>>603341747>I FUCKING TOLD YOUI FUCKING TOLD YOU
>>729803019>pic related
toasting in bread
>>729803019Based Majin Buu
>>729803019He was right, though.
Don't worry OP the last squeenix product I ever bought was Deus Ex HR back when it launched.
based OP
>>729803019BasedFPBP
>>729803019Still the rest of the year to go.
>>729803019the worst part is that part 3 is going to be ready for 2027 at minimum and the complete pack by 2030 lol
>>729803019Rotflmao
>>729803019bodied that freak
>>7298030192026 isnt over THOUGH
Imagine actually liking the demake
>>729803019BASED
>>729803019I respect the fact you waited this long based
>>729803019I kneel, King.Squeenix pigs on suicide watch
>And to everybody who reading this in 2026, heed my words - I told you to stop buying Square Enix products. I told you not to trust them. I told you there was no artistic integrity in their products. But you didn't listen and now here we are. Fuck all of you apologists. Based beyond belief.
You're 364 days too early, OP
>>729803431What form would a complete pack take?
Incredible dedication, OP
>>729803019>2022Not that impressive as SE decadence was clear by the release of XIII
>>729803019blud waited an entire presidential term to cook that mf fr
>>729803713they either sell the 3 separate games in one collection like mass effect or they match up them together eliminating the boring parts of each one to give us the full game at least, as you can see I’m coping with the last part, thank you.
I WAS HERE
>>729803019He technically has 6 more months before 4 years
>>729803019There comes a point where petty resentment loops back around to being respectable. This is one of those times. The latest Square Enix product I bought was Trials of Mana Remake (an actually good and respectful remake, released in the same month as FF7R1 no less).
>Being wrong on 4chan /v/ should be a punishable offense
>>729804042Correct
>>729803019
>literally call it "remake" in the title which is already cringe as fuck and something you should never do as a dev>but hey its ok because its FF7 THE game people want a remake of>Its not actually a remakeSE needs to go bankrupt because of this alone, Im still fucking mad
>>729803019I kneel anon, for proving once again that spite is the strongest force in the universe.
>>729804081>2026>still confusing remakes with remastersImagine being this fucking stupid holy shit.
>>729804227Its neither of those things so.
>>729803019It's not 2050 yet though
>>729803019It's only been three and a half years though
Now this is true dedication
>>729803019Posting in an epic thread.
Oh one hand you're right, but holy shit, the last thing of any note SE was involved in was Nier a tomato, and they did their absolute best to kill that project, it was decent in SPITE of them. DQ11 doesn't count because those kikes released an unfinished game first and delayed the actual game for 2 years.
>WOOOOAH HE REMEMEBERED A POST AND AMDE AN EPIC THREAD ABOUT IT YEARS LATER!Schedule posting has never been easier today. Someone could make a time capsule today, and you would cream your pants when it opens in 2033
>>729803019Nomurafags in absolute shambles.
>>729804042>Being wrong on should be a punishable offenseyes retard? if not everyone would be like you
>>729803019You absolute madman. He's probably already dead by now.I can just buy Octopath zero right, that's okay, right? I honestly really wish Squeenix would die, their continued existence is a mockery to Squaresoft, but every once in a while they're still one of the only publishers that releases the type of games I like.
>>729803019Absolutely buh-zased.
>>729803019BASED Fuck squeenix the last good game they made was NEO:TWEWY and they fuckin dropped the ball on making it a big deal
>>729805368>He's probably already dead by nowAnd absolutely nothing of value would be lostFuck SE shills
>>7298030192026 just started though.Also it's still a few months until June
This remake was a waste of dev time
I kneel to OP
>>729803019BASED grudge holderI wish I could care about anything longer than a month so I could haunt someone for centuries after my death
I wish I could be this salty
>can only know what OP is talking if you use an extension/add-on that harvests and sells your data>/v/ cheers in unison
I don't understand how people defend Square Enix.
>>729807002Literally just copy the post number and go to the archive manually
>>729807002But theres no outbound connections being made, retardbro.
>>729803529uhhh but the combat is le good when you play on super critical diaperfag mode
>>729803019We humbly apologize.
