>game lets you fail an escort mission
>>729749002I see gifs like this all the time, poor ducks
>>729749002Stupida-a fuckin birds
>>729749002
>>729749002>>729749394I wish hell was real so you'd go there for being an evil sociopath :'^(
>>729749002>Escort NPC>It keeps getting stuck
>>729749394>OH NO NOT AGAAAAAIN
el rato bros we eating good
>>729749394It DO go down
>>729749429can't handle a little edge?
>>729749429Hell is real and you're going there if you don't acknowledge that.
you can put the last duck into an encyclopedia under 'peer pressure'
>>729749478>Villain wins the war, but at what cost?
>>729749551Dont fuck with ducks!
>>729749002>devs throw escort mission in a game where it doesn't make sense at all>start escorting guy>runs way quicker than me>one-shots all bad guys in the way>"Betcha thought I couldn't handle myself, huh?">missions completeKINO
>Objective: Airdrop 70 beavers>Mission failed: A beaver has died
>>729749670name 1 game
>>729749240The ducklings were rescued
>>729749917pretty sure wow did this once
>>729749813I feel like creating a deployment system that wouldn't open in flight with just simple self untangling ropes would be very difficultHow'd they do it?
>Enemy is evil because... he's evil!
>>729749670an escort wasn't usual but seeing joshua explode white legs left and right sure was something
>escort NPC>they actually have good pathfinding
>>729749551MODS
>>729749002It's ok, just do it again
>>729750116>they were savedthread ruined
>>729750116look how happy she is :)
>>729750614this is clearly a different grate, anon
>>729750039that vid reminds me of the combine leaving the dropships one at a time in HL2
>go into a sewer>secret boss fight
>>729751182err, do otters eat raccoons?
>>729751182>dex/endurance vs sneak/speech
>>729751436the raccoon will be used for.. other needs
>>729749394ROBERTA IT DO GO DOWN
Had a duck that raised a couple ducklings by my pool in the backyard. I also has an Owl that hung out in a tree just outside the fence.
>>729749394we are all gonna make it
>New Game Plus
>>729749552Please golem, enough with the jewery.
>>729751674chainsaw runs on consumables, beaver class ability is infinite
>>729749982Knot only stays tight with tension. Parachute creates tension. Wow so hard
>>729749002>game forces an NPC into your party you just know is betray you
>you get gankedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofp26_oc4CA
>game has random encounters
>>729751801Everyone who dies a jew is also in hell.
>>729749917Witcher 3 Blood and Wine The vampires absolutely mangling an enemy camp while you struggle to keep up was funny.
>>729752121its crazy how chill and calm these things look when in reality they're the scariest fucking bear to come across
>>729749394Many fall, in the face of a waterfall.But not this one.Not today.
>game has hygiene mechanics
sometimes i love these these threads
>>729752443fatfuck
>>729752443love that
>>729752520fat, yeah, but also clean!
>>729749394Kek…
>>729749602evil witcharmenian jew
>>729751182that's a mink, they are sleek killers.
>>729750002>can survive cold and periods without food for months>can tell when you're sleeping and have a numbing bite so you don't wake up>some have a poison resist buff>tunnel into your walls, furniture, clothes, often impossible to find>can double population every 16 days in good conditions (+ one female will lay 200-500 eggs in her lifetime)>cause anxiety and physical/mental exhaustion debuffs, and even a debuff to your social life since no one wants to risk catching them >treatments are expensive and always have a chance to fail>if not completely eradicated, have a chance to follow you when you movehow the fuck did these sickening little shits get past the devs? luckily heat treatment worked for me the first time. and thank fuck because it cost like 800 bucks.
>escort can betray you
>>729749002>that last one
>>729752668their only redeeming quality is that they dont carry diseases
>>729751182>when the Riverfolk Company have had enough of the Vagabond's shit
>>729752443>>729752556
>>729749478>>729749394can nobody be a parent any more? jesus christ
>>729751875literally looks like a demon
>>729752668adding the worst part>waking up in the middle of the night because you felt something move>it was just your brain playing tricks on you>the overall sleep deprivation causes the effects to continually stackthis is the craziest i've ever felt in my life. the easiest way to drive a person crazy is by fucking with their sleep. combine this with the mounting anxiety of how much you might have to pay to be rid of them.>>729752778thank god for that.
