sans with a badge and pictures of a bunch of people you dont recognizeRETCONNED
>>729745974>>729746152>>729747018No he's right, sans being the only character with a relation to fucking GASTER is definitely something Toby regrets, nothing about sans can make sense currently without a couple of retcons
>>729745921Because rubbing hands together predates A Wyatt Mann.
>>729751447Not yet. Could still be Kris, the fun gang and darkners, and none of the hometown residents.
>>729742349He tells jokes and exudes confidence. He's not bad looking either, for a skeleton.
>>729750780>King and Jevil say there is a Knight>we never see Knight at all in the next chapterWhy is Toby Faux such a hack?
>>729742565he isnt even funny
>>729752624Some of his gags are definitely funny.
>>729751447Sans is a time cop who moved into town to investigate what's happening in the BunkerHe's using Toriel to get information
>>729752912I think that would break the fandom unironically and also destroy Soriel forever
>>729751282me too
>>729751623>sans being the only character with a relation to fucking GASTER is definitely something Toby regretsYeah that's why he put his giant fucking nuts on your face with this trackhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSc7Yuwn1Ao>nothing about sans can make sense currently without a couple of retconsAnon I hope you're not unrionically too stupid to follow the storyline of some funny furry games for babies
>>729752995>Sans is a deadbeat who fucks a drunk woman while her kid melts down in the other room>Sans is a sleaze who took advantage of a single mom with an axe to grind information out of herAre there even any options left where Sans doesn’t look like a piece of shit who deserved to be as miserable as he was in Undertale?
>>729753364Sans purposefully led Toriel away from the church to protect her from the Knight, and is a dick to Kris because he knows his genocides + Kris is the reason Papyrus is the forgotten man.
