>we want the zoomer audience
random pulling wins again
>>729800939SEIUNLETS DON'T LOOK
>zoomer audience>posts prime oji-san bait what did anon mean by this
does it for free
>>729800908Cute zoomer
>>729800939Kill yourself
>thread deleted
>>729800982zuma*
>>729800981It was a blatant stealth thread using another game as the cover, not even surprised it got deleted
>>729801014Kinda deserved it tbqhwyf
>>729800908More like>we want he Boca Juniors audience
>>729801056Thank you for defending janny's honor!
I think I'll start off my New Year by drawing Helios.
>>729801056>janny sees one of his 15 precious F:NV threads is not legitimate>thread instantly pruned in a fit of impotent ragesasuga
>My club went from B+ to BIt's Dober...
>>729801376
>>729801163Someone should edit a little janny in there.
On one hand I actually like her and don't have much trouble with her careerOn another her well rested event looks really weird when sped upHonestly what's up with that?
>>729801491Sex with orange heads
>>729801491Suzuka sexo
>>729801518hyper ultra rest good
>>729801306Gacha threads don't belong on /v/, if anything Jannies are too soft on you /vg/ rejects. Hell they shouldn't be allowed on /vg/ either, we literally have a dead mobile gaming board.
>>729801549>ai
>>729801491>Suzuka>Fuku>Mayano>Orfevre>Opera O I love Orange Umas
>>729801518Ryan spends a single night not endlessly gooning to romance manga and almost has a seizure from the excess energy.
>>729801491>Those hands>That sleeve >Mangled embroidery, daruma, etc >The more you look at the details the less they make sense If you are gonna post slop at least post good slop not this shit from 2 years ago. I'm crying.
Happy Meek is making waves in the real world
>>729800908>WEEEEEI want the zoomer audience
not looking good torenas...
>>729801491it's a new year and fuku still makes me utterly feral
>>729801669Does this mean we can finally get a career for her and NTR Kiryuuin?
>>729801669Happy meek is a real horse? I thought all the scenario ones were made up.
>>729801669Nice. I always feel bad for her being forced into an unending jobber role in-game.
>>729801845These horses are named after the game came out. There are also horses named Bitter Glasse and Little Cocoon too.
>>729801742Same. She is weirdly one of the sexiest Umas for me
>>729801906Why would you name your horse after Little Coccon?
>>729801974Free advertisement.
Daily borrows are used up, and this is all I have to show for itwhich is least likely to be decimated?
>>729801845>>729801906I feel like eventually one of these horses named after an uma NPC is gonna have an uma-tier story and cygames is gonna have a real funny moment of having to decide if they want to just make an NPC playable or not
>>729801787She only races in regionals so probably not. She's also a>dirter
>>729801845Horse Happy Meek was named after Uma Happy Meek
>>729801995>Daily borrows are used upNigga, how? I play my careers sped up and it still takes me like 20 minutes at the fastest
/vg/ here stop shitting up our threads thank you.
>>729802102
>>729801556uma threads are infinitely more pertinent to /v/ than the 20+ cover art threads spammed everyday which are just retards debating shitty lore or stroking their micropenises to poorly made 3D models. sorry but you don't get to selectively enforce rules
>>729802102Anon you are the ones with literal 500lbs manchildren and porn addicts spending all day online trolling each other. It's probably one of your own retards shitposting just to get a reaction out of (You) since they know comparisons give reactions. Their lives are boring and miserable, you should just ignore them.
>>729802102We wouldn't use your threads for toilet paper.
>>729802080wait, shit, it's past the reset timeI forgot about that. I'd still like opinions so I know if I need to change anything though
Do you know da wei?
>>729802382Unc meme
>>729801735She will be mine bros
>>729802382>wei
How we feeling about Scorpio Cup?
Aaaaaaaah Helios is such a nice girl. When will she be added to the game? I really need her
>>729802578You are falling for zoomer propaganda
>>729800908And I want this zoomer
>>729802575Might not make finals this time around, rooms have been very strong
>>729802578November.
>>729802575I have nothing made and I am way too hungover to try to today
>>729802575It's over.It's so over.
>>729802575got an extremely meh team, good enough to beat the shitters but not good enough to compete with fellow /v/ma broes
>>729802575I'm scared, my guess is round 1 will be easy, but that I will get caught by the void in round 2 unable to get enough wins to either go to finals or drop down to hroup B.
>>729802286Okay I will try>>729801995First one, bit low on stamina but that lack of power really hurts the second City
Umas who wears ear condoms are the strongest umas
>>729802575I will easily get to A finals and then probably lose to triple Front teams.
>>729801995>low stamina>no speed and low but managable wit on the left, no wit or power on the right>no swinging maestro>no professor of curvature>no no stopping meWhat deck are you running anon?
>>729802575Pretty good, I've only seen her underperform in a 6 front lobby and if anything my Grass can catch up
>>729801995Right, but the lack of power means she gets left in the dust anyway.
>>729802575Already moved on and starts training for Arima Kinen CM. Can't be arsed with this 2 fronts + Taiki wank CM so i'm just gonna bring 3 guts build aces.
>>729802575I'll take it easy in group B this time.I might make it to group A for round 2, and if I do then I'm fucked.
>>729802575Terribly. I had a much better winrate on Longslop.Hopefully Dober carries me
>>729802954for which one? here's the deck for the right Cityanons in other threads have told me PoC isn't as good on Lates. And when I posted the right City I was told NSM was trash
>>729803338You've been gaslit to hell and back you poor thing, NSM procing is what decides if you win in this CM, nothing else gives the acceleration you need to catch up to the suzukas.
>>729803338I am afraid you were gaslit, NSM is fucking amazing on lates, and PoC while not necessary is still nice if you don't have anything better to spend skill points onI see you were trying something like a gutsmaxxing deck, maybe you could try a second guts card and replace either Brian or Kita card, unsure which one tho, Kita really only shines at LB3 but her gold isn't dogshit like Brians and she doesn't eat your energy
>>729803483well, that suckswhat skill to get rid of then? I used all my points for thosehere's the deck for the other City
>Error: fetch failed 500Nyoooo how am I supposed to find the Dobers I need now?
