You expect me to believe Arthur never hit this
Well yeah. That is what Rockstar intended when they made a low T character with zero charisma or sex drive.
>>729773515Arthur is a nigger lover.
>>729773515He's 36 and she's in her early twenties, you sick fuck
>>729773515would fuck her whore pussy and contract aids
>>729773707Fpbp/thread>>729773759He is an amerimutt after all
>>729773821This, she is practically a baby. I'm glad arthur is a better man
He (Me, selfinserted) hit THIS
>>729773515>download camp girls mod>plow mary beth every night>never do it with the other girlsyup
wow like 90% of the anons in this thread are actually retarded. as expected from red dead 2 threads, something about a cowboy game really gets the chuddies going. repressed homosexuality, perchance?
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>>729773515arthur had terminal oneitis
Its implied that with the whores in the camp everyone banged everyone, its outright stated he banged John's future wife too. By the time the game comes around he's not interested in prostitutes so the devs wouldn't have to program in picking up hookers on horseback like old timey gta.
>>729773515Ive met a fella like Arthur before. Tall, endearing, very capable, and can probably sleep with half of our female coworkers if he tried. But, he never gotten over his ex and just does his own thing. If RDR2 was a more accurate prequel, Dutch’s gang would be vicious as fuck and there wouldn’t be any guys like Arthur
>>729774127If they portrayed Dutch's gang accurately there would be no towns left since they can solo the map.
>>729773515Arthur has terminal Oneitis
>>729773995I've jerked off many times playing RDR2 because of this mod
>>729774127CONFIRMED >"We all had her, but he married her"
>>729774335>>729773995What are some worthwhile mods for RDR2? I don't know if I'm going to play it again but if I ever do I should change it up some. All I had installed is the stuff that adds the online only content to the base game.
>>729774324>>729774108my arthur doesn'tI told mary linton and her retarded brother to go take a hike and never interacted with them again
>>729774478I went full sim tism with hunger, sleep, and piss mods. Realistic damage to kill and be killed in a couple bullets. Realistic ragdolls and realistic law patrols.
>>729774647>pissSeriously dude?
>>729773945Women shaved their pits back then?
>>729774741Yep. You gotta drink and you gotta piss
>>729773821I'm a sick fuck
>>729774768some didrazors weren't suddenly invented in the 1950s or something game takes place in what, 1890s? I bet whores were shaving by then
>>729774768Women shaved in some way, shape or form ever since ancient Rome, ancient Egypt, and ancient India. The more modern way of looking at it we have started around the 1910s, so like a decade after RDR2 which means it'd make sense for individual people here and there to do it before it was a trend.
>>729773515Cheap fat slut with a manly jaw. I hope he wouldn't
>>729775275>manly jawchinlets gotta stop self reporting.
>>729775275her jaw is perfectyou want sons with weak jawlines?
>>729774768women shaved then, but usually it was to prevent getting lice in their sensitive bits, especially if they worked in a brothel.
>>729773515As someone who knows multiple prostitutes, everyone had them except maybe Uncle, Lenny and maybe Charles.
Micah was right when he said the gang had too many useless mouths to feed and they'd be better off as a "lean and small gang of hard killers" If they didn't have to crate around a bunch of old hanger-ons like Uncle and the working girls, they wouldn't have needed nearly as much money, would've left a much smaller footprint, and probably could have had enough money to flee properly and get truly lost from the law after the fucking Valentine bank robbery
>>729775275>manly jawMy nigga this is a perfect 90 degree curve, there is no angle, this is not a many jaw in the slightest
>>729775815Sure but that would then go against Dutchs supposed "ideals" He wanted to paint the gang as anything but a group of uncivilized murderers
>>729775815The gang wouldn’t be diverse enough then you bigot
>>729775815Getting rid of the whores is retarded. They're a consistent source of income, don't draw fire and can pick up info. Get rid of Grimshaw and John's wife instead.
