feliz navidad 2026
animals don't know what bombs are
sorry little bird, i just don't like dog owners that don't pick up after their pets, and this is how we collectively get back at them
true
>>729764446>people using fireworks sporadically throughout the year because they didn't use up all of their fireworks for new yearsThis is why I don't get too bothered when I hear about people getting shot over minor disputes.
my cato doesnt give a fuck
My dog started squealing and whining a lot while digging a hiding hole under his doghouse like a week before New Years EveIt's true, animals fucking hate that shit.
>>729764747IDK, I had a normal dog that loved that shit, he lived for 26 years, he loved 4th July and shit like that. I think your dog is gay.
>>729764197lmao!
>>729764557>Have neighbors that go out of state to buy the most expensive fireworks they possible can for the 4th of July.>They spend an entire week prior to it shooting off fireworks at 1-3 am for no reason.>Then for the next week after.>Then randomly in October and November at like 11pm you will hear an entire M80 go off at complete random.
>>729765284Can't spend them all in one night, that would be a waste. Got to spread them out evenly along the rest of the year.
>>729765284I have neighbors that do this shit weekly and it's not even legal here.
>>729764197forget the animals, I legit thought something real exploded somewhere
Best thread on /v/ right now
>>729765010this
>>729765284Unironically makes me think it's just people wanting to murder without the gun being heard for miles.
Birds deserve it for shitting in our heads
>>729767583Your shit for brains isn't the bird's fault
>>729764197I sit quietly indoors all fucking day shitposting and not playing video games. Why are you lecturing me? Go post this garbage on facebook or r/india
>>729767912Am I asking who fault it is? Somebody gotta pay
>>729764197every jan 1st is dead songbird harvesting day for me
>>729764197>animal thinks they're being bombedAnimals don't know shit about bombs. Sure sudden loud sounds are startling, but thunder and lightning exist.
>>729764197Okay and?
>>729767974You know fully well whose fault it is. Despite the huge beak in its face, it's not a bird.
>>729767583collared doves mogg these shitbirds so hard it's unreal and not just because of the sexy choker
birds be like i CAAAAAAAAWWWnt sleep
>>729768207>Don't mind me just pirating this casserole and ham
My dog is way too old to care about loud sounds anymore, little fuck is 14 years old, and my cat just straight up doesn't give a shit.
>>729767956 based. I sat through another 12 hours of this simulated autism festival just to read some hormonal thread about traumatized squirrels. I'm not giving up my annual tradition of burning 80 bucks worth of explosives at 2AM for some raccoon with PTSD.
>>729770703You misunderstand meI don't want any noise period
>>729764197uncnimals can't handle the heat
>>729764197I feel bad for them but it's unironically nowhere near as horrible as the 999 worse things people do with regards to animalsthat said, China is singularly responsible for a good 800 of those things so if you want to change anything.. and good luck with that, druid Anon
>OH MY HECKING G*D>ANOTHER 365.2422 DAYS HAVE PASSED>I MUST CELEBRATE THIS BECAUSE I'M AN UTTER FAILURE WHO HAS NO ACTUAL PERSONAL ACHIEVEMENTS TO BE PROUD OFpathetic
>>729764197>Neighbor hoards a stockpile of fireworks to let them all off at once on new yearShit, I thought I was being bombed.