>>729753139nah he dont bite
>>729752443He's literally me (if I ever bathed)
>>729750039lol the last one landing on his back what a doofus
>>729749002Rats eating good tonight!
>>729752618Nigger, this is clearly a beaver.
>>729749551>Armstrong music plays
>>729749002dead rising, but I think they give you multiple saves in one (or all) of the remasters?
>>729752618it's an otter, mink are more slender and have a completely brown coat. Otters are near uncontested, they eat what they can simply get a hold of, not just fish and turtles
>>729751182A mink is just a smaller wolverine.And a wolverine is just a smaller bear.
>party memeber is a twisted fucking psychopath
>Consumable has negative side effect
>>729753839>miniature huskythose exist?
>NPCs can make you a cuck
>>729749002minimariolevels.webm
>>729749813The point of doing this?
>>729752925One of them discord groomers I’ve been hearin about
>>729752121I fell asleep watching NHK World and woke up seeing it was playing a documentary about a Polar Bear named Peace. Stayed up and watched it. It was nice
>>729751674tasty chainsaw
>>729751182Hot
>>729753930Yeah, you call them Husky puppies
>>729752668Spray and throwing away 90% of everything I owned from bed to clothes, I still feel them crawling on me after 3 years. I wouldnt wish this shit on my worst enemy because that would give reason for these demonic parasites to existThe only thing close in my hatred are roaches.
>>729749002Kek
>>729749394>liveleak3.webmHow bad is it?
>>729749940damn
>>729749240>NOOOOOOOOOO THE HECKEN DUCKERINOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>729752443ZAMN I WOOD
>>729754231Do you really need it explained to you why we need to airdrop beavers every now and then?
>>729749602Why didn’t you save her?
It's fucked up that it's becoming harder and harder to find real funny animal videos nowadays, as sloppers LOVE to slop them.Oh what a cute video of a raccoon freaking out over a Halloween skel-oh it's sloppa.FUCK
>>729754539>Ywn have a Cheetah/Leopard GF
>>729751182That raccoon has been otterly defeated
>>729754891>Expressing a modicum of sympathy for animals is a bad thingHello Chang
>>729749394>>729749002The world is full of dangers for ducks
>>729749002>food items heal you
>>729751875Aww he's smiling!
>>729754539>no cheetah gfwhy even live
>>729752121Why does the one singular animal in existence that actively hunts humans also look so cute?
>>729755226someone call the police!
>>729751182>rainworld.jpg
>>729754074nekorare
>>729754947She couldve had a beaver marriage
>>729755167It's him, it's the big chungus!
>>729754929Yes, amd I don't give a dam_what you think.
>>729755226based
>>729755167What he doin?
>>729754929It's not as self evident as you think it is. Even if people are aware that there is an ecological benefit to dropping beavers, they may want to know what that benefit is>hurr, beavers build damsand that helps the environment how?Next time consider toning down the snobbery and just sharing your knowledge or saying nothing at all.
>>729755360Me in the middle
>>729755226When he drops they just CGI'd that, right?Also what bug?
>>729754810he didn't fly so good
>>729751674Eager Beaver
>>729755713Nah, beetles are some of the toughest bastards on the planet. You can walk on some of them with your full body weight and they'll feel nothing.
>>729755647I didn't mean to be snobby. Was just trying to be funny. I figured the tone would make that clear. Honestly I have no clue either.
>>729749813>Trees and bark OSP
>>729754231They needed the beavers to fix some wetlands but the remote areas they're needed in often lack roads.
>>729756070see >>729752520
>>729753871>be plant>want to make fruit so living things eat them and spread your seeds>make it super poisonousevolution is fake and this is proof
>Party Member goes off the wall due to previous traumahttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/W2p5Gm2FAUMI felt this way constantly dealing with Karlach
>>729756268>evolution is fake
>>729752862I played Root too.
>>729756268>Thing eats it and dies and your seed gets tons of nutrients from it's decaying bodyEhem?
