Help me /v/, I am in love....with Triss Merigold.
>>729797414LOL OP IS A FUTA COCK LOVING FAGGOT
>>729797414Yen is better.
>>729797414Rejecting yennefer is somehow the funnier option. The face of a woman who got what she wanted but realized she fucking hated it and can't take it back
>>729797414she has sex with goblins
>>729797483Unironically.I was a Triss fag before, now I am a Yen fag as I grew older
Shani is the only right choice.
>>729797414She's a slut and a traitor.
>>729797414But can she... PRAISE THE SUN?
>>729797483Yen's a cunt.
>>729797497Exactly. Good fucking job negging Geralt forever, now you're a cat lady! Dumb cunt. Triss is hotter AND funner (Shani remains best girl).
>>729797414>no scarmeh
>>729798851Lol
>>729797576That's yen.
>>729797414Based. I literally don't understand yenfags.>big titty, fun, high energy redhead Or>grumpy old hagShould be the easiest choice ever.
>>729797648>He turned himself into a cuck>funniest shit i've seen
>>729798912You ain't no witcher, bruv.
>>729797414>gold
the most based option is neither. triss is better than yen, but shes still pretty flawed, a bit desperate, a bit needy.yen is just a bitch. i dont care how much she cares for geralt, ive read the books, i know their history, but even if someone cares for you they can be emotionally abusive. they can still be a bad fit for you. and yen is a bitch, she is a bad partner. also, shes fucked EVERYONE. shes fucked Crach for fucks sake. if you are a Yennite, you're literally just admitting you like the idea of walking around with your girl knowing half the men you encounter have fucked her. shani is goated but not an option.go it alone. stay on the path.
>>729800515I dont remember making this post but my thoughts exactly. Triss and yennifer are both awful women and geralt is better off with neither of them.
>>729800515Being a bit needy like Triss isn't nearly as big a deal as being a huge bitch that all of your friends hate like Yen.Shani is just vanilla Triss; lacks both the pros and cons unless you consider not having cons to be a pro by itself.
>>729800675id argue triss is less bad than yen, but like i said i still think neither is the optimal option. sorceresses are pure drama, including triss even though she seems more laid back. geralt just needs to extricate himself from any involvement with these bitches in the lodge. a lot of people who dont know the lore and havent read the books but pretend they do, will say triss is evil because she manipulated geralt while he lost his memory and couldn't remember yen. but her and geralt had fucked before. yen brings it up to triss in the books, directly. geralt and triss had already hooked up behind yens back, long before the games. so its not like she was doing something he hasnt chosen to do already while fully aware. and also, idk why people act like yen is geralt true love when the whole fucking dynamic of their relationship is constantly in question because of the last wish. which is the whole entire premise of yens romance quests in the witcher 3, to find out if their love is true.
>>729798912Geralt is also a cunt. They're perfect for each other.
>>729800907i fee like shani is the good in-between of yen and triss. it seems like that was the point of her in W3 but they didnt develop it. shani is not a super biotch like yennefer but is MORE willful than triss, less desperate than triss, has her own shit going on. shani is educated as well which would be fun for geralt. they could talk about herbs and anatomy and shit.
>>729797497
>>729797729This
>>729800515>go it alone. stay on the path.This
>>729800515I've thought about doing an incel run. Pick neither triss nor yen, side with hjalmar in skellige, let dettlaff kill sylvia, etc.
>>729802317lol. well the thing is you can do an incel run and not be an incel you can still pipe down a couple people. you could do chadcel run where you romance both and have it blow up in your face.i never liked the hjalmar/cerys decisions because its blatantly obvious that the game is pushing cerys and she is the better choice and the player is rewarded more for choosing her, but hjalmar is a good guy in the books. loved ciri as a kid, literally went to war with nilfgaard to avenge what he thought was her death, volunteered to follow yen into the sedna abyss because he thought he was helping her save ciri. but then in the games they just treat him like a complete retard who doesn't think anything through so they can push Cerys, who is not in the books.
>>729802317Don't forget to let Radovid win.
>>729797414Triss is Bliss.
>>729797414The voice actress isn't American, she's Scottish, she voiced a character in FFXIV as well, that character was an talking dog.
>>729802843Imagine looking at this and saying with a straight face that Yen is hotter
>>729802869Come to think of it, why do Triss, Dandelion and Geralt himself speak in American?
>>729802580its crazy how philippa eilhart is the true antagonist of the witcher world>serving in redania>implied she helps assassinate vizimir II>helps assasinate esterad thyssen>raised radovid who ends up being a huge asshole because she was a massive cunt to him>led the thanedd coup, massively destabilizing the political landscape>help rience escape>founded the lodge>betrays LITERALLY EVERYONE EVER>brands yen a traitor since she wont let the lodge use ciri for their purposes>uses saskia at loc muinne
They both seem like cunts to me. Even kiara was being a bitch. What's wrong with women in this game? can't they just be fucking normal?
>>729803340And then she gets away with everything, assuming she isn't an antagonist in TW4 which I doubt because woman.
>>729798912So is Geralt
>>729803179And why is Dandelion's american accent different when narrating Witcher 3 during the load screens?
>>729803432its because most of the women you encounter are power-hungry manipulative sorceress bitches from the lodge.most of the normal women are chill. shani is chill, tomira is chill. geralt is just roped into so much sorceress shit because of yen and the lodge and ciri. hes just surrounded by shit magnets. and dandelion, who is a faggot. with friends like these, who needs enemies? djikstra is considered an enemy to geralt and hes more of a homie than most other people.
>>729803432To be fair, it's pretty consistent with the lore of the books that sorceresses are huge cunts with inflated egos that are always scheming some shit. Shani who isn't a sorceress is actually a decent human being.
Did Triss have the forehead lines before the next gen update?
>>729800515yeah looking back they both kind of sucked
>>729803620at least the books state that she is, at some point, captured and tortured to death. absolutely abhorrent character.
>>729802843I thought this guy did every possible variation to pad his post count.Maybe I should start using this AI shit so I can shitpost with less effort.
>>729798912thisif it weren't for the djin's wish, they wouldn't be that into each other
>>729803179I don't know, I'm usually against American accents in fantasy settings but for some reason it fits for Triss and Geralt. Dandelion it doesn't, I thought even in the second game his accent stuck out (haven't yet played the first one) but it's one of those unique examples where Americans can work in fantasy.
Triss is pure sex. Witcher 2 and 3 got her perfect.>tfw don't have a beautiful girl completely obsessed with me she's willing to give me false memories in order to love herLife sometimes has a way of being unfair.
>>729806748I think her best design was in 2 but see is easily best girl. also better sex scenes in 2
>>729807137*she
>>729802869Damn she's Jessica AND Ellie? I think I'm starting to really like Scottish women.
>>729803179All of the witchers speek american for some reason
>breaking up Ciri's familyyou aren't a monster are you anons?
>>729807417Did she steal that cup from triss?