>>729775815It wasn't a "gang" to them though, they were basically a hippie anarchist cult, they just supported themselves via violence.
>>729775942Yeah, Dutch was kind of a lost cause the whole time, but it was interesting to see Micah actually trying to steer him onto better paths at certain pointsI think Micah gets a bit too much hate when it was really a lot of other fuckups and just being too sloppy in general that got the gang in the end.On a replay I noticed lots of little things like during the time you're deputized as "Arthur Callahan" and doing the moonshine mission, everybody else in the gang just keeps straight up calling you "Arthur Morgan"it's like heyretardshow about a little opsec? maybe don't call me by my full legal name that's confirmed on bounty posters, where they know me the next state over by face, name, and clothing as ARTHUR MORGANI'm ARTHUR CALLAHAN now stop fucking doxxing me during robberies when we're leaving witnesses
>>729776027That still makes Micah right though, they were deluding themselves into thinking they WEREN'T a gang but they clearly were, and he wanted them to actually move and act like oneAt a certain point you almost can't even blame Micah for slowly realizing the "gang" was fucked and he had gotten in with a gaggle of losers who were destined to fail. I would have been maneuvering to distance myself and eventually cut loose too.
>>729776025I can't imagine the trivial income they make from whoring is enough to make up for having to feed and clothe 6 more people etc.The one thing I will give you is that Karen was the one who masterminded the Valentine bank robbery, which in hindsight was I think their most succesful actual heist if you manage to get all of the money
>>729775275That's enough from you partner
>>729776162IIRC the valentine bank can get you ~$10,000 if you do it right and I definitely don't remember the gang making that much money on any single future jobsFor comparison, the money they left in Blackwater was $150,000 (somewhere near 5-6 million dollars at the time) so you can see why everyone was so desperate to go back and get that money
>>729775275retarded tranime brainrot post
>>729773515this is all due to woke and weak gamers. because of them, we'll never have real adult games. even gachas eat censorship. look nikke...
>>729776162 Yeah, Karen pulled off that distraction like a pro, honestly one of the few moments where someone stepped up and actually contributed something clever. The rest of the crew felt like they were just coasting or waiting for Dutch to make another "plan." And the money from Valentine might not have been Blackwater levels, but it was clean and relatively low-cost. Could've stretched that pretty far if they hadn’t immediately burned it trying to live like kings and attract attention.
>>729775275>manly jawouted yourself as a faggot.
>>729774768You couldn't get a job in Rome if you had facial hair, they had state run barbershops
>Samantha Strelitz was born on October 19, 1986 in Los Angeles, California, USA. She is an actress, known for Red Dead Redemption II (2018)
>>729776691Not just the distraction, but the whole job was her tip and her idea really. Bill, Lenny and Arthur were just along for muscle but the brains of it was all her.And I think she was also the one who initially got the tip about the train robbery, although that one admittedly went sour (probably not her fault since if you read one of the Newspapers it says "Lawmen arrived quickly on the scene, having been tipped off about the robbery in advance"So somebody ratted on that oneMicah always gets tagged as THE rat but I think a lot of people were snitching here and there. And of course, they were just sloppy as fuck. I mean Dutch didn't even bother to change his appearance at all even though he was explicitly told that they had bounty posters with a VERY accurate depiction of his face on it
for me? it's grimshaw
>>729773515molly was best girl
>>729778187why was karen such a bitch to her
Lonesome Dove is better than this
>>729778291Molly got special treatment because she was Dutch's girl
>Arthur was only 36thought he was in his 40s
>>729778805Back then 22 year old men looked like that
>>729778903>eyup>it's haaaard livin, dutch>alright well I won't keep ya
>>729776813She doesn't look anything like the actress, you gay faggot.She's more like Bruce Willis' daughter
>>729773515Smoking is gross
>>729773515There's an entire sidequest series about Arthur having oneitis but being retarded enough to stick with Dutch instead of going with her being happy.
>>729774108>>729774324The fuck is "oneitis?"
