>fat>lazy>midget>kind of an asshole>literal skeleton>yet countless fangirls want to jump his bones anywayI don't get it.
Women are retarded and childish, they say things they don’t mean or believe all the time to fit in. You need to watch what they do irl, not what they say they want to discover their true beliefs and intentions
>>729742349Being humorous trumps all of that.
>>729742349Most people were kids when they played undertale and didn't pick up on Sans being a sanctimonious asshole
>>729742349You can fuck any girl if you can make her laugh.
>>729742349>fat>lazy>midget>kind of an asshole>literal lizard>yet countless coomers want to plunge her scales anywayI don't get it.
>>729742349>fangirls>"girls"
>>729742349Have you looked at the calendar? It's not 2016 his fangirls are 24 by now
>>729743020>Lusting after a lesbian
>>729742494They absolutely wanted to fuck Sans. Autistic preteen girls used to harass each other over it.
>>729742494You're not any different acting like a cookie cutter /v/igger incel faggot.
>>729743020nerds are hot
>>729743618bissexual
>>729743020Gotta go for the off-model stuff.
>>729742349What's hard to get? You're on the same board that lusts after tiles.
>>729742349Who is the Sans of deltarune? Spamton? I haven't been keeping up.
>>729744181that question can mean many things
>>729744232What character do retarded tumblr women want to fuck
I kinda identify with Sans. I'm a fat lazy guy who buries his depression with comedy, and I'm smarter and more knowledgeable than I let on. I'm not exactly a genius or anything, but I'm not just an idiot either.
>>729744341>What character do retarded tumblr women want to fuckHe's the one...
>>729742349It's because he's dangerous. You can bet that "I'll kill where you stand" made thousands of women wet.
>>729743631>preteensthats just girls following the social trends without any real feelings behind it.when they are that young its mostly imagination and the equivalent of playing house... normally.once they get older, THEN it starts to get real and you start getting hysterical phenomena from the actually obsessed ones.>>729743698stop acting like an assmad whiteknight over preteen girls.
>>729743765So she's a lesbian then.
>>729744468Get in line
Shit women want to fuck>a depressed lazy manlet skeleton>a hyperactive autistic skeleton>a mentally unstable manlet>8 foot tall nigga with a tv head>a bartender made of fire>a british manlet bartender>mystery nigga who disappears after five secondsShit men want to fuck>a smelly lizard girl>a retarded cat-dog thing>a dead 10 year old>a femboy goat>a edgy bath towel>a genderbent weeb grinch>a mystery goop suit of armorYou fuckers are all weirdos
>>729744529get this glooby motherfucker off my screen
>>729743020why does this sprite looks like a happy merchant?
>"It's Raining Somewhere Else" plays at Sans talks about the desire to go home.>"The Place Where It Rained" plays when he's with Toriel.For Kris, that was a night he hopes to forget.For Sans, it's a memory he can't even share with anyone else.
>>729745974this isn't going to mean anything in the end
>>729745593But I'd rather be out of line.
>>729742349>midgetnigga you can't say that anymore broo
>>729746152Do you wanna make that bet?
>>729747018anon, I WANT to be wrong, but my faith is completely broken
>>729745974sans is nihilistic?
>>729744341Unironically? Gaster
>>729746152It doesn't need to be expanded upon. Everybody can already derive meaning from it. Sans and Papyrus can't go back to the place where grass grows. No further information or development can give greater significance to the feeling.
>>729742349
>>729746152>Toby just did that for no reasonWhy are anti-theorists like this?
>>729748071>>Toby just did that for no reason
>>729748159>because Mike wasn't the Spamton of ch3 that means this is MEANINGLESS oh NOOOOOOO
>>729748159This was introducing the "Mike" character from Deltarune Chapter 3, a former associate of Spamton G. Spamton
>>729748436>you expected mike to be anything at all?>haha fuck youcould have just made him the throwaway chapter midboss you know
>>729748614>Mike was nothing at allDid we play the same game?