>game allows miscegenation
>>729756070>animal webm threadI thought he was going to drop the tv and then blame it on his pet
>>729755226animals are so wise
>>729755226kinda hot ngl
>>729749002i have bipolar disorder and right my soul says: it crushed
>>729749602My culture isn't your costume
>>729755842I’m not particularly a fan of beetles. I think I like spiders more. Beetles remind me of cockroaches. But they aren’t, but they also have weird prickly legs for some reason.
>>729756070>cameras recording you at all times
>>729756838Unf unf unfhow'd you like this beetle?
>>729749002>Character's motives are incomprehensible
>>729749002a nearby park had some ducks with ducklings early one spring in a sheltered placeas the spring wore one, the ducklings disappeared one by one.i don't think a single one survived. i'm guessing hawks ate them.
>>729755352
>>729749940Nice
>>729757000you do know people eat ducks, yes?
>>729755432YOU FUCKER YOU THOUGHT I WOULDN'T FIND YOU
>>729757000Hawks only take what they need, it was probably some nigger-tier pest like a cat, snapping turtle, or weasel which go for them even if they won't eat them
>>729754539you mean those deepfried balls of cornmeal?
>>729750002my diabetic neighbor had these thingshe croaked this year, and then his friends got hungry, and migrated to my place.these completely wrecked my sleeping schedule because of how freaked out i was about getting bitthat's because they gave me 3in wheals that eventually blistered to 1cm bubbles and left scars.i moved and managed to get rid of them, but holy shit, death to all bed bugs
>>729757173I look like this and shit like this
>>729754231Probably to illustrate that they could airdrop a living creature in a device safely. You always test a delivery system you'd eventually use on a person with an animal first.
>>729757208Fist of the North Star remake came out?
>>729752252Just fucking shoot it with a .50 cal
>>729751182Otters like to drown and rape other animals. Never let pets near them.
>>729757529Wow they're just like me
>>729757529Based otters
>>729756070My dad would have given me a legendary assbeating for that.
>>729751182fuck yeah manlet animals rise up
>>729756070>The universal "I fucked up" stance
>>729756901That's just America now. Look outside, notice how many of your neighbors have doorbell cams recording you.
>>729756070
>>729756372I think you posted the wrong pic. Those are the people who are usually all about evolution being real.
>>729751875I will never understand retarded white women that say 'aw he's smiling' seriously. I seriously have no fucking clue how they are that oblivious and can't understand body language of an animal that has been linked at the hip with humans for tens of thousands of years?
>>729757964>I will never understand retarded white women that say 'aw he's smiling'Source? I have never witnessed this and want to laugh.
>>729757875
>>729755305Because if it were ugly we'd kill it. Eventually everything will either be cute or sexy, everything else must die.
>game lets you do think up that when the cat dropping over there phone
>>729756970I don't get it, why'd she do it?
/v/ - Video Games
>>729749002>I do not care for the plight of the mothers of prey species. Just don't care for them.
>>729758321Wtf is going on
>>729757208the last hit at 0:55 leaving an actual hitspark will never not be kino
>>729749429All chuds will go to hell
>>729757208How did africans learn to fight like this?
>>729749002>Medal of Honor Allied Assault
>>729757853And if it's not doorbell cameras it's surveillance cameras, and if it's not surveillance cameras it's retards recording with their phones. Even in your house half the electronics have cameras built into them. Being out in the middle of nowhere by yourself or closed inside a dwelling with no modern appliances is pretty much the only way to avoid being recorded.
>>729757208What part of Minneapolis was this filmed in?
>>729758456>t.
>>729756268Being poisonous for mammals but not for bird is based and redpilled actually.
>>729759005it's kind of funny that eagles are one of the few wild animals that aren't afraid of people. It isn't even just Bald Eagles, all of them are like this
>>729758593DBZ
>>729759204That probably hasn't helped with them reaching endangered status.
>>729755226
>>729758321>literal, actual wizardry What the fuck.
>>729754231Beaver families build dams that can flood entire woodlands, this results in greater biodiversity and fertile soil, they also filter water apparently
>>729749394I was honestly on the edge of my seat the whole time.
>>729759364Heh, women
>>729759364LMAO!
>>729755360Nice beaver, but why are they carrying a large rat?