>>729803338Try 3 speed cards, Riko, str and guts Winnin Ticket
>can't glue an obviously shit run because i need Fuji's kisekis
When does the cleat shop refresh?
>>729803693This is going to be a retarded question, but were these done in unity or URA? You should even on a bad unity run get way more skill points just from clearing the career than what those skills cost.
>>729803693Rushing Gale is finicky and questionable, most straightway skills that aren't velocity are, unfortunately, For parents borrow yourself either Dober, Ryan or Rudolf by that order of importance, Dober and Ryan give great acceleration inherits while Rudolfs is purpose built to give lates and ends good extra speed
>>729803852It's all Unity. I lost a few races, so maybe that's it?
high command over at der/v/ has just deported an inactive member and is now looking for a new agent!Come join us, you get to>fake chronogenesis fan gain charts>gaslight anons with fake CM advice>falseflag umas to tank their PR>organize attacks on umacoins and crash the economy>control thread culture through rigged racesand more, send your request to 968622263, anyone's welcome!
Umu
>>729800908>we want the zoomer audienceit worked. waiting for her feels like an eternity.
>>729803693do you have MLB R Riko?if yes you should use it and borrow MLB kitasan
>>729804093see my other deck >>729803338
>>729800908Zoomers don't like moeOnly shitlennials do that
Considering human women.
>>729804196>human>uman>uma
>>729800908>UUUUOOOOOCAAAAA
>>729804196Imagine how tender and gentle you would have to be with this fragile ningen
>>729804045in the same boat, but its worse, because i plan on pulling for her only on the gyaru banner in i believe october (?)
luv me danchousimple as
Last set of tests with random moods, is your uma bad enough to tank an awful mood and win? 18851574Also, I need a /v/ club, my club dropped to C and I want out
>>729804196>he doesn't know
>>729804265>tazUMA
A quick questionnaire—1. Do you like Biwa Hayahide?2. Are you on the autistic spectrum?A banana for your time.
>>729801996>Confusion, the triple tiara/crown undisputed winner with 10 G1's on his belt
>>729804325nope, Zuma bqnner is in November 2026, and the Gyaru Banner is in janurary
>>729801491Why are they dressed like whores?
>>729804513nono
Dominator might have killed Taiki's momentum93607870
>>729804513>1. Do you like Biwa Hayahide?Yeah>2. Are you on the autistic spectrum?Haven't done any tests and I don't believe in self-diagnosis so probably not
>>729804568LOOKING GOOD!
>>729803925>apply>you cannot do that for another 22hr 47mFUUUUU-
>>729804568She almost won with just Pump though.
>>729802000>She's also a>>dirter>acting as if Forever Young won't make Cygames pivot to "Dirt Uma's are le based" after the Breeders Cup win
>>729804513who would like that big-headed FREAK?!?!
>>729800908AGUANTE BOCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
President of /v/mers here. I am pleased to announce that /v/mers has successfully become an A+ ranked club at the end of 2025, largely in part to our official club saint and schizo. We look forward to continued prosperity and harmony among the /v/ clubs alsotherearenospotsavailablethismonthastaxeswerecollectedsuccesfullywithoutissuefromallmemberssobestoflucktoallyouseekinggibs. Happy New Year to you all!
>>729804134welp unfortunateIf I were you my deck will be>Kitasan>Brian>King>Biwa>R Riko>Borrow NatureNo Stopping Me and On Your Left is mandatory for latesyou can survive with 750+ stam and 1 white recoveryand try to find a 9* stam 9* medium ryan/dober to borrow (you can search with chrono or umamoe)can you post your card list?
>>729804546its winter, they all shpuld dress up warmer than thatapparently these overcoats appear in game as actual models
>>729803925Get me in in 24hrs please bro, I want a good club 134137497855------------------------------------------------------------------No runaway = lose, bring a sacrificial Suzuka to stop the onigger meanace, 63292415
>>729804821No Furious feat from Oguri?
>>729804915I don't have Suzuka.
>>729804045>bare earsAnon, this is a blue board wtf
>>729804513Yes, I have a spark saved up for her alt even though I have her already.No, she's just very cute and beautiful.
>>7298049156 7 !!!!!!!Also, ASS ranks
Damn, awful mood on both aces is rough99750708
I'm aiming for another zuma (and her sisters)
It's that time of the month again, please allow me to promote my non-/v/ club. We have 4 slots available.
>>729805143Forgot the ID: 464223109
I forgot the screenshot but Spe won by like 5 lengths26194138
>>729804812I'm so proud of my club and our resident saint/schizo!
>>729804812/v/mers more like /v/illains!
>>729800908Negra de mierda
>do matikanefukukitaru run>always get the lucky 7 ability despite how much of a waste of points it is>same thing with top gun and maverick, if it shows upam I autismal
>>729805439If you don't get super lucky 7 you're bricked!
>>729804513YesYes
Oguri cappu 22342948
>>729805439No, you just have a soul.
is shadow break a good inherit on lates? i noticed i got a couple hints for it
>>729805439very sovlful.
The Superior Satono
>glug glug glug>oya? when are you going to get me anon~>I'm out there, waiting for you to reel me in~>glug glug glug
>>729804915alright, saved you a spot
>>729805507I've never seen anybody talk about Brian's skill like it's any good so I would assume not.
The BNW comp was based, next one 59000641
Now that 2026 is here, I believe it is time to discuss the secret umaWho is she? Why are Cygames hiding her? She is coming in around 6 months and seems to run sprints, has some relation to Vodka and Daiwa, but that's about all I can gather
Boomer sports media people are now retweeting shit about Umamusume.
>>729805727>gold shit
>>729805727Golshi would HATE the Denver Broncos
>>729805604>My reaction Fucked on the spot
>>729805720you cut that out.
>>729805720That's Mejiro Redacted, she knows about the Epsatono files.
