Replay Metroid Dread.
I'll emulate it, thanks
fuck you i won't do what you tell me
I want to kiss Samus in her Dread suit
>>729756563Yes. I'm gonna replay all the main series games this year and wish Sammy a happy 40th birthday.
Metroid games are mid at best and I'm tired of pretending they're not. At least MP4 finally revealed what most people have known for years.
>>729756563Nah I replayed it just over a year ago. Give me one more year or two
>>729756563Thanks for reminding me, I haven't came to Noname55's animations in a long time, time to go see her get knotted.
Nah I’ll replay Super Metroid instead
>>729756563nah, it's a shit game. has the worst OST of the series, retarded cutscenes where Samus does poses and a fuck ugly final suit. I'd sooner replay Metroid 2 on the Gameboy than this
>>729756563I would if they'd put out a fucking Switch 2 update already. But I'm not replaying it with a shitty blurry & super-aliased 1080p image.
>>729756563Only if they patch in zero suit in the ending of speed run. Game needed fan service it’s bloody Metroid even Beyond had fanservice.
>>729758286nigger faggot tranny
>>729756563I already played it 4 times, bro...
I wanna replay it with the prime 4 music mod
I'm playing Samus Returns and it's harder than I expected.
>>729756563>spend half the game in the elevator/subway/teleporter loading screen with choppy framerates
>>729758559>Only if they patch in zero suit in the ending of speed run
>>729756563No one could answer me straight, is Metroid Dread worth $60 ?
>>729759345>is Metroid Dread worth $60 ?Yes
What does Zero Suit Samus look like while in her Metroid mode?
switch 2 update when
>>729759345Dread is the only Switch game besides Smash I would pay full price for
>>729759345absolutely not, just emulate that shit
I remember when people were shitting on dread before prime 4 came out
>>729759345no. the map does a good job of hiding it, but the game is one huge hallway. there is always an obvious path in front of you, if you just keep walking forward you'll end up having beaten the game without really having done any exploration at all.
I did before Prime came out. I still haven't done my hard mode run of Prime 4 maybe I'll do that
>>729756563Already did earlier this month so I'm going to play samus returns later
>>729756563I played Prime Remastered and Dread after Prime 4 was a disappointment. I did a bunch of glitchless sequence breaks which was fun
>>729756563Yeah, this shits on Prime 4 sideways.
What's the easiest 2D Metroid to go for the best ending? I have horrible times on all of them.
Can't I deleted Yuzu and lost my keys
>>729759870The same except 2% more green.>>729761008Maybe Zero Mission? I only say that since it took me about 5 hours to beat when most Metroid games take me about 10 hours or more to complete.
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>>729756563Maybe eventually, but I'm not in a Metroid mood right nowGod I wanna fuck Samus's power suit so bad
>>729761253>God I wanna fuck Samus's power suit so bad
So when people say Dread is linear what do they mean? Because the game has plenty of sequence breaks. Are they just too stupid to do them? Feels like Zero Mission all over again
>>729761253>I'm not in a Metroid mood right nowToo burnt out on Prime 4 discussion?>spoilerYou'd have to be mad not to.
>>729761597Sorry my bad
>>729761437Sequence breaking is an overblown meme and not what Metroid is about
>>729761867What is Metroid about?
>Space Muhreen posting his blacked-adjacent fetish again
>>729761867So you're saying that non-linearity doesn't actually matter
>>729756563>manage to grab a Power Bomb early>"Erm ackshually you can't use that yet"I'll passattention grabbing image
>>729762092Definitely not sequence breaking, faggot>>729762159>so you're saying [thing i didn't even remotely imply]
>>729761437Stuff like this >>729762209 I guess. I don't really care about sequence breaking, but the game pulling this crap was pretty gay.
>>729762427Outside of NEStroid, where is the non-linearity that doesn't involve sequence breaks
>>729761437>Feels like Zero Mission all over againthat game is just all kinds of mediocre
>>729762120John Halo is racist white man tho
>>729762562Super Metroid you retarded faggotUnless you're about to tell me bomb jumps and wall jumping are glitches instead of intentional tools for skilled players
>>729761867what's crazy is that sequence breaks are just a bastardization of the open endedness of Metroid 1, and most people probably hate that game
>>729756563No it's fucking mediocre and boring as shitI would rather improve my any% on Super and a relaxing casual run through Metroid II on an original Gameboy again than play through Metroid Dud
>>729762686Ah so you are a fucking retard. Those are sequence breaks. Sequence breaks can be intended, but they are still sequence breaks.
>>729762120Haloid posting is based
>>729761437Some retards think "metroidvania" games have to make you backtrack over and over and over again in order to be good.