>>729804227Retard
>>729803019KING
>>729807052They could theoretically have a deal with microsoft, since 4chanx saves every single post you ever made (text only) on your drive.
>>729803019OP won.
>he held this grudge for years.>was right
>>729807151>since 4chanx saves every single post you ever made (text only) on your drive.b i n g o ingo
>>729803019imagine keeping track of some post half a decade ago lmao get a life
>>729807151What?
>>729807151But I use linux
>>729807241It's honestly fucking epic.Nigga just roasted a whole fucking fandom with this thread
>>729807002Are you seriously saying you can't infer all the necessary information from OP's post? You might be retarded
>>729803019But did you anticipate that the remakes were gonna be flopped dogshit?
>>729807151lying piece of shit
>>729807002Frog genocide now
I'd be surprised if it didn't come out in 2026.Why bother caring though, the first 2 parts were ass so the 3rd one is guaranteed to be just as bad because it's a direct followup.
>>729807431they were doomed from the start when squeenix decided to release it in parts and have the first part be just midgar, which is the only part the masses are generally aware of
>>729803019>06/22/22>and in 4 years I will decimate your argumentIt's only been 3 and a half.
>>729807225 based and localstoragepilled I bet he's got a JSON file titled “Every time I was right on /v/” just waiting for threads like this to drop
>>729808729At this point, I'm convinced that they'll cut out everything that was post-Northern Crater in Disc 2 No Mideel, no Huge Materia, no rocket launch, no submarines, no Sister RayThey'll get to the crater for the first time and then just have the final confrontation there to finish the gameAnd maybe sell the WEAPON fights as DLC
>>729803528>>729803426>>729803709>>729806421"By 2026" =/= "by the end of 2026"
>>729803019Based grudge holderI stopped caring about Square after they just left NEO TWEWY to die.
>>729803019TRVKE
>>729807198stinky ugly pussy
>>729803019>Square has a glacial release cycleThis has been known, because they don't believe in nurturing or supporting unproven or semi-proven talent. They only person they trust to deliver anything that makes a profit fast now is apparently Nomura since they're keeping Yoshida (good, frankly, guy has garbage taste in general game design) locked to the MMO grind.
>>729808729We'd have definitely heard about it by now if it was going to be. There was almost 2 years between the rebirth reveal trailer and release.
>>729803529>>729807072It has fine gameplay, certainly a decent ATB implementation for zoomers and the ADHD. The problem stems more so from character design being a downgrade (mostly) to the concept art and more importantly, plot retardation that simply doesn't work because Square has terrible writers now who just don't have good taste.
>>729803019Absolutely BASED autist dabbing on a shitty RETARD autist!
>>729803019Based grudgeposterNever let it go
>>729803704I've learned my lesson a long time ago trying to reason with retards.Now, I just let them lie in the beds they make.
I remember a while back we had a grudge thread and there was dwarfy music playing and there was thorgrim in the corner. I think the mods pinned it too. Anybody remember what it was about?
oh yes allllll the season passes and dlcseat shit, OP
>>729803079FPBP
>>729810265How in the hell Toriyama still gets given work after X-2/LR is beyond me
>>729803019common spitefag W
>>729803019Fuck you got me good!
>>729803019It hasn't been four years yet.
POSTING IN EPIC THREAD
>>729811707>Toriyama gets given workOn anything notable though? Lightning-fag is basically a support director now.
>>729803528>>729803426>>729803709>>729806421are you pretending to be retarded or actually retardedor actually retarded but still pretending to be slightly more retarded than you actually are
>>729803079this pretty much sums up modern day /v/, i demand this post or atleast the pic to be permanently sticky'd on top of the board.
>>729809856This.>"by 2026".That shit implies that it would've been done and ready NEAR 2026, not during or after it, so 2023, 2024, 2025.