>>729805794I feel like she'd be a vikings fan if anything
Dominator>stamina debuffs, for Scorpio at least16600923
>>729805720You will not be forgiven come august
>>729805689I need to work on Ticket but my luck havent got me either medium S or good stats to begin withAlso happy year of the uma
How's this looking for Amazon?
>>72980598118* stam parents btw
Guts Tachyon tanks awful mood and wins84348680
>>729805981No wit? Does she have wit growth or something, because no wit card will result in you ending up with 350-400 wit at most.
Trying to make a Dober parent for Long is suffering
>>729805720>leftProbably some error with the data miner. It happens some times.>rightWhat are you even circling? I guess the empty spots are kinda weird. Maybe they're looking at trainer off screen or something.
>>729806129She has no Wit or Speed growth. Trying to get to close to speed cap with 2 speed cards is a nightmare with that. What would I even cut for a wit card or even what wit card would be nice for an End CLoser?
>>729806159I managed to make one with 2* long but it has 1* guts...
>>729806305What is she even holding?
>>729806259I'd switch biwa for the nice nature SSR if you have it. You will still get over 800 power easily with just rice and regular speed training.
>>729806358I don't have that, or the Rice Power.....
>can't start work on my late or end for Sagi because there's no suitable dober parent yet>can't start work on my front/pace for Sagi because I don't know who to run yet>can't continue work on TT because choice paralysisSend help.
who else writes down the banners to pull for? also, share your plans as well
alirght my final hurrah, who is the best taiki here
>>729806383owari-da, nah but go with 0 wit cards then. retarded girls are cuter anyways.
>>729804347Post ID or begin applying
>>729806343I don’t know! Some kind of instrument i think!
>>729805720>Machan that close to PearlI hope I can make it.
>>729806396i will blow all my beans on the uma megabanner
>>729806396>tamamo>speed tachyon>nakayama festa>heliosAnd then splurging any freebies I can spare on something in between if something catches my eye.
>>729806343Looks like Castanets
White woman wins80859473>>7298064272 or 4, race them and see who wins more
I-Is this the recruiting thread.
>>729806438Thanks Anon
>>729806492and then what? loads of great umas after that!>>729806514other than anniversaries, when will we be getting freebies?
>>729806439I can in 24 hours, I posed my ID earlier
Fuck man these stats are beautiful all I needed was one rainbow training during finale season... oh well
>>729806609i knowww but i havent rolled on umas since ive started playing the game and theres already so many that i want
>>729806609Freebies as in free carats I have left over / can spare to throw and something more.
OI WHICH CLUBS HAVE SPOTS
>>729806548Seems like it, although I am unsure how many clubs have spots availableHow is Herse and Horse MD sitaution?
>>729806660Oh! i thought about the free pulls we get here and there. but yeah, makes sense.>>729806642I feel ya. ive luckshitted 3 umas from tickets and doing some tenpulls, but mostly have been saving ever since the anime mcqueen banner
>>729806538whats the fastest time youve seen so farmid 1:56 seems really good
I think it's time for a new /v/ club to be created
>>729804821here's the cadsI don't need Nature for On You Left since City has it as a potential skillUma seems to be down at the moment. I don't have 9* of any stat, let alone Medium. Hell, when I tried searching for 9* pow 9* medium on uma it found zero matches
Daiwa could have won if she had S on medium58885715>>7298067571:56,1 was the fastest today
>>729806639If it makes you feel better, having 180 more guts than the 400 baseline will give you more top speed than the final 22 speed would have. She's still a monster.
>>729806895zamn
>>729800939>see this>rage pullits just that ez
DANCHOUS????? PLEASE WHO HAS SPOTS
An A/A+ club may open up a slot that isn't reserved yet... is there any good trainer interested?
>>729806723If you're serious player, /vg/ club ウマオオオオ have some slots. We're aiming for top 100 (3150 gem income) so serious player is preferable.
>>729806983EXPLODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>729806396NN SSR -> Opera New Years -> Dober (Mega) -> Winning Ticket Steampunk -> Nakayama Festa -> Shinko Windy -> Tanino Gimlet -> Winning Ticket U.A.F. -> Dream Journey -> Gentildonna -> Furioso -> Orfevre -> Fenomeno -> Stay Gold
/vg/ situation can't be THAT bad
>>729807057I don't browse /vg/ tho....
>>729807057>serious playerYou mean auto bot players right?
>>729807107
>>729806983Based
Everyone got hungover from drinking last night clearly./v/agabond has 2 spots, may open up a couple more depending on demand. Remember if you're applying to put /v/ in your trainer profile comment somewhere.
>>729807103Based Tickezobro. first time seeing anything about Furioso btw, mind telling stuff about her?
>>729807057>botter clubBad people
>>729807239>Dirter>lives with (you)>hates Tracen for taking the spotlight away from regional areasShe's a pacer. I heard about her story and it sounds funny so I want her for my dirt TT
333669772883
>>729807184671403108005
>>729807184Did you guys recruit the one new guy that was asking for a club?
>>729807350huh, now im pretty interested in her as well!>I want her for my dirt TTi have the same idea about Espoir City
>/vg/tards trying to poach people from here
>>729806776huh you have 1LB vodka, and you got lots of MLB wit SRs too>Kitasan>Brian>King>Vodka>Tachyon>Borrow MLB SSR Rikotry to pop blue flame on speed training, since gold city have 0% speed growth
>jannymod desperately tries to force us to go to /vg/>turns out we're so good that /vg/ wants to come to us instead
>>729807107Anon, make sure you're sitting down and take a few deep breaths before opening.it's a teiobro btw
>>729806538test 20 runs, 2 wins but only with 2 races, i think this is to close to be a decisive run.>>729806427anyone help
>>729807496Only invited the guy above you so far since he replied.
>>729807584wtf is he eating his toenails?