>>729754074>>729755352>>729757019Tags> Ugly bastard
>>729756070Do Americans really?
>game has a training montage
>grown men crying over spilled ducksIf you guys are this weak, how do you plan to survive he collapse?
>>729760062Shut up larper faggot
>>729760062>he wants to live post-collapseit's not going to be like your vidya anon. It's going to suck.
>>729757072typically not the ducklings.
>>729757072>chinknese>people
>Barges in>Refuses to elaborate>Doesn't leave
>>729757964Women were never bred for their intelligence, they have no requirements to meet to successfully breed, so even the most retarded of them still shit out a few children.
>>729759628well now i want to hold hands with an owl
>>729751872Why doesn't it unravel when you toss it out of the plane and the rope is still slack in freefall? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>729760235My first apartment was infested with these and I put up with it because I was saving so much on rent but they had totally destroyed all my furniture and other shit so I don't even know if I actually saved any money at all because I had to replace everything
>>729749940PROOFNOWBY GOD I NEED IT
>>729758321I just discovered that Chrome video controls are dynamically adjusted if there are transparent pixels.Not sure who asked for that feature.
>>729754891Non-performative empathy is what sets us apart from them, homo.And you.
>>729760329Cockroaches don't eat furniture.
>>729760285owls are delightful little retards (or big retards in the case of eagle owls). they're all eyes, no brain.
>>729760387No but they shit all over it and create nests in stuff like the underside of your couch and recliner
>low level mobs give you valuable drops
>>729752121It wouldn't be that hard to beat a polar bear, since they're so big and slow. All you have to do is get behind it and start punching and kicking its back legs. If it tries to circle around and face you, just circle the other way and keep beating on it. If it raises up to do a stomp attack, just back off for a second then get behind it again.
>>729759204eagles are not afraid of humans?huh, that's news to me.
>>729757875What is that? Fortnite?
>>729759985Me and my lovely wife
>>729749002Reminded me of that Sheep game. Fun one. Some indie dev should try making a new one.
>>729760321You can see it unravel on the ground, there are still ropes running over the gap made by the box opening. Its possible to tie a knot that keeps the box closed but when the parachute tugs on the box the knot slips out
>>729760235I'll get one of these in my apartment every once in a blue moon and my cats absolutely murder the shit out of them. They'll see them scuttle in a hiding spot and sit there hour waiting for it to pop out. Half the time I find them they're already dead or too exhausted to move.
>>729759204>It isn't even just Bald Eagles, all of them are like thisThat can't be right. We have several different eagles here, and they're specifically secluded woodlands birds. They don't come close to settlements. If you live in woods, it's still a rare treat to see one. Other birds? All over the place in every yard, town and city. Eagles would eat like kings, if they just came to towns. They're not hunted or anything.
>>729760593>since they're so big and slow.retard, a polar bear is twice as fast as (you)
>>729760593Fighting a polar bear isn't a soulslike fucking retard
>>729754968just go outside and look at animals dude
>>729760593Based true gamer telling it like it is
>game lets you carry companions on your shoulder
>>729749394Don't go chasing waterfalls
>class upgrade
>>729749602What's a shame is that this bitch is thick and if it wasn't for the feminism she'd be pumping out my kids.
>>729760235I live in the northwest and I've never seen a cockroach in a house before. Only lots of ants, spiders and stinkbugs (thanks China)
>>729760873>duckling is allergic to the flower>dies
>>729758593All of Uganda knows Kung Fu
>game shows text in a foreign language as wingdings
>>729760593kek, good oneignore the autists
>>729754231Free hydroengineering. Why import jeets when you can use beavers instead?
>>729749478Why couldnt we had domesticated elephants like we did dogs
>>729749394she was testing who were worthyturns out, all of them are
>>729754231Good for the environment and combats invasive species. One place I used to camp at had about one million sterilized flies released into it one year because they apparently combated some invasive species of moth. Government told them not to touch the flies for a month or two while they did their work then either let them die out or destroy them at will if they were still numerous enough to be an issue. It worked perfectly and saved that part of the forest so there's something to it I guess.
>>729761048>intimidation value can be added to defense stat with a high level perk
>>729755101Fuck off Carlos.