>>729803019damn right you are anon, spit on those squenix fags
>>729804984I love how all of you assume OP just didn't set a date in his phone's calendar for 1st of January 2026.Nigga probably forgot all about it, went about his life until he got a notification on his phone and he was like>"OH YES... HUE HUE HUE"
>>729812519Why didn't you set the date for 4 years? Scared that it might come by then? Lol
>>729811707X-2 is a fundamentally good game, the problem is that toriyama doesn't have a good sense for writing anything grounded and nojima/watanabe just sort of ran out of steam working together on X and KH1
>>729803019finally a good fucking post
>>729803019Impressive. Very nice.
>>729812519it hasn't been 4 years since the post retardbro
>>729809856>>729812395And even if that wasn't the case, Part 3 sure as fuck isn't releasing this year. If it were, SE would've for sure let us know by now to build up hype. Hell, we still haven't gotten anything from KH4 or DQ12, and those were announced years ago
>>729803019BestGuyEver called out how the remake was going to blow ass and that all remakes suck back in 2015.https://youtu.be/WyJHW-QvsUoThis was all known by the knowers, the knowers always knew.
>>729803528go back to /qa/oh wait you can't LMAO
>>729803019Supremely based. lmaoing at all those past-tards
>>729807241>half a decade>22Math ain't mathin
>attention whore being an attention whore>unique IP's: 45right
>>729812783>>729813073Not OP.But bro, look at what he said>by 2026.Which means it would be here by now, which it isn't
oh wow another ff7r thread
>>729803019I was actually in that thread holy fucking based
>>729803019Bravo, Op. bravo.
By 2026 implies that we still have time.OP is scared of being proven wrong, he's shaking. That's why he made this thread as soon as he got out of bed. Screencap this thread and then shit on his head when Part 3 is out.
>>729803426Remember to lift with your knees and not your back when moving that goalpost.
>>729803019kek based
>>729803019Is it possible to learn this level of spite?
>>729814565Yes.
>>729803019absolutely dwarfpilled
>>729814565Yes.You simply interact with enough retards, that you eventually record these instances, because whenever you don't have video or picture prooff, they always say>well, I never said that!!!Because it's the internet, and lying on the internet is as easy as breathing.
>>729814152By 2026 means BEFORE 2026, anon.
Thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqIJqvMqLTQ&list=RDkqIJqvMqLTQ&start_radio=1
>>729803426>>729803528>>729803709Dumb ESLs
>>729803019based obsessive knowerI kneel
FF7R fandom on suicide watch
>>729803019I see we're starting the new year strong.
>>729803019this is the stuff I live for, nicely played OP
>>729809856You fucking ESL, by 2026 certainly means within that year.
>>729803019Based.Fuck Squeenix and their retarded fans.
>>729803019can't tell if you're pathetic or based for remembering this
>>729803019Holy based OPSHITre CUMnix FAS PUNCHING THE AIR
>>729816656Irony.No anon, by 2026 means "this will happen by the time 2026 starts."It is now 2026, and the game is not out, so it did not happen BY 2026, hence why OP said BY 2026 and not by the END of 2026.Fucking learn the language you ESL nigger.
>>729816875I just hope you're baiting at this point lol2026 isn't just 1 day, it's the entire year
>>729816997Dumbfuck ESL retard, get the fuck off my website and go back to speaking your disgusting brown monkey language instead.
grudgeGOD
>>729816656That's not how that sentence works. Go back to Somali, Yuusuf.
>>729817051imagine starting the year this angry
>>729817051Giving internet access to India was the worst mistake Elon could've ever done.
>>729803019OP dropped his crown
>>729816843Based, just left the alarm in his phones calendar most likely, so basically got the last laugh with none of the downsides
>>729803019based spiteposterff7 remake is the most garbage fanfiction in history
>>729803019Damn, you sure toasted that guy, loserfrfr no cap unc
>>729803019I kneel. Spite posting menace.
>>729816656
blud spending his first day of big 2026 replying to himself and having a self-imposed melty lol Anyway every Square game in the past 4 years has been super fun no matter how much you seethe about them
>>729818456one sec, let me just...ok, can you repeat that?
>>729818456Uh... chat, is this cope?
>>729803019SOVL SOVL SOVL SOVL SOVL SOVL
>>729807002Fuck off where you came from tourist.