>>729807518It's a falseflagger, some guy was shitting up /vg/ the other thread trying to create a brother war. I think both threads are fine they just have to be left alone. Just ignore em
>>729807634Ah, this guy was asking specifically for a newfag friendly club so I'll refer him to you guys 539268354750
CM room97319497
>>729806776>Hell, when I tried searching for 9* pow 9* medium on uma it found zero matchestry to cope with 8* minimumhere's what I got from chrono genesis
Big nigga does it againAnother21604215
>>7298064272 or 4.They're basically the same horse. You're gonna make A finals so I'd just switch off between your CM runs and see who wins more.
Any first-rate anons still looking for a club?
Club bros.....333669772883
>>729808076>awful>awful>badalso the conditions are incorrect
any spot open¡???
>>729808242Post ID
>>729808182That's my code from yesterday. Are we being shitposted?
>>729808076Fuck I just realized I forgot to set Weather and moodI'm retarded. Sorry for wasting your timeHere's a real room98245722
>>729808274Probably someone trying to get their danchou to poach you.
Is recruiting today?
>>729808339Edgelord takes itanother54281751
aaaaaaaa im recroooting
>>729801491Man, Fuku gets me diamonds like no other Uma Musume could.
My fuarking president takes it.Also holy based bringing all of BNW. I kneelAnother62632635
>>729808723why
Remember, torenas: Today would be a really good day to start your own club.Plenty of anons looking for a home and all you gotta do is copy what the big /v/ clubs do to climb those ranks.There's still no /v/madacchi club.
>>729808916Its too late right now. It would need to be made a month in advance.
>>729808339I'm flattered, but my heart belongs to /v/ma.
Clubs doko
>>729808875I have no fucking idea. Her eyes and hairstyle are definitely big pull factors for me. I love messy orange sex hair. Her racing outfit is also one of the best in the game. Combination of cute; hot and aesthetic as fuck. But to be honest it's probably her personality. She's really fucking endearing.
So is /herse/ recruiting?
>>729808964No excuses.
i keep forgetting cleats don't reset till 5pm est...
Just once. Please just one time give me these greys, but with at least a 2 star blue spark. is that too much to ask for?i will be able to upgrade it in the tachyon event, right?
You guys have any idea how many carrats you would be able to save in a year?Asking for a friend.
>torena's canonically get to have sex with buena vista during the onsen trip Skip the queue Cyshit. Release her now!
>>729808964Most of /v/'s first clubs didn't get their first month gibbs either. If we have the volume for it and if people don't want to deal with non /v/ clubs they may as well bite the bullet and organize anyway
Face of the Franchise Special Week takes it against Grass Wonder. I'm crying.Last one72150189
This is the luckiest career I've gotten so farThoughts, lads?
>>729809156I can only give a rough estimate based on dailies, team trials and club rewards, there is a calculator but it didn't seem to have been updated for a while
>>729809156~20k a month so 240k in a year.
>>729809225Stamina is a bit scary, but should be enough to win plenty.
>>729809156i personally use the faggy fagsome calculator. he's huffing copium, but its at least somewhat accurate https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/100t3hnYl5Qm2UR8RtPlH-8Xd9KQbBlxEdXUOIR4d394
>>729809156What do you need to save for that's still a year away?
>>729809225Much better, stamina is a bit low and thus she is vulnerable to debuffs, but overall is great!Is Rushing Gale worth investing this CM?
>>729809225Looks good, thats a nice statline considering your cards
>>729809295yeah, I wish I could have gotten a better recovery, but nothing showed up. I was actually more concerned with the low Wit
>>729809397Almost i600 wit is decent, 700 is max you can get before diminishing returnsCorner is as good as it gets for non-golds I think
>>729809378>Is Rushing Gale worth investing this CM?It's meh on this track, but any extra acceleration is always welcome. It's a good "I have nothing else to spend SP on" skill.
>>729809204have patience, anon
i somehow keep missing one of Maru's fan checks.
I may as well ask, which one should I be picking in this case? Guts feels like the traditionally better pick, but since I'm only running 2 speed cards, speed could possibly be a better pick since it lets Ticket start rainbow training and gets a couple arrows, but it's hard to tell.
Which is the best one here? I have my own opinion but I'd like to hear others to make sure.>>729809068Explode. Yes, you can upgrade blues in the Tachy event.>>729809225>Rushing GaleBut why? Otherwise great except for borderline stam, as already pointed out.
>>729809564Balls, I vote blue balls
6/972150189
how's Air Groove as a debuffer? I still need a third runnerany advice considering these >>729806776 cards?>>729809582There wasn't anything else I thought was worth getting
>>729809667is this shopped? why the heck is her hands so tiny?
>>729807584Reminds me of this
>>729809225Stamina is genuinely too low. She'll probably gas herself out as a late surger, never mind if you get rushed or debuffed.
>>729800908https://youtube.com/shorts/HejAFUXkg_E?si=NtUDY53YvPAOASWF
Pretty chill for recrooting day, did everyone find a home?
>>729809825Considering the amount of IDs and people still asking posting, probably not.
One. Final. Ace. Run. After this one I'll work with whatever I've gotten.O shiraoki-sama, bless my final run with a 7!
>>729808875No reason to overthink it. She's just extremely fucking cute
>>729809714You're asking too many questions.
>>729809979>She's just extremely fucking cutethat should make the dick in your heart diamonds not your actual dick
>>729809727KWABjita lmao
>>729809215Now Grass-sama takes it from Special Week. Back and forth. Holy cinema.That's all the rooms for now. Thanks for joining anons. Have a nice new year WUV YOU!
>>729809727Most obvious Gokubro falseflag award
I just noticed that Tanuki Rudolf seems to be the only tanuki to have, errr, tanuki ears, all others seem to have their usual uma ears
>>729810023It does both
>>729808916Why is she the main character of Umamusume?
>>729809979She also seems like she'd be a great fuck who'd be up for anything.
Which clubs have spots
I WUV MY CLUB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>ANOTHER U rank just droppedI hate whales so much it's unreal.
>>729810327What the fuck are those skills?
>>729810327Wow, it's worthless.
>>729810381stress testing. they arent meant to race
>>729810381Skill bloat to reach a high rank
>>729810381when you're just going for rank you don't really care what skills you getmore skill = more points, simple as
>>729810327Will Taiki ever recover from being the face of whales and soulless metafags?