>>729748697that microphone jpeg didn't do or say anything
>>729743020Nice false equivalence but only a small minority wants to fuck Alphys while most Undertale fangirls want to fuck Sans.
>>729748614Mike was something, he just wasn't the TV guy or the evil floating smile in Queen's basementThere was no real reason to believe he was either of those things, you just jumped to conclusions and got swept up in mass fandom psychosis
>>729748956wanna argue harder?>built like a stick>greedy>midget>kind of an asshole>literal bug>yet countless coomers want to plunge her abdomen anyway
>>729745127>thats just girls following the social trends without any real feelings behind it.Girls grow up a lot faster than boys and it gets fucking WEIRD real quick in those awkward younger years. I know this not because I am a tranny but because I am a dad and uncle and friend who is generally trusted around children and nothing has ever made me as deeply run-the-fuck-away uncomfortable as 9-12 year old girls who don't understand those funny feelings yet.
>>729749082>toriel has a skeleton joke on her diary>there are funny skeletons>papyrus and monster kid talk about a tough warrior>there is a tough warrior>papyrus and undyne talk about a nerdy doctor>there is a nerdy doctor>alphys says she did something horrible>she did something horrible>goners talk about gaster's experiment>there is a gaster experiment>jevil talks about a queen>there is a queen>alvin digs up gerson's grave>we see gerson
>>729742349He's le funny badass with mystery powers which fills all the tumblr sexyman tropes, physical appearance be dammed. .
>>729743020Alphys coomers are a small minority, dude.
>>729744341Spamton and Tenna.
>>729749708then refer to >>729749247
>>729745974Kris and/or Asgore is the reason Sans is a 1HP chump in UT. Watch it happen. Shameless little shithead fucks around and finds out.
>>729749540>he kills you>with his poo>because he's motherfucking Gerson Boom
>>729745598You need to add the alive ten year old to your list for men, dude.
>>729745974Personally I don't like that Sans's home and former friends are just AU versions of the main cast, honestly. Kinda disappointing for me.
>>729748159He's real.
children and pedophiles, all of you
>>729749994see >>729748868
>>729749803Okay, that's fair. Muffet does looks pretty weird. I still like her, though.
>>729750084He did things in my imagination.
>>729749540>Spamton implies that Mike is a guy he used to know>MIke is a guy Spamton used to know>Spamton warns us not to trust the TV>The TV is the next bossMan, it sure is great being able to read
>>729750106me too
>>729750367Based spiderbro.
>>729750178>spamton says there is a mike>we never see mike at all in the next chapter except for a spotlight from beyond>the only actual mike content is a meta joke about people who want to know who mike is>said content is shoved into the hub world as side content>said content is also not even in the tv chapter, and can only normally be found by reloading the save after the plot is already far beyond any mike shitbonus:>spamton says the tv man is a criminal who screwed him>tenna isn't a criminal and didn't screw him
What's objectively the most unfuckable character in ut or dt?
>>729750861So Sorry or Jerry
>>729750780>>tenna isn't a criminal and didn't screw himI mean, they did have sex
>>729749247Yes, she’s a bratty psycho but>Big hips and six armsBuilt for corrective human gangbang after she reaches the surface world
>>729750969>>Big hipsthat's just how pantaloons lookshe is probably a stick under that too, toby's female are always sticks or blobs
>>729751168Eh… would still correct her.
>>729748071>sans with a badge and pictures of a bunch of people you dont recognizeRETCONNED
>>729745974>>729746152>>729747018No he's right, sans being the only character with a relation to fucking GASTER is definitely something Toby regrets, nothing about sans can make sense currently without a couple of retcons
>>729745921Because rubbing hands together predates A Wyatt Mann.
>>729751447Not yet. Could still be Kris, the fun gang and darkners, and none of the hometown residents.
>>729742349He tells jokes and exudes confidence. He's not bad looking either, for a skeleton.