>>729754231I've built artificial beaver dams then coaxed them to move in before.One big benefit is that beaver dams slow down floods, or just rapid water level raises in general like the springtime snowmelt. You want beavers living upstream to keep things working well and smoothly. Also they create wetland areas which are very good for a lot of other animals in the area.
>>729752121>enemies have toxic attacks
>fishing minigame has .1% chance of a rare drop
>>729754639>I wouldnt wish this shit on my worst enemy because that would give reason for these demonic parasites to existpretty hard-going line
>>729761109It must take a long time to castrate that many flies
>>729754231beavers are really cool, they really help the ecosystem and stuff, many countries need more beaversso some awesome cool dude decided he wanted to drop beavers, which is honestly the only thought allowed when you know about weavers, the question isn't why he's dropping beavers, the questions is why you don't have beaver in your country right now
>>729761213How do blacks afford to go on vacation
>>729761213>Pussy so nasty the elephant has to fucking vomitMeanwhile, with a white woman:
>>729761258>the d-d-d-double fish?
>>729760035>game has japoanese humor
>>729761213>elephant immediately pukeslel
>>729761325My cat a;lways doing this shit pissin me off
>>729755226She was only 4 hours old you sick fuck!!!
>>729761258oh shit!
>>729760235TRD
>>729755360
>>729761441is the japanese hate for roaches the reason they killed chinese people
>>729761441Total turk death
>>729760917>revives more powerful than ever
>game has fart jokes
>>729760873Is that a bunch of wild mint? Any plantfags that can confirm this?
>>729760379Ducks have come to the rescue of non-ducks. They are clearly capable of altruism and empathy(except when it comes to mating season).
>>729761659HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WAHA HEEHEEHEEEEEEE
>>729755305We find a lot of predators cute, because we are predators ourselves.
>>729755167I love that this fat fuck has the mannerisms of an old black man
>character customization lets you remove body parts
>>729761287Apparently what they do is just take the whole box of flies and run it under an X-Ray to sterilize all of them at once.
>>729761753What the fuck is that.
>>729761945ZAMN
>>729761773looks like it
>>729760379well saida leftist has no soul, and only perform empathy, like pajeets, or niggersa real human being has a soul and has empathy for all creatures
>>729761945what the fuck
>>729761753Take a closer look at that snout!>>729761968Lisan al gaib
>>729761345>>729761295It still keeps sniffing though
>boss disguises itself as trash mob
>>729762226maybe he's into that
>>729762295Pretty cool how he doesn't even need to shit, his bro just pulls it right out of his ass for him
>>729761079big
>>729749394SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST
>>729758321Kek that's fun
>>729757208No wonders only niggers and low int Asians play fighting games
>>729749394What a dumb bitch, you almost got your children killed by being curious>Hmm what is this vortex like thing on the edge lemme have a look OH NO MY CHILDREN IMMA PUSH U TO SAFETY!!1!
>>729758321Lmao, you fucking Virgin wizard
>>729761441This is fucking weird but I hate roaches so I support this
>>729761753My dog went fucking crazy trying to jump at this lil nigga when it came up on the screen, she's still staring at the thumbnail waiting for me to open it
>>729753839Cute!
>>729759616As the permafrost melts, so many beavers have moved into Alaska that they new dams they had constructed tricked observers who were looking at satellite images that an illegal logging operation was in the area.
>>729761968snout mouse esq.THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN
>>729749813TACTICAL BEAVER INBOUND. ITS OVER.
>>729756070I see myself in him.That "oh shit" moment>THERE'S NO GOING BACK IS THERE??? AAAAHHHHHH
>>729760539what a friendly dog
>>729749551For me the thing that seperates natural order from edge is predation. Nobody wins when a duck goes down a drain but at least a predator can repurpose his remains.
>>729760539This li'l guy.
>>729749002You probably can't even help her get the duckies back because then she'd just kill them.
>game has hot monster girls you don't wanna kill
>>729758321Is this real?
>>729760712City birds taste like shit, particularly because they eat shit, eagles would need the immunity system of a pajeet to devour them. also eagles wouldn't be able to build nests since materials aren't available. nor handle the noise or air pollution of cities.