>>729810381UG ranks are just for show.
>>729810381Looks like just buying all the golds for rank farming, not actually trying to create a CM/TT uma.
WHERE ARE THE DANCHOUS
>>729810438She's the darling face of /v/ma before any of that so at least she has that going for her.
>>729810549When the world needed them most, the Danchous vanished....
>>729809582Number 3. The stamina might cause issues with debuffing if it happens, but it's basically just better. Wet conditions with last spurt uphill too, so higher power ought to win.
Huh, so Helios being in love with Ruby wasn't added for no reason
Does Maruzensky need something for her skill level 5? I swear I'm getting her fan checks but I never get her skill to 5
>>729810828You have to get an Uma to 4 stars to get level 5 unique. And then of course 5 star for level 6.
the black bars around the eyes never fail to get me
>>729810828Are you not fucking your boss enough?
>>729802575cautiously optimistic
Is your favorite Uma smart?
>>729810898wow really? shit, i learn something new about this game every single day>>729810908the boss ain't even here
>>729810950She has a 10% wit training bonus so she must be!
>>729810950Highly
>>729810905
>>729810950She knows someone who is
>club dropped rankit's over.
>>729810950If nothing else she is quite hard working
Has anyone made a club rankings list for the month yet?
>>729810950no, but she's sexy
WHERE ARE THE CLUBS
>>729811039So is her flesh green or...
>>729800908
>>729810648Thanks, that's what I wanted to hear.
>>729810950“Yes”.
>>729810950I don't have a favorite, but I like them stupid.
who's the 2000s e-girl Uma to combat the Helios zoomer menace?
>>729810950absolutely not. she's stupid, and watching her overcome her insecurities about it/embracing being a witlet has only made my love for her stronger
>>729811170MAKE A NEW CLUB
>>729811237Nyo....
>>729811170They're right here you double neigher.
>>729811227Helios.
>>729809741that makes me sad. I don't think I'll get a roll as high as that again in terms of speed and power
There's like 20 uma lewd art from real artists. I have resigned myself to wanking to uma slop. Especially because of my niche fetish, which barely gets art at all.
Poof honse
Maybe if I drop the stamina parents she'll get to 1k power
>>729811173Maybe her tuft?
>>729811227Palmer.
>>729811336You will, in time, and then manage to make better umas as well
>decide that today is the last day I do ace runs for scorpio>all the are horrendous lowrollsyup yup, I'm taking it as a sign that I've already worked too hard this CM
>>729811349whats your niche fetish
>>729810950Smart? No. She’s the smartest.
>>729811410yeah, but not for this CMI don't even want to think about the incoming longslop
>>729811358I used stamina parents and ended up with this. And she's still unusable because no medium S, fuck my gay ass lucklet life
>>729811468Its just Arima Kiren, anon, its barely a Long
>Let's have fun!Why do people keep this?
>>729809225>>729811336Eh, Umalator says she can survive as a late but it's a gamble. Your biggest issue is you don't have the big accels neither SFV for Pace or Pump for late.
>>729811573Should we not have fun?
>>729811350So this is the power of Cushing. I hope he's well.
>>729811573I'm too stupid to think of something else to put in there.
>>729811610>Fun
>>729810950Of course she's a fucking genius
>>729811617frequent doto pisses...
>>729811602yeah, I'm going to focus on trying to get a Ryan power parent starting tomorrow
>>729811573>let's NOT have fun!
My Scorpio Ace has Medium S but is like 70 points away from speed cap, I got close to winning rooms but never actually did, I feel like that will seal my fate once again
>>729811704It's better in the long run to have your own Ryan parent(s) but you really should have just borrowed her if you didn't have your own good one. Same with Taiki if you were building a Pace. Their uniques are mandatory for Scorpio for their respective positions.
Anyone up for some last minute test rooms?
>>729811704>willingly entering the ryan mines
>>729800908Important poll: https://poal.me/i4g6we
>>729809378>Is Rushing Gale worth investing this CM?it's terrible, it literally cannot ever do anything, late race and immediately before is all cornerswhich is why corner conniseur is lowkey legit this time
>>729811903Sure, post 'em
>>729811962This shit again? Kill yourself nigger
>>729811423Naked dogeza. Preferably with stained panties and sweaty bra.
>>729812027Speaking of, I hear Rushing Gale could be good for Sprint but I'm not sure how legitimate it would be in practice.
anything else I should put on this pace Maru? 478 SP and she's got Straightaway Adept and Accel, Prudent Positioning, It's On, Calm in a Crowd, Up-Tempo, Hawkeye, Shrewd Step, Straight Descent, THH, All I've Got, Burning Spirit SPD
>>729811962Who the fuck is that?
>>729812145Its a 50/50 gamble, there are two straights and the second one is where you want it to trigger
>>729812145It's something you can and should put on your TT umas, just throw those into practice and see if it's useful there.
>>729812162Shrewd Step, THH, All I've got
>>729812225I think someone mentioned the idea of it acting like pseudo-Groundwork for the first straight, but like I said, not sure if it works in practice.
Anyone wants to join /herse/? We need help :(
>>729812279i thought SS was bad
>>729811903I have completely lost all hope to the point where im wondering if I'll get to A finals
>>729811952Fuck the mines just pick two grandparents with 3* blues and pinks in the distance you need and take what you can get. Made this in two tries and used it for all my Scorpio aces and I wasn't about to keep going until I got something better. Parent farming is the #1 way to make yourself hate the game.
This is my team who I will be sending out, my hope is B Finale, maybe even goldWhat'd'ya think?
>>729812314 (me)Our Danchou is kinda left, but I can add you. Just tell me your trainer id
>>729812162At least two more mid race skills and THH. If you can get Speed Star to proc THH and carry the double-boost into late race other pacers won't stand a chance.
>>729812314601254165572
>>729812449I don't join leftist clubs.
>>729812495Make /herse/ Great Again
25~ more days to finally be able to wear the winter uniforms...