>>729750780>King and Jevil say there is a Knight>we never see Knight at all in the next chapterWhy is Toby Faux such a hack?
>>729742565he isnt even funny
>>729752624Some of his gags are definitely funny.
>>729751447Sans is a time cop who moved into town to investigate what's happening in the BunkerHe's using Toriel to get information
>>729752912I think that would break the fandom unironically and also destroy Soriel forever
>>729751282me too
>>729751623>sans being the only character with a relation to fucking GASTER is definitely something Toby regretsYeah that's why he put his giant fucking nuts on your face with this trackhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSc7Yuwn1Ao>nothing about sans can make sense currently without a couple of retconsAnon I hope you're not unrionically too stupid to follow the storyline of some funny furry games for babies
>>729752995>Sans is a deadbeat who fucks a drunk woman while her kid melts down in the other room>Sans is a sleaze who took advantage of a single mom with an axe to grind information out of herAre there even any options left where Sans doesn’t look like a piece of shit who deserved to be as miserable as he was in Undertale?
>>729753364Sans purposefully led Toriel away from the church to protect her from the Knight, and is a dick to Kris because he knows his genocides + Kris is the reason Papyrus is the forgotten man.
>>729753364>Sans falls in love with his mark>Separated from her forever stranded in another timeline>Reunited with her and given another chance to be with her honestly in another lifeI'm sorry to tell you brother but this shit is like heroin to women
>>729753987Women don't like Soriel, or at least the typical Sans fangirl doesn't. They prefer Frans/Sanscest.
>Papyrus had never seen a human before he saw the player in Undertale>Meaning you will never get to meet Papyrus in Deltarune>As Kris that is.
>>729751787no but I mean some specifics like the hunchback and the head shape, and the angle too
>>729742349>he gets to plap thisit's not fair
>>729754560Papyrus won't recognize Dark World Kris as human because he's blue. Trust the plan.
>>729752608the knight is the asgore equivalent you dunce
>>729742349I know the chick that wrote the first Sans smut on the internet. When you see ghostly blue dong fanart it’s due to her. Also she’s wild in the sack.
>>729755073Post the art here.
>>729755251I don't think you realize just how many such images there are.
gaster will be a disappointment and mikefags will be vindicated
>>729755461If you know her smut you could at least link her art, no? Or was it only written?
>>729755803Would the fanbase defend Gaster being a disappointment? Or would they actually get mad at it?
>>729753364cucking asgore is based tho, only the twitter/reddit part of the community seethes about it (excluding asgorecucks)
>>729743020Ponder the aroma
>>729743020Alphys is seen as a slampig, not a viable romantic choice for most men.They may want to fuck her on a base, carnal level, but when looking at things long-term there’s unironically more anons who would rather be in a gay relationship with Asriel than a straight one with Alphys.
For Soriel to work, you must answer this:What would have Sans done if Asriel/Chara was his kid instead in that scenario? Would he wage war against humanity like Asgore did?
WHAAAAAAAAA??? *JAW DROPS A FEW UNIVERSES DOWNWARDS* Despite my HIGHEST EFFORTS to INTERFERE with the TIMELINE, and METICULOUSLY giving SPECIFIC individuals SCHIZO CRYSTALS, it only took ONE TURTLE to KEK me out of my PLAN??? MY DELTARUNE??? GERSON-SAMA was so HIGH TESTOSTERONE that he decided there was NOTHING I could actually OFFER HIM, and ACTIVELY DEFIED the PROPHECY??? Rendering it COMPLETELY FUCKING POINTLESS to THROW myself into the CORE, KEKKING myself out of EXISTING across TIME and SPACE, only remembered by my FOLLOWERS known as "GOONERS" that exist in ONE IN ONE MILLION save files, as a LAST MINUTE COSMIC PARDON from the GOVERNOR of CIRCUMSTANCE??? MY GREATEST GRATITUDES, TOBY-SENSEI!!! AND all I'm capable of doing is WATCHING other people EXIST where I CANNOT, and they get to EXPERIENCE every range of EMOTION, FREE WILL, and SEX, yabba dabba DOOMING me to the ultimate KEKKING?? The KEKKING of EXISTENCE ITSELF???? THIS EXPERIMENT IS VERY VERY INTERESTING, YABBER DABBER YET DOOERRRRRR!!!!!!!