>>729755126>>729760379>>729762005you're reddit gold, ma'am
>>729760593thanks for the chuckle bro
>>729749394>They all made itOUR FUARKING HEROES
>>729764192I thought horses couldn't eat meat
>>729749813>Dam it, they've deployed beavers! Gnaw way we're winning this one now, boys. Full retreet.
>>729764612deer will eat meat opportunistically as well.
>>729758321Am I being hacked
>>729761441Not cool. This is pure cruelty
>>729760329It's probably not worth it in the long run because cockroaches make you sick. If you live in an infested building there is probably mold and other shit all over it, also cockroaches are fucking nasty.If I knew that there were cockroaches around me I wouldn't even want to eat, what if they put their eggs into my food or crawl in the refrigerator?
>>729760391this is just like one of my japanese animes!
>>729764612Most herbivores are just carnivores without hunting/butchering toolsUnless their diet is ridiculously overspecialized like koalas and sloths
>>729755647>Next time consider toning down the snobbery and just sharing your knowledge or saying nothing at all.Fuck off back to pleddit newfag, in this house we are abrasive especially to the innocent.
>>729759985master_roshi.webm
>>729761258I thought this was gonna be one of those tongue parasites
>>729764612As another poster mentioned, a lot of herbivores are actually quite fine with meat. At the end of the day they are animals, so if they are hungry and see a source of food they will naturally try to consume it
>>729756268You know why hot chilies are hot?Birds don't feel the heat, so it's been evolutionarily more advantageous for the chilies to spread their sneeds via birds and not mammals.
>>729765249but humans, being so cool, love eating spicy and poisonous things just for fun
>>729761773no that's a duck
>>729761079I'll give you a White Elephant if you know what I mean
>>729751182>Finally, I'm free of the Rape dungeon.>Oh no, he found me.>Naofumi-sama, tatsuketeeeee.>Otter: Something is rising, and it's not the shield hero.
>>729764241I credit this guy for making me a massive pussy for most animals, I felt really bad hitting him as a little kid and started tearing up when he died.
>Game has different types of romance options
>>729764096they really are sea dogs
>>729759204It's an apex predator thing, maybe? Kinda like how orcas see humans as being the apex predators of land and explicitly choose to be not just friendly but also cooperative with humans.
>>729760593this poster is an american
>>729756070Based Rizzler, fuck that TV
>>729751875This is probably how humans look like to other animals
>>729758321fuckin hell im crying laughing
>>729751182>Redwall in the Hood.webm
>>729764612probably, some "herbivores" do when pressed. Like hippos which have been recorded going for carrion
>>729765725imagine if all aliens were herbivores and they think it's impossible for predatory creatures to cooperate and build technology and they get freaked out by our forward facing eyes because they all have eyes on the sides of their head
>>729765520um
>NPC can get jealous
>>729757964women are retarded, that's how it's always been, wanna know why they love niggers as well? because they flat out don't think these aggressive (literal) animals will direct that violence towards thembut they always do, and if they survive they won't learn a fucking thing and will just do it again
>>729765828never had a lil scooper up yer pooper?
>>729765824I remember being told to essentially give my birds the side eye so they wouldn't take me for a predator.
>>729765828Never seen the horses in a Bioware game, huh?
>>729763328do you lewd your dog?
>>729765906>female elephant has flowers to identify itThis fucking body type A/B shit in games needs to stop
Meat eaters pretending they give a fuck about animal welfare while they directly support slaughtering animals is peak cognitive dissonance.
>>729749394SWIM FASTER FOOL HURRY FASTER YOU CAN DO IIIIIIITTT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>729765520Worked on a farm for most of my youth, never saw gay horses or any other animal. Only "gay" animals are those mistreated in captivity, this shit doesn't happen in the wild
>copypasted late-game enemy poorly meshes with late-game environment
>>729760539i read it's deadly if they bite you because they have nasty bacteria in their mouths
>>729752678Based dogo protecting our boarders from boat people.
>>729760391Bruh, I Thought this was an Anime meme. You mean there's actual people that do this when sleeping?
>>729764638That big smile he gives always gets me.
>>729756542lol didn't think it would be raped
>>729766432lil kids full of boogers yes