>>729812495fucking kek
Vodka mocks your sad bets
>>729812453i was thinking these three since she doesn't have any mid-race specific skillscan't go for It's On since it takes up too many SP unfortunately
>>729812439That Kingu looks strong, 2 late surgers can fight each other and not perform to their fullest potential, can you train a last minute front or something?
>>729812495Top kek.
>>729812314if new players are welcome, ID 539268354750
>>729812578I could, but I won't, it goes against my theme
>>729811952>willingly entering Teio
>>729812463Sent invite, just wait till cooldown drops>>729812603That's ok, just don't forget to request shoes, preferably at least 2 times a day
I haven't been able to play the game in over 24h, I wanted to try and improve an ace but I won't have time now
>>729812575Medium Straights can't proc early in this track so you have a good shot of getting it mid race. Your stam situation isn't fantastic so taking the heal instead of Straightaway Adept is probably good.
>>729812667I would enter teio, I think she'd be a pretty good lover.
You did beat them, right?
>>729812716>2 times a dayI don't want to play this game for 16 hours a day.
>>729812559AIEEE! SAVE ME GOOKMAN!
>>729812814
>>729812559>gifUhhhhh
>>729812791NTA but of course not, no one does that.Just login, requests shoes do your thing. Log out. Then when you log back in request shoes it's not bad
>>729812559Koreabros, not like this...
>>729812143>Ear condoms still on One fucking job
>>729808160got it thanks.
>>729812716Does /herse/ finally have a new danchou?
>>7298064272 or 3, depending if you value Head-On or Uma Stan more
>>729812913you can't expect slop to get everything right
While seeing the event options is still extremely helpful, I wish I could see the odds on some of these branches. I swear I never get Hot Topic to proc, for example.
>it's another "speed cards are MIA during finale episode"I hate reruns.
>lots of 24 hours join banTo everyone who will be joining clubs, remember you can just have yourself kicked out of the club so the 24 hour join ban will not happen!
>>729802545but thats shu?
I see recruiting has been a huge success so far.
>>729813151Hard to get kicked out of a dead club
>>729812314601 254 165 572
>>729812970...no, in around 1 or 2 days the goverment will be overtrown and power given either to five squered or to french man who doesn't like sunny weather
>>729813212>>729812845>>729812814>>729812559Straight into the Hot Pot
>>729813352>the doomsday clock is ticking
>>729813352Wishing the best for the oldest club in /v/ma, may neo-herse thrive and reach A+ like their peak.
>>729813181Are there even enough spots?
>>729813441We'll see, typically recruiting is done on the second day. To see so many IDs flying around so early its kind of shocking
>>729813179
Not looking good for.....?
anyone i should try and improve on with my last two borrows?
>>729813565(You)
>>729813423Second oldest.
>>729813578I'd try to get Medium S on a similar Taiki
>>729813352I hope it's not me. The power would crush meI'd actually go through with the Dirrt Shoe beggar purge
>>729813754BASED
It's not that bad to try and improve aces mid CM... Right? ;__;
>>729813807You never know when the stars will align on a run
>>729813352Be sure to give the old danchou full honors and a proper military burial. He earned it
>>729813807you better get that xoguri ready for finals
>>729813754w-wuv you?
is Killer Tunes good? I've just got this LB3 Pasa sitting around
>>729813807A lot of people remade their Aces when Unity released mid CM.
>>729813807It's the only reason I got Plat during the last Mile CM.
>>729813807Only a fake neigha swaps aces in the middle of a CM. I trained these girls to win it, I'm not putting them on the bench half-way through.
>>729813352It's funny how those two are /herse/'s top earners but are clearly freefags compared to everyone below them
>>729813754BASEDKILL ALL DIRTOIDSWUV YOU
>>729813807if you aren't already working on armina kinen cm atp you're bricked.
>>729813958Benching your girls will make them try even harder next time. You do have backup aces right?
/herse/ is going through their three kingdom phase i see
>>729813958I don't bench them though, I'm training the same girls to make them stronger
>>729814114No, I believe in my girls.
>>729813885Pretty good mid-race skill for front/pace but it can activate a bit early.It can also work on lates if you build with a lot of mid-race skills.
>>729814104>armina kinenIf you arent working for the dirt CM you are bricked
>>729813807The only reason I won Taurus is a last minute god Rudolf run.
>>729813754T-Thats a joke right? I can request sprint shoes...
>>729814312>he didn't work on sprint and dirt cm while waiting for dobersorry anon..
>>729813754thank god i'm in a first-world club instead of /herse/
>>729814485>he isn't working on his project l'arc longchamp parents for the french CMThere's always open league....
Sad to see /herse/ fall, I fear that many oldfags will suffer the same fate as it seems impossible to keep interest on one game high for so long
>>729814575I think I might just stay in public rooms at this point...
>>729814525The neicha administration is over, things will change
>>729813754What's wrong with trading dirt shoes?
>>729814695/v/ma...
>>729814695that isn't the ASSTER I know
Am I gonna make it?
>>729814695DER/V/ WON JA JA JA JAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gY1AHjq1y8
>>729814734Its a meme, dirt shoes are scarce so
>>729814734No one has them since there are too few Dirt runners and you usually get the least of those from career. So they are unfit for farming club points
>>729814636/herse/ will be okay, its just a slightly cursed club
I have too many aces and not enough tests. I think my gameplan is going to be run round 1 without dominators and take the one with the highest winrate into round 2 with the dominators. Unless there's a shitton of suzukas in round 1.
>>729814734I need them to unlock Urara's potential, so you can't have them.
>>729814736Its okay, we are aiming for A+ rank this month
Our clubs are so fuarking strong...
>>729814695Clubs really have to fight for A rank, don't they? So what, there's physically 30000 players fighting for the top 1000?
>>729814975challenging the runaway again? this will be interesting
>>729814780You can only get Groundwork after passing two other wit checks, one of which is delayed by at least 1 second. You don't have Unrestrained. If you're aiming to slingshot off a dead oonige you should have NSM, not just Nimble. Your power is also kinda low.I don't think you're gonna make it.