>>729818508I'll put in terms you'll understand: Square will outlive you lol
>>729810717>>661224517
>>729816875In a contract, "by [date]" is inclusive.
>>729803709>>729803426>"you need to clock in by 7 AM">clock in at 7:45 AM>get written up for being late>wooooow how was I supposed to know that I had to clock in before 7
>>729807151>doesn't cache to memoryWhat are you doing with the rest of your 128GB?
>>729803426Remember this simple interaction. Even something as simple as a work deadline is met with confusion and anger by the brown horde.They genuinely think "by Monday" means they have until 11:59 PM on that Monday to get an important project done that needed to be done by this morning. They can't read. They can't drive. They simply cannot function in a first world country.
>>729818865hell yeah. thanks, anon.
>>729818751And then i shall put it in terms thy brown ilk shall find understanding when the day cometh.You took the L dumbass.
>>729818909December 31, 2026 is still 2026. 7:45 isn't 7:00.
>>729819010Its cruel to take these low IQ people and put them in societies they cannot understand
>>7298190897:45 is still part of the 7 o'clock hour
>>729819164It's not 7:00, though.
>>729803019I kneel
babe wake up, a new breakfast question just dropped
>>729803019Put me in screencap
>>729803019based, SEtards on suicide watchthe entire company was betting on the idea that pumping even more dev time and money into that shit game would lead to a larger return and it ended up flopping like DEIslop typically does
>>729803019There has been more than 1 million posts since anon prepared this felting. What a king.
>>729804081>the entire Squeenix as a company somehow misunderstood what "remake" means>it was a deliberate bait-and-switchWhich one is it?
i was fokin here
>>729804227It's a sequel. Mass Effect Legendary is a Remake. Dead Space 2 is a remaster. Please try to keep up.
>>729807002>too stupid to use the archive without an extensionShould have been an abortion. Waste of oxygen and resources this way.
>/v/ suddenly hates SE and NomuraWhat the fuck happened?
Haven't played any of it, is there a particular reason why it needs 3 parts if it's a remake? Besides milking idiots for all their worth?
>>729819470I'd argue it's more effective. Anyone who has worked with them knows how true it is.
how many more times are you going to reply to yourself?
Some of you should really get off this website and get a job already.
>>729803019Worst fucking grudge anon ever. You're 365 days too early. Imagine if the game somehow gets shadow dropped this year, your fuck up will be forever immortalized
>>729803019In the elden days of 4chan, you would've been stickied and had this image floating around on all those lolcat-offshoot websites. Now nobody cares you did something autistic and unhinged because that's just normal, in fact someone on twitter probably out-autismed you by 500x degrees today
>>729819951Well, it's 2026
>>729803019It hasn't even been 4 years you fucking idiot. What a loser.
>>729809937QRD on what they did to Neo: Twewy? I loved the first game, but haven't played the sequel.
what's the last good Squeenix game ever released? old 3d polygons don't count
>>729803019are you retarded? don't answer
>>729807553He isn't though.4chan x saves all threads you VISIT and all post you make.
>>729820392Xenogears
>>729803019Based fucking spiteposter, grudges and bitterness are the best, fuck that retard. I would've done the same thing
The guy OP quoted probably has a family now
>>729803019funny but also>RENT FREE
OP vindicatedanon fucking ASSBLASTED for all eternity
I'm about 16 hours into picrel and I'm already kind of burning out. I just got to Wall Market but I'm wondering why this is so drawn out. I just want to leave Midgar for fuck's sake.
>>729820529lmaono
>>729820569Midgar is the best part of the game though. This was true in the original as well.
>>729820392Dissidia probably?
>>729820248>In the elden days of 4chanI was there when people were still trying to work out perfection girl
>>729803019I KNEEL KING Buu
>>729820529>Yeah, I remember your post from four years ago on a mongolian cartoon appreciation forum, what did you do?>
>>729820451>4chan x saves all threads you VISIT I've seen that>and all post you makewhere? I've been looking for a way to find some posts and compare them to my old screencaps
>>729820202by = completed beforebefore the end of = inclusive time period
>>729818049Which means you turn it in on Monday, not Sunday. The same applies here.>>729809856>>729812395You guys MAY need to retake some English classes. The only reason why you're confused is that you remember a teacher saying, "This is due by Monday," yet the online submissions close at 11:59 PM on a Sunday, it's actually due on Sunday.
