>because the devs don't want you to, thanks for coming to my Ted Talk, respect the artist's vision

>>729794047
>only 12 minutes
ROOKIE NUMBERS

>>729794072
>xhe needs an hour and half dissertation about why Serena is not wife material so they can not listen to it while doom scrolling
Just mod your game beyond recognition, we all know you were going to, anyway. (You have no restraint)

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>>729794047
i don't play this game, but why wouldn't i give this a chance?

>>729794047
based dirty old man roshi maxxing

>umm so the civil war is just like the bibble

>>729795732
She won't even romance you unless you use mods.

you can't marry her anyway
but the real crime is not being able to marry Eola, she's the perfect wife for my cannibal bosmer

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>wanting Molag Bal's sloppy seconds

So, what's the QRD? Why shouldn't I marry Serana?

>>729795897
i can fix her with mods

Why do boomers feel such a strong urge to project authority? Do they not see how it comes across as insecure? Did they grow up in a social environment that was just less perceptive or judgmental about such things? Shit is weird.

>>729794047
I marry her but then pass her around in every town we visit. I like to watch.

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>>729796474
Picrel

>>729795921
She wants to be human and move away from everything to do with her parents and vampires and prophesy, and a drsgonborn is a walking prophesy shes already been through enough

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>>729794047
Then why did the vampire lord Titus Vulen marry her in Skyrim the Journey of a Hero?

>>729794047
NEVER!!!!!!!

>>729794047
now I wanna replay skyrim again, why are you like this

>>729794047
Ken Rolston???

>>729796806
>re-discovering blackreach for the 7th time in my life time
aah now we are gaming

I remember really liking an specific random npc and googling the commands on the console to activate the flag to be able to marry her.
It was a woman on the city that has an assault and a murder in the market the first time you enter it.
God i was such a loser, i mean i still am a loser but i was back then too

>>729794047
That mod where you can fuck her and her mom to purify them of Molag Bal is great.

>>729794047
for me it's borgakh

>>729795732
because she doesn't want to, simple as that
by modding you're removing her agency, effectively RAPING HER

>>729797148
she loves it in my C0DA

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>>729794047
>using mods for serana and her mom

>>729794047
This guy was 12 when Skyrim first came out.

>>729797046
Well atleast unlike younger you, modern you has had sex...

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>Not chosing the optimistic, hardworking and loving female argonian
Every single day I'm reminded /v/ has absolute trash taste.

>>729797540
BASED I always pick her too.
Marrying the dirt poor hard working argonian so she can live in your warm mansion just makes sense.

why does this feel like a thread copy pasted from twitter

>>729797148
Umm based?

why do you fags keep posting this unc?

>>729794047
I never have. Aela the Huntress is obviously the canon love interest for the Dovahkiin and only fools and milk-drinkers that can't stand the sight of power before them disagree.

>>729797794
Old people talking about insipid shit like video games and waifus are funny.

>>729794047
I watches his Skyrim civil war video and he just started talking about muslims invading Canada and how that leads to racism and how we shouldn't give too much power to words then he said every single racial slur

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>>729796537
Good thing she married Titus Vulen who isn’t the Dragonborn but he is a vampire who was around when she was turned.

>>729798040
his thu'um is powerful

>>729796671
>>729798771
meds

>>729798040
that's just the short version

Serana cheats on Titus Vulen with Isran and Durak.

>>729797540
>>729797687
Wait, you can marry an argonian in skyrim?!

>>729795732
>Molag Bal choker
sissyborn had no chance

>>729798808
kek

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>>729799087
Yes

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>>729799059
No, Titus Vulen and Serana are enemies of the Vampire Hunters they have no time for those self-righteous do gooders

Krekkov drew some nice art of her, but he turned out to be a pedophile so I'm not gonna link it.

>>729794047
>stop marrying serana in skyrim
no

>>729796474
maybe your just soft and poor at communication

>>729794047
you only need two words:
used goods

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>>729797046
>It was a woman on the city that has an assault and a murder in the market the first time you enter it.
We all know who you mean.

>>729802895
Yeah lol that one.
I thought i was alone
Guess it was the revealing top, i dont think i had seen that many npcs just with half their tits out