>>729779420Go back and read that first letter she sends Arthur, that woman is no good and she's trying to manipulate Arthur because she thinks he's simple and she's also desperateMiserable woman really >>729779542It's when you had "the one" and you just can't let go of her
>>729775883That's the point. Attractive woman's jaw shouldn't be round. It should get narrower the lower it gets. That's the sign of femininity.
>>729779542KILL YOURSELF NEWNIGGER
>>729779542It's a Youtube channel. Oneitis Plays.
>>729776813i like a wide jaw but that chin is atrocious
>>729779542that's the lung disease Arthur gets
>>729779542my only regret...is that i had....oneitis!!!
>>729779909No, he gets tuberculosis from eating raw potatoes.
>>729774768yes, only shaving pubes is relatively recent since the invention of porn. Boomer women didn't shave but millennial women did.
>>729780108I'm going to assume this is bait.
>>729779283cringe
>>729773515Arthur loves Abigail.
>>729783448WE ALL HAD HER
Arthur is a Volcel
>>729774768Wax has been used for millenia
>>729776053>I think Micah gets a bit too much hateLike what do you expect from gaymers?Micah was the designated main villain for the new robin hood hippie gangs even though his antics seem like something a normal member of cutthroats would do based on John description of the gangs in RDR1
>>729774768Oh so now we need historic realism of characters!
>>729773707>>729773759If you actually play the game you[d know Arthur was in love with Mary. She was basically his oneitis.
>>729784531People always point to shooting up Strawberry during his jailbreak as proof that Micah was just unhinged, but the gang does stuff like that all the time. They shoot up Valentine like 2 days later and laugh it off saying they "worked the town" and it's time to move on
>>729784764Unironically because murder < racism and sexism.
>>729774127>>729773821>>729773936>>729774872In Arthurs Journal, you can see him writing about thinking that he should have married Abigail before she got with John. Arthur is 36 at this time. Abigail is 22 and Jack is 4 years old.This means that Arthur was a 32 year old grown man lusting after a 17 year old girl. If they "all had her", Dutch's gang was a bunch if men in their 30s and 40s passing around a teenager. Disgusting and I don't know how people here say that the game whitewashes them.
>>729785420it was a different time
>>729785420>Dutch's gang was a bunch if men in their 30s and 40s passing around a teenager.Based and she probably came up to them
>>729786236you just know those things are scarred left right and center from some 1800s ghetto ass titjob
>>729786265Anon, do you see the clothes she is wearing? Those push titties up. I'll also let you in on a secret, women can have big titties
>>729786367impoverished gypsy tier women do not get fat tits
>>729785420>He even curses out his crippling Oneitisjej
>>729773821This but unironically. I'm 31 and I can't even talk to a woman under the age of 25. It feels like talking with a literal child. Like they are still in middle school. Maybe the next generations are just more retarded but women that are 25 in 2026 are like how millennial women were at 13yo in terms of emotional maturity.
>>729785420>Disgusting and I don't know how people here say that the game whitewashes them.I don't think the mass majority of people (and the creators themselves) realize the age gap. Being a pedo in normies eyes are genuinely too problematic.
>>729785420We all had her, but he wanted to marry her, I guess that makes him a somewhat better man than us.
>>729786478Same here, except I still want to rail those early-20s feminist sluts with multicolored hair and 1980s serial killer glasses.
>>729773515wtf is that dithering effect
>>729785420Rockstar cooked
>>729775272I could've saved her....and cuck Sean so hard
>>729787815she was probably raped and then left in an alley to die while drunk
That's because it's a gay game written by gay writers.
>>729774081Can't go wrong
>>729773515>cigarette going directly into her lip
STOP FUCKING TALKING AND JUST LET ME PLAY FUUUUUUUUCK
>>729776813almost as bad as jennifer garner
>>729790661Gay test
>>729786478You're not supposed to talk to them retard
>>729790728you can just ask, you don't need to perform a testI'm not gay
>>729773515Why does this game introduce so many NPCs in the gang yet most of them are pretty much unused in the story?
