Which version of Lara Croft is best built for getting her body taken over?
>>729797064The latest one since it isn't sexist bullcrap.
>>729797064>getting her body taken over(sobbing) no-one ever gets the *feeling* right, you know? it's so hard, having the soul of a pervert
The one that exists in the minds of feminist journos as a fuckdoll simulacra of woman controlled by horny male game developers.
>>729797205Take your meds
Laura is my wife
Bump
>>729797113I would have sex with and objectify all Laras
I'm playing the remasters.I finished TR1 and started New Game+. This mode makes the game make a lot more sense, the challenge becomes much more interesting, but at the same time it makes it all too clear that the game's combat is total garbage, especially against other humans.Meanwhile, I'm playing TR2 in normal mode, on the second level (Venice). From what little I've seen, TR2 is going to be much more complex than TR1, where the levels are straightforward. I've been running around the same places in Venice for ages without knowing where to go. But TR2 seems, for now, to be superior to TR1, even so.
i never understood it. one of the first popular 3d woman characters who gets by on her own athleticism, smarts and problem solving that just so happens to be sexy and suddenly the only thing anyone ever cared about is that men found her sexy. like what the fuck do they actually want
>>729797834Same reason they removed the sexy secretary from the modern Powerpuff girls show despite the secretary being the smartest character in the show and strong as fuck kek
>>729797064The OG CORE-era stuff>>729797113Calm down. I am sure you'll find that rich millionaire who wants your 200-pound ass with green hair and tattoos for your charming personality. >>729797834The leftist trope is that only ugly women can be heroes.
>>7297977162 and 4 are the ones I played the most as a kid. All the classic games are damn good. Yes, even Chronicles yes, even Angel of Darkness
>>729797834They want men castrated and enslaved to women from the moment we are born.
>>729798584Based. I think TR4 Lara in particular would be my choice.
>>729797716I can't stand the combat in 2. Tank controls and hitscan enemies just don't mix, it has no place in video games. But I do like the locations she visits.
>>729801196The controls work fine. My only bitch is the level with all the yetis forces you to spend up all of your good ammo just to survive that level.
crystal synamics lara ia hottest, even if we sisnt get aexy outfits for her.old lara looks like chyna/xena manface. ugly as sin above the neck
>>729797064The Lara you posted in the op is Keeley Hawes and she had to stop her son playing the game as he found her hot. https://youtu.be/8xFskkWLgW4?t=38
>>729799447Not really. They just want men jacking off to ugly women and trannies like themselves instead of fantasy beauty. They want to feel wanted. So they self-insert into everything they touch while hoping that men will react as favorably to the ugliness as they do the attractiveness. When that does not happen, they act like victims.
>>729797205>controlled by horny male game developersI'm gonna make Lara do all kinds of nasty shit, try and stop me
>Amazon is actively shilling sexy skinsWhat a time to be alive.
>>729803101Amazon also produced the cartoon with bulldog-dyke Lara with a grilfriend, with team diversity hunting down treasure hunters to stop them because that'ss "White colonialism." They're also producing the live-action Tomb Raider show starring flat-chested Sophie Turner and produced by Fleabag from Indiana Jones. So they're baiting you with that shit to lure you in.
>>729797064I fucking love LAU Lara
>>729797064I would have liked the design if it wasn't for the culture war making Lara a Trump supporter
What's your favorite Tomb Raider?
>>729803476Last Revelation. It's just so comfy.
>>729803549Nice. What's the best part? Like what's the best levelI fucking loved Egypt in Anniversary. I am currently in Legend about to start Underworld before I check out 1-6.
>>729803335I have faith in Crystal Dynamics though. They have made 6 good Tomb Raider games and have successfully adapted the character for a new generation TWICE.
>>729803772The whole King's Valley multi-stage part. It's fun to just explore.
My horse rimming wife.
>>729803335That cartoon has been cancelled though. Amazon know which way the wind is blowing.
>>729797113Old Lara was a thousand times more independent than Nu Lara. American roasties are just insecure and psyoped people into hating breasts and the concept of beauty.
>Lara will sells millions of copies of games almost by default just for being on the coverIs there anyone else outside of Nintendo that did this? Maybe Snake? Dante? Kratos? Lara is such a fucking legend holy shit
>>729797064I'd take young Lara's body
>>729803875>I have faith in Crystal Dynamics though. They have made 6 good Tomb Raider games and have successfully adapted the character for a new generation TWICE.You're in the minority with that opinion. Their Anniversary/Legend/Underworld trilogy was just rail-games with no real sense of exploring or figuring shit out. Their Uncharted clones lost Square-Enix so much money that Square-Enix gave away the whole company in exchange for assuming that $300 million debt Crystal Dynamics dumped onto them. Play the Uncharted Legacy game with Tomb Raider mod. It'll make you realize that Uncharted is more like classic Lara than the CD stuff ever was. There's no leveling up skills. You get all you need to play the game at the very start (just like the CORE-era stuff). There's an actual sense of exploring. There's multiple maps plus the use of vehicles. CD really screwed up in that last trilogy, and throwing in woke Amazon for the next TR game doesn't convince me that things will get better.