>>729815012Danchou doesn't grind fans anymore because he wants to get STRONGER. That's why he was able to train that front team and host so many rooms
>>729814975We are? Not that it will change how much I play.
>>729814975ngl december was so fucking comfy compared to the last minute grind we did in november and the whole month of grinding we did in october that I wouldn't mind going for a second A
>>729813754Honestly I will also purge everything DirtARAB for our Danchou wills it.
Who is your character pick? i.e. an uma who is objectively not very good for one reason or another but you will roll or have already rolled for them regardless
>>729815413I seriously hope I don't burn out before her bannerNext year
>>729814695In the shade of burger trees, they said /v/ma could never be conquered.In the land of psyops and falseflags, they said der/v/ could never be humbled.In the realm of flatliners and schizos, they said /v/mapyoi could never be tamed.Now they say nothing...
>>729815413Every Rice ShowerZenno Rob RoyFenomeno (if I'm not dead by that time)
>>729815413All of them, I do not save. I do not care about meta viability. I want everyone.
>>729815413
>>729815413Satono diamond sucks but her race wear is cool.No one talks about zephyr but she's sexy so i want her in my roster
>>729815413I dunno enough about the meta to say. I'm going to collect all the Pitasans but she's supposed to be really strong. KS Miracle? Festival Inari? New Years Dictus?
>>729815413I sparked for Kawakami Princess.
>>729815651Since when does Dia suck? She doesn't seem bad at all
>>729815651>Satono diamond sucksYeah, me
>>729815413I shall be rolling for Wonder Acute as will you all in 8 months time.
>>729815413saving for Biwa, i love her hair
>>729815413dream journey
>>729815651>Guaranteed Right Handed and (kind of) Fall RunnerShe overlaps with Fine Motion, but do speed skills fall off after MANT? I figure guaranteeing those two skills would be pretty good
>>729815413I got her on bullshit luck, and she has since accumulated more fans than anyone else in my archive.
>>729814985thanks for the invite, i got invite for both /v/agabond and /herse/, i joined /v/agabond because invite arrived first
>>729815413Rolling horses for meta reasons is retarded, I only roll horses I like. Meta is a consideration for cards only.
>>729815651>Satono diamond sucksHoly gaslight.
>>729815413Taiki's alt's training bonus is really bad(30% power and that's it) and I've never seen anybody say she's meta but I'm definitely pulling for her.
Alright, I made an account over the holidays, rerolled for a triple Kitan and then sparked for a 4th, made it to 57k team rating just doing a story playthrough for all the umas you get for free + free ticket, and now have no idea what I'm supposed to do next. I assume joining a club is important and then I start grinding runs to try and get my own 9 stars?
>>729815797Those are probably the fattest tits that drawfag has ever drawn. I love this piece
>>729815889she'll kill you
>>729816169Post ID so /herse/ can snatch you
>>729800908I love my wei baby
>>729815413There's a lot that I want but the ones I want the most right now are Fine and Windy.
>>729816235407 797 450 423
>>729816169Now that you have MLB kita, you're in a good spot. Your priorities are>Join a good club (clubs are recruiting in this thread)>Build up your parent slowly>Have fun, focus on mastering your training before you can tackle CMs
>>729816169clubs is free carrots and you're never getting the CP cards without one, unless you've got some god tier borrowsif you're even remotely active you should try and get into a b+ or above one
>>729816169Pretty much, being in a club gives you monthly Carats based on their ranking (which is determined by how many fans you have) so there's no benefit to not being in one. Plus you get access to more copies of the story support cards, some of which are decent. For making parents you use a guest legacy that has 3* in good Blue/Pink sparks (and some white sparks), try to win extra G1 races, and pray the spark at the end of the career is good.
>>729815771middling med-long late surger that has a terrible unique that triggers on the last straight
>>729816169You aim to get mommy creek card
>>729816169Champion's Meetings are the name of the game. They come every few weeks and you spend that time training horses that can do well in those specific conditions. Ideally you'd you have decent parents of your own so before you start making horses for CMs so I recommend trying to make a parent that has long sparks for the upcoming Arima Kinen CM. Video guide on how to make parents.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNrEIuwOde4
>>729816342She's only 45, not 50 cause rerolling for that extra copy dropped the odds heavily and I wasn't sure if I was gonna enjoy the game, but from my understanding 45 is good enuff if I'm just gonna f2p for fun?>>729816367Yea, Gemini has been telling me to just loop through my various horses to try and get a 9 star speed and then a 9 star stamina/power after. I'm able to consistently hit at least a 600/600/600 and have a good shot in to the finals, though winning the Unity Cup has only happened once so far along the way.
>>729815413Christmas Oguri
>>729816647yeah 45 is good enough for fun.
>win 11 optional races>1* wit>1* mediumGod I hate parent farming.
>>729816647Stamina/Power parents are way more desirable than speed parents. Though your cards are probably shit outside of Kitasan so maybe you will need speed parents.
>>72981664745 is good enough for competitive play and for casual play, kitasan is fully online. You'll eventually want to MLB her but there will be opportunities.
I'm so fucking mad I missed her banner. I'm gonna cope by getting her New Year's alt. She'll be mine soon.
Is it advisable to start cm search in the middle of the day, so that I don't get against hardcore players that have everything ready and were only waiting for a chance to press the search button?
>>729816434I still don't think she'll be that bad
>>729815413Nobody embodies this better than Verxina for me. I don't even like her that much.>constantly played second fiddle to my other umas>outclassed in TT>outclassed in CM>still train her from time to time because I love training fronts and she's like the potential man of nigers
>>729816839Yes, not everyone is ready to board the pequod yet.
Wait atleast until round 1 go make the next thread
>>729817009HAG
>>729817009I don't even know who this horse is.
>>729817009Sorry hag, this penis is for trainees only
>>729816818You could just wait another month and get base Opera on the megabanner if you're gonna "cope" on the alt...