>>729761437The main issue is that everything in the game, including sequence breaks and shinesparks, feels completely inorganic and scripted.It feels like "oh yeah you can go down this straight hallway...OOOR you can take this totally not intentional side path that just happens to connect back further up ahead ;) wow what a cool gamer you are! Power bombs have been authorized, Lady."
>>729762484I get why they did it, they didn't want to have the Fusion/Zero Mission issue of every power bomb expansion being behind power bomb blocks. Eventually they'll realise the solution is to just give you power bombs earlier in the game like Super did
i just learned that samus isnt a bounty hunter the japs just thought that sounded cool. shes just a good guy.
>>729759345yes, dummy. great games are worth money. but its honestly not hard to pirate and emulate. I just hate nintendo that much.
>>729762934>I don't want to use glitches because that's unintended and doesn't count>but also it doesn't count if they make intended sequence breaks for skilled playersWhat do you even want?
>>729762994No, the solution is to have more faith in the player and not design dogshit maps.
>>729763076She's really more of a mercenary
>>729760583This drives me up a wall. I wanted to do a hard mode playthrough on the assumption that if I hit a wall I can go grind upgrades for a while (yeah I suck whatever) but it cuts you off from returning in many places so that the actual opportunities to explore are middling. 100%ed normal twice. Pretty fun but now, what, do it again? Probably, yeah. It‘s fun.
>>729762934>the sequence breaks aren't good enough...because they just aren't, okay?
>>729763207yeah but a good one, right
>>729761437i feel bad for anyone who doesn't intuitively understanding why dread is a hallway of a game.
>>729763207Bounty hunter that isn't a bounty hunter that is a supersoldier that isn't in the army that is a bird but isn't that fights pirates that aren't pirates and a dinosaur that is actually an alien.Also she has mind powers.
>>729763536I feel bad for you for living in a country where English is not the primary language
>>729763638ironic
>>729762726Not only do they hate Metroid 1, they somehow believe Metroid can't work in open world. NUTS
>>729762726I don't mind how open ended NEStroid is, it's the other stuff that I don't like
>>729763130NTA, but I want devs to realize playtesting their games that you can get somewhere unintended, and instead of patching it out, they actually patch it in, and ensure doing such a thing wont get you stuck.
>>729763076Nintendo knew what a bounty hunter was (the famicom version of the original game had her getting paid), it's just that they've since sort of de-emphasized that part of her character.
>>729756563basado
>>729763638>>729763536I feel bad for both of you, grnerally.
>>729764070oh weird
>>729764038Dread has that though. You can skip the space jump and get Gravity Suit early, and from then on every single area that requires Space Jump to progress has somewhere you can do a shinespark instead so that you aren't soft locked. And this goes for every glitchless sequence break in the game.It's neat
>>729762092Exploration. The first time you play Super Metroid there are places most people would get lost because the path forward is not obvious.
>>729756563I do. A lot. But replaying the same game is boring so I play Dread Randomizer.
>>729764070She is cooler as a bounty hunter imo
Thanks, but I'd rather replay Hollow Knight.
>>729759345No Nintendo game is worth $60. Pirate it, retard.
>>729764206>The first time you play Super Metroid there are places most people would get lost because the path forward is not obviousThis is completely untrue. You were just a child.
>>729764801My man, Kraid is literally behind an unmarked fake wall.
>>729764801Maridia one-tile gapWrecked ship random cornerPost-Ridley going left into a wall that doesn't even show you there's a path when you fucking x-ray it>inb4 "i'm so smart none of these things fooled me"Explain the exact thought process that lead you to walk into a wall that is still solid under x-ray.
>>729765171>unmarked fake wall>right after a big head embellished doorAnyone hitting a dead end right after that door would bomb everything looking for a way forward.Super Metroid is linear as fuck if you don't sequence break and its always obvious where you have to go.
>>729765290>>729765171>OH MY JEFFRE CANTU LEDESMA, WHERE IS THE YELLOW PAINT AND FRIENDLY NPC TO TELL ME WHERE TO GO?!>SAVE ME ANTHONY HIGGS!
>>729765290>Wrecked ship random cornerDo you mean the path to Grav Suit or the bomb wall to Phantoon?Because neither of those are cryptic.
>>729756563I wanted to buy it on Amazon.de, but there was no physical copy.So I just won't.I'll emulate it.It's just fair.
>>729765372Nigger-tier post. The whole point is the game is good precisely because it DOESN'T telegraph where to go.
>>729765441Super DOES telegraph where you need to go. That's the whole point I'm making.
>>729765550You're making it like a stupid nigger. You were told to post your exact thought process and you couldn't do it, because niggers like you do not engage in thought.
>>729765628>You were told to post your exact thought processI did.>>729765297
>>729756563god no