>>729756502hard to answer, we still don't know how much of his lazy and jokester personality is real or not
>>729756502Sans would go into a deep depression and probably leave the throne based on how he reacts to Papyrus's death in neutral, quietly seething over it. However he's more likely to find out about Chara's plan by looking into the tapes than either goat parent.
>>729742349>>fat>>literal skeletonI don't get it either
>>729755803"Mike" is the ultimate testament against Toby Fox's writing.>introduce plot point (mike, sans, chapter 2 papyrus visit)>its a nothingburger / would never ever live up to the hype>toby waves it off>UTDR fans will go "huh? you thought he would elaborate? how?"It is a Gasterfags kryptonite. For GASTER to have no payoff means it would follow this pattern that supposedly doesn't exist.MikeSCHOLARS are the dog's worst nightmare.
>>729756206The sides of the fanbase that focus on thematical analysis, meta narratives and/or "you shouldn't do the genocide route, it's evil and doing it shows you didn't understand the story" would fiercely defend him.The sides of the fanbase who focus on lore and/or plot would be assblasted.The simpletons of the fanbase (a very large portion) would go along with anything that happens and be happy.
>>729757113People are too obsessed over Gaster to genuinely roll over and accept him not being important. Tenna actually being important took a lot of the blow Mike not being important would've dealt.
There will be no payoff to gaster because toby is following in hussie's footsteps. He will end up making all of the same mistakes and by the end of deltarune we're going to hate him.
>>729750780>Spamton says there is a Mike>Mike is an unseen character with a constant presence attached to the chapter's main new character>because someone named "Mike" does not speak to us and fight us in chapter 3 we were ROBBED!!!!!!>spamton says the TV man is a criminal who screwed him>TV man, after some prodding, says Spamton is a criminal who screwed himGee, I wonder what the implication here was supposed to be!>noooo the story was supposed to pivot to a revenge plot focused on our new buddy Spamton and his lost best friend Mike!This behavior was obnoxious post CH2 and seeing it persist long after CH3+4 is just sad.
>>729757407People will hate him when Chapter 5 comes out and Suselle happens.
what could happen in the rest of Deltarune that would cause you to turn on toby fox?
>>729757717The moral actually being "you're evil because you wanted to play the game".
>>729752624So are you funny "Mr funny man"?
>>729757717I already turning, making Susie such an obvious marysue and character assassinating characters like Toriel for cheap drama is Tumblr-tier, and it's gonna get worse.
so how do you guys know mike isn't going to be in chapter 5toby was extremely insistent on people seeing that shit with the 3 goobers to the point where he slapped it onto the end of chapter 4 and made a Twitter post about it so more people would find it
>>729757480It will get even worse.>suselle happens and also every character turns gay>susie and noelle's personalities will be killed and replaced with being gay>story shifts to focus entirely on teen drama>constant character assassinations >huge several year long delay between chapter 5 and chapter 6+7>some characters will magically disappear from the story and never be heard from again>ending will be completely abrupt and answer no questions
>>729757717I already turned on him after how disappointing Weird Route was in Chapter 3/4 compared to the absolute kino we got in chapter 2 (SWORD is not weird route exclusive), censoring his own work no matter how small (pre-team toby would've never did this), copping out of letting me visit Papyrus, and Suselle as a whole. It can always get worse, though.>gaster never fucking appears >no asgore crashout>no papyrus or sans fight for the blue sovl>no megalovania 2>burgerpants DOESN'T crash out in chapter 5 after learning the truth>weird route shafted again
>>729757717You're evil for playing the game. No mystery box gets solved. Kris is actually canonically non-binary. Gaster doesn't matter at all. Dess/Knight is just Asriel 2 and the final boss is beat for beat the same as Undertale.
