>Oh my god Anon! We saw you were online on steam! Don’t celebrate new years alone! Come over!What do you do?
>>729745382I don't WANT to celebrate New Years with friends. I want to play video games on Steam.
>>729745382Nah, I am good, thanks and happy new year!
Literally who
>>729745382>”We are going to play board games!”>it’s some fotm social shit like dixit or codenames>there is always one roastie that “doesnt get new stuff” and “it’s too complex” and literally cries so we have to play activity with house rulesEvery time
>>729745682>he doesnt have a normalfag counter strike player friend
Roofie them both, rape and impregnate her before positioning them in bed together so that they're none the wiser when she gives birth to my kid. I can also cum in his ass too, it's not like he'll tell her that he was sodomized so he'll just have to live with the knowledge that he was creampied but he doesn't remember who.
>>729745382Absolutely, I'll bring Trivial Pursuit and champagne
>>729745382This unironically happened to me today but I don't want to go, everyone assumes I'd be happier around a bunch of drunk normies but I wouldn't be. And nobody actually wants me there either, it's just courtesy. Just leave me alone and we're all happier for it.
>>729745382i do not respond
>>729745382I can't remember the last time I got messaged on Steam.
>>729745851For some reason it absolutely pisses off the normalfags when you are fine being alone. They take it as a personal insult
>>729745382i yell NIGGERS the loudest i can and close the door
>>729745382But that would mean he's also playing video games on New Years.
The worst is when you expect a “boys night” which over 25 is always either>Someone brings along their bitch gf>Becomes a trauma dump circlejerk
i don't understand who likes new year's parties?
>>729746498Exhausting
>>729745382Go Invisible on Steam.
>>729745851Even my therapist is like thisLast year I told him I was invited to a party but I didn’t have fun at all and would have preferred to stay at home and watch movies. He literally couldn’t comprehend it. The idea that someone doesn’t like getting shitfaced drunk, screaming loudly and jumping around drunk was literally inconcievable to him.
>>729746498>>Becomes a trauma dump circlejerkEww, what kind of man does that
>>729746640i understand what he means depending on how the idea is communicated. i don't hate people who get drunk/shitfaced. i just don't find it a good option for me.
>>729746764Sideeffects of drinking liquid estrogen (beer)
>>729745851>>729745382This happens irl, years ago when I was trying a bit of the normie life this normie friend group I was in was shocked at this guy from the group that was playing videogames on his PS3 on new years eve rather than partying with them.I went along and was like "yeeeah what a loser lol(I wish I was playing vidya like him)"Years later I am also that guy.God, normie life sucks but I guess for the normie brain doing normie shit is a dopamine hit or something.
>>729746537Two things that absolutely suck about New Year's parties. First, it's a late night party so there's no big meal involved. You're stuck eating cheap snacks all night. Second, the main event is at midnight so you're obligated to stay at the shitty party eating stale food until then.
>>729745382Thanks, Chad, but I'm good. You know how I can be sometimes. I spent some time with the family earlier today, so I'm feeling a bit drained. I need to recharge the social battery.How about we hang out at the park some time next week instead? I'll bring the burgers and dogs. You can bring Stacey and the kids. We can play some FrisbeeGolf or oversized horseshoes.
>>729746872>Second, the main event is at midnight so you're obligated to stay at the shitty party eating stale food until then.that's a big problem for sure. my family does midnight mass for christmas and it's always a holding pattern until then. for mass, it makes sense for a number of reasons. but like, who gaf about the new year
>>729746876>whachu mean bich it be liderally new years niggah whachu mean you no party on new years nigguh wha is you redarded??
>>729745825A-anon... What the fuck...
I will be specifically checking steam on my phone during a party that I'll be at tonight to see who the losers are that are in game. You have been warned.
>>729746870>I guess for the normie brain doing normie shit is a dopamine hit or something.Yep. Normies are literally built different. They get the same enjoyment from being in a crowd that we do playing vidys.
>>729747135Left: 5Right: 500
>>729745463I look like this and will be doing this tonight
>>729747156They hate it?
>>729745463Spoke to a friend a few days ago and she asked what i'm doing new years. Just said this, shit works, it's not that hard
>>729747232>Right:500No, that would be a goth girl,rookie mistake.Difference is goth girls do actually go out.
>he didn't set steam to offline this afternoonRookie mistake
>>729747458Don't worry, I am checking the last online and game activity as well ;) I know you got that cheevo right before midnight anon.
>>729747315wdym I love videogames.I avoid most modern AAA slop tho and play whatever the fuck I feel like tho be it a 1990 title , 2011,2025, indie or whatever.Most criticism in this board is towards modern AAA slop and its justified.
>>729745851It only "ironically" happened to me today. Whatever the fuck that means.
We were invited but the gf's sick and she might just be sleeping by midnight so yeah
>>729745825Hot, I want more bisexual rape stories where both chick and dude gwt raped
>>729745382i was gonna spend nye alone, play vidya all day and walk to the local bar for the countdown.main friends outta town, acquaintances invited me to a small party idk if i'll do it.>>729746640i only like doing that with the right people, typically in smaller groups
...You guys have social lives? Friends that don't live hundreds of miles away? Nahhh