>>729817009whomst
>>729817072That's your Uma GF for the scenario after MANT
>>729817009Not looking good for light hello......
>>729817009Worst post ITT, this isn't your gachashit lewd dump fag
>>729817114I want both, so the mega is for her normal outfit. I'm not gonna wait that long to play her career
>>729817072That's Light Hello, she will be your date for the Grand Live scenario after MANT, apparently that scenario is what saved Umamusume in JPIts centered around Idol stuff
>>729817121NOOOOO I DON'T WANT TO USE PAL CARDS EVER AGAIN AIEEEEEEEEE
Isn't Christmas Top Gun kind of cracked? I figure more people would be hyping her up looking at her spread. It's a shame she shares a banner with Wit Taishin who's kind of ass
>>729817009>>729817191>mareYou have my attention.
I hecking love farming parents :)
>>729817191Honestly it sounds like Cygames should just skip MANT
>>729817191IdolCHADS, we cant stop winning...
>>729817231It's a good card but it's an exclusive dolphin/whale card
>>729817009first PR hit of 2026
>>729817274MANT isn't that bad if you play it how its intended to be, i.e. a sandbox where you can race as much as you wantThe meta way that was found later was just too good at making aces for it to be fun if you care about getting that plat
>>729817274I have a very strong feeling our MANT experience is going to be a lot different.
>>729817392Ears are dangerous....
>>729817367Honestly MANT seems like a really fun scenario with all the cool items and freedom. Why doesn't cygames just fix the exploit?
>>729817496They have a huge financial incentive to patch MANT a bit since the global audience is brining in dozens of millions every month. If they drop the ball it could cost them millions. Pride isn't worth millions
>fail 11% training 3 times in a rowwhat the fuck?
I feel like Global won't hate MANT as much because we don't care about torturing umas and we prefer winning and autismaxxing as opposed to keeping the waifus happy, as we've seen in all CMs, JPfags actually fucking suck at the game
>>729817392>>729817438This is a blue board, anon!
thread almost dead, time to post naked umas
>>729817636my bad
>>729817496How WOULD they fix the exploit? To do it you have to race every turn outside of the summer, that works well within the mechanics
>>729817647Heliosnigger PR drop, of course
I REFUSE to ABUSE my trainees. i will NOT be doing race spamming during MANT. I DO NOT care about me not being able to get into Group A in CMs, because i already cant, so nothing really would change anyway.
>>729817392Do horses even wag their tails when they're excited like dogs?
>>729817632I'm just going to torture myself for MANT too. I'm gonna drink slop juice, train like I hate it and generally be miserable. I'm gonna ride or die with them.
>Natural thread deathpat the jannies
>>729817750I don't want AIDS
Love the zoomer horse
>>729817707Its actually an INCREASE
>>729817632Are we... are we the baddies?
>>729817632People will hate it just because it takes too damn long and it's badly designed in that it brings out the worst aspects of this menu simulator game. Sitting through multiple loading screens every single turn isn't great. If you want to patch it add a proper "skip race" button instead of forcing people to still go through multiple loading screens every single race.
Now that the thread is dying I'm free to Teiopost without worrying about ruining her PR again!
>>729817673There are a few things they could do, they won't do anything though.>Reduce/Completely remove stat gains after racing when doing 4+ in a row>Trainee actually refuses to race 4+ times in a row>Some permanent debuff if you do it
>>729817716canon
>>729817716no but it's cute
>>729814985>oy neighK corp drugged up niggas>/v/mersthumb evil niggas>der/v/n corp evil niggas>/v/mar corp old niggas>/v/mapyoix corp knight larp niggas>/herse/L corp dead niggas
>>729817673Make 3+ consecutive races give diminishing returns or take away stats.
Teiofags are the worst posters by far. The niggers can't sage!
>>729817876i assume bro above meant IRL horses..?
>guys they need to nerf mantFuck off stupid, this is one of the only ways non-whales can compete.
>>729817902New year, new PR they've been alright. We must let old sins be forgiven
>>729817935>new PRthat was a psyop by Oy Neigh, no such thing
Who needs to sage when you're umazing
>>729817935>New year, new PRNobody fucking agreed to that, it's just cope by them to try and feel better about being so despised
i love when chibi fuji does her little dance during showtime
Don't forget to do your event runs
>>729818036Fuck you and give me my carats. I have like 7 rewards left unclaimed including all the carats.
>>729818036How much time left?
>>729818036>tfw actually winning level 5 runsmy saving grace, I'm finishing it in a day
>>729817902it's been half a fucking year let it go
>>729817976>>729818008NTA, but please, I need this. As a Heliosfag, my uma's PR was in the gutter and is now recovering nicely.
>>729818036Im at 25 rewards left, do i have time?
>>729818036I've just been doing my parent runs on level 4, am almost done
>>729818152>>7298180983 days left. You can make it.
>>729818157Level 4 when you need consistent G1 wins for affinity boost is insane.
>>729817902Teioniggers are consistantly bad, but I have yet to see a single golshipost that isn't at bedrock.
>>729818197Splendid
>>729818141Personally, I don't even care. I've lived the Taishin life for as long as I remember. No one likes, believes in me or cares about me anyways. I don't need a PR reset, all I need is to win.
>>729818152Just do bakushin runs in URA at lvl 5, free gibs. Take about 15 minutes each to do.
>PR resetder/v/ agents can just make it crash and burn with a single shitpost anyway, it's a tough world out here
>>729818267Many people are saying this is taishin's year!
>>729818223to be fair I am making a creek parent right now, pretty easy sailingonly thing I seem to keep flubbing on is the japan cup
>>729818343said no one ever
>>729818197I'm at 45 rewards left I don't think I will
>>729818343Surely this year
>>729818343Taishin's year to be a mother of three!
>>729818395Thats 9 runs at level 5, you got it
>>729818027I love her, and the art she's been getting lately
do note: it rounds the time down, "3 days" is actually like 3 days and 12 hours
Clubposting is so funny, time to pledge allegiance next thread.
Amazon is the better dorm Mom btw