>>729757717The music getting worse.
>huh? you thought the knight was dess? it was obvious it was rudy, everyone before chapter 5 dropped thought it was rudy besides a couple of schizos, toby never hinted at once dess was the knight
>>729758173Which popular Knight theory will disappear from the face of the Earth just like how Alvin Knight completed disappeared after 3 and 4 came out?
literally just making shit up to get mad about what is this woman shit
>>729758258I said "Mike could just be nothing" months ago here as an example of how he might fuck up the new chapters and I was right.
>>729743020she's so cute and hot, i want to _be_ her
>>729758454>mike wasn't much of anything plot relevant>story is fineFunny how that works.
>>729758173This may look like a joke but this is how faggots talk about Kris Knight.I'm not even sure Dess will be the Knight by now.>but le sword has a bat shapeAnd chapter 2 very blatantly showed a knife hologram during the exposition dump while Kris had been planning for chapter 3 even before chapter 2 began.
>>729758454see >>729757882 and then >>729749540he could easily still appear
>>729758598but the plot isn't
>>729758660Real Kris Knighters cope about how they were right about the theory except for the crux of it.Like me.
>>729758660We saw The Knight wielding a bat-shaped sword.We saw a hologram using a knife as an illustration of a stabbing instrument used to create a dark fountain.These are not the same level of evidence. In the same chapter the heroes were given a valid motive to create a dark fountain, how could you think "OMG HE MADE A FOUNTAIN" was a sign of being evil?
>>729758164>The music getting worse.It's only gotten better.1+2>Rude Buster>Don't Forget (barely counts)>Field of Hopes and Dreams>Chaos King>Smart Race>Pandora Palace>Big Shot>The World Revolving>Hometown3+4>Paradise Paradise Paradise>SWORD>Ruder Buster>TV World>It's TV Time>Black Knife>My Funky Town>Raise your Bat>Hammer of Justice>Ever Higher>Third Sanctuary>From Now On>CatswingThis is the definitive "good song list" and any/all replies stating otherwise is wrong.
>>729758712Explain how. Explain why Mike being important was central to the plot being good. The hooks related to him didn't look particularly important to me.>but they looked important to everyoneJust most people. And most people are retarded bandwagoners.
>>729758674I'm both the first and third posts you mentioned lolThere was a point in the plot for Mike to actually show up and that point was wasted with a fucking zelda clone.Now we just went through a chapter 4 that barely had any unique characters or bosses, spent half of the time discussing teens having identity issues and the direction of the story as a whole is telegraphing that wacky dark world adventures aren't the point of this story.Beating up that microphone just won't have the same impact now.
>>729758660>but this is how faggots talk about Kris Knight.I told you faggots he wasn't the knight, constantly.Now, if you say people said "nobody thought anything was wrong with kris before chapter 3+4" released, you would be correct, they would be lying faggots.
>>729758807>how could you think "OMG HE MADE A FOUNTAIN" was a sign of being evil?Did you already forget Ralsei had just explained that could destroy the world?
>>729759026Beating up that microphone wouldn't have had any impact if it had happened where it "should've" in chapter 3 because the connection between Mike and Spamton was already fully explored regardless. There was no point in the plot for the version of Mike that you were imagining to show up. Because the version of Mike that you were imagining was just Spamton 2.
>>729758916>No Scarlet Forest or Cyber World
>>729757717If it turns out we are stuck in a time loop, and Kris isin't just a quiet weirdo loner teenager, but they are just apathetic and tired from having done this week over 50 times already.
>>729759092The point is that the game was very clearly hinting Kris was the Knight up to that point, and even through a lot of chapter 3. The scene right before Tenna gets slashed is even written like a liar's reveal.Meanwhile, Dess has no Knight hints in chapters 1 or 2 besides "something vaguely ominous happened to her".