>>729807002Did people just forget that your data was being sold the moment 4chan changed ownership lol
>>729803019Based
>>729820632Too soon
>>729803019i wish we didn't lose Fireden archive there's posts from before 2016 I want to reply to
>>729820930>Which means you turn it in on Monday, not SundayMeaning it should be done by then. You don't turn projects/reports at 11:59 PM unless it's specified you have until that time of that day.
>>729820569They intentionally dragged part 1 to only be midgar so they can sell the game in 3 parts.
>>729821142>You don't turn projects/reports at 11:59 PMYou do if you're a procrastinator like I was ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>729821289which explains why you're here
>>729803019You should be making this post at the start of 2027, not the start of 2026, my friend.
>>729804042It fucking was once upon a time, and the site was many times better for it.
>>729821441
>>729821507I miss posting webm related
>>729803019posting in a epic bread
>>729803019basado y rojopilladomods sticky this shit
Fucking based
>>729820316they barely marketed it, causing it to sell like shitkind of like what happened to Treasure Planet
>>729803019This kinda just shows you're so insecure you desperately need this to mean >NO LATER THAN JANUARY 1ST, 2026, 00:00It is scared for it knows the game is coming out this year
>>729803019>they hated him cause he spoke the truth
>>729821941They should have specified "before the end of 2026" then, see >>729818049
Oh boy, I can't wait for this obviously samefagged to shit "epic bread" screencap to be posted everywhere by the salty, butthurt samefag.
>>729822131He fucking told you, bro.No need to get mad.
>>729822070It's not a contract, literally everyone in the thread knows it includes all of 2026 and you're the only schizo trying to force this lol Literally everyone is laughing at you and you're reduced to repeatedly samefagging to call yourself basedWhat a pathetic start to your year
>>729803019Based, but I did buy Jack's game
>>729822714How would you feel if you didn't have breakfast this morning?
>>729822925But I had breakfast in 2026
>>729803019Based. Demakefags BTFO
>>729823042
>>729803019Both of you are gay and wrong.
>>729803019>people like this unironically existsI hope he sees your post, lil bro
>>729823176by the looks of it, he did
>>729803019damn nigga you delivered
I'm a 33 year old white dude who only knows English and never in my entire life has "by [year]" meant "by the instant the year starts". It goes without saying that it means at any point in 2026. Context matters and length of time matters, this isn't the same as a work deadline by a certain day or what have you.This is a moot point though because there's no way the game will be released by the end of 2026 anyways, Square-Enix loves to announce all their shit prematurely. I could see an -announcement- by the end of 2026 maybe.
>>729822714>It's not a contractBut it is a statement and if you don't want to be wrong about what you say then you need to be clear about the idea you're trying to convey otherwise it just looks like backpedaling
>>729803019balancing a thin line between really based and really sad
>>729823440>I'm a 33 year old white dude
>>729823440>It goes without saying that it means at any point in 2026usage definition disagrees with you >>729818049
>>729823471If you're gonna be this pedantic then this applies to OP too, notice that he said "in 4 years" but the date on that post is June 22nd, it's still January 1st. It's not exactly 4 years.
>>729823440>mootWHAT DOES THE REDDIT FOUNDER HAVE TO DO WITH THAT?WHAT DOES THE REDDIT FOUNDER HAVE TO DO WITH THAT?WHAT DOES THE REDDIT FOUNDER HAVE TO DO WITH THAT?WHAT DOES THE REDDIT FOUNDER HAVE TO DO WITH THAT?