>>729781717Sex with big tittied smoking women
By the end of Chapter 3 you should have realised that the gang is full of genuine morons who can't even keep their conflicting cover stories straight.
How come no one ever talks about the gameplay of this video game???? Isn't that weird???
>>729790736What if I do anyway?
>>729790991You spend your time exploring God's country. If you can't understand why that's appealing then you're a lost cause
>>729784650Different Mary.
>>729791336So it's like Elden Ring?
>>729773945Karen is not for lewds!
>>729790991it's the best hunting game ever made
Does John mention his daughter in RDR2?
>>729779420He literally tells her that he has to get John and his family out before he can leave and be with her
>>729792139Even better than way of the hunter and call of the wild??? Really???
>>729792489apples and oranges. those are simulators.
Every time i decide to draw RDR2 its some fuckshit and it takes ages because i HAVE to do "American Sunset Pastoral outdoorsy" but i do like it after ive finishedhttps://files.catbox.moe/hhrl7a.png
>>729792112Of all the characters to say that about Karen is 100% made for lewd she is sex incarnate goddamn Sean lucky dumb dead Irish bastard. Also, that's Mary-Beth.
>>729792626Pretty good anon
>>729773515Arthur was gay
>>729773515Lord knows I tried to first time I played the game, danced with her talked to her when she was sitting on the stump, the works. Didn't get shit. RDR2 would've have been an 11/10 with more RPG mechanics. At one point after coming back to the camp with a wanted level some of the members got on their horses and started following me offering backup, this was version 1.0 on the Xbox One. Makes me think this was a planned feature/follower mechanic at one point and we would've been able to take gang members/love interests out with us on friend activities, robberies/gang shit, and romantic shit for your girlfriends.
>>729773515Why did rockstar not allow you to bang any woman in RDR 1 or 2?
>>729797926its coded into the game for certain. the animations, nameplates, everything is there in the follower mods, its almost guaranteed it was enabled by the framework of the game for missions and just not implemented as a sandbox feature.
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>>729798131>>729798175I hope she's rocking a hairy cunt.
>>729773515Arthur has a loyal heart, and he has loved twice and been heartbroken both times (had a wife and kid that died, then Mary who left him). He no longer has any interest in relationships like that. He just wants Mary back. It's foolish, and she's not really worth it, but I understand how he feels as I was the same way for my ex for a long time.
>>729798131>>729798175She's real!?
>>729798231
>>729798264You forgot he was also perving on an underaged Abigail>>729785420
>>729786478I recently dated a girl who was under 25 and I was 35, but one of the reasons it didn't work out is that I just felt we had nothing to talk about
unironically the black girl was prettierkaren clears anyways
>>729786398Fuck me it's wild how wrong this is.
>>729798131Cute you can hear her hymen is intact /lit/ response etc.
>>729798131>>729798175>>729798332Holy shit, I know this girl. I never knew she did this cosplay. Fuck, it'll be weird if I bring it up to her though, right?
>>729798131>>729798175>>729798332I've had my heart broken by girls lile her so many times it's not even funny anymore
>>729799528Never bring up ANYTHING we do here to outsiders. It never works out.
>>729799528>Holy shit, I know this girl
>>729799528This is your burden now, anon
>>729799528>Fuck, it'll be weird if I bring it up to her though, right?we all know you're gonna do it anywaysjust post the aftermath please
>>729798508you sound so cucked its literally unimaginable that the natural modern lifestyle has legitimately produced a specimen like you. the concept that attitudes towards the safety and responsibilities of adolescents was different in 1899 cannot be this lost on you. Motherfuckers were getting married immediately whenever their family told them to and shipped off to have 8 kids at 17 aint no fucking "underaged" in the 1800s so far as "this 14 year old literally cannot wear a miners hat because he head too small"
>>729773515Arthur was a low T with small pepe
>>729800861higher T than you zoomer
>>729785420A woman wrote this post.