>>729759105Unless Kris had some reason to suspect his house had secretly been a Dark World the whole time, it couldn't, so no.
>>729759158>Mike that you were imagining was just Spamton 2.Which ended up being Tenna
>>729759227>The point is that the game was very clearly hinting Kris was the Knight up to that pointI can agree to that. Anyone saying otherwise is indeed a faggot.>Meanwhile, Dess has no Knight hints in chapters 1 or 2 besides "something vaguely ominous happened to her".I personally didn't think Dess was the knight, it was just DEFINITELY not Kris.
>>729759227>the game was very clearly hinting Kris was the Knight up to that pointThe game was very clearly hinting that Kris had some goal opposed to our own. But most people thought the conspiracy Kris was involved in at the time included Ralsei, which precluded it being something to do with the Knight. "Kris is up to something we won't like" =/= "Kris is the knight".
>>729759105Only if you do it a lot of times and summon titans. Berdly got chastised because he was about to summon a titan by opening a fountain in.a dark world.You can make an individual fountain without too much fuss if you have someone that you know can seal it (Kris)
>>729759238We didn't know back then that you had to open a fountain in a Dark World to summon a titan.
>>729759158I wasn't imagining anything in particular about Mike besides him being an actual character.Tenna is the one I had a clear image because of "CRIMINAL" and "[$#$#] ME RIGHT BEFORE THE GOOD PART" and that creepy TV smile teaser, and all that gets brushed off as "lol spamman was just wrong/lying/crazy".
>>729759332Tenna had a mandatory central role in the chapter's A plot. Fandom Mike AKA Spamton 2 would be yet another secret boss who casts new light on the dark world's current state and on Kris without directly influencing the plot with the ruler and all that. I'm not stupid, anon, I remember what your kind's stupid made up """rules""" were.
>>729742349Some call it ‘aura’ or whatever kids say these days
>>729759570Pre-Sweepstake I always thought Mike was the main boss. Post Sweepstakes I thought he would be a side character that would work behind the scenes to parallel Alphys in Hotland, which was right lol.
>>729758173I don't get why Rudy was in the hospital in earlier chapters and then he's just all spic and dandy in the church during Chapter 4.
>>729759332And of course Tenna is the "tumblr sexyman Spamton", not the "4chan crazy slimeball Spamton"
>>729759407We didn't? I remember being reasonably sure that was the case long before CH4 showed it outright. It was 100% clear what the Knight was threatening to do before it happened, at least.
>>729759442>I had a clear image of Tenna, it's BULLSHIT that I was supposed to take Spamton with a grain of salt!NIGGER HE TRIES TO KILL KRIS
>>729759729No, we didn't. Ralsei stopped Berdly for opening a fountain in Cyber World, but we didn't know a Titan would be summoned. People thought we would have a darker world if that happened and everything.
>>729758173reminder that RUDY, yes, RUDY was indeed laughing because he knew susie was right. he was imaging his sick dying body trying to stop themreminder that he was late in chapter 3 because its so hard for him to move in his current state (title of the chapter is called Late Night)reminder that the ONLY thing thats against rudy knight is that he didnt get instantly heemed by undyne the moment he stepped out of the dark world to carry her to the bunker
>>729759890... but just having a darker world isn't more dangerous or anything. The way Ralsei reacted made it clear the results of trying to open a fountain in that context would be immediately dangerous. If there was even a chance of it just opening a darker world for more adventures or something that wouldn't have made any sense. Did you think the point was "opening fountains bad because fountains make roaring happen"?
>>729759570Pre-sweepstakes everyone thought Mike was the gameshow host, post sweepstakes Mike most often was expected to be any combination of >a friend or associate of some form to Spamton>someone who was shafted by Tenna and his crew>Tenna's lackey doing his dirty work>a secret boss or someone connected to it like SeamAnd somehow, this all accidentaly predicted the role Ramb had instead.