>>729823647As long as you agree with the "by" definition since that's all I care
>>729803019LOL that based anon kept you seething for 4 fucking years lmao that's a brutal mental slavery
https://rule34video.com/video/3073013/cloud-strife-visits-tifa-lockhart-nagoonimation-4k/ https://rule34video.com/video/3229489/tifa-in-charge/ https://rule34video.com/video/3683541/tifa-lockhart-a-threesome-rave-4k-60fps/ https://rule34video.com/video/3263099/tifa-mating-press-fullaudio-nagoonimation2/ https://rule34video.com/video/3073091/tifa-lockhart-double-penetration-creampie-dress-version-nagoonimation-4k/ https://rule34video.com/video/3077692/tifa-lockhart-triple-anal-penetration-white-aanix-4k/
>>729823585Did you ignore the part where I said>Context matters and length of time matters?In the context of something at work being "due by Monday", your boss or whoever is going to want to see your work so it can go forward in the pipeline which will take time out of the day. Unless you're a literal slave your work day doesn't last until 11:59 PM so that's a no-go. "By Monday" means "we are going to utilize your work by Monday", so you can't just wait until the last minute. And hopefully you work somewhere that's not retarded and they're at least specific about the exact time they want it. They'd say "by Monday morning" or "by [meeting time] on Monday". Or if they do say "by Monday" it'd be an understood shorthand for a specific time that you're already aware of because you've done this many times before.Something coming out in [year] is an entirely different context, a year is a long time, and regardless of whether a game comes out on January 1st 2026 or December 31st 2026, that's still coming out in 2026. It's a release date for a video game, not a work deadline.Again none of this shit matters because the odds that FFVIIR part 3 will be out by the end of 2026 are very low. OP just wanted to jump the gun a little bit. He can still celebrate later.
>>729824107>no AerisDies watermark Fucking newfag
>>729824219see >>729821142
>>729803019epic toaststay spiteful OP
>>729803019lmao, fuckin tell em anon
>>729803019No fucking way!
>>729803019GRUDGEKINGSI KNEEL
>>729824219>inI like how you're so fucking stupid you forgot the point you were making. "In" is not "by", you mongrel brownoid.
>>729803019Told us what? Rebirth is one of the highest rated, most beloved JRPGs of all time and the next one's coming early next year at latest.
>>729820930Even if that were the case no new release during 2026 either.So you made yourself look like a moron for no reason
>>729803019Based as fuck, fuck that other guy
>>729825237
I'm coping until the 22nd of June
>>729820463People who usually have empty lives cling onto spite and bitterness to fill the void.
>>729827289>t. the fag on the screencap
>>729803019Based and fuck Square-Enix.
>>729812390>thinking old /v/ wasn't also petty and shallow and spiteful
>>729803019Based vindictive autist. Fuck stillbirth jeets.
>>729803019okay now this is based
>>729803019 Yes you did. HOWEVER, there's a potential NG+ victory AFTER 2026 is passed. In fact, I think you're more than justified in posting this every January 1, until they finally shove the thing out the door, however long that takes.Someone pick out appropriate spiteful Squenix theme music.>>729818456FORSPOKENBAILAN WONDERWORLDFOAMSTARSBABYLONS FALL.-THAT'S NOT EVEN COUNTINGGAY FINAL FANTASYWUK'S WILD RIDE.MARVEL AVENGERSThey're on a bomb streak that puts the Quiet Man and The third birthday to shame. If it wasn't for Concord, Ubisoft and the great bombfest of 2024, any of those top 4 would have been bomb of the year. >>729820316Restricted to Epic only on launch. Zero marketing.>>729804013It's the Vegita horizon.
>>729803019Based OP. You raped those retards.
>>729803019>OP predicted that Rebirth would completely screw the pooch 2 years before it released I don't know whether to be impressed by the prediction or disappointed that it came to pass
>>729803019based grudge-bearer
>>729803019WELL WELL WELL
>Not screencaping every argument you have just to btfo someone years later
>>729803019anon, he died of ligma 2 years ago let it go
I demand a screencap of the threadWe NEED a screencapThis moment has to be chronicled for future 'Best of /v/' threads
>>729803019>Anon won't admit he is wrong>Will say he will still buy itSuch is the way of the fanboy
>>729829819
>>729803019Funny thing is, majority of FF7 fans have been saying probably 2027 for the 30th anniversary. 2026 never even popped in my head considering the time between Part 1 and 2.
>>729803019Based, fuck Square Enix