>>729804183You can't trick me, anon. I've played every Uncharted. Uncharted is literally a fucking LAU Tomb Raider clone with TPS mechanics. Amy Hennig wanted to work on Tomb Raider Legend and was denied, so she quit and joined Naughty Dog. The rest is history.Don't step to me again insulting Crystal Dynamics.
>>729804089That's not young Lara.
>>729804256Stay delusional. Uncharted wasn't a railgame like LAU were.
>>729804504What the fuck are you talking about, retarded nigger? Uncharted 2 is entirely on rails. Why are you lying about Uncharted? I've played those games. Stop pretending.
>>729804078>7 million copies in 1997What is the 2025 equivalent of this? 40 million copies?
Uncharted 4 > Uncharted 2 > Tomb Raider Legend > Tomb Raider Anniversary > Uncharted 3 >>> Uncharted 1I haven't played Underworld yet but if Legend is anything to go by then it's probably gonna rank somewhere next to Uncharted 3. That one is not as good or polished as Uncharted 2/4, but still a worthwhile adventure game. Uncharted 1 is terrible.
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>>729804078How did Anniversary bomb so hard?
>>729805195It's really unfair to be honest, but I do get it. Legend just came out the previous year and was still selling, a brand new game that is better than the remake. I REALLY enjoyed playing Anniversary but I understand how limited of an appeal that it would have, especially in back in 2007. Why buy a remake of an old PS1 game when you can buy the new game instead? They should have bundled the game with Legend instead.
>>729797113I know this is ragebait but come on mate, nobody on this website believes that there's anything bad about Lara being attractive. She's intelligent, powerful, capable, cunning, and an outright force of nature. Nothing about her depiction in her games is sexist in any way and even if they were....good.If you wanna talk about the corporate marketing and the lasting effects of Lara's attractive qualities on the gaming zeitgeist, that's a different conversation
>>729797064Modern v would say she looks like a man.
>>729806546Lmao. Yeah good thing I never, ever actually listen to what anyone on this board has to say. I just post my positive thoughts about games and get people angry.
I just bought the first remaster for 4 bucks, did I fuck up?
>>729806868It's never a fuck up when you're playing Lara.
>>729805195iirc it was PS2-only when the next generation had already been around for more than one year (for perspective Tomb Raider Legend was released one year earlier than TRA and it had a X360 version), and it wasn't marketed as a big Tomb Raider game.
>>729808573No it came to 360, just a few months late. It was a budget title, very little marketing done for it, and like I said most people would rather buy Legend, since it was an actual new game. Wrong place wrong time. I have faith Legacy of Atlantis will far surpass Anniversary
>>729806026>I know this is ragebait but I'm going to leave a long-winded seething reply anyways
>Gard returned for LAUNow THAT'S why I love LAU so much. The fucking creator was behind it.
>>729809797Good ragebait has to be transparent though, it can't be obvious. And I would say I was perfectly calm. I simply debunked a lie
Way aye man, ever lasting beauty.
>>729804078How many copies will Legacy of Atlantis sell?
>>729810495>launches on PC day one>UE provides instant mods3 million in a month.
>>729810621>XBOX, Steam & PS release day 1>graphics look good>Lara looks goodIf the game reviews well, and doesn't come out near GTA6 and The Wolverine, it should sell well.
>>729811071>she's wearing a teal tank top again>dual 1911s>thick lips, dark lipstick and sharp cupids bow>thick ass and thighs>skinny waistCrystal Dynamics...I kneel....three amazing Lara's for three generations of boys
>>729810495Not enough. This is still square enix, right?
>>729811305No.
when are they gonna make lau remasters? i hope we get them too alongside loa and catalyst
>getting her body taken overWhy is no one mentioning how fucking creepy OP is with that wording?
>download a shitton of cosmetic mods for Xcom 2>part of the packs have a Lara costume and spoiler] nu-lara[/spoiler] voice>Make Lara a sniper>her massive boobs jiggle when she takes a shotI swear every mission she's on I have a permanent boner...
>>729804078hard to believe the anniversary numbersi loved it the most, even more than underworld
>>729811842It was criminally underrated.
>>729811289She's so pretty it hurts she'll never be real...
>>729811968well they should just remaster the lau trilogy and put them on everything, especially the switch consolespeople would buy the fuck outta those
Is it true that the Tomb Raider Classic collection on Steam is pozzed and the one on GOG isn't?
>>729811554Not for a while, would be weird them remastering the remake (Anniversary) when they release another remake this year already
>>729811554>>729812149Yeah there should be a new collection from Aspyr that fully remasters all three games with a more cohesive artstyle and visual effects. This is likely what she would look likehttps://www.nexusmods.com/tombraiderlegend/mods/101
>>729811842This is from "Copy Protection of Computer Games" by Richard Hyams, Technical Report (Royal Holloway, University of London)
I don't know what this model is called but I'm a HUGE fan of this lara
>>729797113This. I hate that Lara has become a toy for horny men to get their rocks off. It's even worse because that seems to be the direction they are steering her back into with Atlantis. Ugh.
>>729812908Fridge Raider
>>729812909Stop posting bait in comfy Tomb Raider threads
>>729811289Kazakhstan >>729812587PeruGods i love Legend and Anniversary
>>729813184Based knower
>>729813232Ghana
Lara truly peaked at Legend
>>729812908American Lara Croft
